You know you game too much when...

[MaximusR3]

I was just reading some random stuff around the net and came across some pretty decent "you know you play cod too much when" lines and thought it would be fun to start our own thread on it. Feel free to put up ones you've heard or be all creative and make up your own. Provides for a good laugh and also makes you consider what is wrong with you when you're laughing because you could see yourself doing it lol


here's a few to start off:

You know you play too much Call of Duty when....

- you hear a helicopter and run to cover and reach for your launcher
- you look for red dots on your car's GPS
- someone unexpected shows up at your house and you say "WTF, i know i set this party to invite only..."
- you hold your breath to steady your pen while writing
- the power goes out and you yell "We've been EMP'd, all our electronics are down!"
- You see someone skipping and accuse them of using a lag switch
- You look at a handgun at the store and ask how much the akimbo attachment costs
- you open your laptop and say "predator missile inbound"
- you see a road flare and crouch down next to it waiting for that noob to respawn...
- you run up and lay at the bottom of a flag pole while yelling "securing bravo!"
- you bring a headset to work so you can hear people's footsteps
- you've put serious thought into putting a red dot sight on your drill

[Rickety Rob]

You see a flag on someones car at the commissary and you run over to dominate it while throwing your apples and oranges hoping to blow up anyone who try's to dominate it before you.

[toby2533]

your sleep flash backs are from the matches you played before going to bed.

[Rickety Rob]

You know you play to much when you base your day on whether its going to be a good or bad by playing a few matches before work. Whatever you do, don't loose...hahaha!

[MaximusR3]

- You find your dog tags on the ground, pick them up and say Kill denied......bitch

- when a webpage fails to load, you open a different browser because you know that switching to your other weapon is faster than reloading

[iamthesgt]

You know you play too much Call of Duty when....

- you hear a helicopter and run to cover and reach for your launcher


Bad thing is, I did this a couple times...once while driving! And I almost yelled out "hostile sighted" and aimed at a random guy who came out of the bushes across the parking lot.

[BilgeRatBilly]

your sleep flash backs are from the matches you played before going to bed.

Omg Toby I do that all the freaking time, lmao!

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[Pakman3000]

your sleep flash backs are from the matches you played before going to bed.

I do this a lot.

[RighteousKil187]

I think most of us suffer from the bedtime flash backs. It's like the game never wants you to sleep....

[Rickety Rob]

I think most of us suffer from the bedtime flash backs. It's like the game never wants you to sleep....

Your correct. If I have a bad night, I lay in bed thinking to myself of the, "I could of done this, or I should have done that" ways to win a match.

[SSG_Guillermo]

I think most of us suffer from the bedtime flash backs. It's like the game never wants you to sleep....

ditto...

[airbornedaddie]

When you write 500 word college level reports and hold elections about a fucking unicorn emblem. Them defend them...vehemently...

[SSG_Guillermo]

When you write 500 word college level reports and hold elections about a fucking unicorn emblem. Them defend them...vehemently...

Whatever he said...:rolleyes:

[iamthesgt]

When you write 500 word college level reports and hold elections about a fucking unicorn emblem. Them defend them...vehemently...

This.

[KaNtSt0PMeH]

When you write 500 word college level reports and hold elections about a fucking unicorn emblem. Them defend them...vehemently...

Agreed... lol

[River_Rat_459]

-When you start posting threads about knowing that you play too much Call of Duty and have your friends add on.

[Indiobeltran]

your sleep flash backs are from the matches you played before going to bed.
LOL!:redface:

[Rickety Rob]

-When you start posting threads about knowing that you play too much Call of Duty and have your friends add on.

True Statement!

[iamthesgt]

-When you start posting threads about knowing that you play too much Call of Duty and have your friends add on.

Haha. So true.

[BilgeRatBilly]

So I showed this thread to my wife and she felt she needed to chime in:

You know you play COD too much when your wife asks if there is an official "My Husband Plays COD too much support group".

I don't think I play that much but evidently she thinks I play it too much, LOL.

[obtainedpilot]

Naw my girl said you play to much and said I might be addicted to mw3 like I am to brownies lmao

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[KABLAAMIT]

- you look for red dots on your car's GPS

[twmiller77]

-when you see a plane in the air and immediately think its a UAV
-when you refer to yourself as your gamertag to people IRL

[Port66]

You hear a click or hissing sound behind you and walk faster around a corner thinking its a bouncing Betty.


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[Rickety Rob]

When all you do at work is look for better ways to improve your game by watching youtube videos

[Port66]

When all you do at work is look for better ways to improve your game by watching youtube videos

About to do that now in my office lol


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[EatLead92]

I was just reading some random stuff around the net and came across some pretty decent "you know you play cod too much when" lines and thought it would be fun to start our own thread on it. Feel free to put up ones you've heard or be all creative and make up your own. Provides for a good laugh and also makes you consider what is wrong with you when you're laughing because you could see yourself doing it lol


here's a few to start off:

You know you play too much Call of Duty when....

- you hear a helicopter and run to cover and reach for your launcher
- you look for red dots on your car's GPS
- someone unexpected shows up at your house and you say "WTF, i know i set this party to invite only..."
- you hold your breath to steady your pen while writing
- the power goes out and you yell "We've been EMP'd, all our electronics are down!"
- You see someone skipping and accuse them of using a lag switch
- You look at a handgun at the store and ask how much the akimbo attachment costs
- you open your laptop and say "predator missile inbound"
- you see a road flare and crouch down next to it waiting for that noob to respawn...
- you run up and lay at the bottom of a flag pole while yelling "securing bravo!"
- you bring a headset to work so you can hear people's footsteps
- you've put serious thought into putting a red dot sight on your drill



Here is another one reloading your weapon after every shot fired. lol i do this alot in other games

[Twizted875]

-When you start posting threads about knowing that you play too much Call of Duty and have your friends add on.. What does real life look like anymore anyway? The light is so bright outside my man cave!

[Rickety Rob]

. What does real life look like anymore anyway? The light is so bright outside my man cave!

Ahahahaha! The other day I was playing MWF3 and one of the people I played against sighed and said, "It's such a beautiful day outside and I'm here playing video games". I looked out my window on that same beautiful day and said the same exact thing. I had to laugh about it too. FAIL!

[Indiobeltran]

I was just reading some random stuff around the net and came across some pretty decent "you know you play cod too much when" lines and thought it would be fun to start our own thread on it. Feel free to put up ones you've heard or be all creative and make up your own. Provides for a good laugh and also makes you consider what is wrong with you when you're laughing because you could see yourself doing it lol


here's a few to start off:

You know you play too much Call of Duty when....

- you hear a helicopter and run to cover and reach for your launcher
- you look for red dots on your car's GPS
- someone unexpected shows up at your house and you say "WTF, i know i set this party to invite only..."
- you hold your breath to steady your pen while writing
- the power goes out and you yell "We've been EMP'd, all our electronics are down!"
- You see someone skipping and accuse them of using a lag switch
- You look at a handgun at the store and ask how much the akimbo attachment costs
- you open your laptop and say "predator missile inbound"
- you see a road flare and crouch down next to it waiting for that noob to respawn...
- you run up and lay at the bottom of a flag pole while yelling "securing bravo!"
- you bring a headset to work so you can hear people's footsteps
- you've put serious thought into putting a red dot sight on your drill
lol so true..;)

[River_Rat_459]

...when your spouse or better half gives up on having sex with you, and the only nudity you see is Oliver_g69 laying face down, naked, and passed out.

[HAVOK]

...when your spouse or better half gives up on having sex with you, and the only nudity you see is Oliver_g69 laying face down, naked, and passed out.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[MARDIGRA21]

...when your spouse or better half gives up on having sex with you, and the only nudity you see is Oliver_g69 laying face down, naked, and passed out.

once again another epic post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BilgeRatBilly]

...when your spouse or better half gives up on having sex with you, and the only nudity you see is Oliver_g69 laying face down, naked, and passed out.

Can we do motm nominations based off of hysterically funny posts. God dang you've been on a roll lately.

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[SSG_Guillermo]

...when your spouse or better half gives up on having sex with you, and the only nudity you see is Oliver_g69 laying face down, naked, and passed out.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!


Can we do motm nominations based off of hysterically funny posts. God dang you've been on a roll lately.

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once again another epic post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG...LMAO...your all ASSHOLES!!!:p

[SSG_Guillermo]

In case anyone else hasn't seen it yet, here it is for ya'll viewing pleasure...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...:p

[Bull3tBait]

Can we do motm nominations based off of hysterically funny posts. God dang you've been on a roll lately.

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You can nominate for any reason you want.


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[River_Rat_459]

Can we do motm nominations based off of hysterically funny posts. God dang you've been on a roll lately.

Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Try the veal cutlets and tip your waitresses.

[x5x DOWERS x5x]

You know you play to much CoD when your reading posts about CoD when your in a game lobby. Lol


XBL= x5x DOWERS x5x

[KABLAAMIT]

When you need to take a leak and take off in a sprint cause you only have 40 Seconds to get it done...But you realize your at Mc Donalds with the kids...

[RogueScot]

In case anyone else hasn't seen it yet, here it is for ya'll viewing pleasure...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...:p

Wow. I can never unsee that. :) Thanks.

[RogueScot]

When all you do at work is look for better ways to improve your game by watching youtube videos

Oh no! I was doing that a little while ago.

[Rickety Rob]

Oh no! I was doing that a little while ago.

I'm still doing it now...:p

[toby2533]

When you finish your beer mid game and throw it like a semtex at the kitchen.

[Port66]

your girlfriend makes special finger foods for clan ops. and keeps mountain dew stocked for long gaming nights.

[BilgeRatBilly]

Is this from experience? Sounds original to me, lol.


When you need to take a leak and take off in a sprint cause you only have 40 Seconds to get it done...But you realize your at Mc Donalds with the kids...

[Twizted875]

When you brew a pot for a game session....

[HORSE SIX ZERO]

When all you do at work is look for better ways to improve your game by watching youtube videos


Yeah, I'm criminal to this!

[HORSE SIX ZERO]

You know you play too much MW3 when-

You go the bar and start setting a strategy to get chicks to talk to you like a match of domination

Leader
Alight man, you know that booth by the door? That's A!

Wingman 1
No it's not, A's the one by the shitter!

Wingman 3
NO! That's C!

Wingman 2
Who's getting B?

Leader-Wingmen 1 and 3
"YOU DON'T TAKE B, DON'T YOU DARE TAKE B!!"

Wingman 3
"Where's B again then!?!"

Leader
"By the bar disphit, then we'll spawn camp and start droppin our lines on em!"

Wingmen...
"Good plan! Let's set it up!"

[WHIT3C3LL]

your sleep flash backs are from the matches you played before going to bed.

i've had this to the point where i started telling my wife to stay the fuck away from B and to stop team killing LOL

[Twizted875]

Ya I always have issues with trying to think which challenges I am close to completing in order to level up... MW3 prestiges are the devil!!

[jxspyder]

OMFG...LMAO...your all ASSHOLES!!!:p

Actually, that would be you...there's even photo evidence.

And screw CoD, you play too much Mass Effect when you see a headline saying "Two Missing" and immediately think Collectors are to blame.

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[HAVOK]

Actually, that would be you...there's even photo evidence.

And screw CoD, you play too much Mass Effect when you see a headline saying "Two Missing" and immediately think Collectors are to blame.

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Lol or when you have to go to the grocery store and wonder which two crew mates you'd rather take with you other than your wife....

[crashburn10]

When you use google maps on your phone as UAV

[Rickety Rob]

When you're constantly posting on the USMG forum so you can stay that much closer to the game. Oh and when you constantly look at elite and figure what weapon package would best suit you for your next battles. Sad but I do it all the time. Esp at work

[Twizted875]

Haha ya I do the same thing in class....this is like a lifestyle choice more than a game

[airbornedaddie]

If you testify in court to mass murder based strategecally on MW3 and SOMEHOW World of Warcraft...
Norwegian anti-Islamic fanatic Anders Behring Breivik told a court on Thursday that he used computer games to prepare for his attacks, once spending an entire year isolated from society playing a game for hours on end.
Breivik, on trial for massacring 77 people last July, said he spent "lots of time" playing Modern Warfare, a first-person shooting game, and also took an entire year off to play World of Warcraft, a multi-player role-playing game with more than 10 million subscribers.
"I don't really like those games but it is good if you want to simulate for training purposes," Breivik said as he discussed Modern Warfare, smiling when asked about the aiming system.
Breivik killed eight people with a car bomb in Oslo on July 22 and then killed 69, mostly teenagers, at a Labour Party summer youth camp on Utoeya island, in a gun massacre.
Although he pleaded not guilty, he admitted the killings, saying his victims were traitors who supported immigration and multiculturalism, threatening Norwegian ethnic purity.
Breivik, who once played Modern Warfare 17-hours straight on New Year's Eve 2010/2011, said he used such games to simulate the police response and the best escape strategy.
"I calculated the likelihood of surviving unharmed at less than 5 percent," he told the court in his third day of testimony, referring to the bomb attack on government headquarters, when he expected to be swarmed by police officers.
"I trained myself to get out of such a situation. That is what I was simulating."
When he acquired the weapons for the actual attacks, he turned to Norse mythology in naming them.
"The rifle I called Gungnir, which is the name of the magical spear of Odin, which returns after you have thrown it. And the Glock I called Mjoelnir...It is the warrior god Thor's Hammer," he said, adding that he marked the weapons with their names in runes.
While playing computer games, Breivik said, he withdrew from his friends, saying personal relationships were not a priority.
In 2006, he moved in with his mother to save money and rarely interrupted his game of World of Warcraft, even though his mother became anxious.
"Of course I couldn't tell her I was going to take a sabbatical because I am going to blow myself up in five years' time."
"During that year I played perhaps 16 hours a day. Only playing for an entire year -- playing and sleeping, playing and sleeping....It was a dream I had, and I wanted to do this."
Thomas Hylland Eriksen, a professor of social anthropology at the University of Oslo, said such computer games could put Breivik in a state of delusion.
"When he went out on Utoeya, possibly at some level still believing he was still paying a computer game and shooting people in real life," Eriksen told Reuters away from the court proceedings.
"He does not seem to be very successful at distinguishing between the virtual reality of world of Warcraft and other computer games and reality," he said.
Breivik's trial, set to last 10 weeks, turns on the question of his sanity and thus whether he can be jailed. He has said that an insanity ruling would be "worse than death".
One court-appointed team of psychiatrists concluded he was psychotic, while a second team found him to be of sound mind.
On Wednesday he said he should either be executed or acquitted, calling the prospect of a prison sentence "pathetic".
Breivik has insisted he is a commander in a resistance movement but has acknowledged some of his claims were an exaggeration. He spent much of Wednesday defending the claim that it existed at all.
In court, he has Breivik struggled to defend his claim of being ordained into a militant-nationalist group called the Knights Templar in London in 2002 after preliminary contact in 2001, refusing to answer over 100 questions on the topic.
(Writing by Balazs Koranyi; Editing by Angus MacSwan)



:kev: was here...

[iamthesgt]

Yeah...I hope this doesn't lead to sudden crackdowns. Studies have shown no real link between violent video games and destructive real-life behavior.

[Rickety Rob]

I beg to differ.....how to you think Guillermo got "Guillermo Smash!" from....wasn't cause he was lifting weights...hahaha!

[iamthesgt]

I beg to differ.....how to you think Guillermo got "Guillermo Smash!" from....wasn't cause he was lifting weights...hahaha!

Lol. Where did it come from? I missed that somehow.

[SSG_Guillermo]

I beg to differ.....how to you think Guillermo got "Guillermo Smash!" from....wasn't cause he was lifting weights...hahaha!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...look out..i'm :der:

[iamthesgt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...look out..i'm :der:

Keep telling yourself that.

[Rickety Rob]

Ok, so for the past few days (and this is before I found out yesterday) I wondered why my left middle finger has lost some sensation and has numb feeling on the side of it. Well, after playing the OP yesterday I noticed that my left middle finder had acquired a bit of pain and this was due to the amount of time I spent playing BOP's. This may sound funny but by holding the controller and applying pressure to keep my controller still, I have now lost some feeling in it. I can feel some things such as pocking it with my finger nail but if I rub my finger with my other finger, I can barely feel it.

I'm still going to continue playing video games but damn it I'm mad that I don't have full feeling anymore lol. I can honestly say that I'm addicted to playing BOP's. Where did going outside and having fun doing outdoor things go?

[klaws]

Lol I've had that exact thing happen to me!

[Port66]

Is it like a callus effect or pain, when I switched between ps3 and 360 a lot I would get that cause holding it differently was hard. Have you thought of no vibrate to lessen it some.

Oh and I have to do traction for my fingers my pulling np but not popping the knuckles. Helps since I lift so heavy and game so much


Tapatalk HD, high def ranting.

[toby2533]

Let see I hurt my shoulder from leaning forward to mush when playing now sit in a gamer chair that make me lean back, I have lost feeling ion my pinky finger in both hands from how I rest my elbows so now I'm moving my rams the how time we play, I keep a towel so I can shove it here and there to get comfortable when playing.

[Twizted875]

Let see I hurt my shoulder from leaning forward to mush when playing now sit in a gamer chair that make me lean back, I have lost feeling ion my pinky finger in both hands from how I rest my elbows so now I'm moving my rams the how time we play, I keep a towel so I can shove it here and there to get comfortable when playing.

Lets see last year I had to get a coritsone injection in my hand lmao because I had inflammation in my wrist and thumb area. Not sure if you guys remember this shit lol

[Port66]

Lets see last year I had to get a coritsone injection in my hand lmao because I had inflammation in my wrist and thumb area. Not sure if you guys remember this shit lol

I remember, cortisone will never be injected for me, it las too many long term affects. My chiro repairs most issues. I don't have the hand pain I used to with his teaching me finger traction and he adjusts my wrists.


Tapatalk HD, high def ranting.

[ssandersjr]

Yeah, it's hell getting old. :-)

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[Twizted875]

Agreed it sure is lol

[toby2533]

during the end of getting 50 for MW3 I had to sometimes, put my hands in ice after catching both weekend clan ops. double aleve and a double gin and tonic I was feeling good after that.

[ssandersjr]

during the end of getting 50 for MW3 I had to sometimes, put my hands in ice after catching both weekend clan ops. double aleve and a double gin and tonic I was feeling good after that.

Lol, is this what I have to look forward to?

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[iamthesgt]

during the end of getting 50 for MW3 I had to sometimes, put my hands in ice after catching both weekend clan ops. double aleve and a double gin and tonic I was feeling good after that.

That's why I gave up on MW. Its was too much work.

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[Port66]

I was doing 3 ops a week and just stayed hydrated with water.

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[Rickety Rob]

I wonder if I can sue for having issues lol. Just kidding, but I am mad at myself for playing so much. Will I stop...probably not

[toby2533]

Lol, is this what I have to look forward to?

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that and your reflexs slow up a bit.

[ssandersjr]

that and your reflexs slow up a bit.

Lol, little late on the warning. I already suffer from the slowing of the reflexes along with the eyesight is not what it once was

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[klaws]

I'll never stop playing my games but when the side of my hand went numb I took a break from the multiplayer for a month.

[Rickety Rob]

I'll never stop playing my games but when the side of my hand went numb I took a break from the multiplayer for a month.

Hahaha! I don't think I'll ever stop too

[River_Rat_459]

You game too much when....

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5244549_460s_v2.jpg

[jxspyder]

You game too much when....

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/5244549_460s_v2.jpg

I want one!!

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[HAVOK]

Me too!

[Rickety Rob]

If you ever want to disappear, it won't be hard to find you. Just look in the bathroom

[comanche_warior]

I know I when Im playing too much when my eyes start burning from not blinking and my fingers start falling asleep. I just take a short break blink allot and shake the blood back into my hands.

[Rickety Rob]

Hahahaha! Never heard that one but from what I'm reading...you game to much lol

[River_Rat_459]

Related thread over here: http://forums.usmilitarygamers.com/showthread.php?6360-You-Know-You-Play-Too-Much-Call-of-Duty-When

[Rickety Rob]

I forgot about that thread. Merge if you can

[iamthesgt]

I forgot about that thread. Merge if you can

Yeah I forgot about that one too.

[River_Rat_459]

Merged them all here. Enjoy!:juggle:

[iamthesgt]

Merged them all here. Enjoy!:juggle:

Yay :popcorn: :cool:

[Ir1shm4st3rm1nd]

when you base your opinions of people in your life based on what games they enjoy playing.

[MAC VII]

When you've stopped playing for awhile, watch a movie and your thumbs start to twitch like your holding a controller. Or even when your watching someone else play. *personal experiences

[ssandersjr]

When you've stopped playing for awhile, watch a movie and your thumbs start to twitch like your holding a controller. Or even when your watching someone else play. *personal experiences

Lol, too funny.

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[Rickety Rob]

When your internet goes down and your like, "oh well, i don't need to get on tonight", but you do everything possibly known to man to get it back up and running

[Ir1shm4st3rm1nd]

when you download 30,000 NES and Genesis emulator games for your computer so you can still play while your kids are watching cartoons on your TV

[jxspyder]

when you download 30,000 NES and Genesis emulator games for your computer so you can still play while your kids are watching cartoons on your TV

Which no one on this forum would do, as that would be illegal....:beer:

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[MAC VII]

When your internet goes down and your like, "oh well, i don't need to get on tonight", but you do everything possibly known to man to get it back up and running

I deal with this shit everyday! Most of the time I'm fighting the internet more than I'm playing. That's why you keep seeing my GamerTag pop up every minute. "Oh MACs on, oh no he's not, oh he's on, oh no he's not, oh wait... what's going on here?" :aconfused:

[Rickety Rob]

I deal with this shit everyday! Most of the time I'm fighting the internet more than I'm playing. That's why you keep seeing my GamerTag pop up every minute. "Oh MACs on, oh no he's not, oh he's on, oh no he's not, oh wait... what's going on here?" :aconfused:

I don't think I have you added to my friends list

[Port66]

When you budget gaming supplies each month

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[Night_Watch]

You know you have been play a game to long when

You start playing a new game and sit watching the screen for over 10 minutes in limbo - because the start screen was not what your mind expected and had you on hold till you realized that it is a new game with a different start screen after loading.

[Night_Watch]

You know you game to much when you have TWO alarm clocks.

One to tell you it is bed time and the other to wake you up.

True - when I was still working I had to buy the second alarm clock after the 3rd time my alarm went off telling me it was time to go to work.

I had just played ALL NIGHT, AGAIN :ohwell:!

[jxspyder]

You know you game to much when you have TWO alarm clocks.

One to tell you it is bed time and the other to wake you up.

True - when I was still working I had to buy the second alarm clock after the 3rd time my alarm went off telling me it was time to go to work.

I had just played ALL NIGHT, AGAIN :ohwell:!

I had an alarm on my phone for a while to remind me to go to sleep. I'd get wrapped up in a game and realize it was 3-4 and I had to wake up for work in an hour.

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[Port66]

I kept snoozing the alarm on my phone

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[t_reed678]

You look around your house at the best places to hold off zombies

You see items on the floor and wonder if you can make a better zombie killin weapon with them

You play other shooters and feel the need to add the intro words ("Kill confirmed" "domination")

You have to flip your couch cushion over during a game session because you've worn your ass into it.

You are walking in the supermarket and refer to people that get into your way as noobs.

You think that every time you hold your breath it should be an audible sucking noise.

You think cracking noises from a fall are normal and you'll feel better in a few seconds.

You look for everyone's "mute" button.

[iamthesgt]

You look for everyone's "mute" button.

Man I wish people had these!

[ssandersjr]

Man I wish people had these!

Yes, wouldn't that be great!!!!

[KanTANKerUss]

you know you play Call of Duty too much when you
-blame your speech impediment, stutter on lagg
-look at tall buildings on the roof looking for a sniper
-refuse to go "camping" with your family because you think its bad
-your baby's first words are UAV airborne
- you've actually try to put c4 on a remote control car
don't worry about where I'm sending this from, just know I CAN SEE YOU...

[WHIT3C3LL]

When your doing mounted landnav with a dagr and you say waypoint is set

[Night_Watch]

Just had this happen to me again.

Your gaming buddies tell you that you are on the phone and you are interrupting the game :redface:.

and

You are talking on the phone and your finger is twitching as there is no keyboard nearby so you can press the hot key whenever you speak.

[Night_Watch]

I normally don't do posts back to back -- BUT -- this is too good not to post.

Today for lunch I thought I would boil some new potatoes.

New Potatoes take a long time on the boil so I put them in a large pan and put the range on low and went back to the game.

after a while :heh: -- there was this strange smell ------- I had forgotten about the potatoes which were now VERY WELL DONE :p

Note to self -- must use alarm clock when cooking -- :redface::redface::redface:

[Port66]

Done that before, I left food in the microwave for 4 hours before. Think the game was rainbow six


Tapatalk HD, high def ranting.

[River_Rat_459]

I normally don't do posts back to back -- BUT -- this is too good not to post.

Today for lunch I thought I would boil some new potatoes.

New Potatoes take a long time on the boil so I put them in a large pan and put the range on low and went back to the game.

after a while :heh: -- there was this strange smell ------- I had forgotten about the potatoes which were now VERY WELL DONE :p

Note to self -- must use alarm clock when cooking -- :redface::redface::redface:


Done that before, I left food in the microwave for 4 hours before. Think the game was rainbow six


Tapatalk HD, high def ranting.

Me too. I put some water on to boil and forgot all about. Later I found a badly scorched saucepan on the stove.

D'OH!!

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[Port66]

I was cooking lunch today playing eve and found out the new oven turns itself off after the oven timer goes off.


Tapatalk HD, high def ranting.

[GhostOverride]

You flood your tub because you thought you could finish one more quest before its done....I was wrong

[wrckcity]

I dreamed my dog was a hell bug last night (nuff Said)

[Ir1shm4st3rm1nd]

After I go to bed and fall asleep I am inside a dream version of the video game for the whole night and upon waking up I immediately want to play defiance

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[NwG_SnakeEyes]

Your couch where you game at has a permanent ass print from where you sit!

[Port66]

Shopping list is only finger foods and energy drinks.

You buy your 5 yr old his own $400 360 so you can play without interruption

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[NwG_SnakeEyes]

Shopping list is only finger foods and energy drinks.

You buy your 5 yr old his own $400 360 so you can play without interruption

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I did that times 2 cause one only made them fight over who's turn it was to play

[TonySVT]

When you are driving down the street and someone cuts you off and the first words out of your mouth is "F***ing Hacker!"

[BilgeRatBilly]

When you are driving down the street and someone cuts you off and the first words out of your mouth is "F***ing Hacker!"
That's pretty epic, hahaha.

[Brian]

Humor only hardcore gamers will get (35 Photos)
http://thechive.com/2014/10/16/humor-only-hardcore-gamers-will-get-35-photos/

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[Veyron262]

You can't help but refer to grenade launchers as noob tubes

[GhostOverride]

...You have nothing but Mountain Dew and hot pockets in your fridge


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[Bravofiveone]

Show offline all the time


"That wizard came from the moon."

[SynfulDruid]

When your wife complains about you doing the same hand movements when your playing while asleep and saying it's BS over and over lol

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[TonySVT]

When porta potty and shit bucket have whole new meanings...

[TrillVilleN1]

...you tell yourself "1 more game. Just one more game." Then, the next thing you know, you see daylight coming in through the window and it is 6 hours later.

[bobbibot]

...You have nothing but Mountain Dew and hot pockets in your fridge


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Pulling up to a drive through for morning coffee and shouting XBOX ON!
Hearing cricket noises from the outside deck and mistaking that sound as a hidden loot chest. (I spent at least 10 minutes trying to find the "hidden" loot chest.)