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ssandersjr
02-01-2013, 14:56
Zombie Hunting Anyone?




As if $80 Jessica Simpson shoes, $14,000 Victoria Beckham handbags, and $50 Adam Levine perfume weren't scary enough, now the mall, just like the bowling alley, has been overtaken by zombies. Your mission: kill them. Kill them all.

Wish.co.uk has converted an abandoned shopping center in Reading (sorry, citizens of the USA, that's England, not Pennsylvania) into a dark, dank, smoke-filled, bone-munching nest of blood-dripping walking dead just waiting to start a massacre. Will you enter the fray? Will you allow your brain to be devoured and your body to be torn apart, or will you lead the offense, doling out dismemberment and obliteration to all zombie abominations in your path? The opportunity is upon you, the is expedition launching. The time to man up and rid the world--or at least the Macy's and Forever 21--of apocalyptic mayhem is now.


The ultimate in simulated experiences, Zombie Shopping Mall expeditions begin with a visit to the Police Special Zombie Bashing Unit. Here, the experts debrief and arm with airsoft weapons groups of up to 15 warriors committed to ridding the pillar of capitalism of the undead. Once participants get the lay of the land, and ready, aim, fire training is complete, the "run and gun" battle begins.


As groups are dispatched into the mall, and combat maneuvers unfold in real time, you'll find the attack is as much about strategizing as unleashing rounds of ammo--the latter will be limited, and chances to refuel few. Along the long halls and aisles, through the abandoned racks, up and down the ever-humming escalators you'll stalk the skull-munchers, trying to keep your heart in check surrounded by the ominously authentic, straight-out-of-Zombieland setting. Which is trumped only by the film-quality gore and distortion painted on the horrifying faces and shuffling bodies of your targets themselves. The zombies may sneak up on you alone, or they may descend in packs. Their skin will be melting, their blood will be dripping, and their appetites will be insatiable. You may not have caused this apocalypse, but amidst the dilapidated storefronts of the Reading Mall, you will have one, and only one, chance to stop it.


All zombie hell breaks loose every Saturday and Sunday about 25 minutes by train from the London Paddington station. Each day runs two sessions apiece, 9 am to 1 pm, and 1 pm to 5 pm. Please leave your own weapons, your weak stomach, and your zombie sympathies at home.

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/entertainment/fantasy-camps/mall-massacre-zombie-hunting-expedition.asp
http://wish.co.uk/zombie-shopping-mall/

iamthesgt
02-01-2013, 16:15
That's sweet! I want to go!

Red_Fox_Hunter
02-01-2013, 17:03
AWESOME!!!!!!

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RogueScot
02-01-2013, 17:52
OMG! I think I just found a new business model! This is like a year-round haunted house! There is an abandoned old high school here in Oklahoma City. Zombie High!

ApollosArrow89
02-01-2013, 18:26
Augh must find a way to go to kill ZOMBIES!

iamthesgt
02-02-2013, 00:47
OMG! I think I just found a new business model! This is like a year-round haunted house! There is an abandoned old high school here in Oklahoma City. Zombie High!

That's a great idea! I'd come if I could!

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ApollosArrow89
02-02-2013, 07:08
That's a great idea! I'd come if I could!

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Agreed when im back in thestates i u have one running ill deffiently come to see it and kill zombies!

Rickety Rob
02-05-2013, 06:27
That has fun written all over it. Sign me up

bulletmagnet
02-05-2013, 13:18
I know of an unused hotel near me which would be a great place to have one.

ssandersjr
02-05-2013, 13:20
I know of an unused hotel near me which would be a great place to have one.

Let us start the donations. We can do it.

RogueScot
02-05-2013, 17:23
Oh yeah. A hotel would be good too.

HAVOK
02-05-2013, 19:49
My Hotel would be perfect! Plenty of nooks and crannies...plus the sub-basement leads into an old abandoned subway line....

iamthesgt
02-06-2013, 07:59
My Hotel would be perfect! Plenty of nooks and crannies...plus the sub-basement leads into an old abandoned subway line....

Now that would be really cool.

RogueScot
02-08-2013, 17:54
OMG! I think I just found a new business model! This is like a year-round haunted house! There is an abandoned old high school here in Oklahoma City. Zombie High!

Damn! My wife just told me they tore down that school recently.

iamthesgt
02-08-2013, 22:32
Damn! My wife just told me they tore down that school recently.

That's unfortunate. Looks like it's up to you Havok.

ssandersjr
02-08-2013, 22:37
That's unfortunate. Looks like it's up to you Havok.

Yeah Havok, get busy on this.

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HAVOK
02-09-2013, 11:24
Yea I wish I could empty all these tourist bitches outta here. When I worked Security here years ago I'd do solo security sweeps of the building. It's seriously creepy down in the sub-levels, some guys simply refuse to go down there. Lol

Specops03SS
02-11-2013, 21:39
That would be awsome, We should set up a place like that in the U.S.,.....can you see it now?
US Military Gamers Zombie Apocolypse......great way for our community to make money. Give community members a chance to work.Id move to work there lol. Great get together spot for all of us too. Id love to shoot zombies, and play one.

GermanZ20
02-11-2013, 22:27
This sounds like a HUGE event that would seriously put everyone's names out there. I'm up in oak harbor WA and this past Halloween we drove over an hour to get pulled behind a tractor that had two hay trailers attached each one mounted with 15 paintball gun turrets. For $12 a pop you got between 60-75 rounds. To shoot at real people dressed as zombies in different run down settings on the outskirts of a cornfield. It was a lot of fun. I couldn't imagine how awesome it would be if it was in a building and was a legit scenario.


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bulletmagnet
02-12-2013, 13:22
That would be awsome, We should set up a place like that in the U.S.,.....can you see it now?
US Military Gamers Zombie Apocolypse......great way for our community to make money. Give community members a chance to work.Id move to work there lol. Great get together spot for all of us too. Id love to shoot zombies, and play one.

Hell Yeah! I'd immigrate to the US just for that...lol