View Full Version : You know when you are old
Night_Watch
04-20-2013, 06:03
This is my other favorite post I like to see additions to.
You know you are old - when Viagra no long works. :juggle:
KopfeJager
04-21-2013, 09:17
When you take a shit at 0700....but don't get out of bed till 0900...
BilgeRatBilly
04-21-2013, 13:43
When you take a shit at 0700....but don't get out of bed till 0900...
Lmao! Good thing I didn't have liquid in my mouth when I read that cause it would have shot out my nose. Good addition.
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BigFreeze99
04-21-2013, 16:47
You know you are old when... The guy who starts this thread thinks he's old.
KopfeJager
04-21-2013, 22:10
When you go out and give no fucks what you look like....and lear at any ass that walks nearby
iamthesgt
04-21-2013, 22:47
When you go out and give no fucks what you look like
This is me, and always has been. And I'm nowhere near old.
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GermanZ20
04-21-2013, 23:35
You know you're old when you're tube socks are as high as your shorts
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A1000YrdStare03
04-22-2013, 04:09
When you have more hair on your chest, than on the top of your head!!
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toby2533
04-22-2013, 05:41
when most gamer tag has the year they are born which is after the year you got out of active.
Rickety Rob
04-22-2013, 06:30
This is me, and always has been. And I'm nowhere near old.
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You're not even old
River_Rat_459
04-22-2013, 08:54
You know you're old when you take personal interest in this thread solely to compare notes.
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iamthesgt
04-22-2013, 11:53
You're not even old
Duh! I even typed that. Did you not even read my post?
Rickety Rob
04-22-2013, 12:14
Duh! I even typed that. Did you not even read my post?
I just realized that and I think i read about half way through and wanted to bust on you.
Complete fail or I think you went in and edited your post
jxspyder
04-22-2013, 14:11
I just realized that and I think i read about half way through and wanted to bust on you.
Complete fail or I think you went in and edited your post
No, you just failed.
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KopfeJager
04-22-2013, 14:19
Dude....who else has to jamb their thumb up their ass and scream snake, just to get their pecker to move? Zoloft.....I don't like you anymore....
iamthesgt
04-22-2013, 14:42
I just realized that and I think i read about half way through and wanted to bust on you.
Complete fail or I think you went in and edited your post
No, you just failed...again
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jxspyder
04-22-2013, 14:45
Dude....who else has to jamb their thumb up their ass and scream snake, just to get their pecker to move? Zoloft.....I don't like you anymore....
LOL!!
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BigFreeze99
04-22-2013, 19:14
Gee this thread was Hijacked by post #10... I think it was ROBBED... see what I did there?
Ironhide400
04-22-2013, 19:31
.......when 90% of your facebook post are Van Halen related. :croc:
KopfeJager
04-22-2013, 22:20
.......when 90% of your facebook post are Van Halen related. :croc:
Depends...(no pun) who did you side with!!!!????? Chose your words wisely!
KopfeJager
04-22-2013, 22:23
Oh, got one......
You know you're old when the new boot checks in and say he was born in 1995....the year you enlisted....or when he says he was 7 when you were a SGT and invading Afghanistan....mutha fucka......
KopfeJager
04-22-2013, 22:29
And another.....when you realize that you have not much in common with your Marines....I don't know WTF the crucible is.....these boots look at me funny when I say 782 gear and Utilities.......and when I get the 240 and M60E3 confused....till this day, I still call the MMG a "pig"....fuck me....veggie suits, flag-vests, H harness...M16A2s, field jackets, WTF is gortex?!?! At least we still have e-tools....thank Chesty we no linger have canvas shelter haves and canvas sleeping systems....nothing sucked more when that shit got wet.....it added so much weight and suck major donkey dick.......
Rickety Rob
04-23-2013, 06:34
You know when you are old when you're that guy at the club who you made fun of when you were younger. Yup, that would be me
River_Rat_459
04-23-2013, 06:40
.......when 90% of your facebook post are Van Halen related. :croc:
Bite me.
LOL
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Rickety Rob
04-23-2013, 06:41
I seriously had no comment for that Corey. I was waiting on you to reply lol
Ironhide400
04-23-2013, 15:07
I seriously had no comment for that Corey. I was waiting on you to reply lol
WHAT! The post whore had no comment..WTF!! :faint:
He knows I love him, in a non-Van Halen kinda way. :kiss:
iamthesgt
04-23-2013, 15:33
WHAT! The post whore had no comment..WTF!! :faint:
He knows I love him, in a non-Van Halen kinda way. :kiss:
Wow! And...ummm...wow.
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Ironhide400
04-23-2013, 17:38
Wow! And...ummm...wow.
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THAT'S HOW YOU HIJACK A THREAD!! :peace:
BigFreeze99
04-23-2013, 20:42
THAT'S HOW YOU HIJACK A THREAD!! :peace:
Taking notes.... nicely done.
comanche_warior
04-23-2013, 23:30
when you unload a truck bed of rock and you have to take two Vicodin to be able to keep moving.
Rickety Rob
04-24-2013, 05:24
WHAT! The post whore had no comment..WTF!! :faint:
He knows I love him, in a non-Van Halen kinda way. :kiss:
I wanted Corey to take the joy of replying to that comment lol
I did get a post out of it....BOOM!
iamthesgt
04-24-2013, 07:58
I did get a post out of it....BOOM!
Wow. Such a whore
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Rickety Rob
04-24-2013, 08:28
Wow. Such a whore
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Tell me something I didn't know lol
KopfeJager
04-24-2013, 21:51
Who else gets up to piss 3+ times a night?
Who else would rather eat ice cream then jack off to a pic of Meghan Fox?
Who else sharted themselves reading this.....I did, and I dont care....I will finish my beer and just shit here giving not 1 single fuck....
Rickety Rob
04-25-2013, 05:31
Who else gets up to piss 3+ times a night?
Who else would rather eat ice cream then jack off to a pic of Meghan Fox?
Who else sharted themselves reading this.....I did, and I dont care....I will finish my beer and just shit here giving not 1 single fuck....
Me.
Me, but I'd rather go out and find a Meghan Fox lookalike and beat off to her...in her face that is.
Me, cause I shart all the time. I like the smell
KopfeJager
04-25-2013, 13:32
Being that I take Tamazapam to help me sleep, when I do wake up to piss....I am still damn near asleep and super foggy....well anyway, I pissed all over the floor and into the tub again....Wifey was not too happy with me this morning....and even more mad when I said "atleast I put the seat down afterwards..."
Ironhide400
04-25-2013, 13:39
.........when it takes longer than an hour to learn a video game! :drum:
.........when it takes longer than an hour to learn a video game! :drum:
Trombone the back of the game case lol
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sirjohnathon
04-25-2013, 13:52
When you go to Hooters and refuse to look at the girls because they are the same age as your daughter.
When you go to Hooters and refuse to look at the girls because they are the same age as your daughter.
So true, or like last month I went in and I had coached 2 of them in 6th grade Basketball.
Ironhide400
04-25-2013, 14:29
So true, or like last month I went in and I had coached 2 of them in 6th grade Basketball.
Ouch.....:lalala:
ssandersjr
04-25-2013, 19:52
So true, or like last month I went in and I had coached 2 of them in 6th grade Basketball.
Lol, that's you feel like an old perv!!!!!!
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Rickety Rob
04-26-2013, 05:32
Being that I take Tamazapam to help me sleep, when I do wake up to piss....I am still damn near asleep and super foggy....well anyway, I pissed all over the floor and into the tub again....Wifey was not too happy with me this morning....and even more mad when I said "atleast I put the seat down afterwards..."
Ahahaha! Sorry brother, you seriously made me laugh just now :pound:
iamthesgt
04-26-2013, 06:56
Being that I take Tamazapam to help me sleep, when I do wake up to piss....I am still damn near asleep and super foggy....well anyway, I pissed all over the floor and into the tub again....Wifey was not too happy with me this morning....and even more mad when I said "atleast I put the seat down afterwards..."
That's hilarious.
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toby2533
04-26-2013, 06:58
when you 8 yr old kicks your ass in every sport video game they make.
NwG_SnakeEyes
04-26-2013, 09:25
when you 8 yr old kicks your ass in every sport video game they make.
I still can hold my own against my 11 year old at Madden but he gets me at everything else.
iamthesgt
04-26-2013, 10:28
when you 8 yr old kicks your ass in every sport video game they make.
A 5 year old could probably beat me at sport games. Haven't played any in so long.
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GhostOverride
04-28-2013, 23:37
When you pass out at the bar and you haven't had a drink yet
NwG_SnakeEyes
04-28-2013, 23:57
When you pass out at the bar and you haven't had a drink yet
LMAO. I have actually done this, but I don't consider myself OLD
GhostOverride
04-29-2013, 08:32
LMAO. I have actually done this, but I don't consider myself OLD
Great I'm not alone lmao
Realized I was old today. Saw some vehicles from when I first came in and now they are the old broken down POS that everyone just wants to get rid of.
River_Rat_459
04-30-2013, 06:12
You know you're old when you consider coffee an essential nutrient based on it's ability to "clear you out".
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toby2533
04-30-2013, 08:27
when you take 30 min for a dump after the coffee and then need 15 min to regain feeling in your legs from sitting on the can to long.
When you and your teeth don't sleep together.
People are constantly putting a mirror under your nose while you nap to see if you're breathing.
GhostOverride
04-30-2013, 09:50
You hear a bone crack and you're worried it might be your hip
GhostOverride
05-01-2013, 17:59
5397
Nuff said :(
BigFreeze99
05-01-2013, 18:08
We should switch up this thread to 'you know he/she is old when...'.
Then we could make statements like.
You know River_Rat is old when he starts talking about his time being the point-man for Moses.
or
You know smoke is old, because he was the second big thing after the cavemen discovered fire.... (see what I did there?)
Mike
We should switch up this thread to 'you know he/she is old when...'.
Then we could make statements like.
You know River_Rat is old when he starts talking about his time being the point-man for Moses.
or
You know smoke is old, because he was the second big thing after the cavemen discovered fire.... (see what I did there?)
Mike
Thats awesome
Bull3tBait
05-01-2013, 18:51
We should switch up this thread to 'you know he/she is old when...'.
Then we could make statements like.
You know River_Rat is old when he starts talking about his time being the point-man for Moses.
or
You know smoke is old, because he was the second big thing after the cavemen discovered fire.... (see what I did there?)
Mike
You know BigFreeze is old because he's two days older than water.
There Ain't no Rest for the Wicked.....
jxspyder
05-01-2013, 18:53
You know BigFreeze is old because he's two days older than water.
There Ain't no Rest for the Wicked.....
And you know Chele's old because she remembers it. Sometimes.......
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Bull3tBait
05-01-2013, 18:55
And you know Chele's old because she remembers it. Sometimes.......
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Lol ass
There Ain't no Rest for the Wicked.....
BigFreeze99
05-01-2013, 19:17
You know jxspyder is old when his last pet didn't die... it became extinct.
BigFreeze99
05-01-2013, 19:27
You know Bull3tBait is old, when her first forum posts were on stone tablets.
A1000YrdStare03
05-02-2013, 04:59
You know BigFreeze is old because his forum profile picture is actually a drawing!! Sorry Devil Dog couldn't resist, it was to easy!! Lol!!
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BigFreeze99
05-02-2013, 05:26
You know BigFreeze is old because his forum profile picture is actually a drawing!! Sorry Devil Dog couldn't resist, it was to easy!! Lol!!
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Nice one....
You know A1000YrStare03 is old when the last Sea Service time he did was on the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria. Of course back then it was only a 10 yard stare...
Rickety Rob
05-02-2013, 05:37
Nice one....
You know A1000YrStare03 is old when the last Sea Service time he did was on the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria. Of course back then it was only a 10 yard stare...
Hey Rob, bifocals are a bitch huh lol :p
toby2533
05-02-2013, 06:00
you know your old when your 30 anniversary of going to boot is coming up. Also I feel damn old to day been running every day since Friday and lifting every other, I'm sore as hell!
Rickety Rob
05-02-2013, 06:06
you know your old when your 30 anniversary of going to boot is coming up. Also I feel damn old to day been running every day since Friday and lifting every other, I'm sore as hell!
Daaaaaaaaamn! Yea, you're old lol
toby2533
05-02-2013, 06:11
Daaaaaaaaamn! Yea, you're old lol
Thanks Rob, worst wife in Miami until tonight and I'm outnumbered by the kids, holding my own so far just keeping to the mancave FOB and only ventuing up staris to make food for the brats. They are leaving for school and then it all quiet on the front until 4:15 pm.
A1000YrdStare03
05-02-2013, 06:39
Nice one....
You know A1000YrStare03 is old when the last Sea Service time he did was on the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria. Of course back then it was only a 10 yard stare...
Lol!!! BigFreeze is so old his recruiting station was Tun Tavern, PA
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A1000YrdStare03
05-02-2013, 06:41
you know your old when your 30 anniversary of going to boot is coming up. Also I feel damn old to day been running every day since Friday and lifting every other, I'm sore as hell!
Yeah, Toby my 20th just past in January!! I know the feeling.
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BigFreeze99
05-02-2013, 07:10
you know your old when your 30 anniversary of going to boot is coming up. Also I feel damn old to day been running every day since Friday and lifting every other, I'm sore as hell!
You know Toby2533 is old when his first weapons qualification was with a broad sword and iron shield... That's because the slingshot range was closed for maintenance. The range safety crew had to remove the Brontosaurus droppings.
iamthesgt
05-02-2013, 07:19
You know Toby2533 is old when his first weapons qualification was with a broad sword and iron shield... That's because the slingshot range was closed for maintenance. The range safety crew had to remove the Brontosaurus droppings.
Lol. What an old fossil
BigFreeze99
05-02-2013, 07:23
Lol. What an old fossil
You know iamthesgt is old, when he has the medal for flying reconnaissance flights for Noah.
iamthesgt
05-02-2013, 07:26
You know iamthesgt is old, when he has the medal for flying reconnaissance flights for Noah.
Lmao! Gives new meaning to the team NOAA Weather Radio
River_Rat_459
05-02-2013, 07:43
You know River_Rat is old when he starts talking about his time being the point-man for Moses.
But hey....I got the job done! :cool:
River_Rat_459
05-02-2013, 07:45
You know you're old when you can remember the first Star Wars arcade game.
http://ww1.hdnux.com/photos/11/11/76/2400156/5/628x471.jpg
Rickety Rob
05-02-2013, 07:46
You know Sam is old when....oh wait he's not old. He's still cuddling with his life size Spongebob doll
iamthesgt
05-02-2013, 08:13
You know Sam is old when....oh wait he's not old. He's still cuddling with his life size Spongebob doll
Hell no! I always hated sponge bob from the moment I first saw it!
Rickety Rob
05-02-2013, 08:15
Hell no! I always hated sponge bob from the moment I first saw it!
https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRBv1Qegd7j8ydyFpB4k9qKnjjd85Si30cSCogp9pk6BCGlAgrU
Hahahaha! Had to do it
BigFreeze99
05-02-2013, 23:15
You know Sam is old when....oh wait he's not old. He's still cuddling with his life size Spongebob doll
You know Rob is old when the first forum thread he hi-jacked was written in Egyptian hieroglyphics. Yep, he was a 'post whore' back then too.
Rickety Rob
05-03-2013, 06:15
You know Rob is old when the first forum thread he hi-jacked was written in Egyptian hieroglyphics. Yep, he was a 'post whore' back then too.
Hahahaha! That was a good one.
You know Mike is old when the Marines identity were considered to be the Roast Beef of the Military Branches
BigFreeze99
05-03-2013, 07:34
Damn, I forgot to tag Port66...
You know Port66 is old when he talks of playing 'rock, paper, scissors', before paper and scissors were invented. Yep, you guessed it... all his games ended in draws...
I now return you to your previous thread... already in progress.
toby2533
05-03-2013, 09:29
you know big freeze is old the first comm gear he was issued was a horse and messenger bag.
BigFreeze99
05-03-2013, 11:31
you know big freeze is old the first comm gear he was issued was a horse and messenger bag.
Hell, I still use that method... these days it's the most secure.
Stolenwaffle
05-03-2013, 11:40
You know you're old when start saying back when I was your age we had cassette tapes
jxspyder
05-03-2013, 13:10
You know you're old when this years list of tech toys that the new generation will never experience contains things you could never figure out how to use.
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toby2533
05-03-2013, 13:16
you know your to old when you 10 & 8 yr old set your new phone up and take 2 weeks teaching you how to use it.
Stolenwaffle
05-03-2013, 13:53
you know your to old when you 10 & 8 yr old set your new phone up and take 2 weeks teaching you how to use it.
LMAO. That a good one
River_Rat_459
05-03-2013, 13:58
You know you're old when you see Michael Jordan in a TV commercial and your kids ask you who he is. (True story).
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jxspyder
05-03-2013, 14:16
You know you're old when you see Michael Jordan in a TV commercial and your kids ask you who he is. (True story).
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He's the Hanes tshirt guy. Duh!!
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Hes the guy on your way overpriced Nikes.
And admit it some of you had 8 tracks. I know I had a portable 8 track player and adapter for my 53 Chevy so I could play cassettes in the 8 track.
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Stolenwaffle
05-03-2013, 14:28
Hes the guy on your way overpriced Nikes.
And admit it some of you had 8 tracks. I know I had a portable 8 track player and adapter for my 53 Chevy so I could play cassettes in the 8 track.
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I'll admit no such thing. I know nothing of the 8 track player in my 75 Cadillac NOTHING I SAY!!!!
jxspyder
05-03-2013, 14:30
I used an 8 track receiver for music in my garage until it finally crapped out last year. Damn thing must have been 40 years old.
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Bull3tBait
05-03-2013, 18:57
My Firebird had an 8-track player and the radio you pushed the buttons and the red needle would slide to different frequencies.
I also had the old record player, 8-track, cassette stereo combo.
There Ain't no Rest for the Wicked.....
GhostOverride
05-03-2013, 18:58
My Firebird had an 8-track player and the radio you pushed the buttons and the red needle would slide to different frequencies.
I also had the old record player, 8-track, cassette stereo combo.
There Ain't no Rest for the Wicked.....
Lol my first car had a radio like that no 8 track though...or cassette for that matter...
SGTNordell
05-09-2013, 14:25
I'm never getting "old". When my heart stops beating then my body is old.
one day my 17 year old son ask me what it was like to get old. I told him "well son I will let you know when I get old"
GhostOverride
05-10-2013, 09:26
I'm never getting "old". When my heart stops beating then my body is old.
one day my 17 year old son ask me what it was like to get old. I told him "well son I will let you know when I get old"
Very true, you are only as old as you let yourself be, my wife says it all the time she as two kids...one is just way more expensive that the other lol
River_Rat_459
05-11-2013, 20:11
You know you're old when you wake up in the morning and wonder if this is the day you realize you're having the fabled "mid-life crisis".
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