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Brian
11-08-2013, 18:28
Had to get dog food so we took the 3 of them to petco. On the way home the wife decides to go into pier 1. I'm stuck in the truck. The dogs will destroy it of I leave them alone in it. I want to get ghost but she is so against it and this is the view outside of my window.
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It's just sitting there staring at me. I feel like a crackhead wanting his next fix.

Just felt like sharing my plight with you all. I know there are some way worse or funny stories if anyone wants to share.


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BigFreeze99
11-08-2013, 18:38
GameStop needs a drive through window...
NwG_SnakeEyes
11-08-2013, 18:54
GameStop needs a drive through window...

That would be awesome. I would use the hell out of it
iamthesgt
11-09-2013, 11:03
Lol...I was expecting a much worse story...

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Brian
11-09-2013, 11:30
Lol...I was expecting a much worse story...

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I'll try and think of some, I was hoping a few others might share some funny ones.


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GhostOverride
11-09-2013, 12:16
Brian I know how you feel my wife grabbed it for me to cheer me up...awesome of her...only it was the PS4 version...now I wait


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MikaelTyson
11-09-2013, 13:10
Jesus Brian. I was expecting you to say she stabbed one of your testicles or something


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jgreco138
11-09-2013, 13:53
I'll try and think of some, I was hoping a few others might share some funny ones.


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My wife wanted to "talk" this morning. Talk about cruel.
Aftrthought051
11-09-2013, 17:11
Easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Peyote69
11-09-2013, 19:15
I'll try and think of some, I was hoping a few others might share some funny ones.


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I have a habit of not paying attention to anything but the screen when playing games like battlefield and my wife thinks it's oh so funny to paint my toenails without my noticing...yeah, funny till I go out in public in sandals with purple fucking sparkle toes...
iamthesgt
11-09-2013, 19:35
I have a habit of not paying attention to anything but the screen when playing games like battlefield and my wife thinks it's oh so funny to paint my toenails without my noticing...yeah, funny till I go out in public in sandals with purple fucking sparkle toes...

Lolol! That's too awesome!

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Brian
11-10-2013, 02:24
I have a habit of not paying attention to anything but the screen when playing games like battlefield and my wife thinks it's oh so funny to paint my toenails without my noticing...yeah, funny till I go out in public in sandals with purple fucking sparkle toes...

Lol, mine saw a YouTube of a girlfriend messing with her man when GTA5 came out and was on that kick for a weekend. Now she is back to normal, bitching about video games.


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hiddnk1ller4
11-10-2013, 15:40
That's rough my friend it's almost as if she knew what she was doing to you.
GriffinSentinel
11-10-2013, 22:52
Brian I know how you feel my wife grabbed it for me to cheer me up...awesome of her...only it was the PS4 version...now I wait


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Or maybe she did know and got it to make you squirm a bit. Women can be evil like that. lol
Brian
11-10-2013, 23:19
She is evil when it comes to video games, she hates when I play them and finds the littlest things to freak out over while I'm playing.


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BULLETMAN
11-11-2013, 02:57
GameStop needs a drive through window...

We need to start an online petition and see if we can get GAMESTOP's attention.... Ha.... I second your motion Bro.....

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Rickety Rob
11-12-2013, 06:21
GameStop needs a drive through window...

That would be so awesome if they did
ssandersjr
11-12-2013, 10:08
That would be so awesome if they did

Hell, why not, they have drive through liquor stores, so what would a drive through to pick up a game hurt? Even a drive through kiosk. Hmmmm, now there's an idea.

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GriffinSentinel
11-12-2013, 11:08
Hell, why not, they have drive through liquor stores, so what would a drive through to pick up a game hurt? Even a drive through kiosk. Hmmmm, now there's an idea.

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I don't think my Gamestop would like that idea too much considering they're in a mall. I don't think the mall would be too thrilled with the idea of me driving through their property. Although if the Blues Brothers can do it then why can't I.
iamthesgt
11-12-2013, 11:38
I don't think my Gamestop would like that idea too much considering they're in a mall. I don't think the mall would be too thrilled with the idea of me driving through their property. Although if the Blues Brothers can do it then why can't I.

I'm gonna go drive me truck in the mall right now! They sometimes sell cars in there, so I should be able to drive in there.

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Timmy_2_Tones
11-12-2013, 16:10
Lol...I was expecting a much worse story...

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Seriously, I was hoping.... errrr... Expecting, a story about your wife fashioning miniature torture devices and ritualistically plucking the legs off of insects and other small animals. But this......

For real though, that does suck, I have been there before.

And, hey, nobody ever said I was sane, so the shit that happens in my head is usually much worse than people imagine.
Brian
11-14-2013, 18:53
Seriously, I was hoping.... errrr... Expecting, a story about your wife fashioning miniature torture devices and ritualistically plucking the legs off of insects and other small animals. But this......

For real though, that does suck, I have been there before.

And, hey, nobody ever said I was sane, so the shit that happens in my head is usually much worse than people imagine.

Lol


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bobbibot
01-05-2014, 12:06
Order your game through Amazon and it will arrive by Drone. She will be speechless and you will have your game.

Silly man!