Food Porn

[xnastydaddyx]

Alright kids. Daddy is back and has been experimenting. Not the crazy, perverse way you're all praying for. I've been studying molecular gastronomy or "modernist cuisine". I'm going to post a few pics and will keep the stuff updated. Feel free to share your sexy creations!


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[xnastydaddyx]

Dish number one. KC strip, white cheddar mashed potatoes, merlot wine reduction, garlic rosemary compound butter and merlot reduction "caviar" http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/15/pasyhyse.jpg


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[KaNtSt0PMeH]

Wtf feed me! Haha Mike you're gonna have to come down from Lawton and hook up some food bro!

[xnastydaddyx]

How about you come up from the falls?!


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[xnastydaddyx]

Ladies and gents. Next up we have a bite size version of a dish I created called, "Calle". It's a take on elote and chicken picadillo. http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/15/vybu9ypa.jpg


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[RogueScot]

Nice. I especially like the KC strip one.

[ssandersjr]

Damnit man. You are preparing samplers to send us, right?

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[xnastydaddyx]

Yeah bro. I'll just need your address and to make sure you're fairly close to a dr


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[ssandersjr]

Lol. At least do instructional videos for us. Hell, we could do a spotlight on the homepage, "Cooking with daddy."

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[xnastydaddyx]

I like the way that sounds. At the end I'll say, "Remember. Keep it nasty"


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[jxspyder]

This sounds like it needs to be a feature all right!!

The KC strip looks amazing. Might need to do something like that for the wife.

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[xnastydaddyx]

Get familiar with molecular gastronomy brother! It's pretty fun stuff but that's how I made the "caviar" on top. Anytime you're ready for a nasty tutorial feature on USMG I'll make it happen!


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[ssandersjr]

Get familiar with molecular gastronomy brother! It's pretty fun stuff but that's how I made the "caviar" on top. Anytime you're ready for a nasty tutorial feature on USMG I'll make it happen!


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Lol. PM was sent to set this up.

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[xnastydaddyx]

Ha yes!! I think it'd be fun


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[xnastydaddyx]

This is the dish I made for my Masterchef audition. Braised beef sopes with a jicama-cilantro slaw. Also featured two molecular "shots". One margarita and one Bloody Mary. http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/15/7u6a6a8a.jpg


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[hiddnk1ller4]

I just had dinner and by looking at these photos I am all the sudden hungry again.

[xnastydaddyx]

I take that as a huge compliment! Thanks lol


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[JTFRYE]

I want these recipes please


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[hiddnk1ller4]

I take that as a huge compliment! Thanks lol


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Thank you for sharing! We must have more

[xnastydaddyx]

I've been in the process lately of actually stopping to measure the stuff out. Once I finish doing it all I'll post the recipes


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[Rickety Rob]

Have you guys seen the Food porn video.

Where they show the pros and cons between a porn star and the average person using food.

Pretty damn hilarious.

[saviger]

Can you make something along these lines? :p

6614


How are things up there at Ft.Lewis? I actually met the wife at the Galloping Gerties grill, outside of Madgan Gate.

[jxspyder]

Can you make something along these lines? :p

6614


How are things up there at Ft.Lewis? I actually met the wife at the Galloping Gerties grill, outside of Madgan Gate.

I like where he's going with that......

We might need to meet up in DuPont for a drink or two one of these days.

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[xnastydaddyx]

Ha, the turf and turf. That's going on the menu.


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[xnastydaddyx]

Butter-sage pork medallions, corn relish with a peach foam. Side of grilled peaches with a honey ricotta and balsamic reduction syrup. http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/16/7yna9ada.jpg


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[Rickety Rob]

Dude....you're making me soooooo freaking hungry.

I hate this thread.

Especially since i'm in my diet phase of eating chicken all the time.

Ahhhhhhh!!!

[GloriousGooch]

im hungry!!! time to order pizza haha

[MsVixonite]

Looks delicious all that food! I like baking new things. I tried cooking a creation i thought of and it failed... i wad gutted! Time for some breakfast cause I'm hungry now looking at that delicious food!

[Rickety Rob]

im hungry!!! time to order pizza haha

You...go somewhere with that nonsense.

I haven't had pizza in almost a month

[xnastydaddyx]

Thanks miss! Here's an appetizer. Caprese salad. Tomato, mozzarella, basil and balsamic reduction caviar http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/01/18/e6y4amah.jpg


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[Bull3tBait]

I love caprese salad, but caviar.....shudder. I'd scrap that off. Did you handmake the mozzarella?

[xnastydaddyx]

The caviar is a modernist term. It's not real caviar. It looks like caviar. It's a process called spherification. I can make any liquid into a caviar sphere. It's balsamic.


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[Bull3tBait]

The caviar is a modernist term. It's not real caviar. It looks like caviar. It's a process called spherification. I can make any liquid into a caviar sphere. It's balsamic.


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Seriously? That's amazing! In that case.... Epic yum

[hiddnk1ller4]

Where do I sign up to be your test dummy bj?

[xnastydaddyx]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/26/3ugagetu.jpg grilled salmon with soy-ginger udon and peanut sauce


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[xnastydaddyx]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/02/26/a3u7a8a5.jpg grilled shrimp bruschetta


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[MsVixonite]

Please send me some of that delicious looking food!!!! :(


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[xnastydaddyx]

Ha wish I could!


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[MsVixonite]

I made a salad today, looked at it and then thought of these food pics and decided mine was definitely not as appetising!


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[GhostOverride]

I made a salad today, looked at it and then thought of these food pics and decided mine was definitely not as appetising!


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You lost me at salad

[xnastydaddyx]

Lol @ghost. I've been trying hard to think of good ways to share my food. All I can think is making sauces and bottling it but there's already such a big market for that


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[GhostOverride]

Lol @ghost. I've been trying hard to think of good ways to share my food. All I can think is making sauces and bottling it but there's already such a big market for that


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How about shoveling it into my mouth, it would work for me anyway

[xnastydaddyx]

You bring the shovel


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[GhostOverride]

You bring the shovel


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Deal!


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[MsVixonite]

You lost me at salad

I think I lost myself at salad lol! It wasn't a bad salad tho, just not very appetising when you think of the pics in this this thread! It's like when a child has to pick between candy and sprouts.... I still would pick candy!


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[xnastydaddyx]

Speaking of sweets. Going to work on a crazy dessert idea this weekend. One thing I'm going to attempt is turn cookies into a noodle.


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[MsVixonite]

Speaking of sweets. Going to work on a crazy dessert idea this weekend. One thing I'm going to attempt is turn cookies into a noodle.


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Can't wait to see the pics!!


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[xnastydaddyx]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/03/02/pesy4a9e.jpg butter cake, macerated strawberry purée and cookie chip creme anglaise!

[andrewwfrye]

You lost me at salad

Haha


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[BigFreeze99]

I would have posted up some of my photos here but in comparison to our Master Chef's (xnastydaddyx) creations mine would be just........... (wait for it)...........




















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[xnastydaddyx]

Lol! Amazing!


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