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ladym123
07-20-2010, 07:38
Ok so my husband thought it was funny just now to hold a cuddly toy to his chest...that looked distinctly like my 9 year old daughter's baby guinea pig...and throw it to her across the garden!

She wasn't amused...almost cried...and is now accusing him of attempted murder on her fluffy toy!

I hope there won't be any long term affects! :shock:

jack
07-20-2010, 07:41
find a good psycho-analyst now :lol: :lol: :lol: .

ladym123
07-20-2010, 07:45
find a good psycho-analyst now :lol: :lol: :lol: .


Yes it was quite excruciating to watch the horror on her little face as she thought her little piggie was learning to fly against her will :cry:

jack
07-20-2010, 07:46
awe poor kid, put curry in his underwear that will fix him :lol: :lol: :lol: . then everyone can call him captian spicy nuts :lol: :lol: :lol: .

ladym123
07-20-2010, 07:49
awe poor kid, put curry in his underwear that will fix him :lol: :lol: :lol: . then everyone can call him captian spicy nuts :lol: :lol: :lol: .


I'm chopping the chillis as we speak :twisted:

jack
07-20-2010, 07:51
awe poor kid, put curry in his underwear that will fix him :lol: :lol: :lol: . then everyone can call him captian spicy nuts :lol: :lol: :lol: .


I'm chopping the chillis as we speak :twisted:
good that will learn em not to torture kids :lol: :lol: :lol: .

MaximusR3
07-20-2010, 07:53
isn't it "Carlos Spicy Wiener " ?

jack
07-20-2010, 07:56
or hot and boiled :lol: :lol: :lol: .

MaximusR3
07-20-2010, 08:00
http://www.facebook.com/pages/carlos-sp ... 6034603359 (http://www.facebook.com/pages/carlos-spicy-weiner/236034603359)


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jack
07-20-2010, 08:03
I'm partial to Chocolate alowishus myself :lol: :lol: :lol: of course for the right price, you could also pay me to go on my way... but as to which way? that's up to the person who pays 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol: .

squidfamily1
07-20-2010, 08:08
He should just throw the real thing, he's already getting the abuse for it.

ladym123
07-20-2010, 08:10
He should just throw the real thing, he's already getting the abuse for it.

I wouldn't expect anything else from you Squid! :o

jack
07-20-2010, 08:12
He should just throw the real thing, he's already getting the abuse for it.
he could….. BUT THEN THAT WOULD MERIT LADYS SPECIAL PUNISHMENT :o :o :o !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ladym123
07-20-2010, 08:14
He should just throw the real thing, he's already getting the abuse for it.
he could….. BUT THEN THAT WOULD MERIT LADYS SPECIAL PUNISHMENT :o :o :o !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o :o what's my special punishment? :o :o :o

I really need to remember these things! :?

jack
07-20-2010, 08:16
He should just throw the real thing, he's already getting the abuse for it.
he could….. BUT THEN THAT WOULD MERIT LADYS SPECIAL PUNISHMENT :o :o :o !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o :o what's my special punishment? :o :o :o

I really need to remember these things! :?
nine inch stripper heal nut stomp :o :o :o ....wait :shock: :shock: :shock: .....thats mine give me a moment :lol: :lol: :lol:
p.s. I like it rough 8-) as if you couldn't tell. 8-)

ladym123
07-20-2010, 08:18
He should just throw the real thing, he's already getting the abuse for it.
he could….. BUT THEN THAT WOULD MERIT LADYS SPECIAL PUNISHMENT :o :o :o !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's all fine...you can stop now...she has enforced her own punishment and taken him prisoner...bound him with a neck tie...locked him in the utility room.

Peace at last :mrgreen:

jack
07-20-2010, 08:23
it's all fine...you can stop now...she has enforced her own punishment and taken him prisoner...bound him with a neck tie...locked him in the utility room. Peace at last :mrgreen:

that will work too, but I was thinking something.... along the lines involving a 389lb sumo wrestler and fire.

ladym123
07-20-2010, 08:30
it's all fine...you can stop now...she has enforced her own punishment and taken him prisoner...bound him with a neck tie...locked him in the utility room. Peace at last :mrgreen:

that will work too, but I was thinking something.... along the lines involving a 389lb sumo wrestler and fire.


he's doing 'community service' now...she made him take her to the library ;)

jack
07-20-2010, 08:30
oh :o and a saddle!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cant forget the saddle 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol:

jack
07-20-2010, 08:34
he's doing 'community service' now...she made him take her to the library ;)
sounds like he got off light.

ladym123
07-20-2010, 08:36
he's doing 'community service' now...she made him take her to the library ;)
sounds like he got off light.
Yeah, I would have had at least a £50 note compensation outta him by now 8-)

jack
07-20-2010, 08:37
:lol: :lol: :lol: thats cheep.

ladym123
07-20-2010, 08:40
:lol: :lol: :lol: thats cheep.

You calling me cheap Jack! 8-)

squidfamily1
07-20-2010, 08:42
he's doing 'community service' now...she made him take her to the library ;)
sounds like he got off light.
Yeah, I would have had at least a £50 note compensation outta him by now 8-)
That's kind of steep, damn things only cost about $2.50 a piece.

jack
07-20-2010, 08:45
:lol: :lol: :lol: thats cheep.

You calling me cheap Jack! 8-) not at all I just thought you'd shoot for 100 easy :lol: :lol: :lol: .

jack
07-20-2010, 08:48
That's kind of steep, damn things only cost about $2.50 a piece.
pain and suffering charge :lol: :lol: :lol: . to keep him outta his pain and his suffering :lol: :lol: :lol: .

ladym123
07-20-2010, 08:54
sounds like he got off light.


Yeah, I would have had at least a £50 note compensation outta him by now 8-)
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ladym123
07-20-2010, 09:00
Yeah, I would have had at least a £50 note compensation outta him by now 8-)
That's kind of steep, damn things only cost about $2.50 a piece.

Yes its his base rate default fee for pissing me off 8-)

Contractually obliged by marriage :twisted:

squidfamily1
07-20-2010, 09:02
Yeah, I would have had at least a £50 note compensation outta him by now 8-)
That's kind of steep, damn things only cost about $2.50 a piece.

Yes its his base rate default fee for pissing me off 8-)

Contractually obliged by marriage :twisted:
That's the kind of attitude that will get you on husband number 5 in no time :shock:

jack
07-20-2010, 09:03
Yeah, I would have had at least a £50 note compensation outta him by now 8-)
That's kind of steep, damn things only cost about $2.50 a piece.

Yes its his base rate default fee for pissing me off 8-)

Contractually obliged by marriage :twisted:
I'v heard worse.

ladym123
07-20-2010, 17:15
That's the kind of attitude that will get you on husband number 5 in no time :shock:

:lol: :lol: