10 things you should never say to a woman

[ECHOx4xVICTOR]

10 things you should NEVER say to a woman during an argument:

1. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
2. Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.
3. You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
4. Wait a minute...I get it. What time of the month is it?
5. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
6. Sorry...I was just picturing you naked.
7. Whoa...time out! Football is on!
8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
9. Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

[tracker_usmc]

8. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning! LMAO!!!! :lol: :lol:

[River_Rat_459]

#1. I am living proof of that at the moment. Seriously. It's about 11:03 p.m. eastern time and I'm sitting here typing this to you. By myself. Probably going to be sleeping on the couch tonight.

'Nuff said.

[MuleTheDestroyer]

i managed to work all of these into conversation in a single day with my wife.

At first she was very irratated, after the second or third she became curious why my comments were especially witty that day. by the time I got to #5 (she doesn't watch Oprah) she sussed out that i had read another stupid thing on the internet. Both had a good laugh about the bitch flakes. missions success! :D

[Bull3tBait]

Yep any one of those comments would be worthy of a trip to the dog house. The length of stay would be whats in question. :lol:

[Metalhead Brett]

10. Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded. That's definitely the last thing you'd say :lol: :lol: ... bitch flakes... :lol: all of these are worth a great laugh.