Quote of the day

[saviger]

(21:12:10) Timmy_2_Tones: yeah I caugth the sausage once

[MaximusR3]

once? yeah right. once a week maybe

[Timmy_2_Tones]

LMAO!!! It is not in context Saviger....

[smoke]

LMAO!!! It is not in context Saviger....

It wouldn't be funny if it was IN context. ;)

[tracker_usmc]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[ASignorelli]

wow... just, wow...

[saviger]

In my new pad with my wifi router on a shoebox and my laptop on my lap killing my spermcount.

[DaCajun]

.....where did that quote of the day thread go to.... :mrgreen:

I see you found your quote of the day thread. Do you figure out how to use the search button? :lol:

[saviger]

yup yup, thanks for that btw cajun :mrgreen:

[BayouMallard]

oh man, these are absolutely hilarious

[saviger]

I think he sounds like a girl and looks like a retarded mule.

[Timmy_2_Tones]

I think he sounds like a girl and looks like a retarded mule.

LMAO! I agree.

[saviger]

I took those for about two weeks then quit. I don't really like shitting out oil spills, like an oil rig just blow up everytime I went number 2. It was always just a huge oily mess. :oops:

[David_3033]

That's right read it and get nauseous. :lol: But it is totally true, lol. So the lesson being don't take Alli.

[saviger]

Timmy_2_Tones:
" I am going to T-Bag people when I get to the end of the cross walk before they do."

[smoke]

I love Timmy 2 tones, i want to make out with him so i joined up at his request. He said there is nothing wrong with a little guy on guy action so i hope you all are the same way. If not then one day Timmy and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs.

Is that like a rusty trombone?
:o

[Timmy_2_Tones]

I knew that someone was going to leak that to the press. Dammit! :lol:

[saviger]

Let's just say I threw away the evidence and went commando til my shift ended.

[saviger]

I never lie when it comes to Chicken Fucking!!!

[River_Rat_459]

"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." -Harry S. Truman

[David_3033]

meh...if you've seen one giant ball, you've seen them all. - Jack

[jack]

IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[River_Rat_459]

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[David_3033]

One of my friends that I know here locally posted this on his facebook yesterday I had to share. :lol:[attachment=0:3v2zkzy7]Top of the Mernin.png[/attachment:3v2zkzy7]

[River_Rat_459]

"Mernin" LMAO!!

[River_Rat_459]

"NinjaMonkey! Quit running. Get in the tank. Just get in the tank. You're gonna die."

You had to be there.

[XxSilentxFartxX]

Ya i was lost at that point lol. I had no idea what you were talking about. and then to top it all off i almost got ran over by the damn tank

[Timmy_2_Tones]

(00:55:56) dbgUSMC: as long is it is real money it doesn't matter to me.
(00:56:10) dbgUSMC: as long as your giving it isn't gay to me. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[BravoTwoZero]

Good post River Rat,

I've got a few great quotes if you have a sense of humor like myself,

"It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!"
-Buffalo Bill

(Listening to Goodbye Horses by Q.Lazarus) "Would you F$%k me?..........I'd F$%k me............I'd F$%k me so hard!"
-Buffalo Bill

"Never trust anything that bleeds for a whole week and doesn't die!"
-The smartest man in the world

"Don't just stare at it, EAT IT!"
-Patric Bateman

"Feed me a stray cat!"
-ATM machine

"If I had a nickel every time a drunken college bitch cried RAPE.........................I'd have a quarter."
-BravoTwoZero

Hahaha, My personal favorite since attending Penn State University, according to Playboy the number one party school in the USA.

[saviger]

No body loves me :cry:

[MaximusR3]

i cut my wrists and curled up in a little ball after that too

[Timmy_2_Tones]

i cut my wrists and curled up in a little ball after that too
Well at least you are finally understanding, I mean we can only carry the charade on for so long. It appears you are taking the news well though. I would have felt bad if you said you peed all over yourself.

[saviger]

i cut my wrists and curled up in a little ball after that too
Well at least you are finally understanding, I mean we can only carry the charade on for so long. It appears you are taking the news well though. I would have felt bad if you said you peed all over yourself.

HAHAHAHA!!! :lol:

[MaximusR3]

...somewhere in-between oiling myself, finals and work I'll put it up

[WileCoyote_2009]

There is no such thing as a good job, or a bad orgasm. It's just that some are better than others. 8-)

[A-25TH-ID-VET]

When you think you have the worst life imagine this... Your a Siamese twin and your Brother that is attached to you is gay. He has a date coming over and you only have one ass. :lol:

[Ironhide400]

When you think you have the worst life imagine this... Your a Siamese twin and your Brother that is attached to you is gay. He has a date coming over and you only have one ass. :lol:

And I thought I was having a bad day.. :lol: :lol: !

[David_3033]

That one was pretty good BJ. :lol:

[DaCajun]

When you think you have the worst life imagine this... Your a Siamese twin and your Brother that is attached to you is gay. He has a date coming over and you only have one ass. :lol:

That was one pretty good BJ. :lol:

:? :lol:

[saviger]

That one was pretty good BJ. :lol:
:shock:

[A-25TH-ID-VET]

That one was pretty good BJ. :lol:
:shock:
What you guys are shocked he knows my name??? Yeah, I know but, that's why my Mom and Dad built me with broad shoulders. :lol:

[saviger]

You are amazing smoke. If you were a woman I would do you.

[Timmy_2_Tones]

:? :shock: Ummmmmm. Well you guys would too......... Right? :mrgreen:

[David_3033]

Question: How can I test if my son is gay?
Answer: Get some vinegar, get some baking soda. Then Make a big clay volcano. Then while this is erupting, if your son is too busy sucking dick, he's gay.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen: I laughed so hard when I read that motivational poster!! I even printed it out and showed everyone at work and even my wife when I got home. They all thought it was hilarious!! :lol:

[DaCajun]

(00:52:21) dbgUSMC: You know when I get sick from drinking and start puking at the toilet I usually drop my pants too like I am taking a shit. Don't know why but I do.

[MaximusR3]

(00:52:21) dbgUSMC: You know when I get sick from drinking and start puking at the toilet I usually drop my pants too like I am taking a shit. Don't know why but I do.



it would appear DBG is waiting/hoping for some guy to come in and take advantage of him in his present condition....

[David_3033]

No, you ass it's because I have IBS and don't know which end it is going to come out... :shock:

[MaximusR3]

you also have TMI syndrome lol

[Timmy_2_Tones]

you also have TMI syndrome lol
TMI: Traumatic Manhood Injury?
Did DBG get upset?

[David_3033]

you also have TMI syndrome lol
TMI: Traumatic Manhood Injury?
Did DBG get upset?

Nope not upset. Why is it a contest?? :roll:

[ASignorelli]

OMG everyone in page 5 has medals... well, not 25th but everyone else does. MAN I want me a snazzy Medal one day. Maybe I'll win member of the month within the next year.

[David_3033]

OMG everyone in page 5 has medals... well, not 25th but everyone else does. MAN I want me a snazzy Medal one day. Maybe I'll win member of the month within the next year.

You know there is a medal for donating at least $25 dollars, right (the giver medal)?? No obligation of course just letting you know.

[jack]

No, you ass it's because I have IBS and don't know which end it is going to come out... :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: aaahhhh the poo geyser syndrome.

[saviger]

I know it wasnt one of us..but this quote just is to good to pass up


Woman "Is there anything the Marine Core tought you, that you could continue doing?"

Marine "They tought me to kill Japs, and I got pretty damn good at it."

[David_3033]

I know it wasnt one of us..but this quote just is to good to pass up


Woman "Is there anything the Marine Core tought you, that you could continue doing?"

Marine "They tought me to kill Japs, and I got pretty damn good at it."

Hey Sav.... It's Corps not Core. ;)

[saviger]

[quote="Simmion_1":1y7royvk]playboys articles generally suck.. geared more towards stuffy old guys with top hats who smoke pipes..

HEY! Quit stereotyping me! :lol:[/quote:1y7royvk]

[Amiable Horde]

(21:12:10) Timmy_2_Tones: yeah I caugth the sausage once

wow.. opening up online.. you know thats the first sign. then comes the random notes.. and then he'll be asking someone to come along to tell his parents... what a shame.

[A-25TH-ID-VET]

OMG everyone in page 5 has medals... well, not 25th but everyone else does. MAN I want me a snazzy Medal one day. Maybe I'll win member of the month within the next year.

You know there is a medal for donating at least $25 dollars, right (the giver medal)?? No obligation of course just letting you know.
I guess Sig really feels alone now cause I got a medal!!! :D :lol:

[XxSilentxFartxX]

By the way that quote by sav was from Eugene Sledge.. A damn fine Marine

[Amiable Horde]

I thought i'd put the line down that inspires me most. Hard to beleive it was an artist who said it.

"Action is the foundational key to all success."

Pablo Picasso

[MaximusR3]

(17:09:39) ladym123: and i been playing with myself all day

[Amiable Horde]

"dbgUSMC: I played with myself in Iraq at night in the sand"

I knew you Marines were strange...

[SUPER_ASSASSINS]

Received this this one from a friend,


A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'

[squidfamily1]

Received this this one from a friend,


A veteran is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America ' for an amount of 'up to and including my life.' That is Honor, and there are way too many people in this country who no longer understand it.'
except you can't stop payment on it

[SUPER_ASSASSINS]

That's a fact!!

[saviger]

(17:09:39) ladym123: and i been playing with myself all day


:o :o :shock: :shock:

[Pakman3000]

Here' a classic from me from back in the day on COD4. I used to be greeted with memories of this from the guys I used to play with...daily.

Me:"I need help at C. About 3 or 4 guys here."
Teammates:"we're on our way"
Me:"Hurry up! I HAVE GUYS COMING ALL OVER ME!"
Teammates:**Raucous laughter**

[XxSilentxFartxX]

Hmmm...does he realise that you are totally outnumbered by hot, sexy, flirtatious, fit and available young men? All desperate to ask you out....and ask for pictures of your boobies.... and send you sexy private emails when he's not looking? Desperate to find out how fit you are.... and if you ever fantasised about meeting up with a US Military Gamer?

[XxSilentxFartxX]

Count me in! I'm up for anything (game type, hard core etc.)

Hmmm? :o :o :o :o

[Amiable Horde]

Dietrich: Yeah, we were in the hot tub foolin around; then we moved into the house and i sobered up instantly and realized this woman is older than my mom...
Me: You did it anyways didn't you.
Dietrich: Well of course. She was still hot for an old woman.
Me: *Shakes head*

[squidfamily1]

ladym123: jack off now

[Prentiss181]

My anaconda don't want none unless it has buns son...

[MjolnirActual]

ladym123: jack off now

Aye Aye Ma'am!

*ducks the riding crop*
:twisted:

[squidfamily1]

sanders or airborne not sure which: "I got him from behind"

[Metalhead Brett]

:lol: :lol: :lol: that's all I got to say.

[shockjock619]

Dietrich: Yeah, we were in the hot tub foolin around; then we moved into the house and i sobered up instantly and realized this woman is older than my mom...
Me: You did it anyways didn't you.
Dietrich: Well of course. She was still hot for an old woman.
Me: *Shakes head*


HAHAHA i swear i had almost the exact same conversation except it was at the bar.....

[MuleTheDestroyer]

Yo! My dixie wrecked!

(you have to say it out loud for it to make sense)

[Amiable Horde]

This was a conversation between one of my Soldiers and our 1SG. "They were talking about the Life Cereal pic i sent out and it led to minority standards in equal opprotunity stuff" He's the EO Officer.

1SG: Yeah, whats that program that helps black people get into college, like minority something, it has two words.
Soldier: welfare?
Me: *in the back* hahahahaha

[MaximusR3]

President Obama facepalmed after that comment
http://www.cassyfiano.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/barack-obama-facepalm.jpg

[saviger]

why is this no longer stickied?

[GriffinSentinel]

I might as well add one then.

"I have a bullet with your name on it. And I'm going to keep firing till I find out which one it is."
~a random demotivational poster

[Amiable Horde]

Buddy: Hey man will you help me put a new motor in my car?
Me: Sure, where do you have it stored?
Buddy: In my girlfriends garage and it can ride on her truck over to my place.
Me: In that case can i ride your girlfriend with my motor in the back and store it in her vacant garage since your's will be with you?
Buddy: Yeah i guess so, but i'm not sure if yours will fit. Her garage is a pretty tight fit.
Me: Well i've been dealing with tight fits for a while. i'm sure with the proper tools i could squeeze it in with little mess.
Buddy: wait. what the hell are we really talking about?
Me: motors. of course.

[Amiable Horde]

yet another one by the awesome daddydietrich:

"You know what, I wish there was a store where i could go to switch my wife out for a newer model, or at least a repair shop to fix the issues."

[David_3033]

My supervisor got this cookie fortune at lunch today from a local chinese buffet. :lol: You might have to click on it to read it.
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[MuleTheDestroyer]

"If the aircrafts wings are going faster than the fusalage, it's probably a helicopter and therefore unsafe."

[DaddyDietrich]

yet another one by the awesome daddydietrich:

"You know what, I wish there was a store where i could go to switch my wife out for a newer model, or at least a repair shop to fix the issues."

well you see if Xzibit can have "Pimp My Ride" and the woman have "Extreme Makeover" why can us guys have "Trade My Nagin/B***** Wife For A Newer Model" show or at least a Sears repair store to fix her issues. Why cant it be like the xbox, it goes down i send it in it takes a couple of weeks, i get it back in a box with 1600 microsoft points, but hey this is only my opinion, and the situation between me and my wife(soon to be X-wife).

[DaddyDietrich]

Got this from the website that was on the fortune cookie picture.

"You will pass many difficult tests that will make you happier"

So does that mean if i take the easy road i will be either pissed off or dying of joy.

[River_Rat_459]

My supervisor got this cookie fortune at lunch today from a local chinese buffet. :lol: You might have to click on it to read it.
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LMAO! :lol: :lol:

[CrzyChinook]

"Men don't cry or show emotions!!! why?? ITS none of your F**King Business!!!"
:twisted:

[Bull3tBait]

:o One of our engineers is showing a rare sense of humor today. This is the email he sent out

Subject: Lost Cell Phone

I found a cell phone on the 4th floor, Myer Center near stairway #6 (between the 300 and 400 sections).

The sooner you pick it up, the less your phone bill will be. :)

[squidfamily1]

airborne or mardi on BC2 last night - "I came in on you and two guys got me from behind and unloaded"

[CrzyChinook]

airborne or mardi on BC2 last night - "I came in on you and two guys got me from behind and unloaded"
ROTGLMFAO!!!!!!

[bcgdragon]

yet another one by the awesome daddydietrich:

"You know what, I wish there was a store where i could go to switch my wife out for a newer model, or at least a repair shop to fix the issues."

well you see if Xzibit can have "Pimp My Ride" and the woman have "Extreme Makeover" why can us guys have "Trade My Nagin/B***** Wife For A Newer Model" show or at least a Sears repair store to fix her issues. Why cant it be like the xbox, it goes down i send it in it takes a couple of weeks, i get it back in a box with 1600 microsoft points, but hey this is only my opinion, and the situation between me and my wife(soon to be X-wife).

Your XBOX goes down? Damn! Mine must be defective.

[Amiable Horde]

Your XBOX goes down? Damn! Mine must be defective.

hahahaha.....

Yet another.

Dietrich: Hold on i'm heating up my food.
Me: I thought you didn't have a microwave.
Dietrich: Oh no, I'm eating an MRE.
Me:.. wtf dietrich really? Why!?
Dietrich: psh. i got a whole box.. and they were free.

[USMCramirez]

I had 2 cases of MREs. Lasted about 3 weeks. Saved me 200 bucks. got em for free. I love and hate those damned things.

[squidfamily1]

dbgUSMC, in excited tone, on BC2 last night- "What do you mean he's on the Vag?" as i was referring to the new VAD gun

[md femme fatale]

(21:12:10) Timmy_2_Tones: yeah I caugth the sausage once

:o Maybe I ought to rethink my membership in this group! lmao

[Timmy_2_Tones]

(21:12:10) Timmy_2_Tones: yeah I caugth the sausage once

:o Maybe I ought to rethink my membership in this group! lmao

Too late, you are here you can never leave.

Sent from my awesome phonalyzer....

[David_3033]

dbgUSMC, in excited tone, on BC2 last night- "What do you mean he's on the Vag?" as i was referring to the new VAD gun

:lol: thought that's what you said!! :D

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

[md femme fatale]

[quote=saviger](21:12:10) Timmy_2_Tones: yeah I caugth the sausage once

:o Maybe I ought to rethink my membership in this group! lmao

Too late, you are here you can never leave.

Sent from my awesome phonalyzer....[/quote:27rjl7xt]

:lol:

[Amiable Horde]

I had 2 cases of MREs. Lasted about 3 weeks. Saved me 200 bucks. got em for free. I love and hate those damned things.

i don't think i could do it.. i'd be stopped up for weeks.

[River_Rat_459]

From Conan O'Brien today via Twitter:


Just read that Facebook has reached 500 million users. Congrats to everyone who helped create history's largest stalker/pedophile buffet. :lol: :lol:

[Amiable Horde]

From Conan O'Brien today via Twitter:


Just read that Facebook has reached 500 million users. Congrats to everyone who helped create history's largest stalker/pedophile buffet. :lol: :lol:

hahaha.

sad that it is true.

[InkaB0DpaiN]

You can pick your friends, you can pick you nose . But you can't pick your friends nose.

[Amiable Horde]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

[Timmy_2_Tones]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
That is hilarious, but true. I pee on myself when I am around my friends just to double the pleasure. :lol: :lol:

[squidfamily1]

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Mopeds are like fat chicks, fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one.

[Amiable Horde]

YES! Yet another famous quote/conversation from Dietrich and I.

Dietrich: "Hey, SGT Spivey there are two trains. One is going east at 55 mph and the other is going 55mph west. At what point in time will the two collide?"

Me: "Seriously Dietrich. Why would you ask me a question like that... that's like DS Garrett asking me that other question... something like, "Jimmy's mom has four kids, three of the names are Winter, Fall, and Summer. What is the last kids name?"

Dietrich: "Fred."

Me: "?! What? !?"

Dietrich: "no no it's Spring."

Me: "Damnit Dietrich are you kidding me?!"

Dietrich: "Well i mean I dunno."

Me: "Jimmy Dietrich... Jimmy..."

Dietrich: "Ohhh... i thought you said something else."

Me: [Shakes head]

[XxSilentxFartxX]

hahahahaha to funny. He needs to wear a helmet at all times..Can i buy it, bedazzle it and send it to you to present to him to wear?

I had 2 cases of MREs. Lasted about 3 weeks. Saved me 200 bucks. got em for free. I love and hate those damned things.

i don't think i could do it.. i'd be stopped up for weeks.

i know i couldnt do it... they screw me up just after a few meals...

[Amiable Horde]

hahahahaha to funny. He needs to wear a helmet at all times..Can i buy it, bedazzle it and send it to you to present to him to wear?

naa.. he's a good guy and Soldier, just sometimes the one that runs the show in his head falls asleep on the job.

[ssandersjr]

Another fine quote from Timmy.


(20:11:51) Timmy_2_Tones: jackoff site? I know a few of those

[Amiable Horde]

This one might not be as great but it was still random.

NCOIC: Only in 2/13th does that stuff happen.

Me: Yeah i know.

Dietrich: OH! there's a pickle!

Me: *Confused* What the hell?

Dietrich: (Holding the pickle high like it's a prize) See a pickle!

[DaddyDietrich]

ok the pickel cought me off guard for a sec cause i didnt know that it was under the paper in the to go box.

SilentFart: I already have a helmet i use it when i ride my bike with no handle bars.

[XxSilentxFartxX]

In Borderlands tonight will lets say 5 or six in the xbox live party but 4 playing...

ThunderRadish: "Wait who am I Riding?"

SILENCE

Silentfart: "Did YOU just ask who are you riding?"
ThunderRadish: "No i meant to say who am i riding on"
Silentfart: "Again, did you just ask who you are riding?"
ThunderRadish: "No you only hear what you want to hear"

Xbox Live Party: "You did just say that"

[Metalhead Brett]

In Borderlands tonight will lets say 5 or six in the xbox live party but 4 playing...

ThunderRadish: "Wait who am I Riding?"

SILENCE

Silentfart: "Did YOU just ask who are you riding?"
ThunderRadish: "No i meant to say who am i riding on"
Silentfart: "Again, did you just ask who you are riding?"
ThunderRadish: "No you only hear what you want to hear"

Xbox Live Party: "You did just say that"

:lol: You weren't kidding when you said that was going up here!

[XxSilentxFartxX]

No siree i do not kid especially when comments like that are made. What sealed the deal was that he denied it making it so much easier for me to put it up there

[MaximusR3]

I always start a game on the most difficult setting. It’s like going to work with ankle weights on. It just makes you stronger.


lol follow TheKevinButler (http://twitter.com/TheKevinButler) on twitter if you've got it, "he" posts amusing one liners and responses to questions every day for your personal amusement

[wick3d_y4yo]

Who doesn't play the game on hard mode 1st. Hell who plays a single player game more than one time through anymore :lol:

[Bull3tBait]

Who doesn't play the game on hard mode 1st. Hell who plays a single player game more than one time through anymore :lol:

Hmmmmm..... :? I don't :oops: I just go for the normal to get the lay of the land so to speak. Then once I get thru it....MAYBE.... I'll go back and do it harder so that I can get more achievements.

[XxSilentxFartxX]

same here i always do it on normal first then go back for the other achievements

[MuleTheDestroyer]

I play on the second to hardest difficulty, then do the hardest. any achievements that are left after that i look up online. i am an achievement whore. ;)

[ladym123]

Who doesn't play the game on hard mode 1st. Hell who plays a single player game more than one time through anymore :lol:

Hmmmmm..... :? I don't :oops: I just go for the normal to get the lay of the land so to speak. Then once I get thru it....MAYBE.... I'll go back and do it harder so that I can get more achievements.
Me too love ;)

[MuleTheDestroyer]

Conversation with my 4 year old daughter yesterday after she came in from playing outside:

"How come you came inside Emmie?"
"Seagul," stated very calmly and matter of factly
"you came in because of a Seagul?"
"yeah," stated like I am the one that is being slow
"why would you come in because of a seagul?"
"Because they carry everything away"
"you thought that a seagul was going to carry you away?"
"yes, because I am stuff and seaguls pick up stuff." stated as if thats a totally obvious conclusion.
I just laughed.

[ladym123]

Conversation with my 4 year old daughter yesterday after she came in from playing outside:

"How come you came inside Emmie?"
"Seagul," stated very calmly and matter of factly
"you came in because of a Seagul?"
"yeah," stated like I am the one that is being slow
"why would you come in because of a seagul?"
"Because they carry everything away"
"you thought that a seagul was going to carry you away?"
"yes, because I am stuff and seaguls pick up stuff." stated as if thats a totally obvious conclusion.
I just laughed.
Aw aren't kids funny lol :lol:

[WileCoyote_2009]

I was at a small pub for lunch today and noticed a sign that said: "This place is small so if you can't sit beside someone you don't know, then leave"

[smoke]

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. :shock:

[Thunderradish]

In Borderlands tonight will lets say 5 or six in the xbox live party but 4 playing...

ThunderRadish: "Wait who am I Riding?"

SILENCE

Silentfart: "Did YOU just ask who are you riding?"
ThunderRadish: "No i meant to say who am i riding on"
Silentfart: "Again, did you just ask who you are riding?"
ThunderRadish: "No you only hear what you want to hear"

Xbox Live Party: "You did just say that"
I did actually say this, and that is pretty much how I remember the conversation playing out. :oops: Silent caught me fair and square.

[DahliaBellona]

In Borderlands tonight will lets say 5 or six in the xbox live party but 4 playing...

ThunderRadish: "Wait who am I Riding?"

SILENCE

Silentfart: "Did YOU just ask who are you riding?"
ThunderRadish: "No i meant to say who am i riding on"
Silentfart: "Again, did you just ask who you are riding?"
ThunderRadish: "No you only hear what you want to hear"

Xbox Live Party: "You did just say that"
I did actually say this, and that is pretty much how I remember the conversation playing out. :oops: Silent caught me fair and square.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[XxSilentxFartxX]

From Md Femme Fatale in BFBC2 today:

MD Femme Fatale: "They Got Me From Behind at B"
SilentFart: "Did you just say they Got you from behind?"
Md Femme Fatale: "Thats What She Said"

[md femme fatale]

From Md Femme Fatale in BFBC2 today:

MD Femme Fatale: "They Got Me From Behind at B"
SilentFart: "Did you just say they Got you from behind?"
Md Femme Fatale: "Thats What She Said"

LMAO! You forgot the in the shed part! :lol:

[XxSilentxFartxX]

Belay my last MD Femme Fatale said " The got me from behind at B in the shed"

[Amiable Horde]

Why does it always have to be a sexual enduendo? huh?


lol.

[squidfamily1]

Tracker in MAG last night- "He's coming up on my body, He's coming up on my body!!!!"

[River_Rat_459]

During a discussion today about local high school basketball teams, my company supply sergeant said "Our girls high school basketball team sucked. They weren't any good at basketball either."

[WileCoyote_2009]

Last weekend in Battlefield Bad Company 2


Mr bangkok: a guy just came up my ass and killed me

Timmy Two Tones: I thought you'd be used to guys coming up your ass.

[Amiable Horde]

LTC: so CPT ******* what does your training schedule look like today?
CPT: well sir we are training on how to train for a mission and the mission is to train.
LTC: see me after this....
CPT: (low tone) uh.. Yes sir

[Amiable Horde]

Me: I think the barber did a great job on my cut this time... because usually i come out of there looking like a cue tip.

MuletheDestroyer: Your hair scares away women and small french children.

Me: haha.. what the hell does that even mean.

MuletheDestroyer: no idea. but it seemed like the right thing to say.

[Amiable Horde]

Resurrection!

Talking about the Government Shutdown.

Dietrich: Why are they shutting down national forest...

Me: Because they are government funded Dietrich..

Dietrich: well.. it's just nature and it's stupid

[DaddyDietrich]

Resurrection!

Talking about the Government Shutdown.

Dietrich: Why are they shutting down national forest...

Me: Because they are government funded Dietrich..

Dietrich: well.. it's just nature and it's stupid

That last phrases meaning was that shutting down a national park is stupid because its nature. Damn where is Tosh when you need to revamp a statement or doing something stupid.

[ladym123]

When I played wow, I went from guild member, to officer, to leader, to member of a different guild, to guild officer, to members of another different guild, to guild officer of the original guild, to its guild master again, to disbanding the guild all together..




rofl! so funny! :cool:

[MARDIGRA21]

rofl! so funny! :cool:

Yeah that was hilarious I guess u have to be a wow player to understand, I was just as confused lady

[Amiable Horde]

This one is for all my people out there that have ever called a 9 line in before:

This happened this morning during our battalion 40 rounds competition.

NCO: Line 7.. blah blah

Line 8... Black

Vicksburg Base: wait what!? Come again over.

(as holding down the mic with people in the background): It's nationality Sergeant, not race

NCO: well damn, it's hot, i'm sweating balls, f*ck, black, african american whatever

People in background: (laughing) no no like US, French... you know

NCO: man this dummy could be Turkish for all i care, fine (rolls over dummy); Line 8... Taiwanese

[David_3033]

Our squad leader last night during our MAG match, this is once we get to parachute in. "It's raining men, hallelujah!"
Lets just say there was no shortness of laughter after hearing that. LOL

[Ironhide400]

Our squad leader last night during our MAG match, this is once we get to parachute in. "It's raining men, hallelujah!"
Lets just say there was no shortness of laughter after hearing that. LOL

Didn't you say he sent you a PSN message about going over to his place for a celebration party?
He was a "Super" squad leader.....LMAO!

[MaximusR3]

that guy was one of the most amusing platoon leaders I recall ever having in MAG, and I really don't even know if he was trying to be funny lol. He was on company chat the whole time so he was broadcasting to all 32 players in the match, he started off with a pep talk about saving ammo by not team killing in the spawn and how he didn't care if we win or lose so long as everyone had a good time, gave pointers throughout the match like "if you throw grenades up at A you'll be more likely to kill them", then there was that raining men comment, he offered free titties and beer to whoever could plant the charges on C first, and at the end of the round he congratulated everyone and then told people to send him a friend request or group invite if they liked him.

[River_Rat_459]

See...that's what we've been missing. Just playing together and having a good time, regardless of winning or losing. Glad you guys had fun. Last night was the first time in weeks I wasn't on after midnight eastern time. Sounds like it was a good time.

[MARDIGRA21]

I don't think we won a single match but still had a great time till my wife ruined my fun.

[Ironhide400]

I don't think we won a single match but still had a great time till my wife ruined my fun.

The match right after you left was the one where it was raining men, we did win that match too! That was the only one though...lol!

[tracker_usmc]

I don't think we won a single match but still had a great time till my wife ruined my fun.

"Raining men" was funny as hell and I'm still laughing thinking about him saying that when I'm playing on that map! Besides that it was great having more UMG on MAG and having a great time like we did back in the day! Mardi don't all woman ruin our fun?! I think it's there job to do so...LMAO!!

[River_Rat_459]

I just had to put this up. It's from "Faux" John Madden on Twitter, and was posted a couple of days ago. I still LOL every time I read it:


fauxjohnmadden (http://twitter.com/#%21/fauxjohnmadden) Faux John Madden

Mark Sanchez finds Plaxico Burress for a TD. And if there's a receiver in the NFL that can catch a bullet, it's probably Plaxico Burress.
21 Aug (http://twitter.com/#%21/fauxjohnmadden/status/105440294346035200)

[XxSilentxFartxX]

I just had to put this up. It's from "Faux" John Madden on Twitter, and was posted a couple of days ago. I still LOL every time I read it:

\Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha