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David_3033
05-18-2011, 21:27
Well hate to be the one to bring the bad news, but it looks like we are all going to die Saturday. :rolleyes:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yEcP-nmBYk

River_Rat_459
05-18-2011, 22:11
Party at my house if that's the case. BYOB!!

ladym123
05-19-2011, 03:27
OMG the vid wont work in this country!!! What's going to happen to us? Should we be filling our last days with all things we want to do before we die? I'm really concerned since I still haven't done so many things!

I have never:

* Been on holiday abroad with my husband and daughter.
* Got drunk with my husband.
* Been to a casino.
* Been white water rafting.
* Been to New York or California.
* Been skinny dipping.
* Played paint balling.
* Sang in public.
* Been mountain climbing.
* Never jet skied.
* Never skied on snow.
* Never been on a nail biting roller coaster.
* And some other stuff that I couldn't possibly name on here :cool:

Is there still time?? :eek:

obtainedpilot
05-19-2011, 03:57
Haha that video makes me laugh really hard and besides i get to go to a totally free rock concert on friday get to see 5 bands and if it really did end ill be good lol and the guy forgot zombies rising from the graves to in october lmao XD

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A-25TH-ID-VET
05-19-2011, 06:49
OMG the vid wont work in this country!!! What's going to happen to us? Should we be filling our last days with all things we want to do before we die? I'm really concerned since I still haven't done so many things!

I have never:

* Been on holiday abroad with my husband and daughter.
* Got drunk with my husband.
* Been to a casino.
* Been white water rafting.
* Been to New York or California.
* Been skinny dipping.
* Played paint balling.
* Sang in public.
* Been skinny dipping.
* Never jet skied.
* Never skied on snow.
* Never been on a nail biting roller coaster.
* And some other stuff that I couldn't possibly name on here :cool:

Is there still time?? :eek:Well... get ur buns to NY and I can help for sure....
* Been to New York- Welll....if u come here thats taking care of.

* Been on holiday abroad with my husband and daughter- Bring them with you along with the TDY crew

* Got drunk with my husband- I am sure this will happen naturally with your stay here..LOL Do you like Wine???.. I can get you both drunk in no time. There are at least 17 wineries 1 beer brewery and 1 Distillery within 3 miles of my house. So, yeah...one wine tour and your FUBAR!!!!

* Been to a casino- Only 1hr drive to the nearest casino (I have never been to one either...I dont gamble much)

* Sang in public- DILF will gladly let you sing

* Never jet skied- I live within 3/10ths of a mile from a 2 mile in width (at some areas) and 36 mile long lake. In some spots they still haven't found bottom. I have lots of friends with Jet Ski's

* Been skinny dipping- Wellll.....you can Jet Ski naked and take care of that quick like.... ;)

* Never skied on snow- A few hour drive to the Mountains...might still be some snow up top

* Been white water rafting- I know there are rivers and streams in them Mountains

* Never been on a nail biting roller coaster- Little over an hour away from Six Flags Amusement Park

* Played paint balling- My Son and the Neighbor kids have made a Paint Ball course out back

SO...What ya waiting for?????? LOL :)

A-25TH-ID-VET
05-19-2011, 06:51
Not going to happen.... I was going threw the can cupboard the other day and found cans with Expiration dates up to 2014.

A-25TH-ID-VET
05-19-2011, 06:54
Party at my house if that's the case. BYOB!!well with Lady not ever being to NY...looks like you will have to make that trip up here after all. :) BYOB= Bring Your Own Body

Ironhide400
05-19-2011, 07:16
OMG the vid wont work in this country!!! What's going to happen to us? Should we be filling our last days with all things we want to do before we die? I'm really concerned since I still haven't done so many things!

I have never:

* Been on holiday abroad with my husband and daughter.
* Got drunk with my husband.
* Been to a casino.
* Been white water rafting.
* Been to New York or California.
* Been skinny dipping.
* Played paint balling.
* Sang in public.
* Been mountain climbing.
* Never jet skied.
* Never skied on snow.
* Never been on a nail biting roller coaster.
* And some other stuff that I couldn't possibly name on here :cool:

Is there still time?? :eek:

No worries, we got you covered.

You and the fam jetset to New York. Meet up with Vet who will take you to a casino, where you two can get drunk. Then go sing some karoke, hit the pool for some skinny dipping. Then once you have recovered the next morning, you jet set to California to meet up with Max. There you can continue your adventure of rafting, paint balling, etc. ;)

ladym123
05-19-2011, 08:18
well with Lady not ever being to NY...looks like you will have to make that trip up here after all. :) BYOB= Bring Your Own Body

What you mean as opposed to bringing someone elses? :rolleyes:

ladym123
05-19-2011, 08:18
No worries, we got you covered.

You and the fam jetset to New York. Meet up with Vet who will take you to a casino, where you two can get drunk. Then go sing some karoke, hit the pool for some skinny dipping. Then once you have recovered the next morning, you jet set to California to meet up with Max. There you can continue your adventure of rafting, paint balling, etc. ;)

Rofl! Sounds like the Hangover movie! :D

GriffinSentinel
05-19-2011, 09:22
Well this kinda puts a damper on long term goals doesn't it. On the other hand I wouldn't have to mow the lawn then. I now have mixed feelings about this. :D

CrzyChinook
05-19-2011, 09:45
OMG the vid wont work in this country!!! What's going to happen to us? Should we be filling our last days with all things we want to do before we die? I'm really concerned since I still haven't done so many things!

I have never:

* Been on holiday abroad with my husband and daughter.
* Got drunk with my husband.
* Been to a casino.
* Been white water rafting.
* Been to New York or California.
* Been skinny dipping.
* Played paint balling.
* Sang in public.
* Been mountain climbing.
* Never jet skied.
* Never skied on snow.
* Never been on a nail biting roller coaster.
* And some other stuff that I couldn't possibly name on here :cool:

Is there still time?? :eek:

hmmm??? :confused:

* Been on holiday abroad with my wife and kids...I meet them on leave in germany when i went to iraq the second time
:cool:
* Got drunk with my wife....been there done that..and will do some more when i get back
:p
* Been to a casino...Vegas baby had a blast there in 01!!and grew up with Atlantic City in my back yard!
;)
* Been white water rafting... up in the hills of Georgia...Helen.great little German town
:redface:
* Been to New York or California...been to both..one aunt in L.A. and one up in upstate NY
:D
* Been skinny dipping.. in the pool ..at the beach ..in the hot tub...crap where havent i skinny dipped
:rolleyes:
* Played paint balling...played in Savannah all the time too much fun and too many bruises!
:(
* Sang in public....does drunk count...and karaoke??lol
:p
* Been mountain climbing...did it a few times in Colorado scared the shit out of my self
:eek:
*........ jet skied...took my wife on our first date and jet skied ..love it
:)
* ........ skied on snow...France..Germany..Colorado...love skiing
:cool:
* ....... been on a nail biting roller coaster...i hit them every time we go to a theme park!! getting too old though last one made me dizzy!!
:rolleyes:
ok so does this im ready to die???

oh shit!!

i need to figure out more for the list to do???

ladym123
05-19-2011, 10:21
LOL Chinook....you really have lived huh? :D

Is there anything left to put on that list? :rolleyes:

Did you go to the moon yet? :cool:

CrzyChinook
05-19-2011, 11:03
LOL Chinook....you really have lived huh? :D

Is there anything left to put on that list? :rolleyes:

Did you go to the moon yet? :cool:

hey that was all done off duty...been around the globe on duty almost what? 2 1/2 times...learned how to breath water(dunkers training!!)NOT!...have SERE training(Survival, Evasion, Resistance and Escape)...been to alot of hot zones like....all over Balkans, Hati, SWA(Afghan,Kuwait,Iraq)and Egypt....had bullets,rockets and mortars throw towards me on numerous occasions...all intended to kill me ...yeah ive lived ..just not my choice most of the time!! lol

theres always something else...right now i would settle for a cold beer on my couch in my den playing my xbox on my 65 inch flat screen!!

the moon... wow never thought about that but way out of my price range!!:cool:

ladym123
05-19-2011, 11:12
theres always something else...right now i would settle for a cold beer on my couch in my den playing my xbox on my 65 inch flat screen!!

the moon... wow never thought about that but way out of my price range!!:cool:

Yes you're absolutely right...that's the most important thing in life...at home with the family... and the PS3 of course :cool: I guess I'll settle for what I have ...and that is absolutely perfect :)

Only a 4 more months Chinook! :)

CrzyChinook
05-19-2011, 11:23
Yes you're absolutely right...that's the most important thing in life...at home with the family... and the PS3 of course :cool: I guess I'll settle for what I have ...and that is absolutely perfect :)

Only a 4 more months Chinook! :)
nasty rumors going around im stuck till first part of Nov....i pray not but its more chunk of change before i leave ...all will go towards my new car of course!!

ladym123
05-19-2011, 12:31
nasty rumors going around im stuck till first part of Nov....i pray not but its more chunk of change before i leave ...all will go towards my new car of course!!

Aw no what about the BIG USMG welcome home party we have plann....oops! Me and my big mouth! ;)

A-25TH-ID-VET
05-19-2011, 22:47
What you mean as opposed to bringing someone elses? :rolleyes:Nope Lady you have to bring your Body...LOL what I was really meaning by that is.. Just come dont worry about the Booze part Ole Vet will cover that.

CrzyChinook
05-20-2011, 13:36
OK ITS MAY 21 2011 at 1201 ...no fraking doomsday?? no zombie Apocalypse....WTF:confused::confused:

saviger
05-20-2011, 14:09
still 20th here.... no zombies...yet:mad:

ladym123
05-20-2011, 15:47
OMG They are here!!! I see one on my sofa!!!

Oh no...that's my husband :rolleyes:

David_3033
05-21-2011, 08:31
Alright well it's the 21st and it's an absolutely beautiful day!! :cool:

River_Rat_459
05-21-2011, 09:26
Alright well it's the 21st and it's an absolutely beautiful day!! :cool:

Exactly. I still have to cut the lawn. I wouldn't want the world to end and someone say, "Wow, he sure was lazy when it came to lawn care." My curse in the afterlife would be to constantly mow lawns that grow a day after you cut them (as mine does now).

Besides that, the NASCAR All-Star race is on tonight. I have some sitting and drinking to do tonight.

After that, I only need two trophies to plat Killzone 3.

Yup, I have a pretty busy day. I'm afraid I can't schedule myself into the apocalypse today.

River_Rat_459
05-21-2011, 09:58
This explains the issue with the Mayan prediction of 2012 being the end of the world:

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MaximusR3
05-21-2011, 12:08
if my calculations are correct then earthquakes should be devastating the UK right about now........hmmm......

Better luck next time, religious radicals. 3rd time's a charm?

i really want to see an interview with some of the extremists that have thrown their lives away on this prediction, i think it will be interesting to see what they have to say

MaximusR3
05-21-2011, 13:29
my friend shared a photo album on facebook and i thought it was pretty hilarious so i thought i'd share a few of the pics


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I think Pakman was planning on doing something similar too :confused: lol

River_Rat_459
05-21-2011, 15:04
Those pics are epic! LOL!

Warhammer0351
05-21-2011, 16:07
Those are funny! But I like this one I got from a buddy taken about an hour ago.

David_3033
05-21-2011, 17:08
if my calculations are correct then earthquakes should be devastating the UK right about now........hmmm......

Better luck next time, religious radicals. 3rd time's a charm?

i really want to see an interview with some of the extremists that have thrown their lives away on this prediction, i think it will be interesting to see what they have to say

I wonder how many people commited suicide today, kind of like those Hail Bop comet crazy bastards that killed themselves while trying to get a ride to heaven's gate...

River_Rat_459
05-21-2011, 17:16
Well, it's Sunday, May 22nd, 11:15 a.m. in Auckland, New Zealand as of this posting. Looks like we made it.

We can now either worry about 2012, or whenever the supermarket tabloids tell us to....'cause they knows everything!

Ironhide400
05-21-2011, 17:32
Well, I am glad we are all still here. I do feel bad for the people that actually believed in it and gave up everything. Hopefully they can recover from their poor judgment.

A-25TH-ID-VET
05-21-2011, 18:21
I do feel bad for the people that actually believed in it and gave up everything. .I dont feel bad for the Simple Minded F's. Just another con man out there getting money from the Holy Rolling Bible Thumpers. I may take practice in this....Hell it all doing it in the Lords name..so, I will be able to still go to heaven...LOL

MaximusR3
05-22-2011, 00:15
why didn't the rapture go down as planned? This image may be able to shed some light on the reason...

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obtainedpilot
05-22-2011, 03:22
Haha funny pictures lol

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Warhammer0351
05-22-2011, 06:53
why didn't the rapture go down as planned? This image may be able to shed some light on the reason...

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Cuz Jesus wasn't eating a Slim Jim? OOOHHHHH YEAHHH!!!!!! LOL!!!