View Full Version : Funny Pseudo-Military Clans.
Timmy_2_Tones
10-20-2011, 01:18
Some of the funniest posers I have seen.....
This guy is on the MW3 Forum.
....if you have what it takes to join one of the most Elite Special Forces Clan over the Battlelog Network, then 1st Ranger Battalion may be good for you or other Special Forces....
.......As Master Sergent ledprince, I will take you through a series of test trials, training courses, and drills.
...You will learn on how to use the Military Phonetic Alphabet such as ALFA, BRAVO, CHARLIE, DELTA, FOXTROT, GAMMA, and so on.....
GAMMA..... Really?!?!?!
The Link (http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/7638721.page)
The Oppostion Force, further just OP4, is military realism clan, who teach you real life military tactics and strong tactical squad play.
Even if your average game score is 0/25, you still can be good OP4 member by supporting and following your higher ranked members.
The Link (http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/7398352.page)
I just think these are hilarious, I strongly recommend browsing those forums and pointing out the tools back here.
Lol he just skipped Echo altogether...
MaximusR3
10-20-2011, 01:57
Lol he just skipped Echo altogether...
lol that's because his phonetic alphabet is top secret, special forces only. They are so bad ass that they don't even need echo, and they spell alpha as alfa because it makes it closer associated with ALF, which in turn makes it more bad ass. and eats cats. And they say eff golf, they don't play that pansy crap, they shoot gamma rays out of their cock so G is Gamma, got it? too bad!
ladym123
10-20-2011, 07:40
Omg I'm so joining this clan ...because we never say Hooah! :p
Hooah rangers!:cool:
I'm saying it...Hooah Hooah Hooah :cool:
MARDIGRA21
10-20-2011, 08:35
lol that's because his phonetic alphabet is top secret, special forces only. They are so bad ass that they don't even need echo, and they spell alpha as alfa because it makes it closer associated with ALF, which in turn makes it more bad ass. and eats cats. And they say eff golf, they don't play that pansy crap, they shoot gamma rays out of their cock so G is Gamma, got it? too bad!
Lmao!!!!!
Ha gamma
lol that's because his phonetic alphabet is top secret, special forces only. They are so bad ass that they don't even need echo, and they spell alpha as alfa because it makes it closer associated with ALF, which in turn makes it more bad ass. and eats cats. And they say eff golf, they don't play that pansy crap, they shoot gamma rays out of their cock so G is Gamma, got it? too bad!
Well, Master Sergents spell it Alfa. Which is obviously better than Master Sergeants who spell it Alpha. Master Sergents are much more advanced than the lazy and inferior breed of Master Sergeants. For one, a Master Sergent's time is very valuable ... and he simply does not have time to employ the use of extra letters like Master Sergeants do. You see, Master Sergeants have all the time in the world to sit down and check their spelling, but with all the Spec Ops missions that Master Sergents have to run; there's just no time to worry about something as trivial as proper spelling. Indeed, a Master Sergeant might say, "Mission accomplished." But I Master Sergent doesn't even know how to spell the words.
What are you talking about, you just said "Hooah" 4 times right there..
Omg I'm so joining this clan ...because we never say Hooah! :p
Hooah rangers!:cool:
I'm saying it...Hooah Hooah Hooah :cool:
XxSilentxFartxX
10-20-2011, 12:46
Omg I'm so joining this clan ...because we never say Hooah! :p
Hooah rangers!:cool:
I'm saying it...Hooah Hooah Hooah :cool:
Uh Lady..What are you doing..In the context you are saying it sounds like you are just doing some heavy breathing...
don't tell her to stop, i'm almost done! :redface:
uh lady..what are you doing..in the context you are saying it sounds like you are just doing some heavy breathing...
don't tell her to stop, i'm almost done! :redface:
0_0
lolz anyway go check out that thread again, Smoke and I have thoroughly trolled it.
Ragingclue
10-20-2011, 15:13
WTF, why can't I find the User CP for the forums over there? I'd like to change my sig but I can't find the f'in CP.
WTF, why can't I find the User CP for the forums over there? I'd like to change my sig but I can't find the f'in CP.
here ya go buddy
Ragingclue
10-20-2011, 15:31
Yup I don't have that row of options.
I do however have "LOG IN" and "REGISTER" in the upper right. Meaning it thinks I'm not logged in. However, I am logged in, and when I click LOG IN, nothing happens. When I click REGISTER, the LOG IN part disappears and I'm logged in properly, but when I go back to the forums, it goes back to thinking I'm not logged in...? But I can still post...?
Ugh. My shit's AFU.
EDIT: cleared cache and all that other stuff. It worked.
Yup I don't have that row of options.
I do however have "LOG IN" and "REGISTER" in the upper right. Meaning it thinks I'm not logged in. However, I am logged in, and when I click LOG IN, nothing happens. When I click REGISTER, the LOG IN part disappears and I'm logged in properly, but when I go back to the forums, it goes back to thinking I'm not logged in...? But I can still post...?
Ugh. My shit's AFU.
EDIT: cleared cache and all that other stuff. It worked.
now go post and make him look like a deuch!
River_Rat_459
10-20-2011, 17:57
Well, Master Sergents spell it Alfa. Which is obviously better than Master Sergeants who spell it Alpha. Master Sergents are much more advanced than the lazy and inferior breed of Master Sergeants. For one, a Master Sergent's time is very valuable ... and he simply does not have time to employ the use of extra letters like Master Sergeants do. You see, Master Sergeants have all the time in the world to sit down and check their spelling, but with all the Spec Ops missions that Master Sergents have to run; there's just no time to worry about something as trivial as proper spelling. Indeed, a Master Sergeant might say, "Mission accomplished." But I Master Sergent doesn't even know how to spell the words.
Well see, Sergents is pronounced SUR-gents. This is derived from the word 'SURGE' which is defined as "A sudden powerful forward or upward movement". The Master Sergent foregoes spelling correctly in order to properly handle his badass forward motion tied to upping his K/D ratio to epic proportions.
Conversely, Sergeants is pronounced SAHR-gents. The SAHR reminds one of a pirate's "ARRH", which is just downright silly. Sergents are too busy to smile and/or laugh, let alone act like pirates.
well see, sergents is pronounced sur-gents. This is derived from the word 'surge' which is defined as "a sudden powerful forward or upward movement". The master sergent foregoes spelling correctly in order to properly handle his badass forward motion tied to upping his k/d ratio to epic proportions.
Conversely, sergeants is pronounced sahr-gents. The sahr reminds one of a pirate's "arrh", which is just downright silly. Sergents are too busy to smile and/or laugh, let alone act like pirates.
lmao!
Timmy_2_Tones
10-20-2011, 19:05
And we have another winner:
TO BE ABLE TO BE IN THE TEAM THAT WILL PLAY BF3 FOR PS3 EVERY DAY WITH ME YOU MUST HAVE DONE THESE THINGS:
HAVE AT LEAST A 1.75 KD IN THE BETA
HAVE A MIKE
LIVE IN AMERICA(EAST COAST PREFERABLE)
HAVE A GOOD GAMING TACTIC (DONT FOOL AROUND TAKE THE GAME SERIOUSLY)
NO LITTLE KIDS
SERIOUS GAMERS ONLY
I WANT A SERIOUS TEAM SO I CAN INVITE YOU GUYS AND WE CAN NEVER LOSE A MATCH BECUASE THATS HOW GOOD WE ARE GOING TO BE.
THIS IS NOT A CLAN IT IS JUST A GROUP FOR BF3.LIKE A FRIENDS LIST PARTY
The Link!!! (http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/7641000.page)
Wow, this guys must be good..... he is intense.
MaximusR3
10-20-2011, 19:13
he uses a MIKE, short for MIKEREFFONE, it makes it so you can make words into other people MIKEREFFONES
not a clan by the way, just very strict rules that surpass a typical clan's rules, but definitely not a clan...this is LIFE!
for being against little kids and wanting "mature gamers" this does come across as very immature and child like lol. Wait a minute.....
"I WANT A SERIOUS TEAM SO I CAN INVITE YOU GUYS AND WE CAN NEVER LOSE A MATCH BECUASE THATS HOW GOOD WE ARE GOING TO BE."
that sounds mildly familiar.....is this SWAG's new recruiting pitch? I guess the "alone we suck but together we suck less" line wasn't working so they went with this instead
Timmy_2_Tones
10-20-2011, 19:16
that sounds mildly familiar.....is this SWAG's new recruiting pitch? I guess the "alone we suck but together we suck less" line wasn't working so they went with this instead
http://robservations.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/thumbs-up-borat1.jpg
River_Rat_459
10-20-2011, 19:19
"i want a serious team so i can invite you guys and we can never lose a match becuase thats how good we are going to be."
that sounds mildly familiar.....is this swag's new recruiting pitch? I guess the "alone we suck but together we suck less" line wasn't working so they went with this instead
"we can never lose a match becuase we won't bother wasting our time spelling becuase correctly!"
MaximusR3
10-20-2011, 19:23
lol seriously though, what browser doesn't have integrated spell check these days?
Timmy_2_Tones
10-20-2011, 19:41
lol seriously though, what browser doesn't have integrated spell check these days?
Only the best ones.
lol seriously though, what browser doesn't have integrated spell check these days?
spell check? What's that? Is that the funny little red lines that show up after every other word? I had been wondering what that was ....
And we have another winner:
The Link!!! (http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/7641000.page)
Wow, this guys must be good..... he is intense.
lolz here is my reply to that thread...
"I AM SO INTENSE I USE ALL CAPS AND YELL AT YOU! I AM TO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND THE MEANING OF RECREATION. ME HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
*poof*"
ASignorelli
10-21-2011, 12:25
I trolled them too... small but fun
Pakman3000
10-21-2011, 12:46
Damn guys. From the maturity level being set at 14+ along with the misspellings, I'd reckon the guy is 14 years old. Obviously a "tryhard". Have mercy.
EDIT: OMG just saw black berets
http://blackberetssf.tk/
Love the song choice, but why don't guys wanna be Marines. You get a friggin sword, slay rockbeasts and stand side by side across the nation swinging rifles on the drill team. Suh-weet!
Pakman3000
10-21-2011, 13:05
BTW, let's not turn into those clans that stepped on our toes when we first started. Now off to my local mom and pop to see if they are breaking the BF3 streetdate.
David_3033
10-21-2011, 16:31
You wouldn't believe the amount of people I have run into that don't know how to spell Sergeant, even lots in the militree. They seem to always think it's sergent or sergant. Haha!
Pakman3000
10-21-2011, 21:26
You wouldn't believe the amount of people I have run into that don't know how to spell Sergeant, even lots in the militree. They seem to always think it's sergent or sergant. Haha!
Uh, that's why I just post "Sgt." LOL
ladym123
10-23-2011, 17:10
hooah!!!
I see that HOOAH! and raise you an AIR ASSAULT!
MaximusR3
10-24-2011, 17:50
ERR
and that's all i got to say about that....(needed more characters since there is a 5 character minimum lol)
toby2533
10-25-2011, 06:16
Your hurting my ears its HooRah!!
GriffinSentinel
10-25-2011, 10:29
I was told it was pronounced Hooah. Although it is different in each branch, so what ever floats your boat right.
I think it's Hooah for the Army/Air force, Hooyah for the Navy and Oorah for Marines.
MaximusR3
10-25-2011, 10:36
I think it's Hooah for the Army/Air force, Hooyah for the Navy and Oorah for Marines.
yeah, each branch has their own thing. within the marines i've seen it hoorah as well as Oorah but truth be told, the only ones i've ever heard say it hoorah were corpsman or other navy personnel that spend a lot of time with marines lol
yeah, each branch has their own thing. within the marines i've seen it hoorah as well as Oorah but truth be told, the only ones i've ever heard say it hoorah were corpsman or other navy personnel that spend a lot of time with marines lol
Yea and then every Division has a motto(101st Airborne is "Air Assault!"), and then every Brigade has one too(3rd Brigade, 187th INF is "Rakassan!"). You use a different motto depending on where you are. Its....complicated.
hooah!!! I've got your Hooah!!!!!!!! right here sexy lady (about 7 round’s worth).
Heh!! Those were for me... Uggggggggg yeah... finished... :redface:
I've got your Hooah!!!!!!!! right here sexy lady (about 7 round’s worth).
Heh!! Those were for me... Uggggggggg yeah... finished... :redface:
Really Smoke, I don't know what to say....I'm all a flutter. Come to daddy big boy, Jack will show a whole new world.
ladym123
10-25-2011, 17:08
Jack and Smoke hit the naughty step right now! :p
Missed you though Jack...glad you're back ;)
Jack and Smoke hit the naughty step right now! :p
Missed you though Jack...glad you're back ;) Glad to be back beautiful. heard, you were a bad girl while I was gone.
ladym123
10-25-2011, 17:33
Glad to be back beautiful. heard, you were a bad girl while I was gone.
Haha! Oh that Smoke is such a stirrer! :rolleyes:
Haha! Oh that Smoke is such a stirrer! :rolleyes: It's ok, I love it when you're naughty.
ladym123
10-25-2011, 17:42
It's ok, I love it when you're naughty.
Well actually Jack if truth be told...I haven't been around here all that much :p
HOWEVER, now you're back... AND MW3 in 2 weeks...I m a gonna have to make more of an effort :D
It'll be just like old times soon enough! Can't wait! ;)
Well actually Jack if truth be told...I haven't been around here all that much :p
HOWEVER, now you're back... AND MW3 in 2 weeks...I m a gonna have to make more of an effort :D
It'll be just like old times soon enough! Can't wait! ;) I the love the imagery of what you just put forth. Right now, I'm picturing you making the effort in a soaking wet tank top and a pair of cut-off jean shorts.
ladym123
10-25-2011, 17:48
I the love the imagery of what you just put forth. Right now, I'm picturing you making the effort in a soaking wet tank top and a pair of cut-off jean shorts.
hmmm...you got all that from what I said? Wow you're good Jack! rofl! :rolleyes:
hmmm...you got all that from what I said? Wow you're good Jack! rofl! :rolleyes:
I can't help it. When I think of you, these things just come naturally.
ladym123
10-25-2011, 17:56
I can't help it. When I think of you, these things just come naturally.
Jack its the middle of the night and late October...I tend not to sit around in cut off denims and wet t-shirts about now :redface:
MaximusR3
10-25-2011, 17:58
I tend not to sit around in cut off denims and wet t-shirts about now :redface:
you didn't rule out the possibility though :p
Jack its the middle of the night and late October...I tend not to sit around in cut off denims and wet t-shirts about now :redface:
This is true but in my sun soaked paradise of my mind... you most certainly do.
ladym123
10-25-2011, 17:59
you didn't rule out the possibility though :p
well yeah ok sometimes I sit around in the middle of the night in late October wearing a wet t-shirt and cut off denims silly! Just not tonight Max! :p
you didn't rule out the possibility though :p You would make a fine lawyer Max.
well yeah ok sometimes I sit around in the middle of the night in late October wearing a wet t-shirt and cut off denims silly! Just not tonight Max! :p Keep that up and I will have to change my man-thong at this rate.
ladym123
10-25-2011, 18:10
You would make a fine lawyer Max.
Oh Jack....I bet the rest of USMG have missed your thong talk and our thread hijacking sooooo much! lmao! ;)
Oh Jack....I bet the rest of USMG have missed your thong talk and our thread hijacking sooooo much! lmao! ;) I'm trying to be on my best and only... my best behavior.
ladym123
10-25-2011, 18:16
I'm trying to be on my best and only... my best behavior.
Yeah? How's that working out for ya lol?:rolleyes:
Yeah? How's that working out for ya lol?:rolleyes: I'd say pretty well, wouldn't you.
ladym123
10-25-2011, 18:20
I'd say pretty well, wouldn't you.
lmao!!
ahem...yeah its going well :rolleyes:
lmao!!
ahem...yeah its going well :rolleyes:
I should hope so.
obtainedpilot
10-26-2011, 03:31
Hmm now this thread makes me want to watch the ranger promo video lmao
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Ugggggg aahhhhh owwwnwwwwwweeeeee!!!!
Ohhh shucks.. shower time... :rolleyes::redface:
sit around in cut off denims and wet t-shirts about now :redface:
ladym123
10-26-2011, 06:24
Ugggggg aahhhhh owwwnwwwwwweeeeee!!!!
Ohhh shucks.. shower time... :rolleyes::redface:
Smoke!!!!! :p
Ugggggg aahhhhh owwwnwwwwwweeeeee!!!!
Ohhh shucks.. shower time... :rolleyes::redface: You know it baby lol!!!
shower time lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4JeiWp74Rg&feature=related
ApollosArrow89
10-26-2011, 22:45
*Starts singing* Woh....Woh.......Woh. LOL Now should i pick up that soap now? Hmmm decisions decisions
ASignorelli
10-27-2011, 05:58
Should rename this thread to WTF?! it's just more suitable.
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