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ladym123
11-03-2011, 09:35
My friends Macbook has a blue screen and wont boot up.

Any suggestions?
CrzyChinook
11-03-2011, 09:53
use it as a door stop?
ladym123
11-03-2011, 10:04
use it as a door stop?

Sensible ones please, this is a serious thread you know...for grown ups!

If you want to be childish and add silly, immature comments then go and read Smoke's threads.

I only have time for intellectual things here sorry :rolleyes:
MARDIGRA21
11-03-2011, 10:21
A paper weight then
Tblazer13
11-03-2011, 10:30
Remove windows? :p

Without being more specific there isn't much we can do, a blue screen could mean a lot of things. Is it important to retain the data on the computer? Or can it simply be reset?
GriffinSentinel
11-03-2011, 10:31
maybe a cutting board then?
CrzyChinook
11-03-2011, 10:53
sorry lady you said a bad word..."Macbook"...which is apple...not that many apple fanboys here
squidfamily1
11-03-2011, 10:53
Headstone for Jobs maybe. What? Too soon?
GriffinSentinel
11-03-2011, 11:01
Headstone for Jobs maybe. What? Too soon?

A bit too soon. That and there's probably already one installed in his headstone to begin with.
squidfamily1
11-03-2011, 11:08
A bit too soon. That and there's probably already one installed in his headstone to begin with.

Yeah but the battery loses 15% an hour even when it's not being used
jxspyder
11-03-2011, 11:12
Sensible ones please, this is a serious thread you know...for grown ups!

If you want to be childish and add silly, immature comments then go and read Smoke's threads.

I only have time for intellectual things here sorry :rolleyes:

And you actually typed this out with a straight face? That's impressive.

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ladym123
11-03-2011, 12:03
Yes boys thank you...Oh Lol lol lol my sides are splitting :rolleyes:

Anyway thanks Tbazer I will get it off her tomorrow and try a few things first that Ironhide suggested ...and see what seems to be the specific problem as she didn't give me any more details than that... cos she has blonde hair ;)
smoke
11-03-2011, 12:22
wait wait wait, are we talking about a laptop or her cloths???

I just can't help myself Lady, you make it too easy... ;);)


I will get it off her tomorrow and try a few things first
jxspyder
11-03-2011, 13:28
wait wait wait, are we talking about a laptop or her cloths???

I just can't help myself Lady, you make it too easy... ;);)

Video or it didn't happen!!

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ladym123
11-03-2011, 16:40
wait wait wait, are we talking about a laptop or her cloths???

I just can't help myself Lady, you make it too easy... ;);)

Oh yeah her clothes of course.

Yeah we usually do that when she calls round...we take off all our clothes and get naked and rub oil into each other and enjoy each other and...well you get the picture. Don't wanna bore you with the details.

Anyway, when we're done we will see if we can fix her Macbook maybe. :rolleyes:
MARDIGRA21
11-03-2011, 16:44
Oh yeah her clothes of course.

Yeah we usually do that when she calls round...we take off all our clothes and get naked and rub oil into each other and enjoy each other and...well you get the picture. Don't wanna bore you with the details.

Anyway, when we're done we will see if we can fix her Macbook maybe. :rolleyes:

Pics or didn't happen
MaximusR3
11-03-2011, 18:52
i was beginning to wonder why Jack hasn't chimed in but I think Lady gave him a heart attack with that last post. I'm sure once he gets back from the ER he'll have something man-thong and coconut oil related to say. That or he's on a plane to Wales as we speak, spy gear in tow
ladym123
11-03-2011, 20:13
Pics or didn't happen

Oh may as well just webcam in on us Mardi and save me time emailing :rolleyes:
ladym123
11-03-2011, 20:15
i was beginning to wonder why Jack hasn't chimed in but I think Lady gave him a heart attack with that last post. I'm sure once he gets back from the ER he'll have something man-thong and coconut oil related to say. That or he's on a plane to Wales as we speak, spy gear in tow

Yeah my security lights been on and off all night ...oh wait...Does he have a black and white cat suit? Yeah I saw him sitting on the fence earlier when I went to check!
smoke
11-04-2011, 08:59
Just got back from the hospital, only a minor attack.. DR says I'll be fine as long as I take it easy from the over-excitement. :redface:


i was beginning to wonder why Jack hasn't chimed in but I think Lady gave him a heart attack with that last post. I'm sure once he gets back from the ER he'll have something man-thong and coconut oil related to say. That or he's on a plane to Wales as we speak, spy gear in tow