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So here's the deal: An alien shows up at your doorstep and hands you a time travel device, then explains that it can only be used once and that you can go back and change the past or visit the future. What would you do?
toby2533
11-15-2011, 14:48
Well Havok, my self serving thing is I would go back to early junior high and tell myself all the name of girls who told me at class reunions they wanted to go out with me, now to say there were some major hot girls, who were hot then, but not now believe me 20 and 25 class reunions when you, say wow I dated that I'm glad we broke up. I guess some people don't age that well.
Also would tell myself to by apple stock, CISCO and google stock.
River_Rat_459
11-15-2011, 15:16
I wouldn't have eaten tacos last night. :(
Lol nobody wants to go back and kill Hitler?
ladym123
11-15-2011, 19:36
I would go back to NOT start smoking... so that I would not have done it for all those years... and not have to go through the agony of quitting :p
eightyduecejmpr
11-15-2011, 20:08
I'd tell her I'm sorry instead of acting like a tough guy.
toby2533
11-15-2011, 20:29
kill hilter might send unknown changes in time vortex, WWII might not have happened your grandmother met some other guy and poof your gone.
kill hilter might send unknown changes in time vortex, WWII might not have happened your grandmother met some other guy and poof your gone.
Hmm...true.
I'd tell her I'm sorry instead of acting like a tough guy.
Man I know I've made that mistake before. I'd need more than one trip in the time machine....
I have a firm "don't mess with time" policy. Law of Unforeseen Consequences and all.
River_Rat_459
11-16-2011, 08:26
I would go back to NOT start smoking... so that I would not have done it for all those years... and not have to go through the agony of quitting :p
I can second that thought wholeheartedly!
I would go with the Stock idea too. Also tell myself wear the knee brace one more play. Blew my knee out about 7 yrs ago. been a hop along player ever since.
squidfamily1
11-16-2011, 10:39
Screw the stock, go back with that last set of 250mill powerball numbers. $1 out of pocket.
That's true squid that its easier. but if invested right the stock is billions. and you lose 80 million off the bat with taxes
jxspyder
11-16-2011, 13:05
I don't know about all you guys who think you need billions.....I'm happy with the 10 million I would require to live out the rest of my life, living strictly on the interest. 250k a year is fine for me.
Though if I wanted to go big, I'd convince my dad not to sell the stock left in my name for 200 bucks. After all, McDonalds and Microsoft won't go anywhere........
x_31BX_x
11-16-2011, 13:22
I would travel to the future and pick up a sports almanac. :confused:
MjolnirActual
11-16-2011, 13:24
Ok call me stupid .... (waiting)
I'd go forward ... just to see what happens ... look at how far and how fast we have come since 1941... can you imagine how much we could accomplish buy the year 3000 or more?
Granted it could be one really frakked up one way ride into the Zombie or Robot apocalypse but damn it would be an adventure.
Then again you guys that have gotten to know me by now, know I'm 40 going on 14 any way *LOL* so what do I know. :)
squidfamily1
11-16-2011, 13:46
That's true squid that its easier. but if invested right the stock is billions. and you lose 80 million off the bat with taxes
You'd still end up with less net what you originally pay for the stock, and I don't if this is a newsflash to you or not but you're still gonna pay tax on any gain for the stock
squidfamily1
11-16-2011, 13:52
I don't know about all you guys who think you need billions.....I'm happy with the 10 million I would require to live out the rest of my life, living strictly on the interest. 250k a year is fine for me.
Though if I wanted to go big, I'd convince my dad not to sell the stock left in my name for 200 bucks. After all, McDonalds and Microsoft won't go anywhere........
Where are you getting 2.5%? don't forget the tax too
jxspyder
11-16-2011, 14:38
Where are you getting 2.5%? don't forget the tax too
Couple of different credit unions go up to 4%, depending on your account type.
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I would go back and perform a better PMCS of my F-14 so that when me and Goose have to punch out, if we ever have to, he won't break his neck on the canopy....wait...that wasnt me....
River_Rat_459
11-17-2011, 09:20
i would go back and perform a better pmcs of my f-14 so that when me and goose have to punch out, if we ever have to, he won't break his neck on the canopy....wait...that wasnt me....
lmao!
MjolnirActual
11-17-2011, 09:25
I would go back and perform a better PMCS of my F-14 so that when me and Goose have to punch out, if we ever have to, he won't break his neck on the canopy....wait...that wasnt me....
Best Post Ever!
*ROTFLMAO*
Thanks, I was watching Top Gun at the time and it just came to me that not only would that NEVER have happened in a flat spin, but a proper PMCS might have prevented it too. :)
thanks, i was watching top gun at the time and it just came to me that not only would that never have happened in a flat spin, but a proper pmcs might have prevented it too. :)
that is awesome!!!!!
Ironhide400
11-17-2011, 14:32
So here's the deal: An alien shows up at your doorstep and hands you a time travel device, then explains that it can only be used once and that you can go back and change the past or visit the future. What would you do?
WHOA WAIT A MINUTE.....are you all crazy?? An ALIEN shows up at your doorstep with a strange device and says it can only be used once for time travel....AND YOU ALL BELIEVE HIM??
BTW....pics or it didn't happen....LMFAO!!:rolleyes:
Deleted. Mistaken post...
KaNtSt0PMeH
06-22-2013, 14:29
If I could go back in time I would trounce Guillermo's mom when she was much younger... she's a vixen now... God only knows what she was capable with some limber muscles lol
If I could go back in time I would trounce Guillermo's mom when she was much younger... she's a vixen now... God only knows what she was capable with some limber muscles lol
And Ollie would probably end up with blue eyes lol
SSG_Guillermo
06-23-2013, 10:08
If I could go back in time I would trounce Guillermo's mom when she was much younger... she's a vixen now... God only knows what she was capable with some limber muscles lol
And Ollie would probably end up with blue eyes lol
LMAO...my Mom has a college pic of herself and see looks like Sigourney Weaver in Alien.
- sent from The Jerry Springer Show where I just found out Jared's Mom loves me and has disowned him...YAY!!!
jxspyder
06-23-2013, 12:17
LMAO...my Mom has a college pic of herself and see looks like Sigourney Weaver in Alien.
- sent from The Jerry Springer Show where I just found out Jared's Mom loves me and has disowned him...YAY!!!
Pfft, that'd be perfect for his Ripley face-hugger fantasy.
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bulletmagnet
06-24-2013, 06:17
I'd go back and look up Jimi Hendrix...or Bruce Lee
jgreco138
06-24-2013, 06:35
So here's the deal: An alien shows up at your doorstep and hands you a time travel device, then explains that it can only be used once and that you can go back and change the past or visit the future. What would you do?
The alien said it can only be used once. So when you go back or forward are you stuck there forever? If so that changes a lot of things. I'd probably go back to the '40's and try and hook up with some chicks. They were hotter back then.
The alien said it can only be used once. So when you go back or forward are you stuck there forever? If so that changes a lot of things. I'd probably go back to the '40's and try and hook up with some chicks. They were hotter back then.
Think of it as a Round trip package deal, you can use it once and return if you like.
GhostOverride
06-24-2013, 09:04
I would go back and prevent the existence of the Snooki from the Jersey Shore...taking out any other annoying celebs born that year
iamthesgt
06-24-2013, 09:14
I'd take tech devices of varying levels back a few hundred years, with the accompanying manuals, and jump-start the technical revolution a few centuries early.
KaNtSt0PMeH
06-25-2013, 17:48
Fuck that... we would be using the iPhone 150 or something
GhostOverride
06-25-2013, 17:58
Fuck that... we would be using the iPhone 150 or something
Na Skynet wouldn't allow that to happen lol
jxspyder
06-25-2013, 18:11
Na Skynet wouldn't allow that to happen lol
Assuming, of course, Skynet isn't using it.
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I would go back and prevent the existence of the Snooki from the Jersey Shore...taking out any other annoying celebs born that year
That's a lot of work
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I would do some things that I cannot say here to people I dislike and go back in time and cover it up. Kinda angry lately.
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iamthesgt
06-25-2013, 19:57
Fuck that... we would be using the iPhone 150 or something
Well I wouldn't take back any Apple devices, that's for sure lol
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GhostOverride
06-25-2013, 19:58
That's a lot of work
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I think it would be worth the effort and I'm sure I could recruit some help for that noble cause lol
iamthesgt
06-25-2013, 20:11
I think it would be worth the effort and I'm sure I could recruit some help for that noble cause lol
I'd help!
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jgreco138
06-25-2013, 20:47
Ok here's my official answer. I would go back to 1994 and do anything I possibly could to prevent Jeremy and Pattie Beiber from procreating.
Timmy_2_Tones
06-25-2013, 21:37
Deleted. Mistaken post...
Way to Necro an old post..... Sheesh.
I am making some assumptions, I am going to carry a box of standard mechanics tools and my hand gun. I would go back to the year 0 and build a car (it will be a shitty car but it will run) then I would drive to Rome and convince everyone I was a Wizard and shoot all of the non-believers with my "Death Finger". Then I would reign supreme over the world and introduce Moon-shine to everyone. My hope is that after generations of utterly extreme drunks, my name would live forever as the best evil wizard of all time. And of course I will use my current knowledge to shape the world to my liking, you will all pay for your insolence. BOW TO YOUR EVIL WIZARD KING!!!!
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Way to Necro an old post..... Sheesh.
Nah, I was trying to post a quote from this thread into another thread and it posted here instead somehow, so I deleted it...kinda lol Either way, it resurrected a dead thread!
iamthesgt
06-26-2013, 07:05
I am making some assumptions, I am going to carry a box of standard mechanics tools and my hand gun. I would go back to the year 0 and build a car (it will be a shitty car but it will run) then I would drive to Rome and convince everyone I was a Wizard and shoot all of the non-believers with my "Death Finger". Then I would reign supreme over the world and introduce Moon-shine to everyone. My hope is that after generations of utterly extreme drunks, my name would live forever as the best evil wizard of all time. And of course I will use my current knowledge to shape the world to my liking, you will all pay for your insolence. BOW TO YOUR EVIL WIZARD KING!!!!
Well...wouldn't that be interesting.
iamthesgt
06-26-2013, 07:06
Ok here's my official answer. I would go back to 1994 and do anything I possibly could to prevent Jeremy and Pattie Beiber from procreating.
Amen to this!
GhostOverride
06-26-2013, 07:35
Ok here's my official answer. I would go back to 1994 and do anything I possibly could to prevent Jeremy and Pattie Beiber from procreating.
I'll help you out with this one if you help me take down snooki!
iamthesgt
06-26-2013, 07:56
I'll help you out with this one if you help me take down snooki!
Sounds like we need a hit list!
jgreco138
06-26-2013, 07:56
I'll help you out with this one if you help me take down snooki!
Deal. A small flame near that hair and she's done.
careful guys, you could mix the genes and get a bieber snooki
jgreco138
06-26-2013, 14:18
careful guys, you could mix the genes and get a bieber snooki
I'd have to check the back of that child's head for the number of the beast. Damian Snooki Bieber... yikes.
USMC0369
06-26-2013, 16:16
So first I'd take the time travel device and stab the alien in the face. NOT because I'm racist against aliens, it's just that it flares up my overly aggressive personality (some say PTSD, but don't judge me) when a Jehovah witness wanna be with no discernible facial features (i.e, nose or ears) shows up and tries to sell me the next best thing. The last guy who did that tried to give me tootsie rolls, and lure me into a rusted out van that said free candy on the side, with blacked out windows. Creepy right? Well, holy shit if did I not have the time of my life in there, he had the best games and fluffy animals.
Ok, ok ,ok I'm getting off topic. Yes, so I would travel back to the exact moment of my conception with my parents. I would jump out of the closet (now I'm not watching them, ugh, I'm not weird, just right at the end) and slap a $50 bill on my dads ass, scream YUUTTTTT, and run out of the room singing "Baby got back!" By Sir Mix Alot.
The End!!
NwG_SnakeEyes
06-26-2013, 16:22
So first I'd take the time travel device and stab the alien in the face. NOT because I'm racist against aliens, it's just that it flares up my overly aggressive personality (some say PTSD, but don't judge me) when a Jehovah witness wanna be with no discernible facial features (i.e, nose or ears) shows up and tries to sell me the next best thing. The last guy who did that tried to give me tootsie rolls, and lure me into a rusted out van that said free candy on the side, with blacked out windows. Creepy right? Well, holy shit if did I not have the time of my life in there, he had the best games and fluffy animals.
Ok, ok ,ok I'm getting off topic. Yes, so I would travel back to the exact moment of my conception with my parents. I would jump out of the closet (now I'm not watching them, ugh, I'm not weird, just right at the end) and slap a $50 bill on my dads ass, scream YUUTTTTT, and run out of the room singing "Baby got back!" By Sir Mix Alot.
The End!!
LMFAO. I may or may not have laughed so hard that I pissed my pants.
USMC0369
06-26-2013, 16:41
Haha if I don't get these things out of my head then there is no room for solving the great physics problems of our times........ Yea right I'm a Marine, I'm to damn stupid for that lol. Ooooo look shiny.....:crazy:
iamthesgt
06-26-2013, 17:21
So first I'd take the time travel device and stab the alien in the face. NOT because I'm racist against aliens, it's just that it flares up my overly aggressive personality (some say PTSD, but don't judge me) when a Jehovah witness wanna be with no discernible facial features (i.e, nose or ears) shows up and tries to sell me the next best thing. The last guy who did that tried to give me tootsie rolls, and lure me into a rusted out van that said free candy on the side, with blacked out windows. Creepy right? Well, holy shit if did I not have the time of my life in there, he had the best games and fluffy animals.
Ok, ok ,ok I'm getting off topic. Yes, so I would travel back to the exact moment of my conception with my parents. I would jump out of the closet (now I'm not watching them, ugh, I'm not weird, just right at the end) and slap a $50 bill on my dads ass, scream YUUTTTTT, and run out of the room singing "Baby got back!" By Sir Mix Alot.
The End!!
Well...um...that was...interesting
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GhostOverride
06-26-2013, 17:35
Well...um...that was...interesting
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Seconded! LMAO wow...that's all I can say lol
Timmy_2_Tones
06-26-2013, 18:37
So first I'd take the time travel device and stab the alien in the face. NOT because I'm racist against aliens, it's just that it flares up my overly aggressive personality (some say PTSD, but don't judge me) when a Jehovah witness wanna be with no discernible facial features (i.e, nose or ears) shows up and tries to sell me the next best thing. The last guy who did that tried to give me tootsie rolls, and lure me into a rusted out van that said free candy on the side, with blacked out windows. Creepy right? Well, holy shit if did I not have the time of my life in there, he had the best games and fluffy animals.
Ok, ok ,ok I'm getting off topic. Yes, so I would travel back to the exact moment of my conception with my parents. I would jump out of the closet (now I'm not watching them, ugh, I'm not weird, just right at the end) and slap a $50 bill on my dads ass, scream YUUTTTTT, and run out of the room singing "Baby got back!" By Sir Mix Alot.
The End!!
WTF did I just read.
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GhostOverride
06-26-2013, 19:21
WTF did I just read.
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I knew he would fit in...we just got more crazy in our crazy lmao
iamthesgt
06-26-2013, 19:48
I knew he would fit in...we just got more crazy in our crazy lmao
We already have a lot of crazy here too!
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Timmy_2_Tones
06-26-2013, 21:59
We already have a lot of crazy here too!
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A lot of crazy is still an understatement.
iamthesgt
06-27-2013, 06:06
A lot of crazy is still an understatement.
That's true.
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GhostOverride
06-27-2013, 06:42
A lot of crazy is still an understatement.
Wouldn't be the same without it though...wouldn't change a thing lmao....oooooo pie
ssandersjr
06-30-2013, 14:00
So first I'd take the time travel device and stab the alien in the face. NOT because I'm racist against aliens, it's just that it flares up my overly aggressive personality (some say PTSD, but don't judge me) when a Jehovah witness wanna be with no discernible facial features (i.e, nose or ears) shows up and tries to sell me the next best thing. The last guy who did that tried to give me tootsie rolls, and lure me into a rusted out van that said free candy on the side, with blacked out windows. Creepy right? Well, holy shit if did I not have the time of my life in there, he had the best games and fluffy animals.
Ok, ok ,ok I'm getting off topic. Yes, so I would travel back to the exact moment of my conception with my parents. I would jump out of the closet (now I'm not watching them, ugh, I'm not weird, just right at the end) and slap a $50 bill on my dads ass, scream YUUTTTTT, and run out of the room singing "Baby got back!" By Sir Mix Alot.
The End!!
Lol another jack in the house or would this a twin of Ollie
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