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River_Rat_459
12-04-2011, 09:38
I'll start this thread. Anyone can just jump in and add to as we go along. If we get through 12 days and anyone has ideas for more lyrics, then that person can start a new round so long as the first song is complete.

Copy and paste lyrics of the person who posted before you beneath yours, just as if the song was being sung.


On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A new bottle of Jim Beam
jxspyder
12-04-2011, 13:42
On the second day of christmas, my true love gave to me...

Two fifths of Johnny
And a new bottle of Jim Beam.
x_31BX_x
12-04-2011, 13:45
Three round burst
Two fifths of Johnny
And a new bottle of Jim Beam
RighteousKil187
12-04-2011, 15:18
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Four hand gernades
Three round burst
Two fifths of Johnny
and a new bottle of Jim Bean
smoke
12-04-2011, 16:02
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

A SILVER STRIPPER POLE!

Four hand gernades
Three round burst
Two fifths of Johnny
and a new bottle of Jim Bean
toby2533
12-04-2011, 16:12
six strippers striping, one goes with the other
ASignorelli
12-04-2011, 16:29
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Seven lamps of genies

Six strippers striping
Five SILVER STRIPPER POLES!
Four grenades of throwing
Three rounds of bursting
Two fifths of Johnny
and a new bottle of Jim Bean

I changed it up to fit the song better... :-)
ApollosArrow89
12-04-2011, 21:32
On the eigth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Eight Mortar rounds go flying

Seven lamps of genies
Six strippers striping
Five SILVER STRIPPER POLES!
Four grenades of throwing
Three rounds of bursting
Two fifths of Johnny
and a new bottle of Jim Bean
CrzyChinook
12-05-2011, 00:30
On the Ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Nine Rocket's Xploding...

Eight Mortar rounds go flying
Seven lamps of genies
Six strippers striping
Five SILVER STRIPPER POLES!
Four grenades of throwing
Three rounds of bursting
Two fifths of Johnny
and a new bottle of Jim Bean
SSG_Guillermo
12-05-2011, 12:18
On the Tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Ten Hours of PT...

Nine Rocket's Xploding
Eight Mortar rounds go flying
Seven lamps of genies
Six strippers striping
Five SILVER STRIPPER POLES!
Four grenades of throwing
Three rounds of bursting
Two fifths of Johnny
and a new bottle of Jim Bean
River_Rat_459
12-07-2011, 15:14
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

Eleven threads of hijacking

Ten Hours of PT
Nine Rocket's Xploding
Eight Mortar rounds go flying
Seven lamps of genies
Six strippers stripping
Five SILVER STRIPPER POLES!
Four grenades of throwing
Three rounds of bursting
Two fifths of Johnny
and a new bottle of Jim Beam
jxspyder
12-07-2011, 15:28
On the twelth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

12 shotgun shells

Eleven threads of hijacking
Ten Hours of PT
Nine Rocket's Xploding
Eight Mortar rounds go flying
Seven lamps of genies
Six strippers stripping
Five SILVER STRIPPER POLES!
Four grenades of throwing
Three rounds of bursting
Two fifths of Johnny
and a new bottle of Jim Beam

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ASignorelli
12-08-2011, 07:40
The end! :-)
ApollosArrow89
12-09-2011, 20:00
Awwww its over :(
River_Rat_459
12-09-2011, 20:20
Awwww its over :(

Start a new one! :cool:
jxspyder
12-10-2011, 00:47
On the first day of christmas, McSanta gave to me.......

A '67 Mustang GT.

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toby2533
12-10-2011, 07:10
2 blond twins a shagging,

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River_Rat_459
12-10-2011, 15:12
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Three French maids
Two blonde twins a shagging
And a '67 Mustang GT