Unicorn leader election '12

[KaNtSt0PMeH]

For all you maggots, pukes, and other forms of "poor people" who aren't support the Unicorn Revolution this election does not pertain to you and you should go hide in a corner cause this shit is about to get Magical. I don't care who you vote for as long as it's me because Jump and Sgt Guillermo are not going to listen to your pleas. The Unicorn Kingdom MUST have a voice of the people to spread the ROY G BIV destruction all over the enemies faceholes.

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[airbornedaddie]

1. The chick Kant is offering is his adopted kid sister, Patty, who totally has HIV, its not full blown AIDS yet, so you got a couple months or a year of good times as long as you use 2 jimmys and a can of Raid for the bugs.

2. AIDS..shes got fuckin AIDS guys...better to Michael Jackson (RIP) your shit....JUST BEAT IT!

3. I'm a proven natural leader and can rally troops: He can shoot good at MW3 and load the fuck out of a jet.

4. I owned the godddam Unicorn 1st Prestige, so I'm more prepared to defend our Unicorn Emblem with funny ass comebacks (YOU SUCK MY GOOTCH if asked by an asshole what USMG stands for...yeah, thats mine Jared, don't steal it too) and victory speeches that will shut up the losers and make them respect our clans choice to rock unicorns proudly!

5. I'm constantly striving for more Unicorn emblems and esprit de corp with the existing unicorn crew: he strives for his own agenda (Prestige 10 LVL 80 is strong numbers, did he boost, or take a Infinity Ward whopper of a weiner in the brown eye?)

Do the right thing...vote Jump..."Real Leadership, Real Representation, in Real Time...Real Talk!"

[KaNtSt0PMeH]

Proven leader surely not by example! We're talking VIDJA GAMES SIR! You might be able to jump out of a perfectly good airplane but past that you're clearly not leadership material for the power of the rainbow! The funny thing about my sister Patty is she has a higher KD then you and is less likely to panic toob! Haha... HIV?! That's what condoms are for! Not like these men are looking for damn relationships! Ron Paul comparison? Sure you can go there cause he's an educated man trying to save AMERICA. Unlike Obama's non-plan having ass. Prestige level 10 by the sheer madness I create on the battlefield sir.

DO THE RIGHT THING and vote for a leader who wears the unicorn proudly... and represents it from the top of leaderboard not somewhere in the middle.

[SSG_Guillermo]

Free cookies and beer for everyone!!!...Plus this chick in my Ad campaign will do WHATEVER you want for you...;)...

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Pictures caught taken of Kantstopmeh during after hours...

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[ValhallaCQC]

I may not have the divine right to post on this issue, but I will offer my services to jump and kill any man that walks the earth. That's the best I can do until I can fly the colors...

[DaddyDietrich]

I may not have the divine right to post on this issue, but I will offer my services to jump and kill any man that walks the earth. That's the best I can do until I can fly the colors...

Well im kind a confused on this is all about. But ok. Ssg g. That unicorn pic was disturbing. But I suck at last stand.

[JBas83]

Had to go with SSG G.......he offered beer....

[SSG_Guillermo]

Had to go with SSG G.......he offered beer....

WOOHOO!!!...:cool:...Thanks bro!!!

[Shadowdawn]

Stop Unicorn on Unicorn Violence. This is not what the Power of the Horn is for. How dare you try and use the magic of the great ones against each other. Shame on all of you for trying to usurp the rightful place of the Magestic Ones. Cease your folly and come back to the rainbow before you destroy what has been built.


STOP UNICORN ON UNICORN VIOLENCE!

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[obtainedpilot]

Unicorns ftw

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[Bull3tBait]

Unicorns ftw

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Hahahaha That was an Amazon special not that long ago =)


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[toby2533]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HMKLA2MWok

For some strange reason some one made this and I thought it would fit this thread.

[ROMAD21]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hmkla2mwok

for some strange reason some one made this and i thought it would fit this thread.


lmao!!!!!!

[saviger]

wtf is this crap

[SSG_Guillermo]

wtf is this crap

LMAO...You got the unicorn emblem yet?

[clarkness7112100]

Wow........just wow.......I think I will stick with BF3......wow.....

[jxspyder]

Wow........just wow.......I think I will stick with BF3......wow.....

Don't hate cause your jealous.

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[saviger]

You guys are bad as the "bronie" movement

[FrwdObsvr82ABN]

1. The chick Kant is offering is his adopted kid sister, Patty, who totally has HIV, its not full blown AIDS yet, so you got a couple months or a year of good times as long as you use 2 jimmys and a can of Raid for the bugs.

2. AIDS..shes got fuckin AIDS guys...better to Michael Jackson (RIP) your shit....JUST BEAT IT!

3. I'm a proven natural leader and can rally troops: He can shoot good at MW3 and load the fuck out of a jet.

4. I owned the godddam Unicorn 1st Prestige, so I'm more prepared to defend our Unicorn Emblem with funny ass comebacks (YOU SUCK MY GOOTCH if asked by an asshole what USMG stands for...yeah, thats mine Jared, don't steal it too) and victory speeches that will shut up the losers and make them respect our clans choice to rock unicorns proudly!

5. I'm constantly striving for more Unicorn emblems and esprit de corp with the existing unicorn crew: he strives for his own agenda (Prestige 10 LVL 80 is strong numbers, did he boost, or take a Infinity Ward whopper of a weiner in the brown eye?)

Do the right thing...vote Jump..."Real Leadership, Real Representation, in Real Time...Real Talk!"


Got my vote Airborne "all the way.... and then some"
Sincerely
"brother in silk"

[airbornedaddie]

Got my vote Airborne "all the way.... and then some"
Sincerely
"brother in silk"



always can count on a paratrooper for a vote, ass whooping or drinking buddy! Bless you, these other guys are turds...

[SSG_Guillermo]

always can count on a paratrooper for a vote, ass whooping or drinking buddy! Bless you, these other guys are turds...

WHAT!?!...YOU'RE A TURD!!!...:p...I'm still up on the votes though...:rolleyes:...I even voted for you...jackass...:cool:

[FrwdObsvr82ABN]

Wow........just wow.......I think I will stick with BF3......wow.....

Read the "cool kids" post it will enlighten you to the awesome power of Unicorns and Unicornatopia. We should all strive to be within the "UNHOLY TRI FECTA"

[airbornedaddie]

WHAT!?!...YOU'RE A TURD!!!...:p...I'm still up on the votes though...:rolleyes:...I even voted for you...jackass...:cool:


HAHA Jared voted for himself! what a maroon!

[SSG_Guillermo]

haha jared voted for himself! What a maroon!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...:D

[iamthesgt]

Well, I got like 5 more Final Stand kills yesterday (3 in one final stand) so I am like 5% closer to unicorndom...

[bulletmagnet]

I got a few Final Stand kills yesterday too...one was a final kill cam. I'm close enough to smell the glitter.

[River_Rat_459]

Whichever one of you wins gets a free copy of this book...

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[SSG_Guillermo]

whichever one of you wins gets a free copy of this book...

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sweet tits!!!...

[iamthesgt]

Whichever one of you wins gets a free copy of this book...

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That's like my favorite book ever!!!