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Shadowdawn
02-03-2012, 13:24
You did not read the fine print. Free hug's are only for people who support the power and grace of the Unicorn.

KaNtSt0PMeH
02-03-2012, 23:23
You did not read the fine print. Free hug's are only for people who support the power and grace of the Unicorn.

As the founding father of the Unicorn committee I believe this is the most valid post out of the last 20. People got shit going on all the time. Life doesn't stop for video games. I play more video games then most and I can easily see which is the most important and worth more of my time.

airbornedaddie
02-04-2012, 00:05
As the founding father of the Unicorn committee I believe this is the most valid post out of the last 20. People got shit going on all the time. Life doesn't stop for video games. I play more video games then most and I can easily see which is the most important and worth more of my time.

IF YOU ARE THE FOUNDER, I AM YOUR GOD... THE ONE TO WHICH YOUR HORN SHEDS BLOOD IN THE NAME OF...

I live on my back in MW3 and truthfully, I live just to hear those words "fucking noobing last stand" after inserting a H.E in the chest plate... Please refer to "the Cool Kids" thread for some motivation to hit 100 last stand kills in one prestige...


UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS OF DEATH!

KaNtSt0PMeH
02-04-2012, 04:48
IF YOU ARE THE FOUNDER, I AM YOUR GOD... THE ONE TO WHICH YOUR HORN SHEDS BLOOD IN THE NAME OF...

I live on my back in MW3 and truthfully, I live just to hear those words "fucking noobing last stand" after inserting a H.E in the chest plate... Please refer to "the Cool Kids" thread for some motivation to hit 100 last stand kills in one prestige...


UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS OF DEATH!

I will go no further then to include you as the Macho Man Randy Savage to my Hulk Hogan. I believe this is a fair offer. For you have deemed yourself worthy of the Unicorn but I have unleashed the true power of it's grace and destruction!

SSG_Guillermo
02-04-2012, 09:34
As the founding father of the Unicorn committee I believe this is the most valid post out of the last 20. People got shit going on all the time. Life doesn't stop for video games. I play more video games then most and I can easily see which is the most important and worth more of my time.

Hold up now...If remember correctly, you asked me how I got my "Unicorn powers" when you first joined the clan...I been rocking it quite sometime now...Just saying...:rolleyes:

SSG_Guillermo
02-04-2012, 09:38
I will go no further then to include you as the Macho Man Randy Savage to my Hulk Hogan. I believe this is a fair offer. For you have deemed yourself worthy of the Unicorn but I have unleashed the true power of it's grace and destruction!

If you and Jump are Hulk Hogan and Macho Man....then I'm the Ric Flair to you guys...LMAO...:cool:

ValhallaCQC
02-04-2012, 14:08
I think I've done enough drugs to be the ultimate warrior.

SSG BRETADO
02-04-2012, 15:36
can I be El Rey Misterio Jr.?

Pakman3000
02-04-2012, 17:01
I'm Brett Hart. The excellence of execution.

SSG_Guillermo
02-04-2012, 18:47
WOOOOO!!!...:cool:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qUk9ed4Wlyg

KaNtSt0PMeH
02-05-2012, 00:08
Regardless of whoever had the unicorn first I was the King Arthur to the Excalibur, I was the Frodo Baggins to the Ring of Power, I was the Luke Skywalker to the Force. I have released the mother fuckin' Krakken and Sparta kicked the power of the unicorn into all babies faces. Fin~

ROMAD21
02-05-2012, 00:35
Regardless of whoever had the unicorn first I was the King Arthur to the Excalibur, I was the Frodo Baggins to the Ring of Power, I was the Luke Skywalker to the Force. I have released the mother fuckin' Krakken and Sparta kicked the power of the unicorn into all babies faces. Fin~


The winner!!!!!!!

Pakman3000
02-05-2012, 00:47
You're no NPH

http://img.tapatalk.com/441a1241-3418-f8bd.jpg

SSG_Guillermo
02-05-2012, 00:56
Regardless of whoever had the unicorn first I was the King Arthur to the Excalibur, I was the Frodo Baggins to the Ring of Power, I was the Luke Skywalker to the Force. I have released the mother fuckin' Krakken and Sparta kicked the power of the unicorn into all babies faces. Fin~

Touche!...:rolleyes:

airbornedaddie
02-05-2012, 08:08
You sir, with all your nerdy refrences and yellow belt karate kicks, need to be reminded of how we, THE COOL KIDS, see your "unicorn" (Pictured below at last years AirForce Xmas Ball after too much Peach Schapps)...weird, mis-shaped and incredibly large and nearly empty skull, googley-eyed, and just plain retarded looking...just like you!

Never disrespect the Last Stand Unicorn with Star Wars, Tolken Books ruined by gay movies, or imaginary creature references (the Krakken? its a myth!). Our Unicorn is "the Force", is completly real, and is ONLY to be compared to:

1. General of the Army Eisenhowser, Marshall, MacAuthur, or Bradley
2. Ghandi
3. Elvis Presley
4. Mohammed Ali
5. Albert Einstein
6. All the Medal of Honor awardies
7. United States Advanced Airborne School Jumpmasters

If you don't have the legendary Veteran Last Stand Unicorn Emblem, or you do and refuse to rock it during clan play with a majority vote to do so, you will be ridiculed until you achieve it or fall in with uniformity. If I have to explain how the above references are linked to our Icon of Ownedness, please, for your own sake, do some flippin' push-ups while I explain...you take all these guys DNA, a Rhino, and a horse,then mix them up in your local mad scientist's laboratory, sprinkle in some crushed up SAPI plates and place it in the sunshine while its raining, then you too will get "Veteran Last Stand Unicorn". Or,select "Last Stand" Death Streak and just kill 100 sorry ass noobs while in last stand during a single prestige, which I suggest, because you know you want to conform, and get in on these fun ass threads. Furthermore, we all think the guys who are "too good" to get in last stand are a little pretentious (and more importantly), they're against teamwork, esprit de corp, and dressing to the fucking right!

BTW, for the vocabularly disabled:
Pretentious:

Adjective:



Attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.








This is Kantstopmeh's unicorn...dont be Kantstopmeh...never place VLS Unicorn amongst fantasy, myths, or scifi...Kantstopmeh's was strangled...that overgrown atrocity was a disgrace, for which I'm sorry, but its for the greater good...

airbornedaddie
02-05-2012, 08:15
My Avatar is oh so magical...stick that in your Skyrim pipe and smoke it...

iamthesgt
02-05-2012, 08:58
I want a unicorn!

jxspyder
02-05-2012, 11:44
You're no NPH

http://img.tapatalk.com/441a1241-3418-f8bd.jpg

Owned. None of you live up to the excellence of Unicorn that is NPH.

Legen.......wait for it..........dary!!

SSG_Guillermo
02-05-2012, 18:06
2084

2085

HAVOK
02-05-2012, 18:17
2084

2085

....I dont want to know how you came to find these....its disturbing...lol

SSG_Guillermo
02-05-2012, 18:19
Airbornedaddies' Unicorn...

2086

My Unicorn...

2087

SSG_Guillermo
02-05-2012, 18:19
....I dont want to know how you came to find these....its disturbing...lol

LMAO...:cool:

squidfamily1
02-05-2012, 18:35
Horses: gay
horses with phallic symbol attached to forehead: more gay.

airbornedaddie
02-05-2012, 22:23
2084

2085

This was Oliver_G69's ex-boyfriend's sad attempt at a homemade DA photo for the Senior Board. You will never make SFC with that uniform, SSG. Oh shit, what am I talking about, that IS the proper uniform for non-airborne personnel!

HAHA, it's also a good example of what happens when you sniff too much Semtex glue...

BTW, you can send that outfit back to JXspyder/Squidfamily1, he'll need it for the GVA's red carpet event! I know he sent you tickets, right? He's being nominated for(...chewin' on, then removing toothpick...2 second pause) "USMG Hater of the Year" at the Gay Video Awards ("hate, hate, hate, hate, hate"...chants in the crowd). This prestigious award is handed out for the man, woman or pre/post op trannie who uses their hatin' ass hater skills to attempt to degrade, misrepresent, or possibly rep themselves or their cronies as the true members of the V.L.S.U.

We three, of the V.L.S.U (Veteran Last Standers' Union), do not recognize this "NPH", nor do we endorse any homosapian/homosexual attempting to "ride" a Unicorn. As we know, a VLS Unicorn can only lift your spirit, provide a burst of energy to your trigger finger and right knee, some testosterone to your nutbag, and give you a comfy place to lie down and bust some ass in the "chillaxin'" shooting position. Its up to you to live it out and fight another day, soldier!

MR. NPH: YOU CAN'T RIDE A UNICORN...GET OFF PHOTOSHOP, you hater! Did ya get a free Unicorn ride at the end of that rainbow shooting from the star? No sir, you didn't, thats the drugs...Crack kills...FYI, man crack kills. They're breeding grounds for the big one and you are no Magic Johnson, so death will become you...not soon enough, not soon enough...

Pak, quit perpetuating this internet trash!...humans on a Unicorn...hahaha, we're not worthy. I expect better from you, Sir. Especially since I've seen the majestic One, rainbow, and twinkeling star grace your Gamertag...shame, brother, shame...

Aint this shit just like the military? In the Army we would argue for hours about who was the most gay and always fuckin up something semi-serious with some dumbass shit just bc thats what we do...like this thread...no hard feelings if I called you out in fun, its called esprit de corp!

...tricks

Pakman3000
02-05-2012, 22:43
NPH is an American badass. Is this your VSLU spokesman?

http://img.tapatalk.com/ad747fee-686e-63b3.jpg

airbornedaddie
02-05-2012, 23:00
NPH is an American badass. Is this your VSLU spokesman?

http://img.tapatalk.com/ad747fee-686e-63b3.jpg

At least he caresses our dear mascot, not place his man-entrance on his delicate white skin...
Stay off the VLSU or face a coup featuring the M203 and SMAW as the rise'er uppers!

Ya'll playin right now?

Pakman3000
02-05-2012, 23:04
I'm at work.

airbornedaddie
02-05-2012, 23:30
good, cuz I was gonna cuss you out for sayin VSLU...knowin damn well its vLsu...jerkyboy...you use taptalk for this? On iOS or droid? any good and worth the $?

that picture of Tom Cruise is when all the girls wanted his ass, pre couch jumping Oprah show fits and scientology social suicide...i liked Top Gun Cruise...

Pakman3000
02-05-2012, 23:55
Android on my EVO. That's Legend Cruise BTW.

jxspyder
02-05-2012, 23:55
NPH is an American badass. Is this your VSLU spokesman?

http://img.tapatalk.com/ad747fee-686e-63b3.jpg

Nope, his spokesman twinkles in the sunlight and lives in Forks, WA.

Jump, I realize it's mildly emberrassing, but the $500 you paid me to pretend that it's my suit and not yours, that you aren't in fact the keynote speaker at the V.G.A.'s for receiving the prestigious 2011 Coming Out In Style award, largely in part to the previously supplied pictures.....of you.......in your unicorn outfit, well it's just not enough anymore. I'm sorry. I can no longer keep the secret of your gay unicorn pictures. Best of luck, and remember buddy, we all like you for who you are, not who you do.

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airbornedaddie
02-06-2012, 00:02
Android on my EVO. That's Legend Cruise BTW.

yeah, a great movie too...that freakin set of horns, man they were nightmare'ish...

Pakman3000
02-06-2012, 00:02
Nope, his spokesman twinkles in the sunlight and lives in Forks, WA.

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I don't like him then.

http://img.tapatalk.com/ad747fee-7b10-daee.jpg

jxspyder
02-06-2012, 00:08
I don't like him then.

http://img.tapatalk.com/ad747fee-7b10-daee.jpg

Team Jacob guy, huh?

Also, I find the attempted besmirch of NPH to be atrocious. How dare someone attempt to even remotely talk bad of NPH, the man who was a childhood doctor, who wrote the Bro Code, the man who is to America what David Hasslehoff is to Germany. It's sickening.

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airbornedaddie
02-06-2012, 01:16
Nope, his spokesman twinkles in the sunlight and lives in Forks, WA.

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-1 for knowing where that dude lived...

I get the sunlight reference cuz I have a wife who waterboarded me to force watch it with the family.

I did however see your Twitterfeed titled "Twilight*Man*Fans" with the tweet "Vampire vs Werewolf vs Beiber: Let the man-fans decide, Ladies" Great stuff, Jx, for what it is... just a little lewd for the 25 or so troubled 12 yr old followers, so be careful...remember the Patriot Act can see ALL!

Actually, the VLSU spokesman is an All-American...a legend on Ardennes St. and a Sunni Triangle war-panther. He brought and orchastrated death from above for nearly a decade and is illegal in 6 states for his ability to brutalize mini-minds with his wit and sharp tongue. Women want him, men wanna be him. Paratroopers want to have his laser sharp eyes and attention to detail trusted to ensure the lives of 64 shocktroops continue after they exit that paratroop door...This man, if you haven't figured it out, is... me... jerky boys! I could us a Sec of Defense, intrested? Just rock the rainbow and your in!

Kanstopmeh is high if he thinks hes runnin VLSU...he's the V.P and its right there in the bylaws below.

VLSU BYLAWS


1. Kevin is President and Spokesman



2. Jared is Vice-President and annoyingly mistaken often





Just have a laugh gentleman, its not all about killing south east asians!

airbornedaddie
02-06-2012, 01:35
haha...NPH was the man as Doogie as I watched that as a kid every episode...i still remember the sad feeling when he started typing cause the episode was over :(

Truthfully, his homosexuality bothers me not, but him having the chance to/or ACTUALLY hittin' Alyssa Milano then coming outa the closet makes him a weirdo on every level.:confused: Plus, How I met your mother is stupid as hell and predictable to the point you can watch one episode then write 6 based off it and only change 100 words...thats why its on UPN and every other network that tries to cater to 19-25 yr old Fratboy and American Pie fans (another terrible Frat movie but WITH fine chicks), but he musta picked the women in that show bc they're UGLY!

He was EPIC in H&K go to WhiteCastle...thats the NPH that could POSSIBLY look in the direction of...

KaNtSt0PMeH
02-06-2012, 02:26
I leave for 5 God damn minutes and this madness ensues? FIRST order of business is to establish dominance in the Unicorn Kingdom which I have done because I'm the best option out there compared to Jump who is like the Barrack Obama of the UK (Unicorn Kingdom) He would lie and pump false promises into the air all night but by the God Damn power of GreySkull I'm the leader of the UK. If you don't like my references of "Nerd-dom" then you should log off your computer now because comparing one mythical creature to a billion others is that same damn thing! So Jump I think it's time to get out of the nerd closet and embrace NARNIA! Because like it or not your are one of the pack. I believe Jumps words the other night fell towards, "I almost bought Skyrim but I didn't because I'm not cool enough." Second of all Sgt Guillermo is clearly in 5th place out of 3 people in this Unicorn debate. So I'm going to establish a poll to allow people to decide for themselves who is the clear cut winner of Unicorn Sovereignty! IF you don't understand what the consequences of this poll could garner then you don't need to vote or Obama will get elected AGAIN. That is all.

airbornedaddie
02-06-2012, 03:59
Seniority and Meditation:
Sir, you're angry. Calm down then do some self reflecting. Look deep inside yourself with your minds eye...now, look at your emblem 1 month ago...ah, yes you see it now...deep breath, I know its a shock to see something other than the Great One. Now, stay in that deep corner of the mind and do this, press Y, go right until you see USMG, scroll down to Jumpmastr82nd, now that the calmness and safe feeling has returned from being completed again by His presence, now make that tough admission that you aren't #1, but the best #2 that #1 could ask VLS Unicorn for! Now that the proper time line is confirmed, come back to reality...(making waynes world arm & fingers motion and dream music)


Town Hall Tactics:
To declare your comrade and UK countryman a liar and promise smoke blower is ludicrous. I've not lied to anyone here that anyone can prove:cool: and my only promise is to push the emblem. Anyone bored enough to read our long, but well written and entertaining, miscatorgorized threads will attest to my dedication to the Horn AND its believers, especially you, sir. You're also using privy information to garnish leverage against me, attacking my character and mis-quoting me about super dragon magic potion Skyrim. I said "I'm too cool and my wife's too hot". Believe it folks...


Nerd-o-rama:
I'm a nerd if doing really bad-ass shit for a living, being imitated by peers and strangers, and generally ruling every situation ever put in makes me that. Plus, my wife's hot and shes not a leg. That fact alone eliminates any nerd-like qualities I may have had. Shit, I do read more than I should and I love cartoons (A.T.H.F, VENTURE BROS., ASSY MCGEE...ALL A.SWIM SHIT, Pre- 1980 Loony Tunes, wacky races, Saturday morning set)
The shitty movies nerds worship and name themselves and pets after, ie; Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, Chronicles of Narnia, Harry Potter ect ect, I either read when I was 8 (C. of Narnia, all of 'em), or have read 6 times (I love ethe Hobbit)...so if these facts infect me with your chronic and obviously contagious disease, I'm sick. Plus you gave it to JXSPYDER, cuz he thinks he can pwn the master....ME!

Summary:
If you compare me to Mr. Obama, I'll compare you to former State Leg. DAVID DUKE, former grand wizard, presidential candidate, and RON PAUL ENDORSER. He's a super dumb-ass who is a turn coat and ULTRA racist who Ron Paul publicly accepted his endorsment. Wiki yourself, David Duke! Its worth a look what they say about you, hahahaha!

If you poll this, your lies and Klan affiliation will cost you the #2 you rightfully deserve...don't do this.

And yes, dickhead, I know you can beat the fuck out of me at MW3...dude, you can beat the hell outa 97% of us constantly, but are you happy just winning? No, of course not...life was incomplete until the magnificent, fantastic, and magical VETERAN LAST STAND UNICORN came into your life, and I'm pleased to say I led you to that, whether I meant to or not. I had it, you got it, now you truly rule. Your welcome, friend.:cool:

jxspyder
02-06-2012, 10:41
-1 for knowing where that dude lived...

I get the sunlight reference cuz I have a wife who waterboarded me to force watch it with the family.

I did however see your Twitterfeed titled "Twilight*Man*Fans" with the tweet "Vampire vs Werewolf vs Beiber: Let the man-fans decide, Ladies" Great stuff, Jx, for what it is... just a little lewd for the 25 or so troubled 12 yr old followers, so be careful...remember the Patriot Act can see ALL!

Actually, the VLSU spokesman is an All-American...a legend on Ardennes St. and a Sunni Triangle war-panther. He brought and orchastrated death from above for nearly a decade and is illegal in 6 states for his ability to brutalize mini-minds with his wit and sharp tongue. Women want him, men wanna be him. Paratroopers want to have his laser sharp eyes and attention to detail trusted to ensure the lives of 64 shocktroops continue after they exit that paratroop door...This man, if you haven't figured it out, is... me... jerky boys! I could us a Sec of Defense, intrested? Just rock the rainbow and your in!

Kanstopmeh is high if he thinks hes runnin VLSU...he's the V.P and its right there in the bylaws below.

VLSU BYLAWS


1. Kevin is President and Spokesman



2. Jared is Vice-President and annoyingly mistaken often





Just have a laugh gentleman, its not all about killing south east asians!

First and foremost. It's closer to +100, out of 100. Yes, I know where those movies take place. Want to know why I know where those movies take place? Because I live in Washington. Western Washington actually, and used to go hunting in Forks every year. Want to know where I hunt now? I don't, because I can no longer hunt in Forks without risking shooting some dumbass Twi-tard out searching for Edward Sparklehands.....which would be awesome, except for the prison sentence. As you don't feel the pain I endure because of this, I'm going to have to exercise my slap-rights. You sir, will be receiving a bitchslap post-haste.

Furthermore, it would seem that I am not the only one who knows exactly where he lives. Which means we're going to have to call bull on the waterboard excuse, with the most likely scenario being you had to board your wife in to watching it with you again....and again...and again.

And dude!! I don't twatterfeed, or whatever the hell it's called. Which makes it hard for your twetterwhatever to be posted by me. Though it's curious that the twitt under question also contains such gems as "Jumpmaster's supporting Rainbow cammies" and "Ricky Martin vs. Enrique Iglasias, the fab-off."


Finally, your continued attempts to besmirch the holy one, NPH, simply further prove your lacking grip on sanity. As such, I have no recourse but to throw my support in the "Kev is fucking insane if he thinks he's cool enough to lead the VLSU" campaign.

Shadowdawn
02-06-2012, 15:48
Hmm..I seem to recall sporting the power of the Unicornus before most of you but you do not see me trying to take credit. Why you may ask? It is simple. According to the magnificent Einhorn, all who pay homage to its species are equal. We live in the wonderful Yedinorog Kingdom where if we get knocked down we can get back up again. It is not you or me that gives us that strength...it comes from the Had-Keren. All the Karkadann want in return is for us to spread the word and unite behind their sigil. When you see the Monokeros on a rainbow field pay homage. We should be spreading the knowledge and bringing more people into the wonderful land of the Inorog...not causing a civil war. The Great Jednorozec would not be pleased.

2126

jxspyder
02-06-2012, 15:58
Hmm..I seem to recall sporting the power of the Unicornus before most of you but you do not see me trying to take credit. Why you may ask? It is simple. According to the magnificent Einhorn, all who pay homage to its species are equal. We live in the wonderful Yedinorog Kingdom where if we get knocked down we can get back up again. It is not you or me that gives us that strength...it comes from the Had-Keren. All the Karkadann want in return is for us to spread the word and unite behind their sigil. When you see the Monokeros on a rainbow field pay homage. We should be spreading the knowledge and bringing more people into the wonderful land of the Inorog...not causing a civil war. The Great Jednorozec would not be pleased.

2126

Translation: PWND!!!!! Burn!!!

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SSG_Guillermo
02-06-2012, 16:06
Hmm..I seem to recall sporting the power of the Unicornus before most of you but you do not see me trying to take credit. Why you may ask? It is simple. According to the magnificent Einhorn, all who pay homage to its species are equal. We live in the wonderful Yedinorog Kingdom where if we get knocked down we can get back up again. It is not you or me that gives us that strength...it comes from the Had-Keren. All the Karkadann want in return is for us to spread the word and unite behind their sigil. When you see the Monokeros on a rainbow field pay homage. We should be spreading the knowledge and bringing more people into the wonderful land of the Inorog...not causing a civil war. The Great Jednorozec would not be pleased.

2126

ERRONEOUS!!! Erroneous on all accounts!!!...LMAO!

Khy3eb
02-06-2012, 22:23
Okay jumpmaster.... tried reading through this.... yall use too many big words for me.... unicorn and shit....

obtainedpilot
02-07-2012, 04:58
I kill the unicorn lol


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airbornedaddie
02-13-2012, 13:37
Hmm..I seem to recall sporting the power of the Unicornus before most of you but you do not see me trying to take credit. Why you may ask? It is simple. According to the magnificent Einhorn, all who pay homage to its species are equal. We live in the wonderful Yedinorog Kingdom where if we get knocked down we can get back up again. It is not you or me that gives us that strength...it comes from the Had-Keren. All the Karkadann want in return is for us to spread the word and unite behind their sigil. When you see the Monokeros on a rainbow field pay homage. We should be spreading the knowledge and bringing more people into the wonderful land of the Inorog...not causing a civil war. The Great Jednorozec would not be pleased.

2126


I firmly believe, because of my lack of survivability in MW3 and the subsequent selection of the perk which awards the emblem, that I was the FIRST to rock the unicorn clan wide on a daily basis. I unlocked that Deathstreak with my gift token. Dammit, I suck the most and will not let you of more skill take this from me. These shenanigans have gone on long enough! Put on the damn emblem if ya got it, bc I've yet to see 6 emblems in one lobby yet...which was the purpose of this gibberish to begin with. Now get the emblem, suckas!

airbornedaddie
02-13-2012, 13:54
[QUOTE=jxspyder;65234]First and foremost. It's closer to +100, out of 100. Yes, I know where those movies take place. Want to know why I know where those movies take place? Because I live in Washington. Western Washington actually, and used to go hunting in Forks every year. Want to know where I hunt now? I don't, because I can no longer hunt in Forks without risking shooting some dumbass Twi-tard out searching for Edward Sparklehands.....which would be awesome, except for the prison sentence. As you don't feel the pain I endure because of this, I'm going to have to exercise my slap-rights. You sir, will be receiving a bitchslap post-haste.

Furthermore, it would seem that I am not the only one who knows exactly where he lives. Which means we're going to have to call bull on the waterboard excuse, with the most likely scenario being you had to board your wife in to watching it with you again....and again...and again.

And dude!! I don't twatterfeed, or whatever the hell it's called. Which makes it hard for your twetterwhatever to be posted by me. Though it's curious that the twitt under question also contains such gems as "Jumpmaster's supporting Rainbow cammies" and "Ricky Martin vs. Enrique Iglasias, the fab-off."

I'll be addressing this by paragraph, keep up...

1) can't argue with you here, I no longer hunt anymore. Once you've hunted armed men, what fun is a beast? I assume your use of "bitchslaps" refers to the issuing party? If you somehow, someway, mustered the courage to slap me sir, I'd use any "haste" available to run....fast.

2) rehashing of my previous use of water boarding as humor. No comment needed. Please address "calling bull" section for sensibility....

3) again, rehashing my previous use of Twitter as humor. No comment needed.

4) If you love NPH so much, why don't you marry him? It's legal there, right? Nah, I see your need to defend your hero/deity. I just don't understand it.

Sorry it took so long to respond, I was/am moving so I know you understand. I'll be back on mw3 tonight, invite, sir...

Kev

iamthesgt
02-13-2012, 18:41
I firmly believe, because of my lack of survivability in MW3 and the subsequent selection of the perk which awards the emblem, that I was the FIRST to rock the unicorn clan wide on a daily basis. I unlocked that Deathstreak with my gift token. Dammit, I suck the most and will not let you of more skill take this from me. These shenanigans have gone on long enough! Put on the damn emblem if ya got it, bc I've yet to see 6 emblems in one lobby yet...which was the purpose of this gibberish to begin with. Now get the emblem, suckas!

I have the deathstreak selected on every class, but I don't even get put into final stand once per game, so it may be awhile until I get the emblem.

Khy3eb
02-13-2012, 18:56
I have the deathstreak selected on every class, but I don't even get put into final stand once per game, so it may be awhile until I get the emblem.

I had it selected before I prestiged, but will soon be applying it again just for the sake of getting another emblem. Might actually fly it if I see yall in game.

HAVOK
02-13-2012, 20:34
I don't get put into final stand all that much....

recon7239
02-13-2012, 21:10
2084

2085

Wow! Disturbing...

jxspyder
02-14-2012, 00:56
I don't get put into final stand all that much....

What's sad is when you fire near people in the hopes they'll turn around and shoot you in order for you to get in final stand......and they run into your bullets.

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Khy3eb
02-14-2012, 06:30
What's sad is when you fire near people in the hopes they'll turn around and shoot you in order for you to get in final stand......and they run into your bullets.

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I would argue that it takes a certain amount of skill to be able to kill people when you're not intending to.

FrwdObsvr82ABN
02-14-2012, 13:56
2084

2085


absolutely horrified... that a grown man took the time to actually find these images, I almost bet that the anticipation of the quest required several hand delivered loads!

SSG_Guillermo
02-14-2012, 14:10
absolutely horrified... that a grown man took the time to actually find these images, I almost bet that the anticipation of the quest required several hand delivered loads!

LMAO...I got nothing better to do other than surf around on the internet...and play Team Fortress 2 or Counter Strike Source on my laptop in the office...that's the price you pay for the hard life of a Community Life NCO...:cool:

airbornedaddie
02-14-2012, 14:24
absolutely horrified... that a grown man took the time to actually find these images, I almost bet that the anticipation of the quest required several hand delivered loads!



Those legs have the hardest lives!

jk SSG G, your an NCO, you can sham any goddamn way you choose...

airbornedaddie
02-14-2012, 14:27
[QUOTE=jxspyder;66120]What's sad is when you fire near people in the hopes they'll turn around and shoot you in order for you to get in final stand......and they run into your bullets.


I'D LIKE TO KEEP MY OP ORDERS SECRET, DICK!:mad:
HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEE...Im in last stand, just to get my two 40mm HE's back! NOOBS 4 LIFE!

David_3033
02-14-2012, 14:29
Um... Yeah, I walked into the wrong room. Gotta go bye!!:confused:

SSG_Guillermo
02-14-2012, 14:38
Those legs have the hardest lives!

jk SSG G, your an NCO, you can sham any goddamn way you choose...

Amen to that brotha!!!...I'm sure we've all paid our dues before we became NCOs...if not, we wouldn't be in this position we're in now, right?...:rolleyes:

Airborne 82 MP
02-14-2012, 23:46
Being a proud member of the "Unicorn-arians" (it's a real word, trust me), I would be remiss to not bring attention to an important social group, PETU (People for the Ethical Treatment of Unicorns).https://www.facebook.com/pages/People-For-The-Ethical-Treatment-Of-Unicorns/152545758114669.

FrwdObsvr82ABN
02-16-2012, 13:46
Being a proud member of the "Unicorn-arians" (it's a real word, trust me), I would be remiss to not bring attention to an important social group, PETU (People for the Ethical Treatment of Unicorns).https://www.facebook.com/pages/People-For-The-Ethical-Treatment-Of-Unicorns/152545758114669.


Sad part is these people actually believe and have no clue how serious this is for us!!!!!
LMAO

KaNtSt0PMeH
02-18-2012, 17:01
This shit is a lifestyle choice... Unicorn love. For all the poor people that don't have the unicorn emblem because they say OHHH I Prestige blah blah... get your asses to the 10th God damn prestige quicker so you can be graced with the presence of the Unicorn.

Rickety Rob
02-21-2012, 11:53
This shit is a lifestyle choice... Unicorn love. For all the poor people that don't have the unicorn emblem because they say OHHH I Prestige blah blah... get your asses to the 10th God damn prestige quicker so you can be graced with the presence of the Unicorn.

I'm about to hit my second....hahaha! If acquiring a prestige is as quick as I getting my second, then it should take me around 6-7 months of play. That's a long time.

SSG_Guillermo
02-21-2012, 12:12
I'm about to hit my second....hahaha! If acquiring a prestige is as quick as I got my second one, then it should take me around 6-7 months of play. That's a long time.

It took me about 4 months to hit 10th prestige...

Rickety Rob
02-21-2012, 12:18
It took me about 4 months to hit 10th prestige...

How many hours per day where you playing? I average about 2-3 a day during the week and about 4-5 on Sat and Sunday.

SSG_Guillermo
02-21-2012, 12:21
How many hours per day where you playing? I average about 2-3 a day during the week and about 4-5 on Sat and Sunday.

Just about the same amount as you bro...and I always use my prestige tokens for double XP also...I've only used one to unlock a weapon once...also I've been playing with the clan since Elite started where I also got double XP from it too...

KaNtSt0PMeH
02-21-2012, 21:31
It took me about 4 months to hit 10th prestige...

Only took me about 3 ;) I game a lot more then most, I beat Pak in the 10th Prestige race! Race to 20 now! Game on! haha UNICORN POWER!

airbornedaddie
02-21-2012, 21:43
Can we get Unicorn soliderity going for the debut of Clan Op's or what? I mean come on folks, this is the time to buckle down and start getting on your BACK to get this emblem before the 24th...those blessed already, reply with intent...

I'VE JUST GOT A MATCHING SET OF THESE BAD GIRLS! They're named Shyrah and Roxann...


THE TIME IS NOW!!!

Sharpen her horns and call the ferrier, we're about to saddle up with our DESTINY!!!


Those blessed already...reply with intent...

----NOTHING FOLLOWS-------

Khy3eb
02-21-2012, 21:50
about half way to hitting the unicorn (takes 100 kills yes?). I'll rock it if I'm gaming with you guys, but otherwise I'll probably stick to my raven.

KaNtSt0PMeH
02-21-2012, 22:25
Can we get Unicorn soliderity going for the debut of Clan Op's or what? I mean come on folks, this is the time to buckle down and start getting on your BACK to get this emblem before the 24th...those blessed already, reply with intent...

I'VE JUST GOT A MATCHING SET OF THESE BAD GIRLS! They're named Shyrah and Roxann...


THE TIME IS NOW!!!

Sharpen her horns and call the ferrier, we're about to saddle up with our DESTINY!!!


Those blessed already...reply with intent...

----NOTHING FOLLOWS-------

I am down.

ROMAD21
02-22-2012, 00:27
I have joined your ranks in the Unicorn Forces. Wearing mine proudly, all should fear the UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!!

loakii
02-22-2012, 09:11
I'm about to hit my second....hahaha! If acquiring a prestige is as quick as I getting my second, then it should take me around 6-7 months of play. That's a long time.

It might take me a decade then..I just prestiged to two last night been playing since the darn game come out...but then again I play mostly weekends or extended off time like donsa and federal holidays...Recruiting sucks time from ya I swear

BilgeRatBilly
02-22-2012, 10:39
It might take me a decade then..I just prestiged to two last night been playing since the darn game come out...but then again I play mostly weekends or extended off time like donsa and federal holidays...Recruiting sucks time from ya I swear

How do you like recruiting as a whole? I just put in for a recruiting job for the air force.

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iamthesgt
02-22-2012, 10:41
about half way to hitting the unicorn (takes 100 kills yes?). I'll rock it if I'm gaming with you guys, but otherwise I'll probably stick to my raven.

Is there a way to tell how many you currently have? I would guess I'm about 50-75, but I don't know for sure.

jxspyder
02-22-2012, 11:24
Is there a way to tell how many you currently have? I would guess I'm about 50-75, but I don't know for sure.

Go to Challenges, and scroll down to prestige challenges.

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Rickety Rob
03-05-2012, 08:17
I finally got mine to say the least. I didn't realize I fell so much...hahaha!

twmiller77
03-05-2012, 08:40
I regret to inform you all that I have not attempted the unicorn emblem yet :(

BilgeRatBilly
03-05-2012, 16:22
I'm still about 70 away... If I actually leave for my tdy this weekend then I'll definitely make sure I get it before I prestige again :-)

KaNtSt0PMeH
03-05-2012, 16:29
I am proud of all you fine upstanding individuals in your pursuit for perpetual perfection!

Rickety Rob
03-06-2012, 08:39
I am proud of all you fine upstanding individuals in your pursuit for perpetual perfection!

Hahaha!

KaNtSt0PMeH
03-09-2012, 12:46
I regret to inform you all that I have not attempted the unicorn emblem yet :(

Its not the lack of effort that will upset the Unicorn. Just be expected to live a life of disappointment among clanmates if you don't get it :)

MARDIGRA21
03-09-2012, 15:26
.....….....

Soggyfr3nchfryz
03-10-2012, 07:51
Hooyah unicorn pride! This strategic battle tactic has given me the cutting edge I've been waiting for. Now with the unicorn on my side, I can defeat any enemy who crosses my path!!

HAVOK
03-10-2012, 11:06
http://img.tapatalk.com/a6898965-981a-cb0b.jpg

LOL!!!

SSG_Guillermo
03-10-2012, 20:12
http://img.tapatalk.com/a6898965-981a-cb0b.jpg

LOL!!!

LMFAO...I hate you BRYCE!!!...:p

Rickety Rob
03-12-2012, 08:52
Woooooow!

KaNtSt0PMeH
03-12-2012, 18:54
LMFAO...I hate you BRYCE!!!...:p

I'm pretty sure I remember a distinct picture you made of me in my unicorn get-up. This however I believe takes the cake. Congratulations G. lol

SSG_Guillermo
03-12-2012, 19:48
I'm pretty sure I remember a distinct picture you made of me in my unicorn get-up. This however I believe takes the cake. Congratulations G. lol

Yours still takes the cake though...I'm not dressed as a Unicorn...lol

KaNtSt0PMeH
03-13-2012, 00:15
Yours still takes the cake though...I'm not dressed as a Unicorn...lol

True but mine isn't really me... nor is there a completely nude picture of me on this forum. Just sayin... lol

jxspyder
03-13-2012, 01:07
True but mine isn't really me... nor is there a completely nude picture of me on this forum. Just sayin... lol

BURN!!

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Rickety Rob
03-13-2012, 10:14
True but mine isn't really me... nor is there a completely nude picture of me on this forum. Just sayin... lol

He does have a valid point. :p

SSG_Guillermo
03-13-2012, 10:16
True but mine isn't really me... nor is there a completely nude picture of me on this forum. Just sayin... lol

Touche...but I have no shame of having a naked pic of me in the forum...;)

Rickety Rob
03-13-2012, 10:23
Touche...but I have no shame of having a naked pic of me in the forum...;)

Better man than I. That right there is called evidence. Bribing at its finest...hahaha ;)

Twizted875
03-17-2012, 10:42
11th prestige and I finally got my unicorn on... Now I can sleep better at night... :cool:

SSG_Guillermo
03-17-2012, 11:29
Better man than I. That right there is called evidence. Bribing at its finest...hahaha ;)

LOL...

SSG_Guillermo
03-17-2012, 11:30
11th prestige and I finally got my unicorn on... Now I can sleep better at night... :cool:

LOL...Good job!

KaNtSt0PMeH
03-17-2012, 17:37
They need to have more, more colorful emblems. Some of them just don't satisfy my taste for rainbows!





*No homo*

Twizted875
03-17-2012, 18:40
I got the flawless one this morning for not dying in a full round... It's kinda cool looking

HAVOK
03-17-2012, 22:13
After a labor intensive effort to obtain the coveted Unicorn Emblem of Power, I can count myself amongst the ranks of the Chosen Ones! UNICORN POWERS ACTIVATE!!

Twizted875
03-17-2012, 22:26
Congrats bro


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Rickety Rob
03-19-2012, 10:31
After a labor intensive effort to obtain the coveted Unicorn Emblem of Power, I can count myself amongst the ranks of the Chosen Ones! UNICORN POWERS ACTIVATE!!

Hell yea bro! Congrats!

loakii
03-23-2012, 21:57
I have officially earned the title..................

KaNtSt0PMeH
03-23-2012, 22:23
Welcome to the brotherhood of the Unicorn. Quite similar to the sisterhood of the traveling pants!

jxspyder
03-24-2012, 15:37
Welcome to the brotherhood of the Unicorn. Quite similar to the sisterhood of the traveling pants!

Only without the pants.

airbornedaddie
03-24-2012, 20:57
or a Lifetime movie marathon...

Rickety Rob
03-26-2012, 06:20
I have officially earned the title..................

Welcome to the few who fall a lot :p and get right back up

Twizted875
03-26-2012, 10:58
I've achieved this 2x now....Each time it creeps up on me.

BilgeRatBilly
03-26-2012, 11:02
I'm always right there to get it but then I hit level 80 and can't justify not prestiging so I can get it. This is my last prestige though so I'll get it next time.

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Twizted875
03-26-2012, 11:12
WHAT??? No more prestige?! Oh lord :nonchalance:

KaNtSt0PMeH
03-26-2012, 12:11
Lol if it wasnt for Pak and I's prestige race i wouldve been done prestiging at 10 for sure. Its frustrating to start over

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Twizted875
03-26-2012, 12:28
Agreed I play like crap for the first 30 levels or so anyway... I am always in a hurry to get my range on the striker!

BilgeRatBilly
03-26-2012, 12:30
WHAT??? No more prestige?! Oh lord :nonchalance:

I like the emblem for 8 and there's no way i'm making it to 15 (let alone 20 if that ever happens) so why bother. I'll have slots for 8 classes so i've got plenty of room for variety.

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Rickety Rob
03-26-2012, 12:39
I like the emblem for 8 and there's no way i'm making it to 15 (let alone 20 if that ever happens) so why bother. I'll have slots for 8 classes so i've got plenty of room for variety.

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I'm not a fan of 8 but I do like the 9th prestige, so when I get it i'll stay there

BilgeRatBilly
03-26-2012, 12:45
I'm not a fan of 8 but I do like the 9th prestige, so when I get it i'll stay there

That's funny because I don't like 9 but I kinda like 10, but i'm just sick of working for weeks just to start over again and I don't want to do it anymore. I say this now but i'm sure I'll get the itch after a while.

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Rickety Rob
03-26-2012, 12:47
That's funny because I don't like 9 but I kinda like 10, but i'm just sick of working for weeks just to start over again and I don't want to do it anymore. I say this now but i'm sure I'll get the itch after a while.

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True that. I'll just find out when I get there...haha

Twizted875
03-26-2012, 12:54
I really liked 8. I woulda stayed there but I know myself well enough that I just can't settle.... 13th looks cool but 15th is better.... Sooooo see ya guys in game I get outta class in 2 hours then its on.

Shadowdawn
03-27-2012, 23:18
Back on topic...found this at a grocery store after way too much mw3 a few weeks ago.
2581

Rickety Rob
03-28-2012, 06:05
Back on topic...found this at a grocery store after way too much mw3 a few weeks ago.
2581

Yea Buddy. You should buy it and put the USMG logo on it

airbornedaddie
03-29-2012, 13:57
I will no longer rep, rock, or report any further Unicorn emblem related issues. They are being confused with my sexuality.
That is all.

SSG_Guillermo
03-29-2012, 14:21
I will no longer rep, rock, or report any further Unicorn emblem related issues. They are being confused with my sexuality.
That is all.

BULLSHIT!!!...YOU BETTER ROCK THAT SHIT!

airbornedaddie
03-29-2012, 14:28
If I don't...Promise not to g-smash me? The unicorn was defaced earlier and I felt it was in its best intrest to be retired...

ROMAD21
03-29-2012, 14:49
I also had to do the same today. RIP Unicorn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jxspyder
03-29-2012, 15:26
BULLSHIT!!!...YOU BETTER ROCK THAT SHIT!

I agree, I feel like Ollie and I are the only two man enough to rock the Unicorn nowadays.

Shadowdawn
03-29-2012, 17:02
I agree, I feel like Ollie and I are the only two man enough to rock the Unicorn nowadays.

How Rude!!!

Port66
03-29-2012, 21:16
I was at 80 this weekend then decided to prestige, not paying attention that it resets the count for final stand kills. It was only my second prestige, but I will hopefully get my pride of the unicorn within a couple of weeks.


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loakii
03-29-2012, 21:48
I was at 80 this weekend then decided to prestige, not paying attention that it resets the count for final stand kills. It was only my second prestige, but I will hopefully get my pride of the unicorn within a couple of weeks.


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I swear I did the same thing....mostly cause I didn't know how prestigious the unicorn was

iamthesgt
03-29-2012, 22:05
I swear I did the same thing....mostly cause I didn't know how prestigious the unicorn was

I want the magical unicorn so bad but I don't want to prestige. :mad:

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airbornedaddie
03-29-2012, 23:45
If my clan mates on Team DING DONG A1 rock it, I shall follow standard procedure and once again affix the "one" which is deserving...'Spectrum'onus Prefecto Hornicus' <--Rainbow, Last Stand Unicorn, 1 EA (in Harry Potter-ese)

KaNtSt0PMeH
03-29-2012, 23:50
If my clan mates on Team Alpha Dogs rock it, I shall follow standard procedure and once again affix the "one" which is deserving...'Spectrum'onus Prefecto Hornicus' <--Rainbow, Last Stand Unicorn, 1 EA (in Harry Potter-ese)

Team Ding Dong > all

Rickety Rob
04-02-2012, 06:22
I will no longer rep, rock, or report any further Unicorn emblem related issues. They are being confused with my sexuality.
That is all.

Bahahahahaha! :biggrin-new:

BilgeRatBilly
04-02-2012, 06:41
I still haven't even achieved unicorn status yet but I still find myself screaming "unicorn power" in my best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice every time i'm in final stand.

Next prestige fellas promise :cool:

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loakii
04-02-2012, 07:51
I just saw this on facebook on Ray William Johnsons account
2641


Nothing says awesome like a pregnant unicorn.......Probably got knocked up by the Hulk

Rickety Rob
04-02-2012, 08:00
I just saw this on facebook on Ray William Johnsons account
2641


Nothing says awesome like a pregnant unicorn.......Probably got knocked up by the Hulk

Hahahaha! It must be trying to reach unicorn pride inside the mommy

SSG_Guillermo
04-02-2012, 08:43
Hey loakii...check the new and improved Bomb Voyage/Hulk complete with Semtex grenade belts...LMAO...

Pakman3000
04-02-2012, 09:08
Provoked and I just dominating the dojo as we speak.
http://img.tapatalk.com/4ca935c0-c103-55bb.jpg

Rickety Rob
04-02-2012, 09:26
Provoked and I just dominating the dojo as we speak.
http://img.tapatalk.com/4ca935c0-c103-55bb.jpg

Must be nice....haha

Twizted875
04-02-2012, 10:57
Nice score I had some great ones yesterday but never hit the 40 kill mark... But I only played tdm

loakii
04-02-2012, 12:17
Hey loakii...check the new and improved Bomb Voyage/Hulk complete with Semtex grenade belts...LMAO...

I saw the newer pic, but didnt put 1 and 1 together till now ..that is a good add on of semtex belt...thanks for pointing it out ..good laugh during lunch break today

KaNtSt0PMeH
04-02-2012, 22:25
If you guys were indeed a Unicorn what would your name be? Mine would go the old Native American way of HeWithBigHorn.

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airbornedaddie
04-03-2012, 00:35
[QUOTE=KaNtSt0PMeH;77769]If you guys were indeed a Unicorn what would your name be? Mine would go the old Native American way of HeWithBigHorn.

"HewithBigHorn" <sic> insert "um".....for Hewith~UM~bighorn

Batnob
04-03-2012, 03:51
Sprinkles, or good ol fashioned Charlie. Hope to god I don't get my kidneys taken out.

Rickety Rob
04-03-2012, 05:42
Starlite of course....no homo! hahaha!

Pakman3000
04-05-2012, 05:58
It's almost 5am and I'm angry as fuck. Never forsake the clan that you have. I just got done playing with the biggest bunch of dimwits alive. On BOTH SIDES!

http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab357/TheLordourGod/IMAG0181.jpg

I put up those numbers and STILL lost?! WTF

BilgeRatBilly
04-05-2012, 08:13
Wow Pak! Those are some serious numbers. That is like three amazing matches for me :p

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Rickety Rob
04-05-2012, 08:32
Pak is showing us that he doesn't plan to gain the Power of the Unicorn anytime soon...lol

Twizted875
04-05-2012, 10:00
Ya Jesus great score I hope to one day get there.... My best was a 43-3 run on TDM core last week...

Shadowdawn
04-05-2012, 12:36
It's almost 5am and I'm angry as fuck. Never forsake the clan that you have. I just got done playing with the biggest bunch of dimwits alive. On BOTH SIDES!

http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab357/TheLordourGod/IMAG0181.jpg

I put up those numbers and STILL lost?! WTF

What I see here is a failure to pick up tags.

Pakman3000
04-05-2012, 12:36
I just posted that as a testament to clan power or having friends to play with. Who here would have though it remotely possible that you could still lose with a teammate putting up close to 70 kills? I didn't capture our score which was in the 50s. We never came close. They had a constant 5-10 pt buffer zone in that win. Unbelievable :mad:

BilgeRatBilly
04-05-2012, 12:43
I just posted that as a testament to clan power or having friends to play with. Who here would have though it remotely possible that you could still lose with a teammate putting up close to 70 kills? I didn't capture our score which was in the 50s. We never came close. They had a constant 5-10 pt buffer zone in that win. Unbelievable :mad:

I may be in the minority here but I'll usually pass up kills to get tags if they're easily available.

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Pakman3000
04-05-2012, 12:51
I may be in the minority here but I'll usually pass up kills to get tags if they're easily available.

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I'll put the match in my vault later. I was cautious but was still running and gunning.

jxspyder
04-05-2012, 14:53
It's almost 5am and I'm angry as fuck. Never forsake the clan that you have. I just got done playing with the biggest bunch of dimwits alive. On BOTH SIDES!

http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab357/TheLordourGod/IMAG0181.jpg

I put up those numbers and STILL lost?! WTF

I like how it takes 4 people on their team to beat your killcount.

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Pakman3000
04-05-2012, 14:57
I like how it takes 4 people on their team to beat your killcount.

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Well if you look at ours, my team wasn't obliterated like our enemies. Everyone did ok killwise. It's just tags. Guys are constantly running past tags!

jxspyder
04-05-2012, 15:19
Well if you look at ours, my team wasn't obliterated like our enemies. Everyone did ok killwise. It's just tags. Guys are constantly running past tags!

I know, I just found it funny.

That and I think it's a testament to how our clan groups with you kind of rotate around you in-game. You're our gravitational center. Our sun, if you will.:beer:

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BilgeRatBilly
04-05-2012, 15:51
I'll put the match in my vault later. I was cautious but was still running and gunning.

I meant when I was playing with the clan. If i'm going solo and my team is retarded I'll go more for kills. I didn't mean that in a negative way ;)

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RogueScot
04-05-2012, 17:56
Ok. If I kill someone and a teammate picks up the tag, who gets the kill? I ask because when playing with clan guys my priority is to get tags. In a PU game the other day a guy got pissed because he shot someone right beside me and I got the tag.


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Twizted875
04-05-2012, 17:59
He's tripping he still gets the kill and points. Some people get pissed for no reason though...

Pakman3000
04-05-2012, 19:45
Game is in my vault titled The Travesty

RighteousKil187
04-05-2012, 19:50
Ok. If I kill someone and a teammate picks up the tag, who gets the kill? I ask because when playing with clan guys my priority is to get tags. In a PU game the other day a guy got pissed because he shot someone right beside me and I got the tag.


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If he killed someone and you pick up the tags both of you get points for it. Play core and kill someone and let your team pick up the tag and you will see


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RighteousKil187
04-05-2012, 19:58
Well if you look at ours, my team wasn't obliterated like our enemies. Everyone did ok killwise. It's just tags. Guys are constantly running past tags!

I know when I run solo sometimes I hear guys say don't pick up tags. They want to rack up kills and the game won't end unless the tags are picked up and I guess some people would rather a longer game to try to get "more" kills.


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BilgeRatBilly
04-05-2012, 20:48
If he killed someone and you pick up the tags both of you get points for it. Play core and kill someone and let your team pick up the tag and you will see


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^^^^^ This

It benefits both players because you will both get the points. As stated it just doesn't pop up on the screen when you're playing hc but it does if you're playing core.

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Shadowdawn
04-05-2012, 22:17
I know when I run solo sometimes I hear guys say don't pick up tags. They want to rack up kills and the game won't end unless the tags are picked up and I guess some people would rather a longer game to try to get "more" kills.

We have been known to do that from time to time in the right lobby's but it is usually when we are kicking ass and we stop if it even looks like they might get near us. As far as points go..if you get a kill and the tag you get 100 points. If you kill someone and a teamate gets the tag you still get 100 points and the teamate gets 50. If you pick up a red tag you get 50 and if you pick up your own red tag its 250 I think. No one but the person picking up the red tag gets points. The game ends at the time limit or 65 confirmed kills.

Pakman3000
04-11-2012, 06:07
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/3/18/1822589/Village.jpg

We urinated on the corpse directly after this.

Pakman3000
04-11-2012, 09:33
I was dominating this morning with the UK brethren.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/3/18/1822589/IMAG0203.jpg

USAFANGELS
04-11-2012, 09:51
This power/pride should die a horrible death... Every time I see jump or kant scooting his @$$ on the ground I want to smack a kid... I have four kids, do you know how many lawsuits that is???

Pakman3000
04-11-2012, 09:57
This power/pride should die a horrible death... Every time I see jump or kant scooting his @$$ on the ground I want to smack a kid... I have four kids, do you know how many lawsuits that is???

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2011-03-31/1301602906-vissza_a_konyhaba.gif

Rickety Rob
04-11-2012, 10:39
http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2011-03-31/1301602906-vissza_a_konyhaba.gif

Ahahaha! Great mini vid

USAFANGELS
04-11-2012, 10:40
Thanks Pak, now everyone knows I am balding... And that I live in Pleasantville (movie reference, disregard if you don't get it)...

SSG_Guillermo
04-11-2012, 10:43
I was dominating this morning with the UK brethren.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/3/18/1822589/IMAG0203.jpg

GOD DAMN PAK!!!:loyal:

HAVOK
04-11-2012, 11:38
http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/3/18/1822589/Village.jpg

We urinated on the corpse directly after this.
Hope we don't get brought up on charges for desecrating a digital corpse...

BilgeRatBilly
04-12-2012, 05:48
20 kills away from my unicorn! I guess its a good thing that its taking me so long this prestige to get it. I haven't been dying nearly as much. I almost have my k/d up to 1/1 (it wasn't very good from playing dom a lot, like .81 if not lower). I'm about 1k kills away from evening it out.

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Rickety Rob
04-12-2012, 06:00
20 kills away from my unicorn! I guess its a good thing that its taking me so long this prestige to get it. I haven't been dying nearly as much. I almost have my k/d up to 1/1 (it wasn't very good from playing dom a lot, like .81 if not lower). I'm about 1k kills away from evening it out.

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Get that shit! hahaha!

KaNtSt0PMeH
04-13-2012, 10:03
This power/pride should die a horrible death... Every time I see jump or kant scooting his @$$ on the ground I want to smack a kid... I have four kids, do you know how many lawsuits that is???

Lol sounds like jealousy. The power of the Unicorn is strong!

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Port66
04-13-2012, 10:14
I dont go for it, I do have final stand unlocked with prestige token, but I dont really strive to die enough, although I probably do, to earn it. I always get to about 65-70 then prestige. I prefer my internal organ emblem.

iamthesgt
04-13-2012, 12:16
I dont go for it, I do have final stand unlocked with prestige token, but I dont really strive to die enough, although I probably do, to earn it. I always get to about 65-70 then prestige. I prefer my internal organ emblem.

What emblem is that? I don't recall seeing that one.

Rickety Rob
04-13-2012, 12:20
What emblem is that? I don't recall seeing that one.

I'm curious to know what that emblem is too

Port66
04-13-2012, 14:01
I'm curious to know what that emblem is too

Sorry never looked closely, It's part of an ear , tooth maybe and a thumb.

2727


It's for killing the whole team in one life.

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iamthesgt
04-13-2012, 14:08
Oh that one...yeah its pretty cool. I'be earned it, but never used it. I am ADD when it comes to my emblems.

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BilgeRatBilly
04-13-2012, 14:27
Sorry never looked closely, It's part of an ear , tooth maybe and a thumb.

2727


It's for killing the whole team in one life.

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Well don't feel too bad I always thought it was hearts on a hook too.

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jxspyder
04-14-2012, 01:02
The only emblem that can compete with the unicorn for pure baddassery is the meteor. Awarded for getting a last stand kill-cam.

Pakman3000
04-14-2012, 02:07
The only emblem that can compete with the unicorn for pure baddassery is the meteor. Awarded for getting a last stand kill-cam.

Nothing beats the Born to Pwn helmet.

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KaNtSt0PMeH
04-14-2012, 06:46
If you look up some of the "elite" emblems that are supposed to be they have some pretty sick ones but I have yet to see them... :(

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BilgeRatBilly
04-14-2012, 18:13
So my wife went to the store and the kids were napping so I busted out the ol mw3 to Tessy out my skills on my own TV and internet... Needless to say I got worked over because everything was so clear and I was moving faster.

But on the positive side I did finally achieve omnipresentsupergalactic unicorn power! Oh yeah! :D

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KaNtSt0PMeH
04-14-2012, 18:17
So my wife went to the store and the kids were napping so I busted out the ol mw3 to Tessy out my skills on my own TV and internet... Needless to say I got worked over because everything was so clear and I was moving faster.

But on the positive side I did finally achieve omnipresentsupergalactic unicorn power! Oh yeah! :D

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I wish we could make a Soundboard similar to the TMNT saying of "Turtle Power!" But Unicorn of course. And play it for enemies as they get pooped on lol.

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jxspyder
04-14-2012, 18:29
Nothing beats the Born to Pwn helmet.

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The problem is me finding a Juggernaut who will let me shoot him in the ass until my gun is empty. I should try to super-camp and get the AR or Sniper one, one of these days. That or find a way to boost some of them.

BilgeRatBilly
04-14-2012, 18:31
I wish we could make a Soundboard similar to the TMNT saying of "Turtle Power!" But Unicorn of course. And play it for enemies as they get pooped on lol.

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That would be awesome! I just yell it every time... Unicorn Powaaaa

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BilgeRatBilly
04-14-2012, 18:35
The problem is me finding a Juggernaut who will let me shoot him in the ass until my gun is empty. I should try to super-camp and get the AR or Sniper one, one of these days. That or find a way to boost some of them.

The sniper one is really easy if you use the AS50. It only has a 5 round clip so you can actually get it the legit way. I did it sniping from the 2 story house in fallen playing core kc, took out 3 guys with 5 shots.

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jxspyder
04-14-2012, 19:25
The sniper one is really easy if you use the AS50. It only has a 5 round clip so you can actually get it the legit way. I did it sniping from the 2 story house in fallen playing core kc, took out 3 guys with 5 shots.

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I'll have to try to remember this one.

Twizted875
04-14-2012, 19:41
Hmm I may have to try that also nice hint...

toby2533
06-07-2012, 10:53
Here you go guys I saw this and thought this belongs in this strange thread

http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html?cid=gorillamask_plug_303