Worst Nicknames other's have given USMG on MWF

[Rickety Rob]

So this morning I reaped havoc on MWF3 in village and I guess I really pissed a bunch of people off (one in particular). While I was running and gunning these jokers down in the cave, I came across an individual who wouldn't stop say "look, it's U See My Gooch" (got really annoying at one point). Once the match was over with, I debated to stay in the lobby to destroy them again and talk crap back to him but I had to go to work. That and I didn't want to give USMG a bad rep by being a crap talker. People come up with the stupidest nicknames for USMG. It's like get a life bro...dumba$$'s

[iamthesgt]

We were in a lobby once and someone asked what it was and one of the USMG members (I forget who it was) told them it stood for US Male Gynecologists. I just about lost it and the other guys believed him.

[squidfamily1]

I don't know, u see my gooch is pretty funny. Besides i think it's alright to talk trash aslong as you're not yelling or using racial slurs.

[Port66]

I was getting a hard time and I was running with a clan I know on mw3 last night, they stepped up and told the stupid hack clan I am an ex ranger ( I'm not). Then we wiped the screen with them in ctf. They all quit without a word after the game. I listen to the idiots long enough to fuel my try hard to bust em.


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[David_3033]

One person asked if we were "US Military Gays." I just laught and said no man...

[HAVOK]

I've been accused of being with the U.S. Marine Guard. Which is an actual clan BTW

[BilgeRatBilly]

I've been accused of being with the U.S. Marine Guard. Which is an actual clan BTW

I've gotten this one too and it made me laugh. Some people are ignorant and just want to talk crap but I've also come across my fair share of people who appreciate us and won't say stupid crap out of respect. But there will always be the losers who want to be immature and act-a-fool. I've found that it's usually easier to let the play do the talking. I'm not much of a trash talker but if I get my ass kicked (which only happens when I'm playing solo) when people want to tell me that I suck or whatever I just remind them that they ARE much better than I am because I'm too busy defending their right to be a douche bag to be a pro gamer, followed by reminding them that "its just a game, hero."

[WHIT3C3LL]

i forgot who i was with but i remember a guy saying " what does USMG stand for U.S. MEGA GAYS" all i heard was one of the guys go "Damn they figured us out" LMFAO greatest moment ever

[airbornedaddie]

"What's USMG?" It was a group of bottom feeding fairies that was into a 6 run ass whooping by 6 of us...I calmly stated "you suck my gootch". I've since heard it from us and a few others and it never fails to bring a smile to this assholes smug face...

[Warhammer0351]

U.S. Marine Girls....Really? LOL!!!

[HAVOK]

I liked Unrelenting Sado-Masicistic Grunts...

[jxspyder]

I liked the United Society of Male Gyno's. It was awesome.

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[toby2533]

the other day someone was giving me shit about USMG so I said I was short for U Should see My Groin

[MaximusR3]

One person asked if we were "US Military Gays." I just laught and said no man...

lol i remember that one. wasn't jack there and started going off in his gay voice? and there was a lot of "oh no" in the voice of the gay guy from family guy lol.

I think that was around the same time as our run in with the SWAG clan and River doing his Macho Man Randy Savage voice

[River_Rat_459]

lol i remember that one. wasn't jack there and started going off in his gay voice? and there was a lot of "oh no" in the voice of the gay guy from family guy lol.

I think that was around the same time as our run in with the SWAG clan and River doing his Macho Man Randy Savage voice

I remember that very well:

OH YEAH!!! DIG IT!! YEAH!! (::whispering:: ) Gonna take on $wagger and (::shouting:: ) BEAT 'EM UP REAL BAD! FREAK OUT FREAK OUT!! YEEEAAAAH! DIG IT! CUP OF COFFEE!!

[MARDIGRA21]

Yeah that was funny and I was the one that said "ohh no"

[River_Rat_459]

Yeah that was funny and I was the one that said "ohh no"

Yes indeed. And who can forget $wag or $wagger (or whatever their name was) and their one member with the most epic slogan of all time:

"Yeah! That's how we do it. On our own, we suck. But together, we don't suck as much!" (Or something to that effect). What made it so funny, aside from the fact it was probably some pre-teen, was that he was so serious when he said it.

[David_3033]

Yes indeed. And who can forget $wag or $wagger (or whatever their name was) and their one member with the most epic slogan of all time:

"Yeah! That's how we do it. On our own, we suck. But together, we don't suck as much!" (Or something to that effect). What made it so funny, aside from the fact it was probably some pre-teen, was that he was so serious when he said it.

Oh no, I remember that match you silly boy! Lol we were all dying laughing at there motivation speech. Jack talking about his thongs and man oils...

[Rickety Rob]

Oh no, I remember that match you silly boy! Lol we were all dying laughing at there motivation speech. Jack talking about his thongs and man oils...

Man I wish I was there for that one...hahaha...sounds like y'all had a good time with it

[Soggyfr3nchfryz]

University of South Maine Gangsters drew the line for me Haha

[Red_Fox_Hunter]

One person asked if we were "US Military Gays." I just laught and said no man...
I keep hearing this one and it is getting annoying along with: US Marine Gays, US Marine Gansta, US Military US Masturbating Guys, US Menstruating Guys, US Military Grunts, and I keep getting asked if I'm "dyslexic because it should be USMC".


i forgot who i was with but i remember a guy saying " what does USMG stand for U.S. MEGA GAYS" all i heard was one of the guys go "Damn they figured us out" LMFAO greatest moment ever
I have heard this one once, maybe twice.

[madmax1125]

i got "us men gay" today i was kinda disappointed with the creativity of that one

[squidfamily1]

Us masturbating guys is good. But i think if that was true we'd have a much higher percentage of married guys in the clan

[Warhammer0351]

I have also heard U Suck My Gooch...wow...

[RogueScot]

Most of them, especially the dyslexic comment, simply show the intelligence of the person making the comment. What I would do is ignore them. Or, mute them. No fun for them if they can't get a reaction.


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[River_Rat_459]

We played a lot of MAG in the early days, but it limited everyone to a 3-letter clan tag. We used UMG as a result. I heard someone tell us that it stood for "Under My Gonad".

[jxspyder]

You guys realize that about half of these stem from our own clan, right? In the spirit of humor and frivolity?

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[DaddyDietrich]

Or better yet u have the clan and then they ask you are u or were u in the military then u say yes they they just ask a bunch of random questions that have nothing to do with any branch of service. Damn boy scouts.

[ALT3N]

I hear too many of them on a daily basis when I'm on lol but the one that sticks out for some reason is US Meat Guzzlers. I laughed when the kid said it and then we proceeded to run the score of 5 or 6 matches before they left the lobby

[DaddyDietrich]

I hear too many of them on a daily basis when I'm on lol but the one that sticks out for some reason is US Meat Guzzlers. I laughed when the kid said it and then we proceeded to run the score of 5 or 6 matches before they left the lobby

Or US Meat Gazer

[David_3033]

Or better yet u have the clan and then they ask you are u or were u in the military then u say yes they they just ask a bunch of random questions that have nothing to do with any branch of service. Damn boy scouts.

I had one guy ask me "if I was really a Marine or just a fanboy." Lol, I guess its kind of a fair question with all the posers out there.

[airbornedaddie]

I have also heard U Suck My Gooch...wow...



Sorry folks, that's my fault...I used that one as the ol' stun and gun when the annoying or inebriated harassed me for the meaning...

I fuckin love that one...it was all mine for a while, but saying it out loud really gives it that power....go ahead, nobody is looking...grab your moisture missle, curl the top lip, and stare yourself down in the mirror...

... repeat this shit with inflection...

"You!!! Yeah, scrotum wrinkle, talkin to you...YOU suck MY gootch!"...


P.s: no homo

[Rickety Rob]

Sorry folks, that's my fault...I used that one as the ol' stun and gun when the annoying or inebriated harassed me for the meaning...

I fuckin love that one...it was all mine for a while, but saying it out loud really gives it that power....go ahead, nobody is looking...grab your moisture missle, curl the top lip, and stare yourself down in the mirror...

... repeat this shit with inflection...

"You!!! Yeah, scrotum wrinkle, talkin to you...YOU suck MY gootch!"...


P.s: no homo

Hahahaha!

[bulletmagnet]

U Suck My Gonad

[RogueScot]

Last night one of our guys told a kid it meant "U Suck My Gooch." :) Funny as hell.

[Rickety Rob]

Last night one of our guys told a kid it meant "U Suck My Gooch." :) Funny as hell.

Hahahaha! I wonder what the kid's response was?

[Twizted875]

We ran into some whiners this morning saying u suck my gooch.... I ended up mopping them and they rage quit.... Soo... Fuck the haters lol