View Full Version : Watch This Guy Chug A Bottle Of Absolut In 15 Seconds
toby2533
03-19-2012, 14:21
http://guyism.com/lifestyle/alcohol/shoenice-chugs-a-bottle-of-absolut-in-15-seconds.html
This is nuts.
Twizted875
03-19-2012, 14:24
Oh Jesus that hurts to think about!!!
River_Rat_459
03-19-2012, 19:59
I bet right after this he hopped on his Xbox and played MW3 for hours.:cool:
At any rate, have fun in the ER. Moron.
Twizted875
03-19-2012, 21:21
Or threw up for a while... One of those two....
Rickety Rob
03-22-2012, 11:42
OMG! That will never be an accomplishment from this guy
Indiobeltran
03-22-2012, 20:10
Holy SHIT is all I'm saying. My stomach hurts so bad. I wonder how long it took after that to hit him lol..:nevreness:
Bull3tBait
03-22-2012, 20:48
Or threw up for a while... One of those two....
+1 yea that's what I would do.
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Valorfall
03-22-2012, 20:52
He looked like he had tried it before.....
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David_3033
03-22-2012, 23:23
Wow, he didn't seem right in the head to begin with before he started drinking. I wouldn't be surprised if he eventually dies of alcohol poisoning some day soon, if not after that video. That's enough alcohol to definitely kill someone... NOT SMART DON'T TRY AT HOME!!!!
River_Rat_459
03-22-2012, 23:55
After watching this video, the ghost of the late Andre the Giant says "Amateur!" LOL!
You won’t find it in the Guinness Book of World Records, but Andre the Giant holds the world record for the largest number of beers consumed in a single sitting. These were standard 12-ounce bottles of beer, nothing fancy, but during a six-hour period Andre drank 119 of them. It was one of the few times Andre got drunk enough to pass out, which he did in a hallway at his hotel. His companions, quite drunk themselves, couldn’t move the big man. Fearing trouble with cops, they stole a piano cover from the lounge and draped it over Andre’s inert form. He slept peacefully until morning, unmolested by anyone. Perhaps the hotel people thought he was a piece of furniture.
Think about it: 119 beers in six hours. That’s a beer every three minutes, non stop. That’s beyond epic. It’s beyond the ken of mortal men. It’s god-like.
And my favorite story...
Giants are not made long for this world, and toward the end of his life injuries and health problems caused by the acromegaly caught up with Andre. It became difficult just to walk, let alone wrestle, so he retired to his North Carolina ranch to drink wine and watch the countryside. He declined myriad requests for a comeback, despite promises of lavish payoffs. He was simply in too much pain to perform at the level he demanded of himself. Then he received a call from Vince McMahon Jr.
McMahon was in the midst of taking his WWF promotion national. He’d scored big-time with his Wrestlemania events on pay-per-view, and as Wrestlemania III approached, Vince Jr. was hot to make it the biggest thing yet. To make that happen, he needed Andre the Giant.
Andre was in France visiting his ailing father when the call came. He thanked Vince Jr. but said there was no way he could get back in a ring, even though he very much wanted to. Not willing to give up, Vince Jr. flew to France to speak with Andre in person. He took Andre to see doctors specializing in back and knee maladies. Radical back surgery was proposed. If successful, the procedure would lessen Andre’s pain and perhaps make it possible for him to get in the ring for Wrestlemania. If Andre was game, Vince Jr. agreed to pay for the entire cost of the surgery.
The time arrived, and the anesthesiologist was frantic. He had never put a person of Andre’s size under the gas before and had no idea how much to use. Various experts were brought in but no solution presented itself until one of the doctors asked Andre if he was a drinker. Andre responded that, yes, he’d been known to tip a glass from time to time. The doctor then wanted to know how much Andre drank and how much it took to get him drunk.
“Well,” rumbled the Giant, “It usually takes two liters of vodka just to make me feel warm inside.”
And thus was a solution found. The gas-passer was able to extrapolate a correct mixture for Andre by analyzing his alcohol intake. It was a medical breakthrough, and the system is still used to this day.
Five months later, Andre the Giant wrestled a “body-slam” match against Hulk Hogan and brought down the house.
Two liters of vodka. Warm and fuzzy. Side by side like that, the two sentences hardly make any sense. For most of us, two liters of vodka means a one-way ticket to Blackout Island aboard the good ship Regurgitania.
From: http://theselvedgeyard.wordpress.com/2009/07/22/andre-the-giant-proving-size-matters/
Rickety Rob
03-23-2012, 06:14
He looked like he had tried it before.....
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Hahaha...he also looked like he had chugged one before hand too
toby2533
03-23-2012, 06:46
Yeah he was a little crazy eyed before hand but what the hell he chugged a 5th of vodka, I would say it hit him in 30 min, I would have loved to see what his breathalyzer was. Now back in my day I could do double shots all night long and hurt like hell the next am. This guy's liver is so inflamed.
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