USMG Gif/Semi-Intro

[Valorfall]

I got really bored today and decided to play around on my Adobe After Effects.
This is the result after about 15 mins.





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[River_Rat_459]

I got really bored today and decided to play around on my Adobe After Effects.
This is the result after about 15 mins.





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NIIIICE!!! I love it!

[Port66]

thats cool.

[Ironhide400]

HAHA.....cool!

[BilgeRatBilly]

That's bad-a Fallen, can you put that in your signature and have a moving signature???

[SSG_Guillermo]

I don't see anything....

[loakii]

I don't see anything....
I dont see anything either ..man my computer must suck

[Valorfall]

That's bad-a Fallen, can you put that in your signature and have a moving signature???

Yes I can do that. You want me to make you one? And its a gif animation you guys might have it turned off for permissions.

Sent from my Htc EVO using Tapatalk.

[loakii]

Yes I can do that. You want me to make you one? And its a gif animation you guys might have it turned off for permissions.

Sent from my Htc EVO using Tapatalk.

And now I have googled it to see what the F your talking about, I have it turned on both IE and Chrome and still cant see the image? Any other Ideas maybe ?

[Valorfall]

No idea... But I will try making it as a video or something....

Sent from my Htc EVO using Tapatalk.

[Valorfall]

thanks for the signature idea. works pretty well.

[BilgeRatBilly]

Yes I can do that. You want me to make you one? And its a gif animation you guys might have it turned off for permissions.

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Sure that would be great. I'll gladly replace my reaper sig with one made by one of or own :thumbup:

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[Rickety Rob]

Nice! Looks awesome

[smoke]

That's awesome valor. I love it. :D

[loakii]

Ok because I felt left out, I broke open the Ipad and I can now see it through safari.. That is a cool

[Valorfall]

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[ASignorelli]

I think I still like the USMG guy better. LOL no offense.

[Chet The Jet]

Thats a good GIF man im jelous

[Valorfall]

Thats a good GIF man im jelous

Man with your graphics and my animation we could be awesomesauce....

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[River_Rat_459]

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That's good shit right there!

[HAVOK]

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I fuckin dig this BIG TIME!

[Rickety Rob]

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Freaking awesome bro....keep up the great work

[Valorfall]

anyone want an animated signature?

[Rickety Rob]

anyone want an animated signature?

If we could get another image added to the two we already have I would love to have one. Two is the max...I know cause I had issues trying to add a third one yesterday to my sig block

[smoke]

I would love some animated banners for your competitions and events system.. 728px wide x 90px tall

blow my mind, go go go:eyebrows:

[Rickety Rob]

I would love some animated banners for your competitions and events system.. 728px wide x 90px tall

blow my mind, go go go:eyebrows:

He won't do it! Do it! Do it now! :acool:

[airbornedaddie]

I have a cool one thought up...just need your crum-prutikal skills and precious time...

Obviously, someone (Steve, Jarod, Dave...uhhhhh, Terrell, Finch, Chris...shit, most anybody has a shot at this one) will have something to say about this one...it'll be some cheesy ass "big dumb lug" nonsense about how uncool mine sounds, how gay the Army/ABN is, and that aircraft are meant to be landed in... blahse blahse, skip...

Initiating hater defense mechanisms....check

Powering all self centered/serving capacitors to Maximum...rog

Conduct ego maniacal stance, status and stature PMCS...affirmative GTG

All systems are hot, repeating last...all systems are hot...


Now that's outa the way...if and when you could find some spare time I'd like one of those over this way...of course youre free to make it how you choose, but I have an idea of what I know I would do if I could...

...picture if you will...in your minds eye....way deep down in the darkest, most relaxing and clear canvas you can conjer up, imagine a SIG box...black as Kantstopmeh's soul...nothing but paranoia, angst, and a very small silver corner riveted rectangular box (Jump Caution Light-JCL) running up and down the right side. Now place two round lights (dimmer shades) vertically, about a third of box size in dia., equal distance, with only the top one lit a real bright cherry red. I'm thinking 5 seconds later, whole sig flashes black quickly then...

"STANDBY!"

...pops up for a sec or two, flash quickly back black. Next, an open Paratroop door appears on the farthest left side of the Sig w/blue sky BG and simultaneously the brighter green light cuts on...

"Green light! GO! GO! GO!"

flashes for a sec or two, then the letters of my screen name (AIRBORNEDADDIE) (all letters in mil-style bumper number font) nearly the size of the sig and scrolling in front of the JCL towards the paratroop door, (obviously mimicking jumpers exiting) then when lead edge of each letter are just past far left side of door, they freaking sling shot recoil right and down like they're being prop blasted...once all "jumpers" exit, swap JCL light illumination back to red...and fade to black and then whatever you think would be fitting in this theme and then roll credits...

Catch your breath, people.... i know it's exciting

I imagine it in my head easily, but it's probably gonna be a pain...you can google "c-130 jump caution light" and "paratroop door" for visual cues, but it can be as simple or ornate as you like...ornate is good...

...good like my razor sharp ability to keep all the above mentioned folks in paragraph one reading this very long and drawn out plan of my SIG you're sure to moan on about how you would have done this easier, better, or more "Air Forcy...only to get this far and have to hear these infamous, and now commonly exchanged and expected words...

Suck it...

"All the way, Sir!



...overheard singing in the background ...."gone an' do ya' job hata'...feel free to hate on me..."

[Valorfall]

I have a cool one thought up...just need your crum-prutikal skills and precious time...

Obviously, someone (Steve, Jarod, Dave...uhhhhh, Terrell, Finch, Chris...shit, most anybody has a shot at this one) will have something to say about this one...it'll be some cheesy ass "big dumb lug" nonsense about how uncool mine sounds, how gay the Army/ABN is, and that aircraft are meant to be landed in... blahse blahse, skip...

Initiating hater defense mechanisms....check

Powering all self centered/serving capacitors to Maximum...rog

Conduct ego maniacal stance, status and stature PMCS...affirmative GTG

All systems are hot, repeating last...all systems are hot...


Now that's outa the way...if and when you could find some spare time I'd like one of those over this way...of course youre free to make it how you choose, but I have an idea of what I know I would do if I could...

...picture if you will...in your minds eye....way deep down in the darkest, most relaxing and clear canvas you can conjer up, imagine a SIG box...black as Kantstopmeh's soul...nothing but paranoia, angst, and a very small silver corner riveted rectangular box (Jump Caution Light-JCL) running up and down the right side. Now place two round lights (dimmer shades) vertically, about a third of box size in dia., equal distance, with only the top one lit a real bright cherry red. I'm thinking 5 seconds later, whole sig flashes black quickly then...

"STANDBY!"

...pops up for a sec or two, flash quickly back black. Next, an open Paratroop door appears on the farthest left side of the Sig w/blue sky BG and simultaneously the brighter green light cuts on...

"Green light! GO! GO! GO!"

flashes for a sec or two, then the letters of my screen name (AIRBORNEDADDIE) (all letters in mil-style bumper number font) nearly the size of the sig and scrolling in front of the JCL towards the paratroop door, (obviously mimicking jumpers exiting) then when lead edge of each letter are just past far left side of door, they freaking sling shot recoil right and down like they're being prop blasted...once all "jumpers" exit, swap JCL light illumination back to red...and fade to black and then whatever you think would be fitting in this theme and then roll credits...

Catch your breath, people.... i know it's exciting

I imagine it in my head easily, but it's probably gonna be a pain...you can google "c-130 jump caution light" and "paratroop door" for visual cues, but it can be as simple or ornate as you like...ornate is good...

...good like my razor sharp ability to keep all the above mentioned folks in paragraph one reading this very long and drawn out plan of my SIG you're sure to moan on about how you would have done this easier, better, or more "Air Forcy...only to get this far and have to hear these infamous, and now commonly exchanged and expected words...

Suck it...

"All the way, Sir!



...overheard singing in the background ...."gone an' do ya' job hata'...feel free to hate on me..."




BEST DESCRIPTION EVER.... SERIOUSLY... I CAN FEEL THE ADRENALINE IN MY VEINS AS IF I JUST WATCHED A AWESOME MOVIE TRAILER.... WAIT!! WHY ARE MY PANTS ALL SOGGY NOW??? GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!!


but on a more serious note....


Copy will see what I can do for you.

[SAPPER USMG]

that's some funny shit, I don't care who you are....still laughing...and ....you're golden....

[Ironhide400]

That was DEEP shit Airborne.....LOL! :der:

[airbornedaddie]

"WHY ARE MY PANTS ALL SOGGY NOW??? GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!!"
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Fallen,
Don't fret pal, at least, maybe some errant urine will clear up that nasty rash I unleashed on you heathens before my morning constitution...


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/PenicillinPSAedit.jpg/300px-PenicillinPSAedit.jpg
+1 for nasty rash's and 1000's of open boils...


PESTILENCE HORSE
"The one the Penicillin Rep warned you about."


~serious faced~
It would be kind of a rad to have even CLOSE to that description...it was vague I know...

Bones:
http://www.defense.gov/DODCMSShare/NewsStoryPhoto/2009-12/scr_090909-f-3333A-211.jpg

Notice size, location and color of light...

follow trail edge of door up...and there it is...any detail in the door, AF peek port, color and warnings are yours to decide...just no cover on peek port...blue sky's and fluffy clouds! http://www.siriusreplicas.com/ref/images/c-130/c-130h005.jpg

[airbornedaddie]

That was DEEP shit Airborne.....LOL! :der:

I'll take that as a compliment...


...as I may have mentioned before, Jumpmasters tend to be detail oriented....oh, the ADHD? I took the pill, WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!!:mad:

[Valorfall]

ok so here is what i got so far.... (ITS NOT FINISHED)



http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n290/Cawatson2006/airborne.gif


and incase it doesnt load right....
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n290/Cawatson2006/airborne.gif

and no didnt see your post airborne.... till just now.....


JUST TELL ME WHAT TO CHANGE...

[Valorfall]

ok so here is what i got so far.... (ITS NOT FINISHED)



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and incase it doesnt load right....
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n290/Cawatson2006/airborne.gif

and no didnt see your post airborne.... till just now.....


JUST TELL ME WHAT TO CHANGE...



oh and BTW this sig is fricken HUGE!!!!

[airbornedaddie]

.

..of an over active imagination and desire to brag/boast in SIG without saying a word...

Bro that thing is fucking smelling up the whole website with its aroma of manliness and the pungent smell of jealousy...

@ #"loving when a plan comes together"

I will address changes in the next hour...minor, but important...

I know what "the ones who see" say about compensation, so I'll digress...I could write something clever for you???


Thank you. I now rule...more...



Fanboys: lets go now! I wanna defend it!:kev: (this is actually named after me...thank you smoke)

[airbornedaddie]

Man that is a hell of a start...here I thought I was gonna get it around June...since I see you're into it (no homo) I'll challenge you more since that was "too easy" for you....even during tourney night! Its awesome so far...

Issues/Suggestions:

a.reverse cloud traverse
b.replace square bulbs at JCL with round bulbs (perfect size) maybe add a bit more love to the green at JCL, glow is perfect
c.could I get Xbox gamer tag Jumpmastr82nd instead? I'd reduce/reset/lose advanced ballistic helmet and molly if it muddles things...I wanna SHINE!
d. Shiny ass Chrome letters maybe?
e. flash quickly in bright AF blue tone "Army! Your door!"....add large font command of "1 Minute!" immediately after opening AF sequence ...then quickly trans to {{{30 seconds}}} <that was my version of whispering to #1 Jumper) at or near bottom sig center, much smaller than other command but same font & color...try quotations & bright yellow or amber colored font for all them, it'll get them off the JCL's jock...All this within that first 12 mississippi count...
f. add small jump platform off paratroop door, or not, whatever...
g. great exit speed...need a small,white, text bubble attached to letter "d" with "Last man, last man! inside
h. "ALL THE WAY, SIR!" and maybe division patch before a fade out to YOUR ROLL CALL...take some fucking credit for this thing...like you said it huge...


LIKE A FUCKING BOSS!



:kev::kev::kev::kev::kev:

( Vietnamese for "ALL THE WAY, SIR!" )

[Rickety Rob]

Nice Fallen.

[SAPPER USMG]

that is awesome....nice tribute....great day not to be a dirty nasty leg....lol

[SAPPER USMG]

so are "real world" plf's still feet, knees, face? just wondering...

[Rickety Rob]

so are "real world" plf's still feet, knees, face? just wondering...

Are we talking civilian or military?

[SSG_Guillermo]

so are "real world" plf's still feet, knees, face? just wondering...

In Kevin's (airbornedaddie) case, it's face first for him...:pound:

[Rickety Rob]

In Kevin's (airbornedaddie) case, it's face first for him...:pound:

hahahaha!

[airbornedaddie]

Goddamn Airborne! Why is this not been brought up already that you were Papa qualified? That being said...


JUMPERS...HIT IT!


5Whisky since the day I made E4 in 2001 (DO NOT ASK ME TO PROVE THIS!!!:ban: BAIT!)

:focus:...its now evolved to FEET, ASS, FACE...PLF is now FAF....i.e "Winds were +25 knots and I fuckin watched poor bastards being faf'ed all night."

[airbornedaddie]

that is awesome....nice tribute....great day not to be a dirty nasty leg....lol




SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......damn dude....FUCKING TAKE IT EASY before you get fucked up and I get pinched for association....

you can no longer address the Few hundred legs in the 82nd as legs...division lawfully ordered nomenclature change from "LEG to N.A.P"...its not nicer, but it keeps the peace I guess at Ridgeway Hall...You do any Deuce time?


:kev:

N=Non

A= Airborne

P= Personnel




really though, its offensive to some people here...check my earliest post in my profile

[airbornedaddie]

In Kevin's (airbornedaddie) case, it's face first for him...:pound:

That's hearsay O...how could that be, when I'm either takin the "Jumpmaster Alibi" as you smoke and look for a camera you dropped...OR, I masterfully pull slips to the bleachers, steiner aid, or even the TC seat in a LMTV...LIKE A BOSS!!! Want an autograph?:kev::kev:

Unlike your snowconing, sky-sharking self, some SMART cherry jumpers listen at PRE-JUMP, then actually decide the correct "prepare to land attitude" and nail that dynamic PLF just about everytime ...without so much as a low grunt, even during a HAS (heels, ass, skull)!

[SAPPER USMG]

naw, 20th Engineer Brigade, Main Post...then got shipped over to 10th Mountain to be sapper augmentee to the infantry for D.S.

[SAPPER USMG]

sorry, don't want to piss anyone off...just having fun...my wife, kids, and some of my best friends are n.a.p.s...but no, no 82nd time...20th Engineer Brigade, and 10th Mountain after the jump into Northern Iraq....hey, is the Night Owl still in town? we called it the fight owl...what about the Strac Lounge where the 7th group guys hung out..no it was the Apex ....Rick's.....ahh Fayette-Nam...:cool:

[ASignorelli]

anyone want an animated signature?

<--- this guys does!!!

[River_Rat_459]

How about a "James Bond" intro?

Here's a sample someone did using Adobe After Effects:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-QJpyZkXmk

A classic Bond intro video for reference:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVBRrBl-yc

What I'm thinking is have "globeman" (soon to be renamed) come in from a side, turn to face the viewer, then have an assault rifle go fire off at the viewer. The screen fades to black and then the standard USMG logo appears.

I'd also still love to see Smoke's idea of globeman pull his sunglasses down, wink, and then put them back on. But that's just me.:cool:

[sirjohnathon]

Some of you guys seriously have way too much talent. Mad Props!