BMW sued for giving customer a persistent, lasting erection

[MK-82_1_EACH]

BMW is being sued (http://jalopnik.com/5905926/man-sues-bmw-after-motorcycle-gives-him-an-erection-that-wont-go-away) after a customer found his BMW motorcycle gave him a persistent, lasting erection. No, not because it morphed into a sexy woman like that one Fiat ad, but because its custom "ridge-like" Corbin-Pacific seat, on which he sat for a total of four hours, gave him priapism (medical talk for a persistent, lasting erection) which he further claims has made him unable to engage in sexual activity TO THIS DAY. Whaaaat? A minute ago we were writing this seat down on our personal shopping wish list; now we are discreetly crossing it off. If BMW is found liable, they will owe him money for lost wages, personal injury, medical expenses, product liability and negligent infliction of emotional distress.


Source: http://now.msn.com/now/0428-bmw-lasting-erection.aspx

[MARDIGRA21]

Wow, everyone is trying to sue anyone to get ahead.

[jxspyder]

And of course, no where in that 4 hour frame did he think of checking what was going on......

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[USAFANGELS]

Wow, everyone is trying to sue anyone to get ahead.

Sounds like this guy just needed head, then everything would have been fine

[sirjohnathon]

I guess these seats were designed for short trips only.

[River_Rat_459]

Wow, everyone is trying to sue anyone to get ahead.


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[Rickety Rob]

GTF out of here. Are you serious! WOW! What an idiot

[iamthesgt]

Hope they throw his erection out of the courtroom.