need ideas!!

[SSGMansourOmar]

ok so the other day it was one of our unit members birthday, so we take him off post to a fancy restaurant and spend mad bucks on him at this fancy italian place. we planned that night to go camping for the weekend, we had everything set and organized. so we tell him about the camping trip, and he tells us he wants to go! so the next day we wake up early to start getting ready. when we go to his dorm, hes not there, we call him and tells us that he went to see his girl and will be there all weekend. :nono: that doesnt go to well over for us. so me and a couple guys from my unit want to prank him, nothing to hurt him, but something to get him back for ditching his brothers.:evil: something good. so any ideas?:help: :eyebrows:

[USAFANGELS]

ok so the other day it was one of our unit members birthday, so we take him off post to a fancy restaurant and spend mad bucks on him at this fancy italian place. we planned that night to go camping for the weekend, we had everything set and organized. so we tell him about the camping trip, and he tells us he wants to go! so the next day we wake up early to start getting ready. when we go to his dorm, hes not there, we call him and tells us that he went to see his girl and will be there all weekend. :nono: that doesnt go to well over for us. so me and a couple guys from my unit want to prank him, nothing to hurt him, but something to get him back for ditching his brothers.:evil: something good. so any ideas?:help: :eyebrows:

Everything in his dorm is either foamed (get with fire department) or dissapears (more work but instant gratification)

[SSGMansourOmar]

Everything in his dorm is either foamed (get with fire department) or dissapears (more work but instant gratification)

dude! yes thats awesome!! thats gonna be on our list! we're stacking on ideas then we're gonna narrow them down to the best choice! so that made it on our list! :eyebrows:

[River_Rat_459]

Get one of those pop up tents...preferably one that will take up the majority of his room. Set it up inside his dorm. Get some rocks and already burnt logs and set them up like a campfire had taken place. Get some empty beer cans/bottles and scatter them all over his room. Have some girls give you a few bras and/or panties and string them up all over the place. Leave him a note that says since he didn't come to the party, the part went on without him.

Nothing too harsh in this...it'll just take him some time to get it taken down while he thinks about "what could've been".

[xnastydaddyx]

dude! yes thats awesome!! thats gonna be on our list! we're stacking on ideas then we're gonna narrow them down to the best choice! so that made it on our list! :eyebrows:

Replace his girlfriend's "rape mace" with silly string.

[SSGMansourOmar]

Get one of those pop up tents...preferably one that will take up the majority of his room. Set it up inside his dorm. Get some rocks and already burnt logs and set them up like a campfire had taken place. Get some empty beer cans/bottles and scatter them all over his room. Have some girls give you a few bras and/or panties and string them up all over the place. Leave him a note that says since he didn't come to the party, the part went on without him.

Nothing too harsh in this...it'll just take him some time to get it taken down while he thinks about "what could've been".

That's pretty hilarious! Haha that's going on the list too haha!

[Rickety Rob]

Get a shit load of plastic wrap and wrap his entire car with a shit load of layers or tie his door nob to another door nob across from it so when he trys to open his door he can't. Use 5/50 cord. Shit will be hilarious. Record it if you can

[Pakman3000]

Replace his girlfriend's "rape mace" with silly string.

But what if she's atta....LMAO! That's no laughing matter....unless you're raping a clown. :rolleyes:

[jack]

Icy Hot on the applicator of his under arm deodorant.

[roaland]

Get a shit load of plastic wrap and wrap his entire car with a shit load of layers or tie his door nob to another door nob across from it so when he trys to open his door he can't. Use 5/50 cord. Shit will be hilarious. Record it if you can

I had an ex who shrink wrapped my car one year for my birthday, and Limburger cheese under my door handles, behind the wheel, in the air vents, left the opened jar under my seat....ya...lol you can just do this except replace "car" with "bed" and "Closet" lolol

[DOCCUPCAKE]

Put itching powder it's like 4 bucks in his bed and when he lays in it he will start itching and freak out lol priceless :)) just take a shower and it dilutes :)


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[Pakman3000]

Butter the floor.

[KaNtSt0PMeH]

You could put saran wrap on his toilet seat... the underside of course that one is worth some laughs for sure

SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!

[roaland]

You could put saran wrap on his toilet seat... the underside of course that one is worth some laughs for sure

SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!

had a budy of mine do this to another friend of mine after we got him drunk lol you can imagine what happened when he puked hahahahaa

[Rickety Rob]

had a budy of mine do this to another friend of mine after we got him drunk lol you can imagine what happened when he puked hahahahaa

That would be nasty to clean up.

[airbornedaddie]

If you wanna just do some minor trickery that can really end any semblance of sanity, steal his tv and cable box remote controls and any charging apparatus in view. This will drive men to do bad things...

I would also suggest, if you have a way into his bathroom, to unscrew the light bulbs then do any or all of the following:
lightly, but completely and evenly coat the lid to his toilet seat with petroleum jelly (Saran wrap bowl opening if you want) and tie the lid down with about 25 turns of dental floss...if it has a tank go ahead and unhook the flapper and hide that chain. Then fill the tank with 2 boxes of pink RIT dye. Then unscrew the shower head and fill that with instant coffee grounds, a half dozen sardines, a can of tuna or food coloring...they all work great...

Works best Monday morning, hungover...again, please record and share!

[roaland]

That would be nasty to clean up.

you kidding haha we didn't clean it up lol it was his house and my friend was getting him back for something he had done so alls fair game lol

[Rickety Rob]

you kidding haha we didn't clean it up lol it was his house and my friend was getting him back for something he had done so alls fair game lol

WOW! you are right about that...watch your backs bro...he could be plotting on you guys...hahaha!

[roaland]

WOW! you are right about that...watch your backs bro...he could be plotting on you guys...hahaha!

Na, he knew he deserved it lol unwritten rule with my friends, if you dish it out, you must take the repercussions with a smile or it gets worse lol

[Rickety Rob]

Na, he knew he deserved it lol unwritten rule with my friends, if you dish it out, you must take the repercussions with a smile or it gets worse lol

Fair enough. Remind to never party with you guys. I don't want to find myself in a position to which I'll regret later...hahaha!

[roaland]

Fair enough. Remind to never party with you guys. I don't want to find myself in a position to which I'll regret later...hahaha!

noted :D hahaha