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Chet The Jet
05-14-2012, 10:11
So I was driving in my highly dense middle class neighborhood 25 minutes away from Washington DC, where there are no farms or ranches anywhere close to where I live. Suddenly I saw this chicken on the side of the road and so I decided to pick him up and take him home let my dogs play with and all before I called animal control. It looks like someone was taking care of this chicken its feathers we're plucked and nails trimmed. I thought it was so odd finding a chicken in the middle of my neighborhood. My mom wanted to eat it.... But I told her no lol. Here's a picture for you guys just thought I would share. http://img.tapatalk.com/c6e4c88f-2eac-a868.jpg


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Rickety Rob
05-14-2012, 10:14
Only an Asian mother would say something like that....lol

bulletmagnet
05-14-2012, 10:16
As random finds go, that is pretty funny. Sure beats the odd stray dog. lol
If it's a hen I'd be thinking "free range eggs!"

Chet The Jet
05-14-2012, 10:27
That's the thing it was a hen, but I wasn't going to listen to its morning call every morning at 0500 and make the neighbors mad ! Lol

And yes only my mom would say that she almost broke its neck in front of me


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jxspyder
05-14-2012, 10:30
Odd as it may sound, some people dig having chickens as pets.

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MARDIGRA21
05-15-2012, 18:10
Looks delicious lol jk

Rickety Rob
05-16-2012, 06:26
Odd as it may sound, some people dig having chickens as pets.

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Yea, to fight them...lol

jxspyder
05-16-2012, 09:33
Yea, to fight them...lol

Naw, dude I used to work with had a trained chicken as a pet. Was pretty awesome.

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RighteousKil187
05-16-2012, 09:39
I see thousands of chickens a day, then I ship them out. The sad part is when the chicken DOESN'T cross the road. Sometimes they get out of their crates and stay by the plant until the next day and usually get found. Chickens can be quite stupid. I'd like to see a trained chicken


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KaNtSt0PMeH
05-16-2012, 09:54
I had a neighbor back home that had a couple pet chickens. We used to shoot them with Air Soft guns and watch em freak out lol...

SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!

SSG_Guillermo
05-16-2012, 09:55
I had a neighbor back home that had a couple pet chickens. We used to shoot them with Air Soft guns and watch em freak out lol...

SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

RighteousKil187
05-16-2012, 10:14
I had a neighbor back home that had a couple pet chickens. We used to shoot them with Air Soft guns and watch em freak out lol...

SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!

Lucky they didn't peck your eyes out in your sleep ha


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Rickety Rob
05-16-2012, 10:15
I had a neighbor back home that had a couple pet chickens. We used to shoot them with Air Soft guns and watch em freak out lol...

SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!

Hahahahaha! That's freakin Hilarious!

arMedL3PR3ChauN
05-17-2012, 21:54
I had a neighbor back home that had a couple pet chickens. We used to shoot them with Air Soft guns and watch em freak out lol...

SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!

Now thats funny! I would laugh until I cried watching a chicken freak out after being shot at! :Cry:

Chet The Jet
05-17-2012, 22:57
thanks taking chicken fights to the next level:confused:

smoke
05-18-2012, 12:44
Mmmm, Taste's just like chicken! :pound::eyebrows:


Looks delicious lol jk