View Full Version : So is this the zombie apocalypse, or is the world just going mad?
River_Rat_459
05-31-2012, 23:57
Seriously....what a f'd up week. What the hell?
'Miami Cannibal'
(http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152208/Rudy-Eugene-Miami-cannibal-attack-video-shows-victim-Ronald-Poppo-conscious.html?ICO=most_read_module)
Cage fighter 'rips out still-beating heart of training partner after fearing he was possessed by the devil' (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1282647/US-cage-fighter-Jarrod-Wyatt-rips-training-partner-Taylor-Powells-heart.html)
Texas woman accused of killing infant son, then eating child's brain (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32171926/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/investigators-stunned-child-dismemberment/#.T8hYqrBYtIk)
Umm, I'm gonna go with "World has gone mad".....seriously tho, WTF?! This is some scary shit!
I'm going the Mad theory but I think there's a lot more to all these stories then is being reported.
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bulletmagnet
06-01-2012, 02:24
I don't know about you but I'm relocating to an easily defendable position right now. Who's with me?
Rickety Rob
06-01-2012, 05:02
To add to the zombie apocalypse. We had a man here in Baltimore who admitted he decapitated two people, ate their hearts and brains, and chopped up the rest of the body parts. I'm going to by me some zombie ammo
Ironhide400
06-01-2012, 07:12
Don't mess with me.....I will eat your face! :der::clock:
DOCCUPCAKE
06-01-2012, 07:16
That's crazy
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toby2533
06-01-2012, 08:03
bath salts what the F**k, damn humans will smoke, snort or shot anything. We actually deserve a zombie plague we really need to thin the herd.
iamthesgt
06-01-2012, 08:09
bath salts what the F**k, damn humans will smoke, snort or shot anything. We actually deserve a zombie plague we really need to thin the herd.
As much as the zombie apocalypse would suck, there are some people who need to be turned into zombies
KaNtSt0PMeH
06-01-2012, 09:01
Don't act like you guys wouldn't be excited for a zombie apocalypse... I am ready... are you???
SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!
Don't act like you guys wouldn't be excited for a zombie apocalypse... I am ready... are you???
SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!
I've been in training since the 1st Resident Evil :D
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SAPPER USMG
06-01-2012, 10:10
I don't know about you but I'm relocating to an easily defendable position right now. Who's with me?
Already in one...fight your way in..password is Tallahassee Twinkies....
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SAPPER USMG
06-01-2012, 10:13
There was another news blurb this am about a college kid somewhere who ate another kid's heart and brain....see if I can find it to post....
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SAPPER USMG
06-01-2012, 10:18
Don't act like you guys wouldn't be excited for a zombie apocalypse... I am ready... are you???
SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!
Every morning when I wake...."please God, let the zombie apocalypse start now so I can shoot these motherfuckers in the face. Amen." Then I go to work and check faces...lol
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iamthesgt
06-01-2012, 11:02
Every morning when I wake...."please God, let the zombie apocalypse start now so I can shoot these motherfuckers in the face. Amen." Then I go to work and check faces...lol
Yeah, that's why I would kind of want one. And it would get some of these crappy drivers off the road!
Indiobeltran
06-01-2012, 11:04
What the hell is the world coming to man?:painkiller:
SSG BRETADO
06-01-2012, 12:37
Its funny how the CDC has a how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/ I got my 12G Shotty... need to go buy more ammo :)
iamthesgt
06-01-2012, 12:43
Its funny how the CDC has a how to prepare for a zombie apocalypse http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/ I got my 12G Shotty... need to go buy more ammo :)
Yeah, but they don't mention any type of weapon. Silly government...
Yeah, but they don't mention any type of weapon. Silly government...
I've got my 2 battle axes, a couple swords, a few guns, plenty of ammo lol let's get this goin haha
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SAPPER USMG
06-01-2012, 14:23
I like your style...get up close and personal!
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I like your style...get up close and personal!
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Haha what can I say, I like my zombies juicy haha
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RogueScot
06-01-2012, 17:14
So, did you hear about the guy in New Jersey who stabbed himself over and over with a 12" blade and threw his intestines at the police? Got my bug out bag ready. :)
MARDIGRA21
06-01-2012, 21:25
There was another news blurb this am about a college kid somewhere who ate another kid's heart and brain....see if I can find it to post....
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Maryland cannibal. Dude ate his heart and brains wtf
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/maryland-cannibal-case-suspect-accused-eating-heart-brains-ranted-facebook-article-1.1088522
RogueScot
06-01-2012, 21:29
So, did you hear about the guy in New Jersey who stabbed himself over and over with a 12" blade and threw his intestines at the police? Got my bug out bag ready. :)
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30/new-jersey-man-throws-intestines-at-cops-after-repeatedly-stabbing-himself/
A1000YrdStare03
06-02-2012, 13:20
All these lunatics you guys are talking about are all on pills. Its becoming an epidemic. Trust me, I work in narcotics, and its a problem. Sometimes when I'm driving I feel like I'm on fast forward, and everyone else is on slowmo. Its because there are so many people popping pills like candy. Oh, and for the zombies I have a couple of 9mm's and an AR-15 with a few thousand rounds, and I am well trained in taking headshots!!! lol
Indiobeltran
06-02-2012, 16:36
All these lunatics you guys are talking about are all on pills. Its becoming an epidemic. Trust me, I work in narcotics, and its a problem. Sometimes when I'm driving I feel like I'm on fast forward, and everyone else is on slowmo. Its because there are so many people popping pills like candy. Oh, and for the zombies I have a couple of 9mm's and an AR-15 with a few thousand rounds, and I am well trained in taking headshots!!! lol
Haha very nice :decision:
RighteousKil187
06-02-2012, 19:22
I just hope there not the zombies who just keep running at you after your turn them into Swiss cheese. Popping off a few rounds at some heads doesn't sound to bad. Pretty coincidental that it's happened quite frequently lately
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River_Rat_459
06-21-2012, 16:00
It's still going on....
Another ‘Zombie’ Eating Attack Reported by Police in Florida
Posted on: 4:06 pm, June 21, 2012, by Dan Jovic
Kristal Roberts, WFTS, Reporting, Courtesy CNN
PALMETTO, Florida — The latest in a string of “zombie” like attacks happened in a Manatee County home Wednesday night after a man under the influence went into a fit of rage and bit a piece of someone’s arm off during a visit with his children.
Much like the Miami face-eating attack, 26-year-old Charles Baker got naked, ate human flesh and wouldn’t go down without a fight, according to a Manatee County Sheriff’s Office report.
Authorities say Baker went to his girlfriend’s home on 25th St in Palmetto to visit his kids at 10:15 p.m. They say he was high on an unknown substance when he knocked on the door, then barged in, began yelling and taking off his clothes.
He was screaming and wouldn’t calm down, then began throwing furniture around the home.
Jeffery Blake, who lives in the home, attempted to restrain Baker, but the suspect bit him, taking a chunk of his flesh from his bicep.
Blake, 48, was able to get Baker to the ground and kept him there until two deputies arrived.
When law enforcement came inside, Blake released Baker. Baker got up, but would not respond to deputies orders.
The suspect instead faced the deputies, tensing his body, clenching his fists and screaming. Baker, still naked, acted like he was going to rush the deputies, according to the report.
Deputy Wildt deployed his an electronic control device after giving a verbal warning.
Baker fell to the ground, and then tried to get back up, so Deputy Wildt deployed the device again. Baker pulled the probes out, so deputy Blake deployed his electric shock device.
Those probes were also pulled out, and Deputy Wildt deployed a second cartridge.
By this time, several other deputies had arrived on scene and were able to hold him down and handcuff him.
Baker was taken to Manatee Memorial Hospital for evaluation before being transported to the jail.
SOURCE: http://fox8.com/2012/06/21/another-zombie-eating-attack-reported-by-police-in-florida/
iamthesgt
06-21-2012, 20:07
It's still going on....
SOURCE: http://fox8.com/2012/06/21/another-zombie-eating-attack-reported-by-police-in-florida/
Well that's why you shoot them WITH A SHOTGUN!
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Well that's why you shoot them WITH A SHOTGUN!
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And remember, don't be stingy with that ammo, Double Tap :D
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Rickety Rob
06-22-2012, 05:01
And remember, don't be stingy with that ammo, Double Tap :D
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I like the way you think :becky:
MARDIGRA21
06-23-2012, 16:36
And remember, don't be stingy with that ammo, Double Tap :D
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Lol I love that movie. Can't wait for part 2
Lol ya I refuse to watch it without twinkies lol
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iamthesgt
06-23-2012, 20:02
Lol ya I refuse to watch it without twinkies lol
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Better stock up then!
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Better stock up then!
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Ya I heard the sad news lol can't have zombies without twinkies :(
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bulletmagnet
06-24-2012, 14:02
And piano's for booby trap purposes.
Rickety Rob
07-03-2012, 06:56
Lol ya I refuse to watch it without twinkies lol
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Twinkies are a must lol
Twinkies are a must lol
Maybe florida has too many twinkies? They seem to have a lot of "zombie" attacks....could be a relation there :D
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iamthesgt
07-03-2012, 09:49
Maybe florida has too many twinkies? They seem to have a lot of "zombie" attacks....could be a relation there :D
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I think it's the other way around. What recently happened? Hostess announced it is going out of business. Suddenly, zombies appear. Therefore, we must conclude that twinkies are an effective zombie deterrent. Someone must bear the mantle of the twinkie master and stand before this evil tide!
I think it's the other way around. What recently happened? Hostess announced it is going out of business. Suddenly, zombies appear. Therefore, we must conclude that twinkies are an effective zombie deterrent. Someone must bear the mantle of the twinkie master and stand before this evil tide!
That's brilliant! Rally around the mighty Twinkie Master! All bow down before its brilliance, wisdom and secret zombie fighting skillz!
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iamthesgt
07-03-2012, 10:05
That's brilliant! Rally around the mighty Twinkie Master! All bow down before its brilliance, wisdom and secret zombie fighting skillz!
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Yes, my children. Come closer and I will show you the way of the Twinkie
Rickety Rob
07-03-2012, 10:08
Maybe florida has too many twinkies? They seem to have a lot of "zombie" attacks....could be a relation there :D
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Either that or preparing in advance lol
River_Rat_459
07-03-2012, 17:15
Yes, my children. Come closer and I will show you the way of the Twinkie
Hmmm....I wonder if Little Debbie and her Golden Cremes can offer us some protection as well.
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/polls/279000/279247_1249435956860_full.jpg
iamthesgt
07-03-2012, 19:21
Hmmm....I wonder if Little Debbie and her Golden Cremes can offer us some protection as well.
http://images2.fanpop.com/images/polls/279000/279247_1249435956860_full.jpg
No! Only Twinkies will suffice
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No! Only Twinkies will suffice
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So sayeth the Great Twinkie! All must obey the will of the spongy, cleamfilled goodness that is our master and protector!
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ApollosArrow89
07-03-2012, 23:54
So sayeth the Great Twinkie! All must obey the will of the spongy, cleamfilled goodness that is our master and protector!
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Ok i think roland is brainwashed by the great twinkie
iamthesgt
07-04-2012, 14:52
Ok i think roland is brainwashed by the great twinkie
Never! All who learn the way of the Twinkie do so of their own will. I would never pressure anyone to do anything.;)
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iamthesgt
07-05-2012, 09:31
You know what, I think I want my title to be "Great Twinkie" - you know, where it says "USMG Member". Can anyone hook me up with this?
You know what, I think I want my title to be "Great Twinkie" - you know, where it says "USMG Member". Can anyone hook me up with this?
Haha we could start a Great Twinkie group and we could all be labled as followers of the great twinkie!
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Ironhide400
07-05-2012, 10:10
You know what, I think I want my title to be "Great Twinkie" - you know, where it says "USMG Member". Can anyone hook me up with this?
That title is set in your profile settings. You can change it any time you want.
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iamthesgt
07-05-2012, 10:12
That title is set in your profile settings. You can change it any time you want.
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I don't see it. Is it on the 'Edit Profile' page?
Ironhide400
07-05-2012, 10:16
I don't see it. Is it on the 'Edit Profile' page?
In the upper right, go to settings, then there is a link for "Edit Profile". You can change it there.
iamthesgt
07-05-2012, 10:52
In the upper right, go to settings, then there is a link for "Edit Profile". You can change it there.
Nope, it's not there. I think I remember someone saying only mods could change it.
Ironhide400
07-05-2012, 11:51
Nope, it's not there. I think I remember someone saying only mods could change it.
If that's the case, don't I just look like a dumbass.......:drum:
Let me see what I can find out.
iamthesgt
07-05-2012, 11:58
If that's the case, don't I just look like a dumbass.......:drum:
Naw you're good. If it appears to you, what you said makes sense. Thanks!
River_Rat_459
07-06-2012, 06:32
Going back to Twinkies...that whole discussion got me thinking about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6_GTQ87jJI
How he did that whole routine without cracking up is beyond me.
Rickety Rob
07-06-2012, 06:37
Going back to Twinkies...that whole discussion got me thinking about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6_GTQ87jJI
How he did that whole routine without cracking up is beyond me.
LMFAO! Great find. "Twinkies....I know where you stand" lol. Great morning laugh
ApollosArrow89
07-06-2012, 06:53
All Hail the Great Twinkie, becuz i am eating one right now, bless ur delicousness and may it save us from the zombie apocolyspe.
MARDIGRA21
07-06-2012, 11:43
All Hail the Great Twinkie, becuz i am eating one right now, bless ur delicousness and may it save us from the zombie apocolyspe.
But their mascot is a naked cowboy lol
But their mascot is a naked cowboy lol
I rode bulls when I was in my 20s for a few years lol I'm pretty sure I burned all those pics....
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iamthesgt
07-06-2012, 12:06
But their mascot is a naked cowboy lol
What are you talking about?
MARDIGRA21
07-06-2012, 13:51
Going back to Twinkies...that whole discussion got me thinking about this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6_GTQ87jJI
How he did that whole routine without cracking up is beyond me.
You didn't watch this iamthesgt?
iamthesgt
07-06-2012, 13:59
You didn't watch this iamthesgt?
Haven't yet. Was planning to after I get off work.
You didn't watch this iamthesgt?
Hahaha after the day I just had, that gave me a much needed laugh haha all hail the great twinkie!
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iamthesgt
07-06-2012, 15:05
Hahaha after the day I just had, that gave me a much needed laugh haha all hail the great twinkie!
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Oh my...I just resigned as the great twinkie
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River_Rat_459
07-06-2012, 16:24
Oh my...I just resigned as the great twinkie
You know you wanna ride that twinkie...Twinkie! :lol:
iamthesgt
07-06-2012, 18:08
You know you wanna ride that twinkie...Twinkie! :lol:
Not at all.
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jxspyder
07-06-2012, 22:12
But their mascot is a naked cowboy lol
Do not dare bemoan the great Twinkie the Kidd.
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Warhammer0351
07-07-2012, 05:28
I just wish it would come on and happen already! That way, I can legally shoot stupid fucks in the face! LOL!!
iamthesgt
07-07-2012, 07:10
I just wish it would come on and happen already! That way, I can legally shoot stupid fucks in the face! LOL!!
I know. I need to find that article i read once - something like "5 reasons you secretly want the zombie apocalypse to happen". That was one of the reasons.
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Warhammer0351
07-07-2012, 17:12
I know. I need to find that article i read once - something like "5 reasons you secretly want the zombie apocalypse to happen". That was one of the reasons.
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Screw the 5 reasons...to me that's the MAIN reason! LOL!!!
For all u zombie lovers I just found out about this event called Eaten Alive put on by students at the university of toledo lol you can either be a zombie and they put u in FX makeup or u can pay and be a survivor lol guess what I'm doin for vacation? Haha the sites being updated currently so u'll have to chack back when its done lol http://www.bashcon.com/index.php
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iamthesgt
08-16-2012, 17:18
Screw the 5 reasons...to me that's the MAIN reason! LOL!!!
Haha yeah...it was a cracked.com article. I said this to some of my buddies today and they looked at me like "you can't say that sort of thing!"
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