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MjolnirActual
06-07-2012, 08:25
Good Morning USMG,
As you know the PS3 Battlefield community had been experiencing a resurgence. With more and more of us online at one time the opportunities for hilarity grow exponentially with each member long in.
In short ... we all say some REALLY funny shit!
Lets use this tread to keep record of all those great 1 liners and running jokes.
To start things off we have a quote from Gooseman_71:
"That guy just ran in front of my gun hole!"
- USMG Member Goosman_71 06 June 2012
Don't forget the C4 trap tracker and I set for y'all...."That was Actual!!!LOLOL"
River_Rat_459
06-07-2012, 17:38
Don't forget the C4 trap tracker and I set for y'all...."That was Actual!!!LOLOL"
Stickied! :cool:
MjolnirActual
06-21-2012, 20:06
"Gentleman's Relish"
- tracker_usmc 21 June 2012 @ 22:00 EST
tracker_usmc
06-24-2012, 17:04
"Ghetto Mortars"
The act of standing on an ammo pack and spamming with grenades...lol
-Random 6-24-12
River_Rat_459
06-24-2012, 17:59
"Ghetto Mortars"
The act of standing on an ammo pack and spamming with grenades...lol
-Random 6-24-12
BWAAHAAAHAAAHAAA!
David_3033
06-24-2012, 19:30
"Ghetto Mortars"
The act of standing on an ammo pack and spamming with grenades...lol
-Random 6-24-12
Damn that was great when that dude said that, lol!!
"Ghetto Mortars"
The act of standing on an ammo pack and spamming with grenades...lol
-Random 6-24-12
I do this....quite frequently actually lol
River_Rat_459
06-25-2012, 06:34
I do this....quite frequently actually lol
Seine Crossing...it's almost a "must" for C & D locations on that map.
iamthesgt
06-25-2012, 08:37
Seine Crossing...it's almost a "must" for C & D locations on that map.
And apparently the first set of M-COMs on Metro Rush. Those mortar guys were probably the reason we actually made it through that set.
EDIT: Oh, whoops. I forgot we were talking about ghetto mortars. Well, I know tracker was using ghetto mortars in that situation and several others as well.
MjolnirActual
06-27-2012, 20:48
"Male Gynecologists are good at video games."
-iamthesgt 27 June 2012
"You know that Rite-Aid I'm talking' about? That's where I get my Trakphone cards....."
LMFAO!!!!!!!!
iamthesgt
06-28-2012, 09:30
"Male Gynecologists are good at video games."
-iamthesgt 27 June 2012
To be fair, I didn't come up with that (I got it from someone else on MW3 in the clan, and first reported it here: http://forums.usmilitarygamers.com/showthread.php?6399-Worst-Nicknames-other-s-have-given-USMG-on-MWF&p=66686&viewfull=1#post66686)
MjolnirActual
07-04-2012, 22:08
"How can you have a pimple on a tank?"
-iamthesgt
04 July 12
iamthesgt
07-04-2012, 22:59
"How can you have a pimple on a tank?"
-iamthesgt
04 July 12
Well that's what i thought i heard...still not sure what was actually said...
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River_Rat_459
07-10-2012, 18:53
While playing conquest on the Operation Metro map near the "B" flag:
"I just Jerry Sanduskied those guys in the locker room."
-One of our own on a date I can't remember (no, it wasn't me who said that either!).
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE DOORWAY BLUEDOT!!!"
-just about every time I play....
iamthesgt
07-10-2012, 19:36
While playing conquest on the Operation Metro map near the "B" flag:
"I just Jerry Sanduskied those guys in the locker room."
-One of our own on a date I can't remember (no, it wasn't me who said that either!).
I wanna say it was Havok or db
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David_3033
07-11-2012, 17:41
"GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE DOORWAY BLUEDOT!!!"
-just about every time I play....
I use this one a lot! They are the worst about blocking doorways and tight hallways
I wanna say it was Havok or db
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No, this wasn't me, lol.
iamthesgt
07-11-2012, 21:52
No, this wasn't me, lol.
I would have just claimed it lol
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I wanna say it was Havok or db
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Wasn't me....
While playing conquest on the Operation Metro map near the "B" flag:
"I just Jerry Sanduskied those guys in the locker room."
-One of our own on a date I can't remember (no, it wasn't me who said that either!).
I'm gonna guess that was Jack
My quote for tonight:
"What the fuck is with this LAG!?! I can't get a fucking kill!!!!"
.....Followed by a strong urge to smash my controller against the wall....
Rickety Rob
07-12-2012, 06:02
While playing conquest on the Operation Metro map near the "B" flag:
"I just Jerry Sanduskied those guys in the locker room."
-One of our own on a date I can't remember (no, it wasn't me who said that either!).
Ahahahaha! That's freakin hilarious
River_Rat_459
07-12-2012, 07:53
I'm gonna guess that was Jack
I don't think so. Actual maybe?
iamthesgt
07-12-2012, 08:22
My quote for tonight:
"What the fuck is with this LAG!?! I can't get a fucking kill!!!!"
.....Followed by a strong urge to smash my controller against the wall....
Been there, done that. Those controllers are pretty tough! Sorry I couldn't get on last night. I've been real busy this week.
I don't think so. Actual maybe? No that wasn't me, I was talking about my new and improved killer PP.
No that wasn't me, I was talking about my new and improved killer PP.
...uh do I even WANNA know? :)
...uh do I even WANNA know? :) The pp2000 with a 40 round mag lol.
The pp2000 with a 40 round mag lol.
Ooooooo! CQC Heaven! Me likey!
Ooooooo! CQC Heaven! Me likey! Ooooooohhhhh yeah lol.
iamthesgt
07-17-2012, 10:23
...uh do I even WANNA know? :)
Probably not...he probably didn't tell you what he actually meant. :p
MjolnirActual
07-18-2012, 09:18
I don't think so. Actual maybe?
Yea ... the Sandusky quote was me *LOL*
iamthesgt
07-18-2012, 09:21
Yea ... the Sandusky quote was me *LOL*
I bout lost it when you said that.
MjolnirActual
07-26-2012, 21:11
"That was sub-optimal!"
-iamthesgt 26 July 12
David_3033
08-10-2012, 07:15
iamthesgt - "I need to learn everyones voice, who is that guy that always sounds gay?"
Tracker_USMC - "I think that is iamthesgt."
:clap2:
MjolnirActual
08-10-2012, 07:30
iamthesgt - "I need to learn everyones voice, who is that guy that always sounds gay?"
Tracker_USMC - "I think that is iamthesgt."
:clap2:
He walked right into that one ... DANG IT!!!!
ROTFLMAO (still)
iamthesgt
08-10-2012, 09:46
He walked right into that one ... DANG IT!!!!
ROTFLMAO (still)
I still don't know why it's always me who says these funnies. There was something normal that I said that you guys thought was funny last night too.
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Oh shit River's isn't in here yet? HA! He says and I quote:
"Sometimes, dying isn't such a good thing..."
Followed by: "Well fuck, that's going in the thread..."
LOL YOU DON'T SAY!
River_Rat_459
08-10-2012, 11:02
Oh shit River's isn't in here yet? HA! He says and I quote:
"Sometimes, dying isn't such a good thing..."
Followed by: "Well fuck, that's going in the thread..."
LOL YOU DON'T SAY!
Yup! Guilty as charged! LOL.
Gooseman_71
08-10-2012, 12:54
"That was sub-optimal!"
-iamthesgt 26 July 12
Now introducing the newest Air Farce GI JOE doll... "Sub-Optimal"
It whines, it cries, it complains you're too mean!
Get them at your local trailer park convenience store before they are goooooonnnneeee.....
tracker_usmc
08-10-2012, 19:06
Now introducing the newest Air Farce GI JOE doll... "Sub-Optimal"
It whines, it cries, it complains you're too mean!
Get them at your local trailer park convenience store before they are goooooonnnneeee.....
LMAO!!!
MjolnirActual
08-13-2012, 07:11
Now introducing the newest Air Farce GI JOE doll... "Sub-Optimal"
It whines, it cries, it complains you're too mean!
Get them at your local trailer park convenience store before they are goooooonnnneeee.....
You for got to add "It works from 0900-1700 Monday - Friday!"
LOL
iamthesgt
08-13-2012, 09:02
You for got to add "It works from 0900-1700 Monday - Friday!"
0900-1700 M-F? Pfff...maybe in a war zone. We get off for lunch, for nap, mid-morning tea, and we only work Fridays if there's an emergency.
MjolnirActual
08-13-2012, 09:21
0900-1700 M-F? Pfff...maybe in a war zone. We get off for lunch, for nap, mid-morning tea, and we only work Fridays if there's an emergency.
Oops ... my bad ... I stand corrected.
LMAO!
David_3033
08-29-2012, 21:49
MjolnirActual 8/29/2012 @ 1040 central "I love the house of dongs."
MjolnirActual
08-30-2012, 12:47
MjolnirActual 8/29/2012 @ 1040 central "I love the house of dongs."
Actually it was "I LOVE HOUSE OF DONGS!!!" *two snaps up in a Z formation*
(it's a server name "Red Legs House of Dongs" nice little mix of maps and games worth seeking it out folks)
I LOVE HOUSE OF DONGS! ...
ROTFLMAO
:)
Twizted875
08-30-2012, 12:51
Lmao nice!
ssandersjr
12-31-2012, 13:57
Bump for the latest and greatest quotes from the battlefield
Not from BF3, but we had some good ones on MoH:WF recently:
"I'm Knifin'!" (In the Noobs voice)
"There's DB, runnin' around with his pants down again....."
"What's this? A Tomahawk? What's it for, are we choppin trees down, is that the objective?" (also in the Noobs voice)
And an always funny Bag 'o Dicks reference....
ssandersjr
03-27-2013, 21:06
Bump for new quotes
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WHIT3C3LL
03-28-2013, 00:38
Your as wrong as two boys fucking at church loved hearing that one
River_Rat_459
07-29-2013, 22:30
No new material from either the PS3 or Xbox side? I'm astonished. Surely there's some new material out there, right?
KaNtSt0PMeH
07-29-2013, 22:48
It depends on who you play with...
If it's Irish it's = F*@#$JOASDFJ()#$RU@#)RIASD)FIAEF)E)F!#)E$IKOAISDFH!#r lol
Whit3C3ll - "There's 2 tanks on Alpha, there's 2 tanks on Alpha, there's 2 tanks on Alpha...
Mardi - how many? lol
"Low and slow is for pot roast son...not flying a chopper...." - Me 2 seconds after a blueberry got us shot down by flying low and slow over a fucking MBT....
River_Rat_459
07-29-2013, 23:13
"Low and slow is for pot roast son...not flying a chopper...." - Me 2 seconds after a blueberry got us shot down by flying low and slow over a fucking MBT....
LMFAO!! Wish I'd been there for that one!
WHIT3C3LL
07-29-2013, 23:54
It depends on who you play with...
If it's Irish it's = F*@#$JOASDFJ()#$RU@#)RIASD)FIAEF)E)F!#)E$IKOAISDFH!#r lol
Whit3C3ll - "There's 2 tanks on Alpha, there's 2 tanks on Alpha, there's 2 tanks on Alpha...
Mardi - how many? lol
Usually in that situation I'm on alpha LMFAO and scarred by the site of 2 things huge barrel in my face or my tags being taken
iamthesgt
07-30-2013, 07:29
Yeah I don't think I've said anything stupid lately.
A10FtHagFish
08-04-2013, 19:42
Message one of the guys got:
"Invite me. I know tactics, I've been through boot camp, and am gonna join the army when I turn 18" (Correct me if I am wrong, that is what I remember)
-Raptor1710 (random that was on our team)
KaNtSt0PMeH
08-04-2013, 20:29
Lol that shit was hilarious. I'm in the Army.... I go to boot camp this year. Apparently all it takes these days is talking to recruiter.
NwG_SnakeEyes
08-04-2013, 20:35
Message one of the guys got:
"Invite me. I know tactics, I've been through boot camp, and am gonna join the army when I turn 18" (Correct me if I am wrong, that is what I remember)
-Raptor1710 (random that was on our team)
Lmao that shit was great. I'm still laughing about that.
River_Rat_459
08-04-2013, 20:51
Message one of the guys got:
"Invite me. I know tactics, I've been through boot camp, and am gonna join the army when I turn 18" (Correct me if I am wrong, that is what I remember)
-Raptor1710 (random that was on our team)
http://ministryplace.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Third-party-facepalm.jpg
GhostOverride
08-04-2013, 22:02
http://ministryplace.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Third-party-facepalm.jpg
Lmao what!
WHIT3C3LL
08-04-2013, 22:59
Wow um ok so he wins a pie for beating me at dumb things said on the battlefield lol
A10FtHagFish
08-05-2013, 05:54
I had to post it cause it was to dumb not to
iamthesgt
08-05-2013, 06:30
That's...retarded
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Brandon raging about the impossibility of taking Jared's tags last night! "I HIT YOU THREE FUCKIN TIMES! WTF!!?"
ROTFLMFAO!!!
NwG_SnakeEyes
08-05-2013, 09:23
Brandon raging about the impossibility of taking Jared's tags last night! "I HIT YOU THREE FUCKIN TIMES! WTF!!?"
ROTFLMFAO!!!
It's like they are invincible. I will get those things eventually.
ssandersjr
08-05-2013, 10:59
Brandon raging about the impossibility of taking Jared's tags last night! "I HIT YOU THREE FUCKIN TIMES! WTF!!?"
ROTFLMFAO!!!
lol, nice. We need that captured audio. Someone start capturing some of these matches.
It's like they are invincible. I will get those things eventually.
AS WILL I......
iamthesgt
08-05-2013, 15:31
lol, nice. We need that captured audio. Someone start capturing some of these matches.
I have a capture box, but I'm 99% sure it doesn't capture VoIP.
I have a capture box, but I'm 99% sure it doesn't capture VoIP.
Mine doesn't unfortunately
KaNtSt0PMeH
08-05-2013, 17:49
Loooop Stab got my tags but that's not nearly as hilarious as Brandon failing miserably lol.
jxspyder
08-05-2013, 17:53
"Double dip-dip"
Sent from the muddy banks of the Wishkaw
WHIT3C3LL
08-05-2013, 23:15
Damnit I'm missing out on all the fun tonight damn my wife and shark week
Valorfall
08-07-2013, 11:16
"Did you just clan-bag me?" - Whitecell
"No. I tag-bagged you" - valorfall
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WHIT3C3LL
08-07-2013, 12:02
"Did you just clan-bag me?" - Whitecell
"No. I tag-bagged you" - valorfall
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You don't clan bag
You don't clan bag
Oh yes we do, maybe you didn't get that memo, but it's pretty much REQUIRED! Lol :p
WHIT3C3LL
08-07-2013, 16:11
Oh yes we do, maybe you didn't get that memo, but it's pretty much REQUIRED! Lol :p
Lmfao
NwG_SnakeEyes
08-08-2013, 19:22
Oh yes we do, maybe you didn't get that memo, but it's pretty much REQUIRED! Lol :p
Hell yea time for some clan bagging.
K0mr4dzR01t627
08-08-2013, 21:44
When i get out of the wite this next weekend i will start video and voice capturing so if ur down i will record and edit it to put up here
WHIT3C3LL
08-08-2013, 23:12
When i get out of the wite this next weekend i will start video and voice capturing so if ur down i will record and edit it to put up here
Sounds good to me so when you do I will make sure to get ur tags lol
A10FtHagFish
08-09-2013, 03:56
Sounds good to me so when you do I will make sure to get ur tags lol
It's fun to take his tags
WHIT3C3LL
08-09-2013, 13:05
It's fun to take his tags
Lmfao god knows how many times we tried to get em lol but in the end I got 1 of watsons lol
Bagged a few new ones last night, Stabicus, KanTANKerUSS & the oh so elusive, nearly invulnerable Jared!
WHIT3C3LL
08-11-2013, 14:28
Note to self drunk Dj is not allowed to ever sing while playing ever again lol
NwG_SnakeEyes
08-11-2013, 18:07
Note to self drunk Dj is not allowed to ever sing while playing ever again lol
Especially Justin Timberlake songs. Lmao
WHIT3C3LL
08-11-2013, 19:03
Especially Justin Timberlake songs. Lmao
Lmfao don't judge
ssandersjr
08-11-2013, 19:25
Note to self drunk Dj is not allowed to ever sing while playing ever again lol
Especially Justin Timberlake songs. Lmao
LMAO, please tell me this did not happen
WHIT3C3LL
08-11-2013, 19:29
Unfortunately it did
Valorfall
08-11-2013, 19:39
Several times unfortunately.
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WHIT3C3LL
08-11-2013, 19:45
Well that and drunk raging
KanTANKerUss
08-11-2013, 20:11
Bagged a few new ones last night, Stabicus, KanTANKerUSS & the oh so elusive, nearly invulnerable Jared!
That's ok havoc cuz my tags are not sacred, although I do believe a have a few of yours....lol...
That's ok havoc cuz my tags are not sacred, although I do believe a have a few of yours....lol...
That you do, my friend, that you do!
KaNtSt0PMeH
08-12-2013, 06:28
"My guy has white boy problems!"
"What?"
"He can't fucking jump"
David_3033
08-14-2013, 21:26
"Why I do I keep falling down when I back up on this joystick." - Gooseman_71
River_Rat_459
08-14-2013, 22:04
"Why I do I keep falling down when I back up on this joystick." - Gooseman_71
LMFAO! That could be misconstrued so many different ways.:pound:
Thanks kantstopmeh I appreciate you killing me. Dick!
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KaNtSt0PMeH
08-14-2013, 23:21
:) Aim to please.
David_3033
08-15-2013, 08:03
LMFAO! That could be misconstrued so many different ways.:pound:
I know right! After he said it he was like oh damn why did I say that. LMAO!!
Not a quote but stumbled upon this while I was watch battleloggers. It's a video from one of Havok's teammates as they get trolled by the BFF's in what looks like surprise party. I'm sure there a few good quotes in their somewhere.
http://youtu.be/-uo0UAAhwc8
Not a quote but stumbled upon this while I was watch battleloggers. It's a video from one of Havok's teammates as they get trolled by the BFF's in what looks like surprise party. I'm sure there a few good quotes in their somewhere.
http://youtu.be/-uo0UAAhwc8
Yep. That was a fun one. Jon (the Engineer aka Appsro) kept killing me and teabagging my face. I believe my quote from that was something like..."Yeah, it's gonna take a few days to get the taste of Jon's nuts outta my mouth..." LOL Always a good time with the BFF's
ssandersjr
10-28-2013, 17:11
Yep. That was a fun one. Jon (the Engineer aka Appsro) kept killing me and teabagging my face. I believe my quote from that was something like..."Yeah, it's gonna take a few days to get the taste of Jon's nuts outta my mouth..." LOL Always a good time with the BFF's
Lmao too funny. Get that shit printed on a shirt
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airborne509
10-29-2013, 05:50
Downloading the PS3 battlefield 4 version now. See you guys out there. if you have it and I am not on your friends list friend me PSN: airborne509
A10FtHagFish
11-17-2013, 18:38
"This thing is no longer called the Anti-air, it's now the anti-everything" - SovereignMammal
Why - Me
"Since it fucks everything up" - Mammal
iamthesgt
11-17-2013, 21:13
Yeah A/A vs ground troops= awesome
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WHIT3C3LL
11-18-2013, 01:04
"This thing is no longer called the Anti-air, it's now the anti-everything" - SovereignMammal
Why - Me
"Since it fucks everything up" - Mammal
Yea sounds like every match we've been in so far
Hiding in a corner waiting for Watsons tags
SovereignMammal
11-23-2013, 00:05
Our squad got first on the leaderboard. Everyone else just sucked. Except for ddog since we pretty much ended up using him as bait. -A10fthagfish
I was bait? -ddog002
A10FtHagFish
11-23-2013, 08:56
Our squad got first on the leaderboard. Everyone else just sucked. Except for ddog since we pretty much ended up using him as bait. -A10fthagfish
I was bait? -ddog002
That was a great reaction. I so hope I have that recorded
Lol Classic move
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WHIT3C3LL
11-26-2013, 23:33
Gotta say the funniest so far is telling stab to change teams because there is room while also shooting him because he is on the point I'm getting ready to take lmfao
Hiding in a corner waiting for Watsons tags
comanche_warior
11-30-2013, 16:22
Sovereigns black roommate's reaction to me getting the top spot the other night was pretty funny.
BULLETMAN
12-02-2013, 03:08
Can someone send me a Clan invite on PS3. I play BF4 on there also.... PSN ID is - BIG RAY 23.... THANKS
iamthesgt
12-02-2013, 07:37
Can someone send me a Clan invite on PS3. I play BF4 on there also.... PSN ID is - BIG RAY 23.... THANKS
Are you talking about platoons? Because they don't exist on BF4 yet. BF3 has platoons, but we're drawing down there.
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ssandersjr
12-02-2013, 17:33
Can someone send me a Clan invite on PS3. I play BF4 on there also.... PSN ID is - BIG RAY 23.... THANKS
I sent a friend request. As long as you have a bf3 soldier I can invite you to the platoon. Currently not an option on BF4. You can just add the clan tag yourself in Battlelog.
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One of many funny things said the other night while DB, Mjolnir, Steelbullet and I were playing with Nate/do_r_a_l_e_o_u_s (Medic from from BFF's):
Nate: "Yea so this guy Shack_Up killed me...he's one of yours right?"
Me: "Yea"
Nate: "You should probably just kick him out of the USMG then..."
LOLOLOLOLOL
A10FtHagFish
02-19-2014, 20:00
While playing with JT, Havok, Murph (as Zeebra), and K0mr4dz:
Me: Were a bunch of team killing fucktards.
There will be a video out shortly to explain why I said that
ssandersjr
02-19-2014, 20:32
While playing with JT, Havok, Murph (as Zeebra), and K0mr4dz:
Me: Were a bunch of team killing fucktards.
There will be a video out shortly to explain why I said that
lol, bring on the team killing fucktards. This should be good
A10FtHagFish
02-19-2014, 20:33
lol, bring on the team killing fucktards. This should be good
I was crying cause I was laughing so hard
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Dude we all were
Sent from the hills of despair.
A10FtHagFish
04-29-2014, 19:44
I'm all about equal opportunity. I'm gonna put C4 on his butthole and turn him into preparation h
ssandersjr
05-01-2014, 19:49
lol, these are always great. Would be even better to capture the audio.
comanche_warior
07-03-2014, 12:53
Ms V: my tits are made of metal I have terminator tits. Get to the choppa!
Ms V: my tits are made of metal I have terminator tits. Get to the choppa!
Wow!!!
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YouComplain
07-05-2014, 10:16
Row row row your boat
gently down the stream
lock and load
tactical mode
UNITED STATES MARINES!!
Row row row your boat
gently down the stream
lock and load
tactical mode
UNITED STATES MARINES!!
LMFAO!
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ssandersjr
04-19-2015, 11:02
Today had some good ones
What were they ?
Ir1shm4st3rm1nd
04-19-2015, 13:29
Mayan do I have permission to share?
Sent from the middle of 'Merica' s wang
iamthesgt
04-19-2015, 13:52
Mayan do I have permission to share?
Sent from the middle of 'Merica' s wang
He mentioned it. That's tacit permission
Ir1shm4st3rm1nd
04-19-2015, 14:22
I'm going to need overt permission on this one
Sent from the middle of 'Merica' s wang
ssandersjr
04-19-2015, 14:37
I'm going to need overt permission on this one
Sent from the middle of 'Merica' s wang
Haha, this should be good
iamthesgt
04-19-2015, 14:54
I want to hear this...
Mayan do I have permission to share?
Sent from the middle of 'Merica' s wang
Go for it lol
ssandersjr
04-19-2015, 15:27
Go for it lol
Yes, do it
I'm not gonna say it it's funnier from some one else's perspective
I'm going to need overt permission on this one
Sent from the middle of 'Merica' s wang
Hurry up every one is waiting lol
ssandersjr
04-19-2015, 16:07
Hurry up every one is waiting lol
Hell yeah, hopefully it will be worth the wait
Hell yeah, hopefully it will be worth the wait
It is lol the party exploded with laughter probably made Irish's week
Ir1shm4st3rm1nd
04-19-2015, 16:41
Ok, it's way funnier if you hear me explain it in person and tell the whole story, but basically, mayans girl comes home after a night out drinking, and me and Comanche are in the party playing bf4. Mayan and his lady exchange some niceties before he asks her if she is going to shower and go to bed. Things are all well and good and normal by this point, until she replies to Mayan "Nope, I'm going to suck your dick!" in the most cheerful and excited voice ever. At this point she does not realize she can be heard by the party, and of course me and Comanche start dying laughing. She hears us and is like, omg, people can hear me?! I'm so embarrassed!! Mayan disappeared and that is the last we heard of him that night. The laughter ensued in the xbox party for many more minutes and the situation was enjoyed greatly by all. Farewell and adieu to young mayan's lady, you made our night!
Sent from the middle of 'Merica' s wang
ssandersjr
04-19-2015, 16:42
Lmao, that would have been a great capture to replay.
iamthesgt
04-19-2015, 16:48
Wow lol
Yep it's not the first time either lol you think she would realize a Mic on my head means people can here you
ssandersjr
04-19-2015, 16:57
Yep it's not the first time either lol you think she would realize a Mic on my head means people can here you
Lol too funny
I'm about to show her this post she'll get a kick out of it
ssandersjr
04-19-2015, 16:59
I'm about to show her this post she'll get a kick out of it
Lol tell her she needs to reenact her quote to be recorded
Ok she probably do it or I'll just wait til she gets drunk again lol
She just seen it and started laughing she's a good sport
iamthesgt
04-21-2015, 07:52
Just got kicked from a TDM server with this message (I wasn't even doing super awesome - like 12-5 or something):
"Game disconnected: you were kicked by an admin. Stated reason: SoSorry, You are Great Player. But Here is Noobs Priority. Thank you.(AutoKick High KDR/SPM/Skill)"
comanche_warior
04-21-2015, 15:50
Ok, it's way funnier if you hear me explain it in person and tell the whole story, but basically, mayans girl comes home after a night out drinking, and me and Comanche are in the party playing bf4. Mayan and his lady exchange some niceties before he asks her if she is going to shower and go to bed. Things are all well and good and normal by this point, until she replies to Mayan "Nope, I'm going to suck your dick!" in the most cheerful and excited voice ever. At this point she does not realize she can be heard by the party, and of course me and Comanche start dying laughing. She hears us and is like, omg, people can hear me?! I'm so embarrassed!! Mayan disappeared and that is the last we heard of him that night. The laughter ensued in the xbox party for many more minutes and the situation was enjoyed greatly by all. Farewell and adieu to young mayan's lady, you made our night!
Sent from the middle of 'Merica' s wang
Oh dear lord of thought we were going to die we were laughing so damn hard.
Sent from under your bed
WHIT3C3LL
04-21-2015, 20:59
It is lol the party exploded with laughter probably made Irish's week
Made my weekend hearing about it the next day kinda mad I left lol
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