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KaNtSt0PMeH
06-27-2012, 21:15
So I was watching Tropic Thunder (I know...) and the opening scene where his hands looks like banana peels and he was giving his famous last words it got me thinking. What would be my last words...

I heard the great comedian Steven Wright say when he was born he said "quote" and right before he is going to die he will say "end quote" lol clever and effective.

I might go with the typical "fuck it..." lol

You guys?
MikaelTyson
06-27-2012, 21:43
I guess it kinda depends on how I'm dying. I'm usually one to go for a laugh instead of trying to be a stone cold bad ass. "another ginger for satan's collection" or something to that effect, haha.


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KaNtSt0PMeH
06-27-2012, 21:50
Lolllll that would be epic haha
Specops03SS
06-27-2012, 23:42
I tend to be accident prone...so in the words of Leprechaun (havent seen him around btw...where has he been lol) "Hold my beer and watch" haha
bulletmagnet
06-28-2012, 04:23
"Remember children, don't try this at home."...they might be mine.
MikaelTyson
06-28-2012, 14:59
I tend to be accident prone...so in the words of Leprechaun (havent seen him around btw...where has he been lol) "Hold my beer and watch" haha

Hahaha classic!


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SAPPER USMG
06-28-2012, 17:34
I guess it kinda depends on how I'm dying. I'm usually one to go for a laugh instead of trying to be a stone cold bad ass. "another ginger for satan's collection" or something to that effect, haha.


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Gingers rule! Not one, but I'm married to a DAYWALKER ...lol...she's 98 lbs of invincibility when she drinks....lmao..

At mine I want (an open bar) the Sid Viscious version of "I Did It My Way" playing on an endless loop, and just when they can't stand it anymore, my last standing, most belligerent friend in attendance will cut the music and say in an amplified voice..." F'n A! Who let all the hookers in here?".....just hope my mom and daughters aren't the only females there....
Specops03SS
06-29-2012, 01:20
My future father in law says he want to be sat in a chair at his funeral holding an old milwaukee, a sound board placed in front of him. Everyone will have their own button to push with a prerecorded message. I found this hilarious.
MikaelTyson
06-29-2012, 13:44
My future father in law says he want to be sat in a chair at his funeral holding an old milwaukee, a sound board placed in front of him. Everyone will have their own button to push with a prerecorded message. I found this hilarious.

This seems like it has some awesome implications a la "Weekend at Bernie's."


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Specops03SS
07-08-2012, 16:47
I believe it would turn out bad.... but im sure he would record some funny stories
twmiller77
07-08-2012, 17:26
"I'm not that drunk"
Port66
07-08-2012, 17:36
"I'm not that drunk"

That was my final words before an LSD jack Daniels escapade where I was walking up stairs on my hands and doing back flips. Woke up strapped to a gurney with my nco laughing. He was at the party. Fyi. I have never been able to do handstands or flips.

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