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Pakman3000
05-07-2010, 15:19
NORTHAMPTON, Mass. - The victim might have forgiven the woman who ran him down in a Massachusetts crosswalk, but police haven't.

Police say a Pittsfield woman has been cited for running down a man named Lord Jesus Christ as he crossed a street in Northampton on Tuesday.

The 50-year-old man is from Belchertown. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ. He was taken to the hospital for treatment of minor facial injuries and later released, according to the local paper, The Republican.

Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Capt. Scott Savino told the paper.

Police say 20-year-old Brittany Cantarella was cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns ... eird_news/ (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37015837/ns/us_news-weird_news/)

Timmy_2_Tones
05-07-2010, 16:19
She is going straight to hell, nobody runs over Jesus and gets away with it.

DaCajun
05-07-2010, 16:53
I'm curious, does this guys name offend the Christians in the clan that he would name himself that? And is it me but do you think someone who names himself this is a little off upstairs?

Pakman3000
05-07-2010, 16:59
I'm curious, does this guys name offend the Christians in the clan that he would name himself that? And is it me but do you think someone who names himself this is a little off upstairs?

HEY! :x

DaCajun
05-07-2010, 17:13
I'm curious, does this guys name offend the Christians in the clan that he would name himself that? And is it me but do you think someone who names himself this is a little off upstairs?

HEY! :x
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah but you didn't change your legal name to it

David_3033
05-07-2010, 18:00
I'm curious, does this guys name offend the Christians in the clan that he would name himself that? And is it me but do you think someone who names himself this is a little off upstairs?

HEY! :x
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Yeah but you didn't change your legal name to it

:lol: LMAO

ASignorelli
05-08-2010, 03:01
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