Application Fails...

[KaNtSt0PMeH]

So I decided I would post some of the retarded shit that people put on their applications for ELITE. I think it's appropriate and awesome!

#1Message From Applicant

FL4WL3SS WOLF
Im going into The marine core october 34rd. would be nice to join in on this clan, also id boost up your kd fellas






#2Hi was wondering i could join this awesome clan!!!!! My Xbox 360 gamertag is GingerJitsu My YouTube channel is CaptainGingerNinja I have a kd ratio of 1.10 I play all game types Most the time i am a support player but when i get annoyed i become a slayer player I all have the stinger as my secondary And i try to become the most support player in this clan to become a very helpful player to the surrounding members to this clan

#3 Please bro


There will be more of course just thought this was funny... people act like it's so hard to join us.

[GriffinSentinel]

Oct 34rd?!?!

[MK-82_1_EACH]

So I decided I would post some of the retarded shit that people put on their applications for ELITE. I think it's appropriate and awesome!

#1Message From Applicant

FL4WL3SS WOLF
Im going into The marine core october 34rd. would be nice to join in on this clan, also id boost up your kd fellas






#2Hi was wondering i could join this awesome clan!!!!! My Xbox 360 gamertag is GingerJitsu My YouTube channel is CaptainGingerNinja I have a kd ratio of 1.10 I play all game types Most the time i am a support player but when i get annoyed i become a slayer player I all have the stinger as my secondary And i try to become the most support player in this clan to become a very helpful player to the surrounding members to this clan

#3 Please bro


There will be more of course just thought this was funny... people act like it's so hard to join us.


The core... LOL! What a dumbass..!

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[Specops03SS]

People send messages all of the damn time. I tell them go to the site and they wont, but they will fill up the elite feed with crap like that. sometimes its funny other times it makes me lose faith in the human race

[MARDIGRA21]

I've already lost faith in the human race. My god there are some dumbass people out there, which is y I like to go out to the mall and people watch. The shit is hysterical.

[iamthesgt]

I've already lost faith in the human race. My god there are some dumbass people out there, which is y I like to go out to the mall and people watch. The shit is hysterical.

All you have to do is spend 5 minutes on the interwebz and all faith in humanity is gone. But the 34rd, really? Even if there was 34 days, you don't know it's the 34th????

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[HAVOK]

This makes me so.....sad.

[jack]

If you think that one was bad, ask smoke to see the app from cheeseburger josh lol.

[BuNcHkIn89]

That's funny.. I get messages like this all the time

nEeD tO pLaY gAmEs iS mY oNlY CuRe

[SAPPER USMG]

Awesome! Been going w the Uber Sized Male Genitalia theme and directing audition pix to Jared!!!

[Rickety Rob]

So I decided I would post some of the retarded shit that people put on their applications for ELITE. I think it's appropriate and awesome!

#1Message From Applicant

FL4WL3SS WOLF
Im going into The marine core october 34rd. would be nice to join in on this clan, also id boost up your kd fellas






#2Hi was wondering i could join this awesome clan!!!!! My Xbox 360 gamertag is GingerJitsu My YouTube channel is CaptainGingerNinja I have a kd ratio of 1.10 I play all game types Most the time i am a support player but when i get annoyed i become a slayer player I all have the stinger as my secondary And i try to become the most support player in this clan to become a very helpful player to the surrounding members to this clan

#3 Please bro


There will be more of course just thought this was funny... people act like it's so hard to join us.

"Please bro" LMFAO! Literally just lol'd over this.

[hiddnk1ller4]

Entertaining yet I feel sorry for guys like this, because in their heads that is a+ material

[SAPPER USMG]

Entertaining yet I feel sorry for guys like this, because in their heads that is a+ material

True this. Sad indeed.

[iamthesgt]

Entertaining yet I feel sorry for guys like this, because in their heads that is a+ material

Some, maybe. Not most

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[KaNtSt0PMeH]

These were just examples from yesterday I have been rejecting this one 12 year for about a month straight and keeps telling me he was a part of us once but he got grounded and his mom took his xbox away and he was kicked for being inactive lol....

[iamthesgt]

These were just examples from yesterday I have been rejecting this one 12 year for about a month straight and keeps telling me he was a part of us once but he got grounded and his mom took his xbox away and he was kicked for being inactive lol....

He doesn't understand that we never took people that young?

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[MikaelTyson]

Dear god Jared. Heavy lays the crown I guess haha

[jack]

These were just examples from yesterday I have been rejecting this one 12 year for about a month straight and keeps telling me he was a part of us once but he got grounded and his mom took his xbox away and he was kicked for being inactive lol....

LOL fucking kids.

[sirjohnathon]

LOL....the following was a kid who messaged me back and forth:

Him: Can I join your clan?
Me: Are you in the military or ever have been?
Him: No
Me: Sorry
Him: I mean yes
Me: Really, what branch?
Him: What branch are all you guys?
Me: Are you a liar or an idiot?
Him: F you...I didn't want to join anyway....I am going to hunt you all down and just keep killing you
Me: I am already in the same lobby as you, and the last couple games you have been like 5k:10d How is that working for you so far?

He leaves the lobby.

[iamthesgt]

LOL....the following was a kid who messaged me back and forth:

Him: Can I join your clan?
Me: Are you in the military or ever have been?
Him: No
Me: Sorry
Him: I mean yes
Me: Really, what branch?
Him: What branch are all you guys?
Me: Are you a liar or an idiot?
Him: F you...I didn't want to join anyway....I am going to hunt you all down and just keep killing you
Me: I am already in the same lobby as you, and the last couple games you have been like 5k:10d How is that working for you so far?

He leaves the lobby.

LOL! And that is exactly why we don't let kids in.

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[Port66]

LOL! And that is exactly why we don't let kids in.

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I like fighting with these kids, its fun hearing them rage. by text or voice.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Annoying+Gamer+Kid+Comp.1.+Tags+ate+the+cake+Accepting+all+friend_948b86_40 32733.jpg

[jack]

LOL....the following was a kid who messaged me back and forth:

Him: Can I join your clan?
Me: Are you in the military or ever have been?
Him: No
Me: Sorry
Him: I mean yes
Me: Really, what branch?
Him: What branch are all you guys?
Me: Are you a liar or an idiot?
Him: F you...I didn't want to join anyway....I am going to hunt you all down and just keep killing you
Me: I am already in the same lobby as you, and the last couple games you have been like 5k:10d How is that working for you so far?

He leaves the lobby. Good shit LOL!!!

[Rickety Rob]

I like fighting with these kids, its fun hearing them rage. by text or voice.

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Annoying+Gamer+Kid+Comp.1.+Tags+ate+the+cake+Accepting+all+friend_948b86_40 32733.jpg

or vice verse lol. I know I do it on the reg sometimes. As most of you know lol

[twistedFX]

Little kids rage so hard and I chuckle.

[O0J4y]

thats some funny stuff lol i get the "please bro" thing sometimes when ppl ask me and i tell them no lol

[Specops03SS]

HAHAHA....brightens my day everytime

[madmax1125]

I get these all the time but never as funny as these lol these are awesome

[River_Rat_459]

More. I must read more! LOL!:clap2:

[KaNtSt0PMeH]

I'll have some new material once Black Ops drops guaranteed!!!!

[KaNtSt0PMeH]

I don't think this guy realizes how he phrased this... lol

Message From Applicant
CF Hockey
i am in the Marine Corps - should b good enough 2 please

[ButchCassady]

Haha reading these just made my sunday morning, thanks.

[River_Rat_459]

I don't think this guy realizes how he phrased this... lol

Message From Applicant
CF Hockey
i am in the Marine Corps - should b good enough 2 please

Sounds like a line out of a bad porn movie. :cool:

[MikaelTyson]

Sounds like a man who will do anything to get what he wants haha

[iamthesgt]

Lol!!

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[jxspyder]

I don't think this guy realizes how he phrased this... lol

Message From Applicant
CF Hockey
i am in the Marine Corps - should b good enough 2 please

How about no, lol.

Sent from the muddy banks of the Wishkaw

[HAVOK]

I don't think this guy realizes how he phrased this... lol

Message From Applicant
CF Hockey
i am in the Marine Corps - should b good enough 2 please

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

At least he spelled "Corps" correctly....

[hiddnk1ller4]

Doesn't matter how many times I look at this post it makes me laugh.

[MikaelTyson]

Doesn't matter how many times I look at this post it makes me laugh.

^ yes

[GriffinSentinel]

I don't think this guy realizes how he phrased this... lol

Message From Applicant
CF Hockey
i am in the Marine Corps - should b good enough 2 please

Am I the only on to have read this in Toki's (Metalocalypse) voice?

[HAVOK]

Am I the only on to have read this in Toki's (Metalocalypse) voice?

Ha! Re-reading it in his voice is fuckin hilarious!

[SAPPER USMG]

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

At least he spelled "Corps" correctly....

HahAha! I think Marine "Core" is a special unit for Jar Head Bangers. Lol...

[Twizted875]

I don't recollect. Can't wait for the new material courtesy of black ops II

[Specops03SS]

I wish I could post the voice messages from the 5 year old, and another from a seven year old on here
"can i play in your clan?" lol:baby::baby::baby:

[Rickety Rob]

I wish I could post the voice messages from the 5 year old, and another from a seven year old on here
"can i play in your clan?" lol:baby::baby::baby:

You could but you would have to buy a recorder of some sort that will give you the ability to post it.

[MikaelTyson]

This needs to be brought back


Sent from the Batcave

[RogueScot]

Oh, I agree. Let's see some fails! :)

[Specops03SS]

Here here bring this back. It's always good for a laugh

sent from my HTC One SV

[MsVixonite]

Please bro..... :D

[KaNtSt0PMeH]

Lol the application system doesn't work the same. No comments :( plus I don't have access anymore! I'm sorry guys :(

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[MsVixonite]

Lol the application system doesn't work the same. No comments :( plus I don't have access anymore! I'm sorry guys :(

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Sucks how they keep changing things, bloody Activision/Inifity Ward/Treyarch!

[Bravofiveone]

I've already lost faith in the human race. My god there are some dumbass people out there, which is y I like to go out to the mall and people watch. The shit is hysterical.

I lost faith in the human race Nov 5th 2008 and Nov 6th 2012

[NwG_SnakeEyes]

Didn't even realize this was a CoD app thing we were talking about. Wish I could show you some fails but it is simply just a gamertag now saying they applied with a accept or reject button. No info attached.

[iamthesgt]

I lost faith in the human race Nov 5th 2008 and Nov 6th 2012

Lol. Reading history, I lost faith sometime long before I was born.