Contest

[Kingpin]

[attachment=0:2l5u0kr7]2716833661_1f9674d1e3_b.jpg[/attachment:2l5u0kr7]Ok here's a picture I took at the San Diego Comic-Con last year. Who ever comes up with the funniest caption will get 500 USMG points donated to them. Contest ends next monday (7/26) and I get to decide what I think is the funniest one.


I get you started with two captions:

Batman: The sworn protector of Burger King
Wow the camera really does add ten pounds. How many camera are on that guy?

[MARDIGRA21]

get in my belly!

[InkaB0DpaiN]

Oh ! yes change for a dollar , I have a coin dispenser somewhere in this belt.hold on.

[River_Rat_459]

"Having finally purged Gotham of the Joker and his henchmen, Batman finally elected to let himself go."

Second entry:

"With the economy down and the value of Wayne Enterprises stock in the crapper, Batman was relegated to eating donuts as his primary source of nutrition."

[Pakman3000]

"Are you serious? Of course my cod piece deflects bullets."

[InkaB0DpaiN]

So! Shaun White We meet again!That plastic knife is useless against my back stage pass! MEEEEEEY...!

[InkaB0DpaiN]

Hey carrot top let me know when the guy with the green shirt and shoe lace comes this way ! He wants to kill me!

[Lorimere]

Batman 5: revenge of the whopper!

Now in amazing 3(xl)D!

[Timmy_2_Tones]

"Holy Batsuit, Fatman!"

"Holy Fatsuit, Batman!"

"Even Batman needs a halloween costume."

Sent from my awesome phonalyzer....

[Kingpin]

"Having finally purged Gotham of the Joker and his henchmen, Batman finally elected to let himself go."

Second entry:

"With the economy down and the value of Wayne Enterprises stock in the crapper, Batman was relegated to eating donuts as his primary source of nutrition."

In the lead so far.

[Ironhide400]

1. Hurry up kid..I gotta poop. Better yet...do you mind cutting a hole in my suit?

2. Jack's man thong has nothing on my bat suit! Go ahead....touch it!

[saviger]

Batman: your doing it wrong

[Pakman3000]

"Bizzarro Batman"

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I eat that defines me."

[indyred99]

In tune to the song off Tommy Boy I believe, make sure to sing it not just read it lol. I suck at these things.
FAT GUY IN A LITTLE SUIT

[USMCramirez]

dude, you're supposed to lose the weight BEFORE you wear the suit.


belt...*wheeze*..to tight.....*wheeze*...inflation device...*wheeze* misfired...
No dude...your just fat...

[jack]

are those Vienna sausages in danger?....... (screams with a lisp) FABALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MaximusR3]

Batman: "ahh we meet again Joker......i couldn't help but notice you are holding a plastic knife. This leads me to believe you have food....."

Joker: "NOOO!!!! this funnel cake is mine! get your own fatty"

Batman: "HAH! get your own he says! maybe you have forgotten but i'm Batman! now stand aside while i rescue this cake from your evil clutches. Don't you worry little cake, you'll be safe in uncle batman's belly"

[ladym123]

[attachment=0:2oqmyelh]2716833661_1f9674d1e3_b.jpg[/attachment:2oqmyelh]Ok here's a picture I took at the San Diego Comic-Con last year. Who ever comes up with the funniest caption will get 500 USMG points donated to them. Contest ends next monday (7/26) and I get to decide what I think is the funniest one.

Well Kingpin...it's usually nice to put a face to a name but in this case....I preferred your anonymity

[squidfamily1]

"See my game controller pouch little boy."
no, really it looks like a game controller pouch on his utility belt
"Batman: Protecting little boys from remaining virgins since he bought Del Taco"

[shonyx]

"...Hmmm...Plastic knife... I want that knife..."

[indyred99]

Batman off atkins.

Hmm I must be having an allergic reaction to this latex...funny I was fine last night.

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[Kingpin]

[attachment=0:3aosbdp7]2716833661_1f9674d1e3_b.jpg[/attachment:3aosbdp7]Ok here's a picture I took at the San Diego Comic-Con last year. Who ever comes up with the funniest caption will get 500 USMG points donated to them. Contest ends next monday (7/26) and I get to decide what I think is the funniest one.

Well Kingpin...it's usually nice to put a face to a name but in this case....I preferred your anonymity

Hahaha...good one. I said i took the picture. I'm not in it.

[ladym123]

[attachment=0:1yvxji3n]2716833661_1f9674d1e3_b.jpg[/attachment:1yvxji3n]Ok here's a picture I took at the San Diego Comic-Con last year. Who ever comes up with the funniest caption will get 500 USMG points donated to them. Contest ends next monday (7/26) and I get to decide what I think is the funniest one.

Well Kingpin...it's usually nice to put a face to a name but in this case....I preferred your anonymity

Hahaha...good one. I said i took the picture. I'm not in it.

Phew!

[indyred99]

They said it made me look skinny at the costume store!

[Kingpin]

ladym123 wrote:Well Kingpin...it's usually nice to put a face to a name but in this case....I preferred your anonymity :lol


Kingpin wrote:Hahaha...good one. I said i took the picture. I'm not in it.


ladym123 wrote: Phew! [/quote]

Here's what I look like. Me with Henry Rollins. And Me doing my best Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson impression.



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