Eeeew!

[ladym123]

Whilst the site was down and I had to looking at other media in my coffee break :mrgreen:

I came across these gross facts:

1. A tapeworm will starve you by eating the food in your belly.
2. Wolves may eat you before killing you.
3. Candinu fish swim up bums and urethras causing infection.
4. Siafu ants choke you, filling your mouth as you sleep.
5. Sloth bears rip your face off with their teeth and claws.
6. Giant cassowary birds kick you over then claw your guts.
7. A Jaguar bites through the skull and pierces the brain.
8. Pythons squeeze you 'til your heart stops.

Please don't take the site down again! :o

[jack]

all very true...mother nature aint she grand .

[ladym123]

all very true...mother nature aint she grand .

She is a sicko!

[jack]

hey a bird gotta fly and a python has to squeeze you to death before it eats. no one said it had to be pretty .

[ladym123]

hey a bird gotta fly and a python has to squeeze you to death before it eats. no one said it had to be pretty .

I like bunnies and butterflies better :|

[jack]

hey a bird gotta fly and a python has to squeeze you to death before it eats. no one said it had to be pretty .

I like bunnies and butterflies better :|

yes because you're a refined woman of society :mrgreen: .

[ladym123]

I like bunnies and butterflies better :|

because you're a refined woman of society :mrgreen: .

It made me sad when I had to shoot bunnies on RDR :cry:

[jack]

I like bunnies and butterflies better :|

because you're a refined woman of society :mrgreen: .

It made me sad when I had to shoot bunnies on RDR :cry:

it's ok lady, oily jack will make it all better 8-) .

[ladym123]

it's ok lady, oily jack will make it all better 8-) .

J

Jack you'd better not get oil all over my garden furniture at my summer retreat in Sant Tropez! 8-)

[jack]

it's ok lady, oily jack will make it all better 8-) .

J

Jack you'd better not get oil all over my garden furniture at my summer retreat in Sant Tropez! 8-)

you stuttered!!! so while your anger says different, I know you like my oily charms 8-) .

[Ironhide400]

Those are interesting facts you looked up Lady? Are you by any chance mad at somebody? :?

[ladym123]

it's ok lady, oily jack will make it all better 8-) .

J

Jack you'd better not get oil all over my garden furniture at my summer retreat in Sant Tropez! 8-)

you stuttered!!! so while your anger says different, I know you like my oily charms 8-) .

You mistake my... *choke on my coffee... for a stutter lol!

[ladym123]

Those are interesting facts you looked up Lady? Are you by any chance mad at somebody? :?

Relax Iron...I was just reading the newspaper

[jack]

I know that game your gag reflex says no no but your.....awww who am I kidding .

[MaximusR3]

[ladym123]

Haha that's brilliant Max!

[jack]

I will now come with a warning;
If you excite easily read with caution and hand lotion 8-) .

[ladym123]

I will now come with a warning;
If you excite easily read with caution and hand lotion 8-) .

Jack! Shower! Now! :mrgreen:

[jack]

I will now come with a warning;
If you excite easily read with caution and hand lotion 8-) .

Jack! Shower! Now! :mrgreen:

It will take more than that, I could heat a Jacuzzi .

[jack]

I think I can,I think I can,I think I can .

[tracker_usmc]

[saviger]

hey a bird gotta fly and a python has to squeeze you to death before it eats. no one said it had to be pretty .

I like bunnies and butterflies better :|

Bunnies are good eatin!

[jack]

as I said it will take more than that 8-) your best bet...a fire hose .