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    I have to share this one....

    This is another great email my dad forwarded to me....


    Leave it to a Marine

    A United States Marine was taking some college courses
    between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq
    and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who
    was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
    He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then
    I want you to knock me off this platform... I'll give you exactly 15 min."
    The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
    went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."

    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
    out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
    knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

    The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.
    The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
    looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
    noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
    "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

    The Marine calmly replied,
    "GOD was too busy today protecting America's
    soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
    stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

    The classroom erupted in cheers!
    THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!
    so what ya'll think of this one?





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    Re: I have to share this one....

    That's awesome I love it!!!
    "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." -General Mattis

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    Re: I have to share this one....

    Really liked that one. Thanks for sharing.

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    Re: I have to share this one....

    deffantly a good one!
    "Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants, it is the creed of slaves"

    William Pitt, 1783



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    Re: I have to share this one....


    "It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their own selfish purposes".- Andrew Jackson

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    I have to share this one....

    Haha that was a good one

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    Re: I have to share this one....

    I got that one in an e-mail some time ago..

    Still sounded as good as the first time i read it.
    "Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."

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