7 Girls You've Dated And Their Videogame Console Equivalents

[GriffinSentinel]

The Super Nintendo



You never forget your first time. Back then, you didn’t care how “edgy” or “cool” a girl was, you just wanted to have fun. Pure, sweet, innocent fun. Sure, she wasn’t the hottest girl you’d ever date, but she had personality. Like all first loves, you thought it would last forever, which is why it was such a surprise when you dumped her for…

The Playstation



Look, you were young. It was seventh grade, and she had all the things you loved in your old girlfriend, but with more… depth. Hoping for a nostalgia trip, you looked her up recently. Big mistake – how did someone so devastatingly attractive end up looking so ugly? Maybe you should give SNES a call – I hear she’s as cute and fun as ever.

The Virtual Boy



She looked different than any girl you’d ever dated. Not prettier, but more exciting. A mutual friend talked her up for months, telling you how much you were going to like her. She had a septum piercing, dyed hair, and a neck tattoo. You thought hooking up with her would blow your mind. You ended up with a headache and a whole lot of regret. The novelty wore off REAL quick.

The Xbox 360



The first few months of your relationship were amazing. You spent every waking hour together and ditched out on family and friends just so you could be with her. She got you into all the coolest parties and you met a lot of interesting people (though some of them were total dicks). Then, out of nowhere, things just stopped working. You’re still not entirely sure what you did wrong. Maybe she just wasn’t made for a long-term relationship.

The Wii



On a whim, instead of going for the sexiest girl in the room, you decided to take home the quirky art school chick. It was fun at first, but now, whenever you ask for something new, she reminds you she’s different from everyone else, and, damn it, you should appreciate her for that. And you do. You really do. Sometimes, though, a guy just wants something a little more, um…

The PS3



Hot. Oh God, she’s so hot. Sometimes you think you could just sit and watch her talk all day. (Which is good, because often you’ll be doing just that.) Sure, she has expensive tastes, and doesn’t really like to do that many different things, and you’ll definitely have to buy her some accessories if you want to make the relationship work, but, um… we mentioned the hot part, right?

The Dreamcast



You dated her when you were young and stupid. Even though you had fun together, you broke up so you could try new things. Secretly, you always thought she’d be there when you were finally ready to settle down. But by the time you wised up and realized that she was the girl for you, she was already off the market. You’ve dated a lot since then, but you’ll occasionally catch yourself thinking about her and what could have been.

Also, her boobs were awesome. Like Jet Grind Radio.


From Dorkly.com http://www.dorkly.com/article/1719/7...le-equivalents

[wick3d_y4yo]

Funny article. But the PS3 just being hot and "not doing much"? If it's supposed to match what the system does, how does that make any sense? Anyways. I wonder what my old 8-bit Nintendo is? like dating a cougar? :shock:

[MaximusR3]

i agree with the notion that the PS3 one doesn't quite fit. I get the feeling that this was writing by an anti-playstation individual because there seems to be nothing nice about it. The PSone was a pretty good system and really set the trend for what we have now yet they just trash talked it as if there wasn't a single good thing about.......

I'm not a console-ist so i just don't like seeing credit not given where credit is due. No mention of the insanely successful PS2 either.....or the original XBOX? the author should try again lol

[GriffinSentinel]

I thought that too Max. But I don't write them I just post them. Besides either way it's a good laugh.

[jack]

sounds like an xbox fanboy wrote this .

[ladym123]

Funny article. But the PS3 just being hot and "not doing much"? If it's supposed to match what the system does, how does that make any sense? Anyways. I wonder what my old 8-bit Nintendo is? like dating a cougar? :shock:

I guess that makes me an 8-bit nintendo then

[GriffinSentinel]

I guess that makes me an 8-bit nintendo then

[MaximusR3]

Funny article. But the PS3 just being hot and "not doing much"? If it's supposed to match what the system does, how does that make any sense? Anyways. I wonder what my old 8-bit Nintendo is? like dating a cougar? :shock:

I guess that makes me an 8-bit nintendo then

damn it jack, stop hogging the NES, i wanna play too

[wick3d_y4yo]

We all know everyone loves shooting "clay pigeons" with your "gun" in Duck Hunt on the 8-bit :shock: :shock:

[jack]

Funny article. But the PS3 just being hot and "not doing much"? If it's supposed to match what the system does, how does that make any sense? Anyways. I wonder what my old 8-bit Nintendo is? like dating a cougar? :shock:

I guess that makes me an 8-bit nintendo then

nothing beats an original 8-) .

[clarkness7112100]

NES???? What about the Atari??? Am I that old?

[ladym123]

NES???? What about the Atari??? Am I that old?

haha I guess you are...Pacman, Donkey Kong, Space Invaders?...Waaaaaay before my time of course :roll:

[GriffinSentinel]

NES???? What about the Atari??? Am I that old?

If you are then I am too. Nothing wrong with that. I loved my Atari, may it rest in peace.

haha I guess you are...Pacman, Donkey Kong, Space Invaders?...Waaaaaay before my time of course :roll:

These young kids today with their 8-bit games and color palates greater than 8.

[wick3d_y4yo]

What about Magnavox Odyessy? Made in 1972 (way before I was even a thought )

If you haven't seen this video you need 2! It's a 3 part series and kinda long but it's a good history lesson and awesome music to boot!

Part 1
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Part 2
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Part 3
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Hope everyone enjoys!

[ladym123]

NES???? What about the Atari??? Am I that old?

If you are then I am too. Nothing wrong with that. I loved my Atari, may it rest in peace.

haha I guess you are...Pacman, Donkey Kong, Space Invaders?...Waaaaaay before my time of course :roll:

These young kids today with their 8-bit games and color palates greater than 8.

Yeah what we like hey ....us youngsters! :roll:

:mrgreen:

[MsJohannah]

NES???? What about the Atari??? Am I that old?

THANK YOU!!! I was wondering that too!!!

Or the ORIGINAL Nintendo! Ahh, those beautiful square controllers... and the cute little buttons... and how all you had to do was blow on the game pack to make it work again (thats what she said?). Those were the wonderful days. Did they even have a tech support for the original Nintendo?

oh sorry.

LOL

[md femme fatale]

hahaha..I love it!

[squidfamily1]

NES???? What about the Atari??? Am I that old?

THANK YOU!!! I was wondering that too!!!

Or the ORIGINAL Nintendo! Ahh, those beautiful square controllers... and the cute little buttons... and how all you had to do was blow on the game pack to make it work again (thats what she said?). Those were the wonderful days. Did they even have a tech support for the original Nintendo?

oh sorry.

LOL

I don't know about the girls I've dated but i do know I'm a lot like the NES in the how to "make it work again" scenario. Just "blow on the game pack"

[David_3033]

NES???? What about the Atari??? Am I that old?

THANK YOU!!! I was wondering that too!!!

Or the ORIGINAL Nintendo! Ahh, those beautiful square controllers... and the cute little buttons... and how all you had to do was blow on the game pack to make it work again (thats what she said?). Those were the wonderful days. Did they even have a tech support for the original Nintendo?

oh sorry.

LOL

I don't know about the girls I've dated but i do know I'm a lot like the NES in the how to "make it work again" scenario. Just "blow on the game pack"

It's not just you Squid that's every guy.

[MsJohannah]

NES???? What about the Atari??? Am I that old?

THANK YOU!!! I was wondering that too!!!

Or the ORIGINAL Nintendo! Ahh, those beautiful square controllers... and the cute little buttons... and how all you had to do was blow on the game pack to make it work again (thats what she said?). Those were the wonderful days. Did they even have a tech support for the original Nintendo?

oh sorry.

LOL

I don't know about the girls I've dated but i do know I'm a lot like the NES in the how to "make it work again" scenario. Just "blow on the game pack"

ha ha ha!!!

[ASignorelli]

I guess whores are arcade machines? cause everyone gets a turn huh? LOL

[River_Rat_459]

I guess whores are arcade machines? cause everyone gets a turn huh? LOL

That and the fact that you might catch a disease from handling them.

[ladym123]

I guess whores are arcade machines? cause everyone gets a turn huh? LOL

That and the fact that you might catch a disease from handling them.