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    The best of People of Walmart

    Any ya'll ever seen the creatures at walmart that try to look like humans?


    The only rational explanation is you have been wearing those jorts for years without taking them off, because I ran the numbers and it’s not possible for you to actually get in or get out of them right now.

    Louisiana


    Whoa! Hey, hold on, hold on. Let’s stop and think about this for a minute……..let’s not.

    Massachusetts


    Hey Stay Puft, please choose another color next time you decide to leave your house. I’m pretty sure that I can see the mole that you have on your left butt cheek. Gross.

    West Virginia


    It’s a scene like this that brings the wise words of Young Jeezy to my mind, “Drop the top, no bra, got the titties out.” – Truly inspirational stuff. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go to the emergency room because my eyes seem to be bleeding for some reason.

    West Virginia


    Dammit Coors Light! I don’t need a cold activation window on everything! Knock it off!

    Georgia


    anyone else have some interesting creatures to show here?





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    Re: The best of People of Walmart


    Okay, now it’s 5 dollars to touch it while I touch my toes, 6 dollars to touch it while I touch your toes…

    New York





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    Re: The best of People of Walmart

    I think I just puked a little bit in my mouth... thanx!


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    People of Walmart Part II

    I hope everyone doesn't puke upon seeing these....


    So many questions! Most importantly, how the hell do I “Chunk” her? And also, does wearing that shirt make you a bitch, and if so, can you hold still so I can chunk you?


    Miss, I can’t be 100% sure, but I’m pretty confident that isn’t a shirt but is actually one of those bibs they give you at Red Lobster.


    You are like the MacGyver of Wal-Mart poo cleaning…I’m just more impressed than angry, and I like that about you.


    Aside from pointing out the obvious (that this looks incredibly stupid), how does one go about doing this? Do you put the fishnet on then purposefully rip holes? Because that seems like you are trying too hard not to fit in. Or did they rip in some sort of scenario where you are running through thorny bushes? Or were they ripped prior to you putting them on? Because that seems like it would be difficult to do with your feet and toes catching on all the holes…..may I suggest a sweatsuit?


    I got this scar from a knife fight in Brazil. – Ya, well I got this one from a rabid pitbull in New Mexico. – I got my leg ripped open on a barbed wire fence running from drug dealers. – Pfft, I got my arm caught in tank tracks that ripped it open to the bone…..Hey, how did you get your scar? – I got my belly fat stuck in the conveyor belt at Wal-Mart.


    When you hear “String Bikini,” what part of that makes you think that you are their target market? Stop for a minute and think hard about what you are doing….Your back rack is covering clothing! Clothing! Your back rack is covering clothing, which sole purpose is to cover you! Think about that long and hard, then act accordingly.


    That looks like Sauron’s eye from Lord of the Rings…..not much more I think I need to add to that.

    and to finish this off......



    what ever you fee like writing, I'm getting an upset stomach looking at this things, but lets keep posting more





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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    I just threw up a bit in my mouth, and still puking in my mind. :shock: :cry:

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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    hahaha http://www.peopleofwalmart.com..my favorite website to peruse whilst bored at work.. oh also check out http://www.fmylife.com and http://www.mylifeisaverage.com
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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    I had often sighted the elusive "Back Rack" but never knew the name of the beast. "Back Rack" is now a permanent part of my vocabulary. Thanks, People of WalMart!

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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    Lol....it's pretty much the same at Wal Mart here

    Nobody wearing pyjamas and slippers in yours though



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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    [youtube:c6ffqzhf]V6aTIk6Jlfo[/youtube:c6ffqzhf]
    Watch this this is a group sloppy seconds from Central PA

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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    Sorry my last post did load the way I want it to here is the complete link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6aTIk6J ... re=related

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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    [youtube:1m76mend]V6aTIk6Jlfo[/youtube:1m76mend]

    I finally got it loaded the way it should sorry

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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    Quote Originally Posted by toby2533
    [youtube:3as3pyjv]V6aTIk6Jlfo[/youtube:3as3pyjv]
    Watch this this is a group sloppy seconds from Central PA
    ahhhhhhhh, that was disturbing, and was that the Great Kahli shopping there?





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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    What... the... f... .... And yes, that was the Great Khali.

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    LOL.........if you are ever feeling bad about yourself, just go to a Wal-Mart at 0200......You will walk out feeling like a king.

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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    Man that video was great!!
    "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet." -General Mattis

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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    Quote Originally Posted by DARK KNIGHT 2O2
    LOL.........if you are ever feeling bad about yourself, just go to a Wal-Mart at 0200......You will walk out feeling like a king.

    Haha, is it really that bad?





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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    Just hit the bong and go midnight to 2 almost as good as the waffle house at 2am another great place to watch the freaks.

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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    Okay, I can't stop throwing up in my mouth!!! :mrgreen:

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    Re: People of Walmart Part II

    Quote Originally Posted by Metalhead Brett
    What... the... f... .... And yes, that was the Great Khali.

    Hahaha, I had a sinking feeling that was him and I wonder how outta place he felt being in walmart, with being the tallest and all





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