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    She got caught with her pants down

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...o-erotic-crime

    This is great!! Don't get caught doing this while driving you just may get into trouble!!

    AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

    Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

    That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.

    Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

    She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.


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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    This has FREAK written all over it!




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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    She was "warming up" headed to her boyfriends house! idk, but that be funny...

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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    EWWWWWW! That's gotta be so embarrassing too!!!!
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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    Can you not do anything in your car these days without getting in a whole load of trouble? Jeeez!




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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Can you not do anything in your car these days without getting in a whole load of trouble? Jeeez!




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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Can you not do anything in your car these days without getting in a whole load of trouble? Jeeez!

    First no Masturbating in a car, next you are not going to be able to even drive in a car. What is this world coming to? :roll:

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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    Quote Originally Posted by Timmy_2_Tones
    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Can you not do anything in your car these days without getting in a whole load of trouble? Jeeez!

    First no Masturbating in a car, What is this world coming to? :roll:

    I know! Car journeys are gonna be soooo boring now!



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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    I want to know more of the passenger, boyfriend? girlfriend? random hitch hiker forced to hold the laptop?

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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    I wonder if this will become more of a common occurrence with car's getting automated and people being "bored" cause they don't have to drive anymore (think Minority Report) :?:

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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    She's not even hot... eewwwwwww...


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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    LOL This is turning into being great with some of these responses. It does suck with what you can and can't do in umm private. I don't know I don't think this was in private? Maybe it was hmm who knows lol.


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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin' like a fool wit yo pants on the ground...

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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    Can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to my seat. Hey Masturbator!!!
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    Re: She got caught with her pants down

    i mean when the urge hits... you gotta run with it.
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