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    Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18760_6- ... -true.html

    I know I'm going to take some lumps from the female members for this.

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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    I doubt the women of the clan are going to wax poetic about their relative experiences to numbers 5 and 4 in this article. But I don't see anything in this that is necessarily completely false. For example, #6 talks about aggressiveness. There are some gals in our unit who go to the bars with the guys in their platoons. The gals usually start (and finish ) the majority of the fights they get into.

    Indecision may or may not be my problem.

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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    did I miscount or was that only 3?


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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    There's two pages bro.

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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by River_Rat_459
    I doubt the women of the clan are going to wax poetic about their relative experiences to numbers 5 and 4 in this article.
    Now see I was actually going to just to prove you wrong and because I'm at that age where I'm usually pretty blunt about this stuff if I'm asked. But the article is right. I hesitate because this subject is rather "public". I have given advice to male friends many times and with no reservations so go figure.

    They are correct. There are a lot of women out there that do watch/like porn and many are a lot more horney than they let on. When the girls get together I think our "girl talk" would have you all squirming.


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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by Bull3tBait
    When the girls get together I think our "girl talk" would have you all squirming.
    Omg absolutely!!!!

    My husband can't believe the stuff we discuss lol! Nothing is too shocking for us :mrgreen:

    He can't believe how we compliment each other physically, or 'show and feel' if someone got a boob job haha! I've felt lots of my friends new boobies lol!

    We could discuss anything from stomach/bowel/menstruation problems to sex/body parts and orgasms

    He says 'yeah I can just imagine going down the pub and saying...alright mate wow your ass looks great in those jeans' or one of his mates... 'I had a penile implant wanna see/feel?'


    Men just talk about sports and work ...booooring lol!



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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by Bull3tBait
    Quote Originally Posted by River_Rat_459
    I doubt the women of the clan are going to wax poetic about their relative experiences to numbers 5 and 4 in this article.
    Now see I was actually going to just to prove you wrong and because I'm at that age where I'm usually pretty blunt about this stuff if I'm asked. But the article is right. I hesitate because this subject is rather "public". I have given advice to male friends many times and with no reservations so go figure.

    They are correct. There are a lot of women out there that do watch/like porn and many are a lot more horney than they let on. When the girls get together I think our "girl talk" would have you all squirming.
    Not sure I can believe that last one without some kind of evidence.......


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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by jxspyder
    Quote Originally Posted by Bull3tBait
    Quote Originally Posted by River_Rat_459
    I doubt the women of the clan are going to wax poetic about their relative experiences to numbers 5 and 4 in this article.
    Now see I was actually going to just to prove you wrong and because I'm at that age where I'm usually pretty blunt about this stuff if I'm asked. But the article is right. I hesitate because this subject is rather "public". I have given advice to male friends many times and with no reservations so go figure.

    They are correct. There are a lot of women out there that do watch/like porn and many are a lot more horney than they let on. When the girls get together I think our "girl talk" would have you all squirming.
    Not sure I can believe that last one without some kind of evidence.......
    The Porn or the "girl talk"? The Girl Talk can only be proven if Lady gets an xbox and we get the rest of the girls together a few times. Once we get comfortable and get the family talk out of the way I'm sure the rest of the talking will get interesting. It almost always does in every gathering of women I've been in.


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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by Bull3tBait
    When the girls get together I think our "girl talk" would have you all squirming.
    Omg absolutely!!!!

    My husband can't believe the stuff we discuss lol! Nothing is too shocking for us :mrgreen:

    He can't believe how we compliment each other physically, or 'show and feel' if someone got a boob job haha! I've felt lots of my friends new boobies lol!

    We could discuss anything from stomach/bowel/menstruation problems to sex/body parts and orgasms

    He says 'yeah I can just imagine going down the pub and saying...alright mate wow your ass looks great in those jeans' or one of his mates... 'I had a penile implant wanna see/feel?'


    Men just talk about sports and work ...booooring lol!
    apparently you haven't been around me enough .

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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by Bull3tBait

    The Porn or the "girl talk"? The Girl Talk can only be proven if Lady gets an xbox and we get the rest of the girls together a few times. Once we get comfortable and get the family talk out of the way I'm sure the rest of the talking will get interesting. It almost always does in every gathering of women I've been in.
    Haha I bet we would be banned within the hour!



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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Men just talk about sports and work ...booooring lol!
    apparently you haven't been around me enough .

    OBVIOUSLY Jack...i didn't mean you! :mrgreen:



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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    I've felt lots of my friends new boobies lol!
    :shock: :o

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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by Bull3tBait

    The Porn or the "girl talk"? The Girl Talk can only be proven if Lady gets an xbox and we get the rest of the girls together a few times. Once we get comfortable and get the family talk out of the way I'm sure the rest of the talking will get interesting. It almost always does in every gathering of women I've been in.
    Haha I bet we would be banned within the hour!
    That or recorded and retweeted. Hell, you could be the new hit show on CBS. Call it Bleeb the Chicks said.


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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Men just talk about sports and work ...booooring lol!
    apparently you haven't been around me enough .

    OBVIOUSLY Jack...i didn't mean you! :mrgreen:
    I was gonna say because my conversations, usually consist of the following. see example below :mrgreen: .

    I was telling Timmy that if I was to undergo a sex change operation ( purely hypothetical conversation... about what you would like to be called if you were a woman). I would call myself Collette and open up a sexy maid service business. My first choice was Susann because I thought I would make a good Susann, that and I think I look like a Susann. But I settled on Collette because I realized that I would make a better Collette, than a Susann... that and my ass screams Collette 8-) .

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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by jack
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    Men just talk about sports and work ...booooring lol!
    apparently you haven't been around me enough .

    OBVIOUSLY Jack...i didn't mean you! :mrgreen:
    I was gonna say because my conversations, usually consist of the following. see example below :mrgreen: .

    I was telling Timmy that if I was to undergo a sex change operation ( purely hypothetical conversation... about what you would like to be called if you were a woman). I would call myself Collette and open up a sexy maid service business. My first choice was Susann because I thought I would make a good Susann, that and I think I look like a Susann. But I settled on Collette because I realized that I would make a better Collette, than a Susann... that and my ass screams Collette 8-) .
    Oh yeah the 'potential sex change conversation' that the boys like to discuss :? :?

    Probably best to go with Collette though...seeing as you can't spell 'Susan'

    We need to see a picture before we can decide whether or not you look like a 'Collette' though Jack :mrgreen:



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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by River_Rat_459
    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    I've felt lots of my friends new boobies lol!
    :shock: :o
    Yes that was an exaggeration I suppose...3 friends in total.

    I have only felt 3 of my friends breasts River :twisted:



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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by jxspyder
    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by Bull3tBait

    The Porn or the "girl talk"? The Girl Talk can only be proven if Lady gets an xbox and we get the rest of the girls together a few times. Once we get comfortable and get the family talk out of the way I'm sure the rest of the talking will get interesting. It almost always does in every gathering of women I've been in.
    Haha I bet we would be banned within the hour!
    That or recorded and retweeted. Hell, you could be the new hit show on CBS. Call it Bleeb the Chicks said.
    Only if our new member 'Collette' joins in...then you got a deal

    'Collette' has a very butch voice, I'm sure she would appeal to a small group of listeners of the ...'Bleeb the chicks said show' ... wouldn't she?



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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by jxspyder
    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by Bull3tBait

    The Porn or the "girl talk"? The Girl Talk can only be proven if Lady gets an xbox and we get the rest of the girls together a few times. Once we get comfortable and get the family talk out of the way I'm sure the rest of the talking will get interesting. It almost always does in every gathering of women I've been in.
    Haha I bet we would be banned within the hour!
    That or recorded and retweeted. Hell, you could be the new hit show on CBS. Call it Bleeb the Chicks said.
    Only if our new member 'Collette' joins in...then you got a deal

    'Collette' has a very butch voice, I'm sure she would appeal to a small group of listeners of the ...'Bleeb the chicks said show' ... wouldn't she?
    ( Says in a Manish voice with a lisp) Oh yes we'll just spank those naughty boys asses. With our super sexy, super naughty time bad girl talk. Now who's up for some vigorous petting and a pillow fight :mrgreen: .

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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Men just talk about sports and work ...booooring lol!
    apparently you haven't been around me enough .

    OBVIOUSLY Jack...i didn't mean you! :mrgreen:
    I was gonna say because my conversations, usually consist of the following. see example below :mrgreen: .

    I was telling Timmy that if I was to undergo a sex change operation ( purely hypothetical conversation... about what you would like to be called if you were a woman). I would call myself Collette and open up a sexy maid service business. My first choice was Susann because I thought I would make a good Susann, that and I think I look like a Susann. But I settled on Collette because I realized that I would make a better Collette, than a Susann... that and my ass screams Collette 8-) .
    Oh yeah the 'potential sex change conversation' that the boys like to discuss :? :?

    Probably best to go with Collette though...seeing as you can't spell 'Susan'

    We need to see a picture before we can decide whether or not you look like a 'Collette' though Jack :mrgreen:
    I'll have you know I prefer the alt spelling... if I was going to use it but I'm not. Because Collette suits me and my super sexy self better .

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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    ( Says in a Manish voice with a lisp) Oh yes we'll just spank those naughty boys asses. With our super sexy, super naughty time bad girl talk. Now who's up for some vigorous petting and a pillow fight :mrgreen: .
    How does that scoring work? :?

    Is this why I'm always at bottom of scoreboard? Ah... it's all clear now :shock:



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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    ( Says in a Manish voice with a lisp) Oh yes we'll just spank those naughty boys asses. With our super sexy, super naughty time bad girl talk. Now who's up for some vigorous petting and a pillow fight :mrgreen: .
    How does that scoring work? :?

    Is this why I'm always at bottom of scoreboard? Ah... it's all clear now :shock:
    Just so you know, I'm good with top or bottom 8-) .

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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    ( Says in a Manish voice with a lisp) Oh yes we'll just spank those naughty boys asses. With our super sexy, super naughty time bad girl talk. Now who's up for some vigorous petting and a pillow fight :mrgreen: .
    How does that scoring work? :?

    Is this why I'm always at bottom of scoreboard? Ah... it's all clear now :shock:
    Just so you know, I'm good with top or bottom 8-) .

    So am I right in thinking there's a top team allocation and bottom team allocation and you are chosen at random?

    Do we switch over then for the next match to make it fair? :mrgreen:



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    Re: Six Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123
    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    ( Says in a Manish voice with a lisp) Oh yes we'll just spank those naughty boys asses. With our super sexy, super naughty time bad girl talk. Now who's up for some vigorous petting and a pillow fight :mrgreen: .
    How does that scoring work? :?

    Is this why I'm always at bottom of scoreboard? Ah... it's all clear now :shock:
    Just so you know, I'm good with top or bottom 8-) .

    So am I right in thinking there's a top team allocation and bottom team allocation and you are chosen at random?

    Do we switch over then for the next match to make it fair? :mrgreen:
    I'm flexable.... it's all about what you want baby 8-) .

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    I'm flexable.... it's all about what you want baby 8-) .
    Aw bless you Jack...always the gentleman
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