Chuck Norris fact of the day.

**ECHOx4xVICTOR** · 10-15-2010, 11:00

Chuck Norris is the only man on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

**Ironhide400** · 10-15-2010, 12:03

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse, it's descendants are now known as giraffes.

**ECHOx4xVICTOR** · 10-15-2010, 12:05

When Chuck Norris walks into a room he doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark.

I can do this all day.

**XxSilentxFartxX** · 10-15-2010, 12:21

Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, Chuck Norris Rains on water

I can also do this all day lol

**XxSilentxFartxX** · 10-15-2010, 12:21

Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
Chuck Norris refers to himself in 4th person
Chuck Norris does not leave messages, he leaves warnings.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet and under the bed for Chuck Norris
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
Chuck Norris can split the atom with his bare hands
Chuck Norris doesnt need scuba diving equipment, he just holds his breath

**ECHOx4xVICTOR** · 10-15-2010, 12:30

Cheater. One at a time.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

**MuleTheDestroyer** · 10-15-2010, 12:33

Chuck Norris once had to sue Miramax; Brokeback mountain is the copyrighted trademark of the pile of dead ninjas in his back yard.

**Ironhide400** · 10-15-2010, 12:40

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

**ECHOx4xVICTOR** · 10-15-2010, 12:45

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

**wick3d_y4yo** · 10-15-2010, 12:49

Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's he pushes the Earth away. :o

**ApollosArrow89** · 10-15-2010, 12:53

Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too Bad he doesn't cry

**ECHOx4xVICTOR** · 10-15-2010, 12:55

In the medical community death is known as "Chuck Norris Disease"

**ApollosArrow89** · 10-15-2010, 12:57

Chuck Norris doesnt do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.

**ECHOx4xVICTOR** · 10-15-2010, 12:59

Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

Told you. All day boys.

**MARDIGRA21** · 10-15-2010, 13:01

Chuck Norris uses hot sauce instead of eye drops

**MARDIGRA21** · 10-15-2010, 13:03

Why does Chuck Norris’s dog clean up his own crap?
It does because Chuck Norris doesn’t take crap from anyone.

**MARDIGRA21** · 10-15-2010, 13:04

If you have 10 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 10 dollars. He has more money than you.

I too can do this all day

**ECHOx4xVICTOR** · 10-15-2010, 13:10

Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris' kindergarten class.

**MARDIGRA21** · 10-15-2010, 13:11

Some kids pee there names in snow. Chuck Norris can pee his in granite.

**ECHOx4xVICTOR** · 10-15-2010, 13:29

Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

Your move mardigras.

**MARDIGRA21** · 10-15-2010, 13:30

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in the U.S.

**ECHOx4xVICTOR** · 10-15-2010, 13:32

I know it technically doesn't belong here, but, it fits.

**MARDIGRA21** · 10-15-2010, 13:34

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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**MuleTheDestroyer** · 10-15-2010, 13:39

Chuck Norris can belive that it's not butter.

**MARDIGRA21** · 10-15-2010, 13:39

There is no control button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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