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    Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris is the only man on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse, it's descendants are now known as giraffes.




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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    When Chuck Norris walks into a room he doesn't turn on the lights. He turns off the dark.

    I can do this all day.

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, Chuck Norris Rains on water

    I can also do this all day lol
    http://forums.usmilitarygamers.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=3616&d=1341691069

    Silent But Deadly!

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
    Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice
    Chuck Norris refers to himself in 4th person
    Chuck Norris does not leave messages, he leaves warnings.
    When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet and under the bed for Chuck Norris
    The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain
    Chuck Norris can split the atom with his bare hands
    Chuck Norris doesnt need scuba diving equipment, he just holds his breath
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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Cheater. One at a time.

    Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris once had to sue Miramax; Brokeback mountain is the copyrighted trademark of the pile of dead ninjas in his back yard.

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.




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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's he pushes the Earth away. :o

    On this side or the other, we will meet once again.


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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too Bad he doesn't cry


    Do you hear the voices too?

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    In the medical community death is known as "Chuck Norris Disease"

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris doesnt do push-ups. He pushes the earth down.


    Do you hear the voices too?

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

    Told you. All day boys.

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    Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris uses hot sauce instead of eye drops

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    Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Why does Chuck Norris’s dog clean up his own crap?
    It does because Chuck Norris doesn’t take crap from anyone.

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    Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    If you have 10 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 10 dollars. He has more money than you.

    I too can do this all day

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris' kindergarten class.

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    Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Some kids pee there names in snow. Chuck Norris can pee his in granite.

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.

    Your move mardigras.

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    Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in the U.S.

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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.



    I know it technically doesn't belong here, but, it fits.

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    Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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    Re: Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    Chuck Norris can belive that it's not butter.

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    Chuck Norris fact of the day.

    There is no control button on Chuck Norris’s computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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