US Marine

[ECHOx4xVICTOR]

The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat.


There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed French woman, but when
he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle.


The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans
are so rude.

My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat available
was under that dog.

"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not
only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"


This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,
tossed it out the train window and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up. "Sir, you Americans seem to
have a penchant for doing the wrong thing.

You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong
side of the road.

And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.

[tracker_usmc]

LOL!!!

[MAKAVELI x28]

Thats hilarious!!