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    TSA surprise

    I thought this story was pretty funny but would hate to be that TSA guy. A man was arrested without bail for ejaculating on him during a pat down, LOL. They considered it a federal offense considering it an attack of a TSA federal agent... This guy was gay and got a rub down from another man (im trying not to laugh as I type this). Not to surprising that this would happen sooner or later with how the airports are really getting carried away with there pat downs. Oh and the guys last name is Cummings, classic!! Link below.



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    Lol that was hilarious

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    Wow...lmao!!!


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    All I can say is WOW!!!! Next thing you know TSA will ask if you are gay or not. Had to laugh about this one.


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    Has anyone talked to Jack lately....LOL!

    Just kidding bro!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironhide400 View Post
    Has anyone talked to Jack lately....LOL!

    Just kidding bro!
    Funnily I was wondering where he was lately



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    I have to fly next Sturday to Miami I give you an pat down or rub down update depending on how it goes , I wonder if I can ask for a female tsa pat/rub down, should I tip afterwards?

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    It probably would be a good idea to throw a tip her way before they tackle and cuff you. Lol.
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    Actully i was detained by tsa in mobile, Al 1 time for giving the tsa agent shit, flight was delayed so I sat in the 1 bar for 5 hr was drunk & they wanted to check my carry one, I said do I look like a islamic terreriost then showed them my EGA on my arm, they hit the mic next thing I know hand behind the back 2, tsa agent 1 with a gun and 1 with a taser ready to take little old me down. After review of the tape and the other tsa agent said the one did not explain what they were doing I was allowed to fly the next day back to Atlanta.

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    Quote Originally Posted by toby2533 View Post
    Actully i was detained by tsa in mobile, Al 1 time for giving the tsa agent shit, flight was delayed so I sat in the 1 bar for 5 hr was drunk & they wanted to check my carry one, I said do I look like a islamic terreriost then showed them my EGA on my arm, they hit the mic next thing I know hand behind the back 2, tsa agent 1 with a gun and 1 with a taser ready to take little old me down. After review of the tape and the other tsa agent said the one did not explain what they were doing I was allowed to fly the next day back to Atlanta.
    ooh you are such a rebel Mr :P



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    Wow, that must have been one lonely and ugly gay guy to have a hair trigger like that. Youd think a gay man would be getting action all the time and not have such a time bomb in his pants. Sucks to be that TSA agent.

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    I think the TSA agent was gay himself. How would you not notice the guy getting arroused and stop the pat down than?
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    T.S.A To Spoog All over. And that he did !

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    Quote Originally Posted by saviger View Post
    “When the First Lady touches my junk, I also spunk.”

    I highly doubt that, Mr. Obama said those specific words. LOL! None the less, it is good to see him do some good.......... Finally!!!

    Signature thanks to jgreco138

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