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    Over Or Under: The Great Toilet Paper Debate

    http://i.imgur.com/Gky7j.jpg

    Everything you could have ever possibly wanted to know about toilet paper, but were to busy wondering why we weren't using three seashells yet to ask.
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    I just leave mine of the roller thingy and wrap around about three times. Just me though. LOL!!!

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    I upgraded to the 3 seashells years ago, you guys haven't?
    Last edited by MaximusR3; 04-23-2011 at 00:48.

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    I just put it on however lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximusR3 View Post
    I upgraded to the 3 seashells years ago, you guys haven't?
    I can't be the only one here who gets that. Epic post!

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    after all these years that part of the movie still baffles me, htf does it work?! He asked at the end, the least they could have done is given a little hint to ease our minds lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximusR3 View Post
    after all these years that part of the movie still baffles me, htf does it work?! He asked at the end, the least they could have done is given a little hint to ease our minds lol
    But where's the fun in that?

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    OVER dammit! I'm always nagging my husband if he puts it on 'under' Lol!



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    Quote Originally Posted by ladym123 View Post
    OVER dammit! I'm always nagging my husband if he puts it on 'under' Lol!
    Oh and furthermore the hook opening has to be to the right of the roll so when you pull it it doesn't come off! We have a freestanding one and sometimes it gets turned around with the opening the other way and that's soooo annoying too lol!



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    Under just make no sense, why work to get your TP.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximusR3 View Post
    after all these years that part of the movie still baffles me, htf does it work?! He asked at the end, the least they could have done is given a little hint to ease our minds lol
    Simple, its a futuristic hybrid of a bidet. One shell to wash, one to dry and one to polish.

    But even not knowing Spartan didn't have a problem. At least once he realized the benefit of the ticket/fine dispenser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaximusR3 View Post
    after all these years that part of the movie still baffles me, htf does it work?! He asked at the end, the least they could have done is given a little hint to ease our minds lol
    Here ya go! http://www.poopreport.com/BMnewswire...ved_kinda.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by dbgUSMC View Post
    There are some questions in life that are never meant to be answered ...

    "I've never had a conversation with a dead guy before. Forgive me if I don't know the rules."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crucifictorious2 View Post
    There are some questions in life that are never meant to be answered ...
    Hahaha like chopsticks except you use a seashell, LOL!!!
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    I still use a stick! Why pay for toilet paper when sticks are free and you can find them all over the place....LOL!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by tracker_usmc View Post
    I still use a stick! Why pay for toilet paper when sticks are free and you can find them all over the place....LOL!!!
    Hardcore right here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sentry View Post
    Hardcore right here.
    I think hardcore would be with a pinecone! LOL!!! John Wayne toilet paper right there! Rough, tough and won't take shit from nobody!! LOL!!!

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