Today (May 12th) is Limerick Day. An imaginary 25XP to the best one. I'll also throw in an additional imaginary 25XP to best PSN-is-still-down limerick.
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05-12-2011, 09:05 #1USMG Beer & Boob Judge
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It's Limerick Day
Indecision may or may not be my problem.
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05-12-2011, 09:49 #2King of the Road
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So I logged in today to USMG
And what is this thread is see?
Today is Limerick Day!
Yes, the 12th of May
It's true it's true, River told me
hmm....points for effort anyways? lol
maybe i can think of a PSN one through the course of the day
Gaming is staying up 'til 3am to earn a trophy that isn't real.......BUT IS
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05-12-2011, 10:08 #3USMG [Retired Staff] Member
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I will write in hiaku
The Bootay
Round and bouncy
Shaking like an earthquake
I cannot resist...joy.
"It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their own selfish purposes".- Andrew Jackson
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05-12-2011, 10:12 #4Staff[Xbox-Recruiting]
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Twas a crazy old man called O'Keef
Who caused local farmers much grief
To their cows he would run
Cut their legs off for fun
And say "Look, I've invented ground beef!"
There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair
There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his assLast edited by CrzyChinook; 05-13-2011 at 00:03.
"Kisses*Hugs*Belly Rubs"
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05-12-2011, 14:36 #5USMG Prestiged Member
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There once was a Lady from Wales
Who met a clan of American males
Playing COD at night
Or chatting on the website
'Til sleep deprivation prevailed
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05-12-2011, 15:42 #6Global Moderator
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USMG
The greatest of veteran based clans
Of shooters and zombies we're fans
PSN has been hacked
Sony execs should be sacked
Now members are out getting tans.
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05-12-2011, 15:49 #7Global Moderator
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Which game console should I choose
Get both? I simply refuse
Xbox live will cost cash
PSN, massive crash
Either way I'll be gaming with booze
Sent from my DROIDX using TapatalkLast edited by jxspyder; 05-12-2011 at 17:28.
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05-12-2011, 16:41 #8USMG Prestiged Member
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Originally Posted by jxspyder
Haha!
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05-12-2011, 19:56 #9USMG [Retired Staff] Member
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Nice, I am not even going try after your entries Spyder! Originally Posted by jxspyder
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05-12-2011, 21:00 #10USMG [Retired Staff] Member
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All I could think of while reading this was two "poems" from Baldrick in Blackadder the 4th. Not really limericks but still good I think.
Baldrick's War Poem :
Hear the words I sing,
War's a horrid thing,
So I sing sing sing,
Ding-a-ling-a-ling.
The German Guns :
Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
Watch the Blackadder series. You'll get it then.
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05-13-2011, 00:01 #11Staff[Xbox-Recruiting]
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wow second that !! good one Spyder! Originally Posted by Ironhide400
Nice, I am not even going try after your entries Spyder!
"Kisses*Hugs*Belly Rubs"
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05-13-2011, 02:15 #12Guest
Although I didn't write this but, it fits me right now......
Starkle starkle little twink,
Who the Hell are you I think,
I'm not under what you call,
the alcofluence of incohol.
Though some doe twink I pee pie are!!!!!
PS... Who ever said 4 Loko is 1 and your done is a liar.... Nuff said!!!!
05-13-2011, 03:27 #13USMG Prestiged Member
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Lol! Originally Posted by A-25TH-ID-VET
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