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    It's Limerick Day

    Today (May 12th) is Limerick Day. An imaginary 25XP to the best one. I'll also throw in an additional imaginary 25XP to best PSN-is-still-down limerick.

    Indecision may or may not be my problem.

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    So I logged in today to USMG
    And what is this thread is see?
    Today is Limerick Day!
    Yes, the 12th of May
    It's true it's true, River told me


    hmm....points for effort anyways? lol
    maybe i can think of a PSN one through the course of the day

    Gaming is staying up 'til 3am to earn a trophy that isn't real.......BUT IS

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    Cool

    I will write in hiaku

    The Bootay

    Round and bouncy

    Shaking like an earthquake

    I cannot resist...joy.

    "It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their own selfish purposes".- Andrew Jackson

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    Twas a crazy old man called O'Keef
    Who caused local farmers much grief
    To their cows he would run
    Cut their legs off for fun
    And say "Look, I've invented ground beef!"

    There once was a man from Bonaire
    Who was doing his wife on the stair
    When the banister broke
    He doubled his stroke
    And finished her off in midair



    There once was a man from Madrass
    Whose balls were made out of brass
    When he'd bang 'em together
    They'd play stormy weather
    And lightning would shoot out of his ass
    Last edited by CrzyChinook; 05-13-2011 at 00:03.


    "Kisses*Hugs*Belly Rubs"

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    There once was a Lady from Wales
    Who met a clan of American males
    Playing COD at night
    Or chatting on the website
    'Til sleep deprivation prevailed




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    USMG

    The greatest of veteran based clans
    Of shooters and zombies we're fans
    PSN has been hacked
    Sony execs should be sacked
    Now members are out getting tans.

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    Which game console should I choose
    Get both? I simply refuse
    Xbox live will cost cash
    PSN, massive crash
    Either way I'll be gaming with booze

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    Quote Originally Posted by jxspyder View Post
    USMG

    The greatest of veteran based clans
    Of shooters and zombies we're fans
    PSN has been hacked
    Sony execs should be sacked
    Now members are out getting tans.

    Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk

    Haha!



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    Quote Originally Posted by jxspyder View Post
    USMG

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    Of shooters and zombies we're fans
    PSN has been hacked
    Sony execs should be sacked
    Now members are out getting tans.

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    Nice, I am not even going try after your entries Spyder!




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    All I could think of while reading this was two "poems" from Baldrick in Blackadder the 4th. Not really limericks but still good I think.

    Baldrick's War Poem :

    Hear the words I sing,
    War's a horrid thing,
    So I sing sing sing,
    Ding-a-ling-a-ling.

    The German Guns :

    Boom, boom, boom, boom.
    Boom, boom, boom.
    BOOM! BOOM!
    BOOM! BOOM!
    BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

    Watch the Blackadder series. You'll get it then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironhide400 View Post
    Nice, I am not even going try after your entries Spyder!
    wow second that !! good one Spyder!


    "Kisses*Hugs*Belly Rubs"

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    Although I didn't write this but, it fits me right now......

    Starkle starkle little twink,
    Who the Hell are you I think,
    I'm not under what you call,
    the alcofluence of incohol.
    Though some doe twink I pee pie are!!!!!

    PS... Who ever said 4 Loko is 1 and your done is a liar.... Nuff said!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by A-25TH-ID-VET View Post
    Although I didn't write this but, it fits me right now......

    Starkle starkle little twink,
    Who the Hell are you I think,
    I'm not under what you call,
    the alcofluence of incohol.
    Though some doe twink I pee pie are!!!!!

    PS... Who ever said 4 Loko is 1 and your done is a liar.... Nuff said!!!!
    Lol!



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