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    All the makings of a Jeff Foxworthy joke...

    Police: Drunk Pa. man tried to revive dead opossum
    updated 9:28 p.m. ET, Mon., March. 29, 2010

    PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) - Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen trying to resuscitate a long-dead opossum along a highway.

    State police Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal Thursday along Route 36 in Oliver Township, about 65 miles northeast of Pittsburgh.

    The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a séance. He says another saw Wolfe attempting to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

    Levier says the animal already had been dead a while.

    The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.

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    Re: All the makings of a Jeff Foxworthy joke...

    Here's your sign

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    Re: All the makings of a Jeff Foxworthy joke...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff Foxworthy
    If you've ever tried to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation on road kill, youuuuuu might be a redneck

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    Re: All the makings of a Jeff Foxworthy joke...

    River...doesn't this make you proud you live in PA???

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