Dumbasses!

**tracker_usmc** · 04-02-2010, 20:41

(March 30) -- If a screenwriter put the scene in a movie, it would seem too far-fetched.

A high-speed chase in Cleveland ended when four suspects abandoned their car on the side of the road and took off on foot. Police say they quickly tracked down three of the men. The fourth, however, managed to scale a 30-foot chain-link fence topped with barbed wire, jumped and landed -- in a state prison for women.

Ricky Flowers, 20, found himself standing inside the grounds of the prison, where he was apprehended, according to local station Fox News 8.

"It doesn't happen every day, that's for sure," a Garfield Heights police spokesman said. "They're not always this easy to catch."

Sunday night's after-dark chase began when police tried to pull over a Pontiac G6 after Flowers failed to signal while making a turn. Rather than pull over, the car sped away, leading police on a wild, 90-mph chase.

Along with Flowers, Gabriel Huston, 20; Mitchell Buyers, 19; and Lamar Sullins, 19, were all arrested. Police say that they found seven bags of marijuana in the vehicle, and that Flowers told them he fled because he was driving with a suspended license.

Flowers, who cut his right arm on the barbed wire as he scaled the fence at the Northeast Pre-Release Center for Women, was taken to a local hospital, where he received 36 staples and stitches, police said.

**RedCon-ONE** · 04-03-2010, 18:26

never underestimate the power of STUPID.

**jack** · 04-03-2010, 18:51

that gives new meaning to the words criminally stupid and botard

**Ironhide400** · 04-03-2010, 19:19

Sooooo......you can fix stupid with 36 staples and stitches

!

**tracker_usmc** · 04-03-2010, 23:58

Ex-con allegedly targets cops for robbery
Courtesy of UPI

NEW YORK, - An ex-con allegedly tried to rob two people in New York, police said, but didn't notice his intended victims were police officers -- in uniform.

Police said 33-year-old Jermaine Washington allegedly was so intent on robbing someone Saturday that he pulled a fake handgun on the two armed police officers as they walked through Riverside Park, The New York Daily News said.

"It was stupid criminal tricks," a police source said. "The guy didn't even look to see who was coming."

After Washington allegedly pulled his fake gun, the two officers drew their real weapons and Washington surrendered after a short but tense standoff.

**BlackarrowPSN** · 04-04-2010, 02:44

Well, if these guys had any sense, they'd be in a different line of work than petty crime. lol

**Simmion_1** · 04-04-2010, 08:57

I always say, god forbid the day smart people start committing crimes.

**Timmy_2_Tones** · 04-04-2010, 10:33

What an idiot. How could you not be able to tell that they are COPS!!! These are the reasons that I am losing faith in Humanity.

**ASignorelli** · 04-06-2010, 02:49

Originally Posted by tracker_usmc

(March 30) -- If a screenwriter put the scene in a movie, it would seem too far-fetched.

A high-speed chase in Cleveland ended when four suspects abandoned their car on the side of the road and took off on foot. Police say they quickly tracked down three of the men. The fourth, however, managed to scale a 30-foot chain-link fence topped with barbed wire, jumped and landed -- in a state prison for women.

Ricky Flowers, 20, found himself standing inside the grounds of the prison, where he was apprehended, according to local station Fox News 8.

"It doesn't happen every day, that's for sure," a Garfield Heights police spokesman said. "They're not always this easy to catch."

Sunday night's after-dark chase began when police tried to pull over a Pontiac G6 after Flowers failed to signal while making a turn. Rather than pull over, the car sped away, leading police on a wild, 90-mph chase.

Along with Flowers, Gabriel Huston, 20; Mitchell Buyers, 19; and Lamar Sullins, 19, were all arrested. Police say that they found seven bags of marijuana in the vehicle, and that Flowers told them he fled because he was driving with a suspended license.

Flowers, who cut his right arm on the barbed wire as he scaled the fence at the Northeast Pre-Release Center for Women, was taken to a local hospital, where he received 36 staples and stitches, police said.

you posted this just to get a crap load of USMG points huh? lolz