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    Funny Public Signs

    Beauty is only a light switch away.
    Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

    If life is a waste of time,
    and time is a waste of life,
    then let's all get wasted together
    and have the time of our lives.
    Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

    Remember, it's not,
    "How high are you?"
    it's "Hi, how are you?"
    Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

    Fighting for peace is like
    screwing for virginity.
    The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO

    No matter how good she looks,
    some other guy is sick and tired
    of putting up with her shit.
    Men's Room
    Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC

    At the feast of ego
    everyone leaves hungry.
    Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

    It's hard to make a comeback
    when you haven't been anywhere.
    Written in the dust
    on the back of a bus,
    Wickenburg, AZ

    Make love, not war.
    -Hell, do both
    Women's restroom
    The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

    If voting could really change things,
    it would be illegal.
    Revolution Books
    New York, New York.

    If pro is opposite of con,
    then what is the opposite of progress?
    Men's restroom
    House of Representatives, Washington, DC

    Express Lane:
    Five beers or less
    Sign over one of the urinals
    Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ

    No wonder you always go home alone.
    Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
    Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

    Indecision may or may not be my problem.

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    Re: Funny Public Signs

    "Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants, it is the creed of slaves"

    William Pitt, 1783

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