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    University thong thief caught with 79 pairs


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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    He claims it was a prank. 79 pairs really? wtf? Someone needs a better hobby.

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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    Good thing they caught him because, I would have to say this could have been Timmy or Jack adding to their collection.

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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    Wow Michigan State, eh? He's probably the only guy on campus more interested in girls than sheep. He shouldn't be arrested; he should be commended for that.
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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    Quote Originally Posted by Ragingclue
    Wow Michigan State, eh? He's probably the only guy on campus more interested in girls than sheep. He shouldn't be arrested; he should be commended for that.
    He was probably just stealing them for himself to wear with his dresses.

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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    ...or perhaps he was stealing them to put on the sheep?

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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    I know what you're thinking, but it wasn't me.... I belong to the thong of the month club.
    I like the way the booty goes, thong...thong, thong, thong, thong, thong. this month road runner yellow

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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    Shit you guyz caught me and stop singing my song jack I sang that to put you to sleep last night bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :? :?


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    <------------------------- NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................Remember my posts are now only for post count so I can play the lottery !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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    "It is to be regretted that the rich and powerful too often bend the acts of government to their own selfish purposes".- Andrew Jackson

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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    Quote Originally Posted by FloatOn
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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    Quote Originally Posted by A-25TH-ID-VET
    Good thing they caught him because, I would have to say this could have been Timmy or Jack adding to their collection.
    79? That is weaksauce, I have hundreds of stolen thongs in my collection. I only wear one at a time though. :cry:

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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    [quote=Timmy_2_Tones]
    Quote Originally Posted by "A-25TH-ID-VET":3ekqfn5w
    Good thing they caught him because, I would have to say this could have been Timmy or Jack adding to their collection.
    79? That is weaksauce, I have hundreds of stolen thongs in my collection. I only wear one at a time though. :cry: [/quote:3ekqfn5w]
    I heard you wear them backwards to.

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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    OMG! they are real! Underpants gnomes! Step 1: Steal underpants --- Step 2 : ??? --- Step 3: Profit!


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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    [quote=A-25TH-ID-VET][quote="Timmy_2_Tones":3nfyss6t]
    Quote Originally Posted by "A-25TH-ID-VET":3nfyss6t
    Good thing they caught him because, I would have to say this could have been Timmy or Jack adding to their collection.
    79? That is weaksauce, I have hundreds of stolen thongs in my collection. I only wear one at a time though. :cry: [/quote:3nfyss6t]
    I heard you wear them backwards to.[/quote:3nfyss6t]
    Only on Saturdays... :o

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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    I found this outside of Timmy's house!
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    Re: University thong thief caught with 79 pairs

    LMFAO!!

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