Publisher Needed!!!!

[Guest]

I really think we need a published as soon as our yarn is done. I do believe with all the wisdom and great imaginations we have here that this thing could go on for a long time. I have to admit this story is Hilarious but yet interesting. Good Job to all that have contributed so far.

[Timmy_2_Tones]

I absolutely agree. I have been laughing my ass off reading and posting in it. I volunteer to arrange it all into a story once it comes to its conclusion. JOHNNY WILL DIE!!!!!

[Pakman3000]

Johnny can't die. Someone'll just ressurect him in the next post lol.

[MaximusR3]

unless the next person doesn't know how to revive and tries to use the repair kit on him

[Timmy_2_Tones]

unless the next person doesn't know how to revive and tries to use the repair kit on him

LMAO!!!

[Ironhide400]

I will bleed him out..... !

I agree though, it would be nice to see this as one story once Johnny meets his fate. Great job to all the contributors !

[Guest]

Now that Johnny and River are buddies. Johnny has a body guard and will never die

[River_Rat_459]

At least not until I get T/K'd.

[Guest]

At least not until I get T/K'd.

Holy shit River you know how to speak Hawaiian...thats 20xp's for you.

Timmy...20ft tall midgets..Holy F I am glad I don't live in Johnny's world..

And Elliot Shitzer made it in our story...

[River_Rat_459]

[quote=A-25TH-ID-VET]

At least not until I get T/K'd.

Holy shit River you know how to speak Hawaiian...thats 20xp's for you. [/quote:11wb5rva]
TA-DA!!

Oh yeah...everyone remember that regardless of whether or not Johnny dies, there is plenty of room for spin-offs, sequels, prequels, etc. "The Adventures of Elliot Spitzer and the 20-Foot tall Midget" sounds like a winner.

[ASignorelli]

I like "Johnny's Epic Trip to Vegas".

[Guest]

I vote that we name the USMG guy on our home page"Johnny".

[Timmy_2_Tones]

I vote that we name the USMG guy on our home page"Johnny".

I second the motion.

[River_Rat_459]

[quote=Timmy_2_Tones]

I vote that we name the USMG guy on our home page"Johnny".

I second the motion.[/quote:y93039j6]

Agreed!

[Guest]

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[River_Rat_459]

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OMFG!!! You did NOT just go there! El DeBarge looks like a more goofy version of Prince...with infinitely less talent!

Johnny? Nah --nah-- let's call him....SUE! LOL!
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[Guest]

LMAO!!!

[Ironhide400]

Thanks TLOG for starting Johnny's Yarn! Johnny is living the life ! Well, except for the whole cutting his wang off :shock: !

[Pakman3000]

Thanks TLOG for starting Johnny's Yarn! Johnny is living the life ! Well, except for the whole cutting his wang off :shock: !

The wang is back and created by Cyberdyne! LOL He should teamup with the Grindhouse girl.

[Timmy_2_Tones]

Update:
I have been copying the story of Johnny and pasting it into a Word Document. I still have not taken the time to edit, and get it set into paragraphs yet, but we are already at 7 pages and roughly 5,000 words. Good work men. LOL!

[MaximusR3]

where's Crusty when you need him?

USMG author, post

[Guest]

where's Crusty when you need him?

USMG author, post

Yeah, I agree where is Ole Crusty. I am sure he would have some interesting parts in the story. I see him come on the PS3 every now and then. I hope he is doing well and getting things accomplished with his writing and all.

[DaCajun]

where's Crusty when you need him?

USMG author, post

Yeah, I agree where is Ole Crusty. I am sure he would have some interesting parts in the story. I see him come on the PS3 every now and then. I hope he is doing well and getting things accomplished with his writing and all.

We should all e-mail him and see how he is doing. I thought he would have popped in once in awhile to say hi by now.

[Timmy_2_Tones]

I haven't talked to him for a while, I spouse I could just send him a text and see how he is doing.

[MaximusR3]

yes, yes you could timmy. what an uncaring friend you have become. see how terribly BFBC2 has effected you?