Johnny is finally dead!

[Eahkavlar]

MUHAHAHA :twisted:

I killed Johnny! Can't believe I got the 100th post and the kill, and thanks to ASignorelli for the support on that one.

Though he did say "I'll be back."

*Edit*

Aye but it is bit of a sad day indeed. (Even though I am not)

But it’s a time of grieving, and remembrance. So perhaps everyone would like a chance to pay their respects and fond memories of Johnny here.

[Guest]

Johnny sure had a great adventure and learned a lot in his young life.


Johnny was brought into this world 21-April 2010. He was a great guy and was quite an adventurous type. He loved his women and drinking beer with his great friends of the USMG. Johnny is pre deceased by his wives Ivanna Humpalot and Kimona Wanalaya . He will be missed by many. Jonny is survied by his great friends: The Lord Our God, IronHide400,A-25th-ID-Vet. XxSilentFartXx,ASigNorelli,DBGUSMC,Timmy_2_Tones,Hot_Karl, MaximusR3, Simmion_1,River_Rat_459,Traker_USMC,Eahkavlar, Pee Wee Herman, Chuck Norris, Bob Saget, Hugh Hefner, The Girls At The Bunny Ranch, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and many more. Johnny's charity of choice was the USMG. You can make donations to the USMG in the Memory of Johnny by clicking on the Donation link at http://usmilitarygamers.com/donate
RIP "USMG" Johnny
21April 2010- 30 April 2010

[Pakman3000]

Great eulogy. :cry:

[Guest]

Great eulogy. :cry:

Thanks.....Sometimes I amaze myself!!!
For any of you that may need them...

[Ironhide400]

Johnny is gone....NOOOOOOO :shock: !

Vet....Ivanna is still in morning so she is off limits for awhile ! Good job on the eulogy though!

[Guest]

Johnny is gone....NOOOOOOO :shock: !

Vet....Ivanna is still in morning so she is off limits for awhile ! Good job on the eulogy though!

Iron..Ivanna is dead...Johny stabbed her with a beer bottle. He then pulled out another doll he forgot about and she was named Kimona Wanalaya. So, she is in mourning and we will have to wait. I edited my eulogy above.

[Ironhide400]

I thought that Ivanna was gone, but I figured I overlooked her return in the threads ! Johnny had a wild life!

[Timmy_2_Tones]

Technically, Ivanna is dead, and so is Kimona... Johnny drops Kimona on the floor of the bar when the midget comes into the bar, when he turns into the Giant Johnny, the bar collapses, killing the midget, and Kimona is still laying on the floor. Technically she was crushed.

[Guest]

Ahhhh....So, Johnny has 2 widows.

[River_Rat_459]

Rumor on the street is that Johnny had a long lost twin brother. I don't know for sure...I'm just sayin'.

[Guest]

Rumor on the street is that Johnny had a long lost twin brother. I don't know for sure...I'm just sayin'.

I heard different..I heard it was a Twin Sister!!!

[Eahkavlar]

I thought it was more like a disgruntled son bent on revenge. JJ (Johnny Jr.)

[ASignorelli]

HAHAHA I made sure he wasn't comming back. (I hope)