mock your coworker's tiny penis while testing full body scanners.
[/quote:393eufph]If you've been wondering how much of your body airport full-body scanners actually do reveal, a recent TSA training session in Miami shows the answer: enough for your co-workers to mock the size of your genitals. The target of the mockery eventually found it unbearable, and police say that he "could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind," attacking one of his colleagues in the parking lot. He was arrested for aggravated battery.
From the police report:
[quote:393eufph]The investigation revealed that the [suspect] was upset after a training with "Whole Body Image" machine. The X-Ray revealed [the suspect] has a small penis and co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis. [He] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind.
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05-07-2010, 14:17 #1BANNED
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i heard that coming into work today. i almost wrecked laughing so hard.
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HAHAHA awesome! I guess small penis = rage? I know now why I'm pretty relaxed then.
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05-08-2010, 14:30 #4Tim's Bromance Partner
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You wish little man!
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Originally Posted by saviger
You wish little man! Originally Posted by ASignorelli
How do you know? :shock:
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Sav was in Recon...he knows everything. Originally Posted by smoke
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You wish little man! Originally Posted by ASignorelli
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05-09-2010, 19:04 #7Tim's Bromance Partner
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I know how little ALL of you are! :mrgreen: Originally Posted by A-25TH-ID-VET
Sav was in Recon...he knows everything. "Necessity is the plea of every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants, it is the creed of slaves"
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O rly, I will unleash to purple headed yogurt slinger! Come a little closer.. I'll butter your f*!kin popcorn! :o :shock: Originally Posted by saviger
I know how little ALL of you are! :mrgreen: Originally Posted by A-25TH-ID-VET
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