Privates (Xbox Live game)

[DaCajun]

Go into a vagina for the first time in this Xbox 360 game

1:00 PM on 05.11.2010 | Dale North




A game called Privates has you controling a gang of condom-topped marines that dive into vaginas and asses to blast out the "oozy, shouty monsters." Zombie Cow Studio is really making this Xbox 360 twin-stick shooter. Don't believe me? This comes directly from the press release:

[quote:3l67gdwk]Britain. Land of Hope and Glory-holes. Where pregnant, waddling teenagers take up the full width of the pavement with their oversized triplet pushchairs, unaware that their rampant, perpetual humping has filled them to the brim with all manner of grotty infections.

There's five levels of...exploration and funk fighting in this game that will release on PC this summer for free, and then follow on the Xbox 360 for "a bit of money."

Dan Marshall, founder of Zombie Cow Studios: “We’re exploring some pretty unique gaming environments and themes… I can honestly say I can’t imagine you’ve ever played anything quite like it. These first five screenshots should give you a pretty good idea of what we’re up to, but there’s a hell of a lot more to come soon.”

This is a thing that is really happening! Gotta love the above screenshot.

Sorry about the vagina comment in the headline.
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http://www.destructoid.com/go-into-a-va ... 3435.phtml

WTF? The sad part is that I bet it will sell well on Xbox Live too. Butt Privates.

[Pakman3000]

Only on the PC and 360:

Attention! This is Privates, a new game from the developers of Time Gentlemen, Please! coming to the PC and Xbox 360, one that will give many hardcore video gamers a second chance to encounter a vagina.

Zombie Cow Studios, the developer behind the vaginal and anal action of Privates, explains the downloadable title as a game "in which you lead a teeny-tiny gang of condom-hatted marines as they delve into peoples' vaginas and bottoms and blast away at all manner of oozy, shouty monsters." Expect platforming and twin-stick arcade shooting that has your prophylactic wearing warriors blasting "all manner of grotty infections" through a forest of kinky, curly hairs and infested holes.

The game is being funded by Channel 4, so don't expect to pay anything for the PC version. The Xbox 360 version "will probably cost a little bit of money, we'll see" says Zombie Cow.

See just how not-safe-for-work Privates is in the gallery below.