Contest

[Kingpin]

[attachment=0:2l5u0kr7]2716833661_1f9674d1e3_b.jpg[/attachment:2l5u0kr7]Ok here's a picture I took at the San Diego Comic-Con last year. Who ever comes up with the funniest caption will get 500 USMG points donated to them. Contest ends next monday (7/26) and I get to decide what I think is the funniest one.


I get you started with two captions:

Batman: The sworn protector of Burger King
Wow the camera really does add ten pounds. How many camera are on that guy?

[MARDIGRA21]

get in my belly!

[InkaB0DpaiN]

Oh ! yes change for a dollar , I have a coin dispenser somewhere in this belt.hold on.

[River_Rat_459]

"Having finally purged Gotham of the Joker and his henchmen, Batman finally elected to let himself go."

Second entry:

"With the economy down and the value of Wayne Enterprises stock in the crapper, Batman was relegated to eating donuts as his primary source of nutrition."

[Pakman3000]

"Are you serious? Of course my cod piece deflects bullets."

[InkaB0DpaiN]

So! Shaun White We meet again!That plastic knife is useless against my back stage pass! MEEEEEEY...!

[InkaB0DpaiN]

Hey carrot top let me know when the guy with the green shirt and shoe lace comes this way ! He wants to kill me!

[Lorimere]

Batman 5: revenge of the whopper!

Now in amazing 3(xl)D!

[Timmy_2_Tones]

"Holy Batsuit, Fatman!"

"Holy Fatsuit, Batman!"

"Even Batman needs a halloween costume."

Sent from my awesome phonalyzer....

[Kingpin]

"Having finally purged Gotham of the Joker and his henchmen, Batman finally elected to let himself go."

Second entry:

"With the economy down and the value of Wayne Enterprises stock in the crapper, Batman was relegated to eating donuts as his primary source of nutrition."

In the lead so far.

[Ironhide400]

1. Hurry up kid..I gotta poop. Better yet...do you mind cutting a hole in my suit?

2. Jack's man thong has nothing on my bat suit! Go ahead....touch it!

[saviger]

Batman: your doing it wrong

[Pakman3000]

"Bizzarro Batman"

"It's not who I am underneath, but what I eat that defines me."

[indyred99]

In tune to the song off Tommy Boy I believe, make sure to sing it not just read it lol. I suck at these things.
FAT GUY IN A LITTLE SUIT

[USMCramirez]

dude, you're supposed to lose the weight BEFORE you wear the suit.


belt...*wheeze*..to tight.....*wheeze*...inflation device...*wheeze* misfired...
No dude...your just fat...

[jack]

are those Vienna sausages in danger?....... (screams with a lisp) FABALOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MaximusR3]

Batman: "ahh we meet again Joker......i couldn't help but notice you are holding a plastic knife. This leads me to believe you have food....."

Joker: "NOOO!!!! this funnel cake is mine! get your own fatty"

Batman: "HAH! get your own he says! maybe you have forgotten but i'm Batman! now stand aside while i rescue this cake from your evil clutches. Don't you worry little cake, you'll be safe in uncle batman's belly"

[ladym123]

[attachment=0:2oqmyelh]2716833661_1f9674d1e3_b.jpg[/attachment:2oqmyelh]Ok here's a picture I took at the San Diego Comic-Con last year. Who ever comes up with the funniest caption will get 500 USMG points donated to them. Contest ends next monday (7/26) and I get to decide what I think is the funniest one.




Well Kingpin...it's usually nice to put a face to a name but in this case....I preferred your anonymity :lol:

[squidfamily1]

"See my game controller pouch little boy."
no, really it looks like a game controller pouch on his utility belt
"Batman: Protecting little boys from remaining virgins since he bought Del Taco"

[shonyx]

"...Hmmm...Plastic knife... I want that knife..."

[indyred99]

Batman off atkins.

Hmm I must be having an allergic reaction to this latex...funny I was fine last night.

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[Kingpin]

[attachment=0:3aosbdp7]2716833661_1f9674d1e3_b.jpg[/attachment:3aosbdp7]Ok here's a picture I took at the San Diego Comic-Con last year. Who ever comes up with the funniest caption will get 500 USMG points donated to them. Contest ends next monday (7/26) and I get to decide what I think is the funniest one.




Well Kingpin...it's usually nice to put a face to a name but in this case....I preferred your anonymity :lol:


Hahaha...good one. I said i took the picture. I'm not in it.

[ladym123]

[attachment=0:1yvxji3n]2716833661_1f9674d1e3_b.jpg[/attachment:1yvxji3n]Ok here's a picture I took at the San Diego Comic-Con last year. Who ever comes up with the funniest caption will get 500 USMG points donated to them. Contest ends next monday (7/26) and I get to decide what I think is the funniest one.




Well Kingpin...it's usually nice to put a face to a name but in this case....I preferred your anonymity :lol:


Hahaha...good one. I said i took the picture. I'm not in it.


Phew! ;)

[indyred99]

They said it made me look skinny at the costume store!

[Kingpin]

ladym123 wrote:Well Kingpin...it's usually nice to put a face to a name but in this case....I preferred your anonymity :lol


Kingpin wrote:Hahaha...good one. I said i took the picture. I'm not in it.


ladym123 wrote: Phew! ;)[/quote]

Here's what I look like. Me with Henry Rollins. And Me doing my best Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson impression.



[attachment=1:uow1j04h]Henry.jpg[/attachment:uow1j04h]

[ladym123]

Here's what I look like. Me with Henry Rollins. And Me doing my best Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson impression.

Well I have no idea who Henry Rollins is... so just as well you put the 2nd pic up too! ;)

I hardly recognised you though without your cape! 8-)

Very dashing ;)

[indyred99]

ladym123 wrote:Well Kingpin...it's usually nice to put a face to a name but in this case....I preferred your anonymity :lol


Kingpin wrote:Hahaha...good one. I said i took the picture. I'm not in it.


ladym123 wrote: Phew! ;)

Here's what I look like. Me with Henry Rollins. And Me doing my best Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson impression.



[/quote]

Ok so are these the new pics for the contest???? HMMM lemme think!

[Kingpin]

Here's what I look like. Me with Henry Rollins. And Me doing my best Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson impression.

Well I have no idea who Henry Rollins is... so just as well you put the 2nd pic up too! ;)

I hardly recognised you though without your cape! 8-)

Very dashing ;)

Sorry I just assumed every knew who he was. Henry was involved in the Punk Rock scene and was the lead singer of Black Flag. Then later the Rollins band. He's done a few other things since then also. You can google his name if you'd like to know more about him.

[Valorfall]

Interviewer: "Batman whats your new slogan for safety in Gotham"
Batman: "Take a bite out of crime... litterally.."

[InkaB0DpaiN]

Jay Leno takes time off from his tv show to get a little face lift. Oh! sorry your picture is not part of the contest!

[lawacr]

hello would you like some cookies

[Kingpin]

Interviewer: "Batman whats your new slogan for safety in Gotham"
Batman: "Take a bite out of crime... litterally.."

That's a good one....hahaha

[Kingpin]

Jay Leno takes time off from his tv show to get a little face lift. Oh! sorry your picture is not part of the contest!

Yes, Jay Leno and I definitely got it going on in the chin department.

[ASignorelli]

Wow, that costume has to be home made, I doubt they sell the bat suit in 4XL. But if he did home make it, wouldn't the 20 lbs of fabric chime in his head that he probably shouldn't be wearing a batman costume? None the less, America now has a new role model with it's obesity on the rise.

[ladym123]

hello would you like some cookies
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[DaddyDietrich]

http://boards.usmilitarygamers.com/download/file.php?id=268&t=1Ok here's a picture I took at the San Diego Comic-Con last year. Who ever comes up with the funniest caption will get 500 USMG points donated to them. Contest ends next monday (7/26) and I get to decide what I think is the funniest one.


I get you started with two captions:

Batman: The sworn protector of Burger King
Wow the camera really does add ten pounds. How many camera are on that guy?

oh... and if you click on the picture it opens up to a full screen shot look at his eyes.
I can piture him saying these things:
Batman:(in the voice of the guy from "Somthing About Marry") Have you seen my Batcave?
Batman:(in the voice of the kid who dressed up like a hot dog from "Accepted") Ask me about my Utility Belt?
Batman:(in the voice of the old guy on "Family Guy that wants Chris") (1) Hmmmmm, get that phat ass ova here, so i can use my utilitay bet on yeah. (2) Hey Joker, I have puppies, candy, and a popsicle for you to suck on, hmmmhmmmm.

[Amiable Horde]

ladym123 wrote:Well Kingpin...it's usually nice to put a face to a name but in this case....I preferred your anonymity :lol


Kingpin wrote:Hahaha...good one. I said i took the picture. I'm not in it.


ladym123 wrote: Phew! ;)

Here's what I look like. Me with Henry Rollins. And Me doing my best Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson impression.



[attachment=1:h7hi58al]Henry.jpg[/attachment:h7hi58al][/quote]

Marv? I thought you got electrocuted.

[Kingpin]

ladym123 wrote:Well Kingpin...it's usually nice to put a face to a name but in this case....I preferred your anonymity :lol


Kingpin wrote:Hahaha...good one. I said i took the picture. I'm not in it.


ladym123 wrote: Phew! ;)

Here's what I look like. Me with Henry Rollins. And Me doing my best Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson impression.



[attachment=1:o7s60pqh]Henry.jpg[/attachment:o7s60pqh]

Marv? I thought you got electrocuted.[/quote]

I was Bad Ass in that movie......wasn't I?

[jack]

I know you think I'm sexy.

[MAKAVELI x28]

I told Christian Bale they would thinks it's him.

[MuleTheDestroyer]

"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale monlight? And then cry in your in Ben N' Jerry's when he doesn't call you back?"

[ASignorelli]

Looks like Batman loves him some pie too.

[jack]

touch it.... you know you want to.

[smoke]

I just did, about an hour ago, and it was good. :o :lol:


touch it.... you know you want to.

[River_Rat_459]

I got a new one:

"Wanna join my clan? It's called U.S. Military Gamers."

[justj12479]

Batman: "Wait a minute...You're not Vicky Vail!!"
or
Batman: "Isn't this the audition for Batman 10: The Retired Years?"
or
Batman: "I know this looks bad, but the Gas-X hasn't taken effect yet."
or
Batman: "I took the Activia 14-Day Challenge; and it DIDN'T work."

[Pakman3000]

I got a new one:

"Wanna join my clan? It's called U.S. Military Gamers."

LMAO

[rlawjax]

I am BATMAN!!!

[saviger]

I got a new one:

"Wanna join my clan? It's called U.S. Military Gamers."

HAHAHA!! :lol: :lol:

[jack]

see this is what happens, when you settle down and marry the villainess of your dreams. I'll tell yah brother... it isn't all cracked up, to what you thought it would be....women (sighs* and pulls Twinkie from utility belt). :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jack]

I just did, about an hour ago, and it was good. :o :lol:


touch it.... you know you want to.
I knew it would be :lol: :lol: :lol: .

[Amiable Horde]

It's not what it really looks like!

I'm just bloated from Robin's lovely sugar lumpkin cream pies.

Which are absolutely fantastic if your asking.

[jack]

do I look fat?

[jack]

does this bat-suit make my butt look big.

[David_3033]

Robbin will not be in the next movie since I ate him.

[David_3033]

You know your out of shape when your out of breath putting on your bat boots!!

[David_3033]

Did someone say CHEESE!!?? Where??

[jack]

lets not waste anymore time... we've been eyeing one another up during this whole convention, how about we go back to my place and do this thing already. I've got flavored body-paints and a monkey that can work a camcorder 8-) .

[indyred99]

This will be unstickied in the morning since the contest ends the 26th.

[Kingpin]

This will be unstickied in the morning since the contest ends the 26th.

That's fine. I'll announce the winner tomorrow.

[Kingpin]

"Having finally purged Gotham of the Joker and his henchmen, Batman finally elected to let himself go."

Second entry:

"With the economy down and the value of Wayne Enterprises stock in the crapper, Batman was relegated to eating donuts as his primary source of nutrition."

Even though River Rat has more money than all of us put together and doesn't need anymore. I found his entry to be the funniest. So now he has even more money...Hahaha

[ladym123]

"Having finally purged Gotham of the Joker and his henchmen, Batman finally elected to let himself go."

Second entry:

"With the economy down and the value of Wayne Enterprises stock in the crapper, Batman was relegated to eating donuts as his primary source of nutrition."

Even though River Rat has more money than all of us put together and doesn't need anymore. I found his entry to be the funniest. So now he has even more money...Hahaha

We are all winners though right?

:lol: :lol:

[MaximusR3]

good job on a caption well written River http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z19/Rayr3/Smilies/clap2.gif


now this thread made me think of caption contests i've participated in before over on the Playstation forums. Would anyone be interested in participating in a caption contest thread? It works really easy. a picture is posted, we could do a theme to it or just completely random, and then everyone comes up with a caption for it. after a few days no more entries are taken and everyone votes on who posted the best one. the winner then posts up a new picture. rinse, repeat.

These things are pretty fun and gives you something to do, so should we give it a shot? I'll be willing to run it (announce when voting starts, count votes, and announce winners) so all you guys would need to do is post your best caption

[ladym123]

good job on a caption well written River http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z19/Rayr3/Smilies/clap2.gif


now this thread made me think of caption contests i've participated in before over on the Playstation forums. Would anyone be interested in participating in a caption contest thread? It works really easy. a picture is posted, we could do a theme to it or just completely random, and then everyone comes up with a caption for it. after a few days no more entries are taken and everyone votes on who posted the best one. the winner then posts up a new picture. rinse, repeat.

These things are pretty fun and gives you something to do, so should we give it a shot? I'll be willing to run it (announce when voting starts, count votes, and announce winners) so all you guys would need to do is post your best caption
Yeah cool Max

[jack]

congrats river :mrgreen: .

[Kingpin]

good job on a caption well written River http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z19/Rayr3/Smilies/clap2.gif


now this thread made me think of caption contests i've participated in before over on the Playstation forums. Would anyone be interested in participating in a caption contest thread? It works really easy. a picture is posted, we could do a theme to it or just completely random, and then everyone comes up with a caption for it. after a few days no more entries are taken and everyone votes on who posted the best one. the winner then posts up a new picture. rinse, repeat.

These things are pretty fun and gives you something to do, so should we give it a shot? I'll be willing to run it (announce when voting starts, count votes, and announce winners) so all you guys would need to do is post your best caption

Yeah. Its a good idea. I just got back from Comic-Con so I got some more good ones....hahaha.

[Kingpin]

"Having finally purged Gotham of the Joker and his henchmen, Batman finally elected to let himself go."

Second entry:

"With the economy down and the value of Wayne Enterprises stock in the crapper, Batman was relegated to eating donuts as his primary source of nutrition."

Even though River Rat has more money than all of us put together and doesn't need anymore. I found his entry to be the funniest. So now he has even more money...Hahaha

We are all winners though right?

:lol: :lol:

That's what my Mom told me....Hahaha

[ladym123]

We are all winners though right?

:lol: :lol:

That's what my Mom told me....Hahaha

Mine too King lol ;)

[River_Rat_459]

Thank you Kingpin. Thank you all for the comments. This was fun! I'm all for the idea of a regular caption contest. I'm not sure if they still do it, but StarWars.com used to have a weekly caption contest, and those were usually really funny.

[Ironhide400]

I am game for a caption contest thread!

[MaximusR3]

ok cool, looks like there is some interest. i'll go ahead and start one up in the captains cabin area in a few minutes