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ladym123
07-20-2010, 06:52
Whilst the site was down and I had to looking at other media in my coffee break :mrgreen:

I came across these gross facts:

1. A tapeworm will starve you by eating the food in your belly.
2. Wolves may eat you before killing you.
3. Candinu fish swim up bums and urethras causing infection.
4. Siafu ants choke you, filling your mouth as you sleep.
5. Sloth bears rip your face off with their teeth and claws.
6. Giant cassowary birds kick you over then claw your guts.
7. A Jaguar bites through the skull and pierces the brain.
8. Pythons squeeze you 'til your heart stops.

Please don't take the site down again! :o
jack
07-20-2010, 06:54
all very true...mother nature aint she grand :lol: :lol: :lol: .
ladym123
07-20-2010, 06:55
all very true...mother nature aint she grand :lol: :lol: :lol: .
She is a sicko! :lol:
jack
07-20-2010, 06:59
hey a bird gotta fly and a python has to squeeze you to death before it eats. no one said it had to be pretty :lol: :lol: :lol: .
ladym123
07-20-2010, 07:01
hey a bird gotta fly and a python has to squeeze you to death before it eats. no one said it had to be pretty :lol: :lol: :lol: .

I like bunnies and butterflies better :|
jack
07-20-2010, 07:05
hey a bird gotta fly and a python has to squeeze you to death before it eats. no one said it had to be pretty :lol: :lol: :lol: .

I like bunnies and butterflies better :|
yes because you're a refined woman of society :mrgreen: .
ladym123
07-20-2010, 07:10
I like bunnies and butterflies better :|


because you're a refined woman of society :mrgreen: .

It made me sad when I had to shoot bunnies on RDR :cry:
jack
07-20-2010, 07:12
I like bunnies and butterflies better :|


because you're a refined woman of society :mrgreen: .

It made me sad when I had to shoot bunnies on RDR :cry:
it's ok lady, oily jack will make it all better 8-) .
ladym123
07-20-2010, 07:16
it's ok lady, oily jack will make it all better 8-) .J

Jack you'd better not get oil all over my garden furniture at my summer retreat in Sant Tropez! 8-)
jack
07-20-2010, 07:23
it's ok lady, oily jack will make it all better 8-) .J

Jack you'd better not get oil all over my garden furniture at my summer retreat in Sant Tropez! 8-)
you stuttered!!! so while your anger says different, I know you like my oily charms 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol: .
Ironhide400
07-20-2010, 07:26
Those are interesting facts you looked up Lady? Are you by any chance mad at somebody? :? :lol:
ladym123
07-20-2010, 07:26
it's ok lady, oily jack will make it all better 8-) .J

Jack you'd better not get oil all over my garden furniture at my summer retreat in Sant Tropez! 8-)
you stuttered!!! so while your anger says different, I know you like my oily charms 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol: .
You mistake my... *choke on my coffee... for a stutter lol! :lol:
ladym123
07-20-2010, 07:28
Those are interesting facts you looked up Lady? Are you by any chance mad at somebody? :? :lol:

Relax Iron...I was just reading the newspaper ;)
jack
07-20-2010, 07:29
I know that game your gag reflex says no no but your.....awww who am I kidding :lol: :lol: :lol:.
MaximusR3
07-20-2010, 07:49
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z19/Rayr3/coldshower.jpg
ladym123
07-20-2010, 07:51
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z19/Rayr3/coldshower.jpg

Haha that's brilliant Max! :lol:
jack
07-20-2010, 07:55
I will now come with a warning;
If you excite easily read with caution and hand lotion 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol: .
ladym123
07-20-2010, 07:56
I will now come with a warning;
If you excite easily read with caution and hand lotion 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol: .
Jack! Shower! Now! :mrgreen:
jack
07-20-2010, 07:58
I will now come with a warning;
If you excite easily read with caution and hand lotion 8-) :lol: :lol: :lol: .
Jack! Shower! Now! :mrgreen:
It will take more than that, I could heat a Jacuzzi :lol: :lol: :lol: .
jack
07-20-2010, 09:07
I think I can,I think I can,I think I can :lol: :lol: :lol: .
tracker_usmc
07-20-2010, 11:33
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z19/Rayr3/coldshower.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
saviger
07-20-2010, 12:48
hey a bird gotta fly and a python has to squeeze you to death before it eats. no one said it had to be pretty :lol: :lol: :lol: .

I like bunnies and butterflies better :|

Bunnies are good eatin!
jack
07-20-2010, 14:29
http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z19/Rayr3/coldshower.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
as I said it will take more than that 8-) your best bet...a fire hose :lol: :lol: :lol: .