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indyred99
08-25-2010, 21:18
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/woman-nabbed-auto-erotic-crime

This is great!! Don't get caught doing this while driving you just may get into trouble!!


AUGUST 25--A Cincinnati woman was simultaneously masturbating with a sex toy and watching a pornographic video while driving last week, according to cops who arrested her on assorted criminal charges.

Colondra Hamilton, 36, was pulled over last Tuesday evening in a traffic stop triggered when cops noticed she was driving a 2008 Pontiac with overly tinted windows.

That’s when officers noticed that Hamilton’s pants were unbuttoned. And she had a vibrator in her lap. Questioned by cops, Hamilton admitted to engaging in auto erotic manipulation, and revealed that she had also been watching a porno movie that was playing on the laptop of a friend in the passenger seat, according to an Elmwood Place Police Department report.

Hamilton, pictured in the above mug shot, was booked into the Hamilton County jail on a misdemeanor count of driving with “impaired alertness.” Hamilton was also charged with possession of drug paraphernalia since cops found a “broken piece of crack pipe” in her purse.

She was not, however, accused of using the pipe while she was driving and masturbating and watching an X-rated film, the title of which was not released.

Ironhide400
08-25-2010, 21:22
This has FREAK written all over it!

wick3d_y4yo
08-25-2010, 21:49
She was "warming up" headed to her boyfriends house! idk, but that be funny... :lol:

DahliaBellona
08-25-2010, 22:04
EWWWWWW! That's gotta be so embarrassing too!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ladym123
08-25-2010, 22:05
Can you not do anything in your car these days without getting in a whole load of trouble? Jeeez!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

indyred99
08-25-2010, 22:08
Can you not do anything in your car these days without getting in a whole load of trouble? Jeeez!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Timmy_2_Tones
08-26-2010, 00:53
Can you not do anything in your car these days without getting in a whole load of trouble? Jeeez!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
First no Masturbating in a car, next you are not going to be able to even drive in a car. What is this world coming to? :roll:

ladym123
08-26-2010, 08:04
Can you not do anything in your car these days without getting in a whole load of trouble? Jeeez!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
First no Masturbating in a car, What is this world coming to? :roll:


I know! Car journeys are gonna be soooo boring now! :lol:

MuleTheDestroyer
08-26-2010, 10:14
I want to know more of the passenger, boyfriend? girlfriend? random hitch hiker forced to hold the laptop?

wick3d_y4yo
08-26-2010, 10:17
I wonder if this will become more of a common occurrence with car's getting automated and people being "bored" cause they don't have to drive anymore (think Minority Report) :?: :lol:

ASignorelli
08-26-2010, 19:39
She's not even hot... eewwwwwww...

River_Rat_459
08-26-2010, 19:48
http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/WTF/1/wtf-cat.jpg

indyred99
08-26-2010, 21:19
LOL This is turning into being great with some of these responses. It does suck with what you can and can't do in umm private. I don't know I don't think this was in private? Maybe it was hmm who knows lol.

MuleTheDestroyer
08-27-2010, 09:32
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin' like a fool wit yo pants on the ground... :lol:

David_3033
08-28-2010, 12:25
Can't get out the car cause I'm sticking to my seat. Hey Masturbator!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Amiable Horde
09-06-2010, 17:49
i mean when the urge hits... you gotta run with it.