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River_Rat_459
05-12-2011, 09:05
Today (May 12th) is Limerick Day (http://holidayinsights.com/stpat/limerickday.htm). An imaginary 25XP to the best one. I'll also throw in an additional imaginary 25XP to best PSN-is-still-down limerick.
MaximusR3
05-12-2011, 09:49
So I logged in today to USMG
And what is this thread is see?
Today is Limerick Day!
Yes, the 12th of May
It's true it's true, River told me


hmm....points for effort anyways? lol
maybe i can think of a PSN one through the course of the day
jack
05-12-2011, 10:08
I will write in hiaku

The Bootay

Round and bouncy

Shaking like an earthquake

I cannot resist...joy.
CrzyChinook
05-12-2011, 10:12
Twas a crazy old man called O'Keef
Who caused local farmers much grief
To their cows he would run
Cut their legs off for fun
And say "Look, I've invented ground beef!"

There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair


There once was a man from Madrass
Whose balls were made out of brass
When he'd bang 'em together
They'd play stormy weather
And lightning would shoot out of his ass
ladym123
05-12-2011, 14:36
There once was a Lady from Wales
Who met a clan of American males
Playing COD at night
Or chatting on the website
'Til sleep deprivation prevailed

:p
jxspyder
05-12-2011, 15:42
USMG

The greatest of veteran based clans
Of shooters and zombies we're fans
PSN has been hacked
Sony execs should be sacked
Now members are out getting tans.

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jxspyder
05-12-2011, 15:49
Which game console should I choose
Get both? I simply refuse
Xbox live will cost cash
PSN, massive crash
Either way I'll be gaming with booze

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ladym123
05-12-2011, 16:41
USMG

The greatest of veteran based clans
Of shooters and zombies we're fans
PSN has been hacked
Sony execs should be sacked
Now members are out getting tans.

Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk


Haha! :D
Ironhide400
05-12-2011, 19:56
USMG

The greatest of veteran based clans
Of shooters and zombies we're fans
PSN has been hacked
Sony execs should be sacked
Now members are out getting tans.

Sent from my DROIDX using Tapatalk

Nice, I am not even going try after your entries Spyder! ;)
GriffinSentinel
05-12-2011, 21:00
All I could think of while reading this was two "poems" from Baldrick in Blackadder the 4th. Not really limericks but still good I think.

Baldrick's War Poem :

Hear the words I sing,
War's a horrid thing,
So I sing sing sing,
Ding-a-ling-a-ling.

The German Guns :

Boom, boom, boom, boom.
Boom, boom, boom.
BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM! BOOM!
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

Watch the Blackadder series. You'll get it then. :)
CrzyChinook
05-13-2011, 00:01
Nice, I am not even going try after your entries Spyder! ;)
wow second that !! good one Spyder!
A-25TH-ID-VET
05-13-2011, 02:15
Although I didn't write this but, it fits me right now......

Starkle starkle little twink,
Who the Hell are you I think,
I'm not under what you call,
the alcofluence of incohol.
Though some doe twink I pee pie are!!!!!

PS... Who ever said 4 Loko is 1 and your done is a liar.... Nuff said!!!!
ladym123
05-13-2011, 03:27
Although I didn't write this but, it fits me right now......

Starkle starkle little twink,
Who the Hell are you I think,
I'm not under what you call,
the alcofluence of incohol.
Though some doe twink I pee pie are!!!!!

PS... Who ever said 4 Loko is 1 and your done is a liar.... Nuff said!!!!

Lol! :D